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Crappy Foreign Objects
Topic Started: Apr 30 2006, 04:31 PM (3,037 Views)
StygianSmileyFace
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That's right, I forgot Thor got turned into glass. Who got sent back through time?

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StygianSmileyFace,May 3 2006
08:48 AM
That's right, I forgot Thor got turned into glass. Who got sent back through time?


I don't remember how he killed the Hulk. Maybe him? The only people to survive the fight (besides Thanos) were Captain America and Dr. Doom (that second one may even be questionable) so lots of people got killed in nasty ways.

I am not sure, but I think Mjolnir was sent through time after Thor threw it at Thanos, but it was just so badass that it continued right on through space and time to still make it back to Thor's hand within thirty seconds. Now that is a decidedly non-crappy foreign object.

JUST to make this message on-topic, in the old WWF RPG that I played in years before I knew what e-wrestling was (but really, it's in-person e-wrestling with all the handlers in the same room, how cool is that?), which is where several of my e-w characters came from, my elder brother based his wrestler on Thor, replete with his mini-sledgehammer Mjolnir. I hated that thing, mainly because I was the one who got hit with it the most. It did so much damage that he got fined for every time he used it. :-)

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I think Thanos killed him by changing him into an X-Men spinoff series (hence the side-effect name change), which Marvel promptly canceled in order to make room for another X-Men spinoff series.


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HackVW,May 2 2006
04:25 PM
Roger once stratted to win a battle royale by having itching powder fall from the rafters at the end. IIRC, Jack Greene put on some kind of protective gear before it fell, and then eliminated the remaining guys. I could be wrong about how Greene handled it, but yeah.

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Back in NeCW (I think that was Clint Fletcher's first league), Gorilla turned on Chris Hopper after 2 tag team runs and hit him over the head with...


AN ORIGINAL 8-BIT NINTENDO!!!


KO'd by a video game system. I was shocked. LOL

Ok...It was kind of funny!
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I remember back in 1999, Carnage-a-Trois built a chicken cannon (as would later be seen in Mythbusters) and used it to shoot into the ring during matches back in our WWO days.

Funny thing about it was that even though it never got used and it never affected any matches, one person was STILL whining about the whole thing afterwards. Something bout it taking away from HIS angle or something like that
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Tracy Hudson,Aug 25 2009
04:17 AM
I remember back in 1999, Carnage-a-Trois built a chicken cannon (as would later be seen in Mythbusters) and used it to shoot into the ring during matches back in our WWO days.

Funny thing about it was that even though it never got used and it never affected any matches, one person was STILL whining about the whole thing afterwards. Something bout it taking away from HIS angle or something like that

Ugh. The Purdue Cannon. At least it wasn't the shotgun that Duane later used.
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Picky,Aug 25 2009
04:59 AM
Tracy Hudson,Aug 25 2009
04:17 AM
I remember back in 1999, Carnage-a-Trois built a chicken cannon (as would later be seen in Mythbusters) and used it to shoot into the ring during matches back in our WWO days.

Funny thing about it was that even though it never got used and it never affected any matches, one person was STILL whining about the whole thing afterwards. Something bout it taking away from HIS angle or something like that

Ugh. The Purdue Cannon. At least it wasn't the shotgun that Duane later used.

Duane Sammons counts as a foreign object. I can't even count all the matches I've won just by showing my opponent old Mike Sebastian flashes. I'd pin my foe after he passed out from boredom. True story!
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I guess I'll rattle off a few of my own worsts...

Ezekiel (now mostly known as just "Zeke" in PVW) used to blast people with "lightning" in EMWC. It was a downright legendary piece of e-wrestlecrap, but strangely no different from what the Undertaker has done many times to raucous cheers in WWF/E. The reaction was just so bad, even when it was explained, that it's probably the absolute worst received foreign object ever.

Incidentally, the "Lightning Robes" were sold, in a flash, to "Big" Bubba Hayes in PVW just recently.

In (I believe it was) WET, back in like 1999/2000 I had William Craven use a series of horrible foreign objects. The worst of which were wearing a suit of full plate armor (used an off-the-ropes splash as a finisher that time, as I recall) and a full-sized mockup of an old Roman cross. Bill dressed as Jesus at the time. I have no idea what I was thinking...

There are more, but nothing else springs to mind right this minute...
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Mozeart,Aug 27 2009
10:20 AM
I guess I'll rattle off a few of my own worsts...

Ezekiel (now mostly known as just "Zeke" in PVW) used to blast people with "lightning" in EMWC. It was a downright legendary piece of e-wrestlecrap, but strangely no different from what the Undertaker has done many times to raucous cheers in WWF/E. The reaction was just so bad, even when it was explained, that it's probably the absolute worst received foreign object ever.

Incidentally, the "Lightning Robes" were sold, in a flash, to "Big" Bubba Hayes in PVW just recently.

In (I believe it was) WET, back in like 1999/2000 I had William Craven use a series of horrible foreign objects. The worst of which were wearing a suit of full plate armor (used an off-the-ropes splash as a finisher that time, as I recall) and a full-sized mockup of an old Roman cross. Bill dressed as Jesus at the time. I have no idea what I was thinking...

There are more, but nothing else springs to mind right this minute...

I recall Leaping Lanny Poffo doing the same thing. Coming to the ring in full knight armour I mean...
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Tracy,Aug 27 2009
07:42 AM
Picky,Aug 25 2009
04:59 AM
Tracy Hudson,Aug 25 2009
04:17 AM
I remember back in 1999, Carnage-a-Trois built a chicken cannon (as would later be seen in Mythbusters) and used it to shoot into the ring during matches back in our WWO days.

Funny thing about it was that even though it never got used and it never affected any matches, one person was STILL whining about the whole thing afterwards. Something bout it taking away from HIS angle or something like that

Ugh. The Purdue Cannon. At least it wasn't the shotgun that Duane later used.

Duane Sammons counts as a foreign object. I can't even count all the matches I've won just by showing my opponent old Mike Sebastian flashes. I'd pin my foe after he passed out from boredom. True story!

Wow I leave for a week and Tracy's all over the place.

I think Seabass came down with a football helmet one time and hit Tyrone over the head with it so I could win my match, i.e. heart of hearts.

Plus CaT had FCR dump Raman noodles on me or something.


But no nothing beats the gun but if memory serves me Underground Kingpin had some pretty out there strats at times.
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Nothing will ever beat stratting to fill a steel cage with water to drown your opponent.

Greatest. Strat. Ever.
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orklad,Aug 31 2009
01:39 PM
Nothing will ever beat stratting to fill a steel cage with water to drown your opponent.

Greatest. Strat. Ever.

I still maintain that this is a myth, as no one would be dumb enough to strat that.

Someone who would legitimately strat to drown a cage in water would not have the brains required to start a PC and surf the net, let alone make proper use of the chair in front of the PC.
It's just not possible.




Besides, does "water" really count as a foreign object?
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orklad,Aug 31 2009
01:39 PM
Nothing will ever beat stratting to fill a steel cage with water to drown your opponent.

Greatest. Strat. Ever.

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Flouzemaker,Aug 31 2009
01:58 PM
orklad,Aug 31 2009
01:39 PM
Nothing will ever beat stratting to fill a steel cage with water to drown your opponent.

Greatest.  Strat.  Ever.

I still maintain that this is a myth, as no one would be dumb enough to strat that.

Someone who would legitimately strat to drown a cage in water would not have the brains required to start a PC and surf the net, let alone make proper use of the chair in front of the PC.
It's just not possible.

I'm afraid this is a true story. I was the matchwriter for that one.
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