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Worst Finisher in E-wrestling?; I got to sell this?
Topic Started: Nov 18 2005, 02:01 AM (4,280 Views)
AronScythe
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Ok I thought it would be fun to discuss some of the worst finishing moves in e-wrestling history. My memory of some of these is fading but I recall in one women's fed I had Anne Brandies running around in, there was another wrestler had a move entitled "The Grinding Face Sit."

Anne promptly became the most hated heal in the history of that fed simply by refusing to work with that wrestler.

I remember a handler who's wrestler's aplication was rejected over wanting a finisher entitled "The Death Fart" which was essentially a submission move that involved sitting on the opponent's head.

And finally in the later days of the NPWA, E-wrestling fans were entertained by the efforts of Dan "The Dan" Dan who's finisher was "The Flying Shove" in which he dived off the top rope and well... shoved the unfortunate victem.

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Frank
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They now call that the Pounce. And it isn't even from the top rope.

-Frank
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Walls
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I like the pounce.



















































Period.
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WILDHack
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THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUN -SUH?

Worst. Finisher. Ever. Worse than the claw and the Garvin stomp.
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Walls
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Hardly. How's it any different then a gore. I dunno but a former NFL'er plowing into you seems pretty damaging to me.
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AronScythe
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Wait is Monty a former NFL linebacker or a wildman from the Serengeti or both?... Someone needs to make up his mind.
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RedRajah
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I could buy it as a signature move, but not as an actual finisher. Ditto Spear/Gore. Great for stuns and set-ups to the real finisher, but not to actually put a guy away. It just seems anti-climactic. Especially if you keep positioning the victim to do it three times in a row.

As for worse e-w finishers, I swear I read about one guy on a board fed who wanted to pull out his opponent's spines ala Mortal Kombat. :blink:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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RedRajah,Nov 18 2005
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I could buy it as a signature move, but not as an actual finisher. Ditto Spear/Gore. Great for stuns and set-ups to the real finisher, but not to actually put a guy away. It just seems anti-climactic. Especially if you keep positioning the victim to do it three times in a row.

As for worse e-w finishers, I swear I read about one guy on a board fed who wanted to pull out his opponent's spines ala Mortal Kombat. :blink:

Neige Thirteen's Ninja Multiplication Technique, where he split himself into five different versions of himself or some shit.

That was pretty gay.
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Not a finisher per se, though I'd have liked it to be.

From my IIWF match-writing days : "The bucketing"(!)

It was very over with the fans ...

I made sure of that :)
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WILDHack
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Almost ALL of Neige 13's move could fall under the category of "gay".

As for Monty Brown... he's just running into the guy damnit at least with the gore/spear your tackling and driving to the mat.
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In the old WWA someone submitted an application with a finisher that was, and this is a direct quote, "BRONCO BUSTER WITH NO CLOTHES ON".

Yeah, he didn't get accepted.
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Frank
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That'd finish me.

I REALLY wanted to handle a guy who's finisher was the "RESPIRATINATOR~!" A tilt-a-whirl where the opponent's throat is slammed against the knee, rather than a backbreaker.

I was told it would kill people...and Respiratinator is not an acceptable name for a move. I am still saddened by the loss.

Perhaps, that would fall under "E-Wrestlecrap that never was" or something.

-Frank Demola
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WILDHack,Nov 18 2005
09:28 AM
Worse than the claw and the Garvin stomp.

You, sir, are no fan of the wrestling business we all love. You are pure evil.
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Buse
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Which mother fucker said the claw was a bad finisher?

I'll kill that bastard, so help me God...I'll kill that bastard.
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WILDHack
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You gotta get in line behind the other guy. And I'll say it again damn the claw damn the wright brothers and damn you!
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