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Crappy Foreign Objects
Topic Started: Apr 30 2006, 04:31 PM (3,033 Views)
shapshift
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Okay, let's hear it.

I'll start...with Edmond Winston IV using a Badger on "Crimson" Joe Reed back in the UWF.

Muffin the Angry Badger gained her own small amount of notoriety. Not as much as Tinkle or SNAPPY, but some.
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shapshift,Apr 30 2006
05:31 PM
Okay, let's hear it.

I'll start...with Edmond Winston IV using a Badger on "Crimson" Joe Reed back in the UWF.

Muffin the Angry Badger gained her own small amount of notoriety. Not as much as Tinkle or SNAPPY, but some.

Ferrets.
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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

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Nothing can top the sawed-off handle of a tennis racket for sheer brilliance.

I still don't think I've seen anything in e-w worse than the bag of packing peanuts that Raven hit Kane with at WM X7, which Kane actually sold. Truth really is stranger than fiction some days.



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The blimp... :blink:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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RedRajah,Apr 30 2006
06:57 PM
The blimp... :blink:

WHICH blimp?


Jeremy S.
(and if I have to ask that question... and I do... you know this is a bad one, even if it's not really a 'foriegn object')
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JeremyS,May 1 2006
07:45 AM
RedRajah,Apr 30 2006
06:57 PM
The blimp... :blink:

WHICH blimp?

All of them!

BAN THE BLIMP!

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keenings,May 1 2006
07:54 AM
JeremyS,May 1 2006
07:45 AM
RedRajah,Apr 30 2006
06:57 PM
The blimp... :blink:

WHICH blimp?

All of them!

BAN THE BLIMP!

Patrickus Lurkus

Oh, come on. A blimp isn't nearly as dangerous as a superkick!


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Lets see...

Juan Vasquez used to knock people out with sacks of rice falling from the ceiling of the arena.

He was the victim of a poisoned gordita(Which was fed to him during the match!)

I've used an Aboriginie and had him throw a boomerang from the ring entrance to the ring to knock out an opponent(The card was in Australia, so it was okay!)

Edwin Lopez would knock people out by throwing golf balls at them(Which in return, resulted in Juan Vasquez getting knocked out by the golf ball thrown from his opponent's wife).

Umm...that's all for now.


Terry

OH OH! Juan Vasquez once used the Infinity Gauntlet during a street fight!

Not a fake infinity gauntlet...but the real deal that Thanos used to wreck shop in the Marvel universe! Man, those were the days...
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Please tell me he sent Sabin Figaro back in time and that is where he vanished to.
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StygianSmileyFace,May 1 2006
11:52 AM
Please tell me he sent Sabin Figaro back in time and that is where he vanished to.

No, he turned his bones to rubber and left him to die an agonizing death in a puddle of flesh.

...no, wait, that was a different overexposed lame character. Sorry.



Jeremy S.
(Thanos has the Gauntlet in Marvel vs Capcom 2 AND HE STILL CAN'T BEAT DR. DOOM! Ahhh, the justice...)
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Of course not, he is Doom.

And you had best not be calling Thor lame. Otherwise? We shall have to have words.
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THW Saturday Night Slammasters!
May 13th, 9PM
All your favorite THW stars! Plus,
KING OF THE HILL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
DOZER vs. "THE BLACK PRINCE OF WRESTLING" EDWARD CAIN
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IVAN BAINES faces the wrath of the Championship Committee
THE REVERED JASPER DANE SPEAKS!
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The only Thor I can ever respect is Beta Ray Bill.

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Roger once stratted to win a battle royale by having itching powder fall from the rafters at the end. IIRC, Jack Greene put on some kind of protective gear before it fell, and then eliminated the remaining guys. I could be wrong about how Greene handled it, but yeah.

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Tina Yothers.

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StygianSmileyFace,May 2 2006
10:38 AM
Of course not, he is Doom.

And you had best not be calling Thor lame. Otherwise? We shall have to have words.

He turned Thor to glass and then shattered him. It was Wolverine who got his bones turned to rubber and pretty much became pudding.

Hey, there you go! Colossus throws Wolverine at people all the time! There's your crappy foriegn object right there! :lol:


Jeremy S.
(who doesn't even collect comics, but still knows all this somehow)
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