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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 30 2006, 04:31 PM (3,033 Views) | |
| shapshift | Apr 30 2006, 04:31 PM Post #1 |
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Gee Whiz
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Okay, let's hear it. I'll start...with Edmond Winston IV using a Badger on "Crimson" Joe Reed back in the UWF. Muffin the Angry Badger gained her own small amount of notoriety. Not as much as Tinkle or SNAPPY, but some. |
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| blibblab | Apr 30 2006, 05:13 PM Post #2 |
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Administrator
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Ferrets. |
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| JeremyS | Apr 30 2006, 05:32 PM Post #3 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Nothing can top the sawed-off handle of a tennis racket for sheer brilliance. I still don't think I've seen anything in e-w worse than the bag of packing peanuts that Raven hit Kane with at WM X7, which Kane actually sold. Truth really is stranger than fiction some days. Jeremy S. |
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| RedRajah | Apr 30 2006, 06:57 PM Post #4 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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The blimp...
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| And here's where I pretend to be a writer... | |
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| JeremyS | May 1 2006, 07:45 AM Post #5 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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WHICH blimp? Jeremy S. (and if I have to ask that question... and I do... you know this is a bad one, even if it's not really a 'foriegn object') |
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| keenings | May 1 2006, 07:54 AM Post #6 |
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Guards! Seize him!!
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All of them! BAN THE BLIMP! Patrickus Lurkus |
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| JeremyS | May 1 2006, 09:21 AM Post #7 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Oh, come on. A blimp isn't nearly as dangerous as a superkick! Jeremy S. (now a dirigible... THAT'S dangerous) |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | May 1 2006, 10:02 AM Post #8 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Lets see... Juan Vasquez used to knock people out with sacks of rice falling from the ceiling of the arena. He was the victim of a poisoned gordita(Which was fed to him during the match!) I've used an Aboriginie and had him throw a boomerang from the ring entrance to the ring to knock out an opponent(The card was in Australia, so it was okay!) Edwin Lopez would knock people out by throwing golf balls at them(Which in return, resulted in Juan Vasquez getting knocked out by the golf ball thrown from his opponent's wife). Umm...that's all for now. Terry OH OH! Juan Vasquez once used the Infinity Gauntlet during a street fight! Not a fake infinity gauntlet...but the real deal that Thanos used to wreck shop in the Marvel universe! Man, those were the days... |
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| StygianSmileyFace | May 1 2006, 11:52 AM Post #9 |
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Sir Loin
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Please tell me he sent Sabin Figaro back in time and that is where he vanished to. |
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Texas Heritage Wrestling! In Association with the SPIKE TV network presents... THW Saturday Night Slammasters! May 13th, 9PM All your favorite THW stars! Plus, KING OF THE HILL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! DOZER vs. "THE BLACK PRINCE OF WRESTLING" EDWARD CAIN THE HANGMAN CHALLENGE RETURNS! IVAN BAINES faces the wrath of the Championship Committee THE REVERED JASPER DANE SPEAKS! All this... AND MORE! | |
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| JeremyS | May 2 2006, 08:09 AM Post #10 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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No, he turned his bones to rubber and left him to die an agonizing death in a puddle of flesh. ...no, wait, that was a different overexposed lame character. Sorry. Jeremy S. (Thanos has the Gauntlet in Marvel vs Capcom 2 AND HE STILL CAN'T BEAT DR. DOOM! Ahhh, the justice...) |
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| StygianSmileyFace | May 2 2006, 10:38 AM Post #11 |
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Sir Loin
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Of course not, he is Doom. And you had best not be calling Thor lame. Otherwise? We shall have to have words. |
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Texas Heritage Wrestling! In Association with the SPIKE TV network presents... THW Saturday Night Slammasters! May 13th, 9PM All your favorite THW stars! Plus, KING OF THE HILL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! DOZER vs. "THE BLACK PRINCE OF WRESTLING" EDWARD CAIN THE HANGMAN CHALLENGE RETURNS! IVAN BAINES faces the wrath of the Championship Committee THE REVERED JASPER DANE SPEAKS! All this... AND MORE! | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | May 2 2006, 12:46 PM Post #12 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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The only Thor I can ever respect is Beta Ray Bill. Terry |
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| HackVW | May 2 2006, 04:25 PM Post #13 |
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Mitchell!
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Roger once stratted to win a battle royale by having itching powder fall from the rafters at the end. IIRC, Jack Greene put on some kind of protective gear before it fell, and then eliminated the remaining guys. I could be wrong about how Greene handled it, but yeah. Andj -FOR SHAME, DEFURIO! FOR SHAME! |
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| Walls | May 2 2006, 08:21 PM Post #14 |
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The Luther Burger
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Tina Yothers. I dare say no more. |
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| JeremyS | May 3 2006, 07:30 AM Post #15 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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He turned Thor to glass and then shattered him. It was Wolverine who got his bones turned to rubber and pretty much became pudding. Hey, there you go! Colossus throws Wolverine at people all the time! There's your crappy foriegn object right there! :lol: Jeremy S. (who doesn't even collect comics, but still knows all this somehow) |
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