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Crappy Foreign Objects
Topic Started: Apr 30 2006, 04:31 PM (3,036 Views)
Flouzemaker
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JeremyS,Aug 31 2009
05:15 PM
I'm afraid this is a true story.  I was the matchwriter for that one.

That's no proof, Jer!
You and your wild, insidiously fertile imagination are prime suspects for making up this tall tale from scratch!
Of course this would happen during one of _your_ matches!

Next thing you know, you'll have me believe that someone once jobbed to a poisoned gordita.

If you're going to invent ludicrous stories, at least invent a credible, realistic, believable story.
Like hanging someone from a blimp. It's amazingly stupid, even more amazing that a fedhead would somehow let this happen, yet... you can sort of believe it may have happened.
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Flouzemaker,Aug 31 2009
02:49 PM
JeremyS,Aug 31 2009
05:15 PM
I'm afraid this is a true story.  I was the matchwriter for that one.

That's no proof, Jer!
You and your wild, insidiously fertile imagination are prime suspects for making up this tall tale from scratch!
Of course this would happen during one of _your_ matches!

Next thing you know, you'll have me believe that someone once jobbed to a poisoned gordita.

If you're going to invent ludicrous stories, at least invent a credible, realistic, believable story.
Like hanging someone from a blimp. It's amazingly stupid, even more amazing that a fedhead would somehow let this happen, yet... you can sort of believe it may have happened.

I once heard that this superhero character beat up some guy with superhero gloves.

Man, that entire scenario is too lame to be real. :dontknow:
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 31 2009
07:22 PM
I once heard that this superhero character beat up some guy with superhero gloves.

Man, that entire scenario is too lame to be real. :dontknow:

You only say that because you were spared the "Gamma-Cannon" days. That makes Gamma-Gloves look real good.



Although, a mayonnaise slathered blow-up doll... that's just combining two things I dearly love. You can never do wrong with that.
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Oops, sorry. That was me.
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Picky,Aug 31 2009
07:39 PM
Mayonnaise slathered blow up doll used by Mike Sebastian.

I still have that doll somewhere! I tried to get him to autograph it for me, but all he said was "No! You're STEALING MY HEAT! Now I'm going to be a laughing stock as a world title contender! Um, say...got any rock? I'll suck your..."

Needless to say, I didn't stick around to hear the rest.

So, switching gears on the discussion a bit: What's the weirdest/dumbest foreign object YOU'VE ever used or had used against you?

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Tracy,Aug 31 2009
10:55 PM
Picky,Aug 31 2009
07:39 PM
Mayonnaise slathered blow up doll used by Mike Sebastian.

I still have that doll somewhere! I tried to get him to autograph it for me, but all he said was "No! You're STEALING MY HEAT! Now I'm going to be a laughing stock as a world title contender! Um, say...got any rock? I'll suck your..."

Needless to say, I didn't stick around to hear the rest.

So, switching gears on the discussion a bit: What's the weirdest/dumbest foreign object YOU'VE ever used or had used against you?

I was hit by a Mike Seabastian once does that count? Also I was attacked by Hitler's Brain.
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Tracy,Aug 31 2009
10:55 PM
So, switching gears on the discussion a bit: What's the weirdest/dumbest foreign object YOU'VE ever used or had used against you?

An imp from Hell, I think, operating a robot suit. Yes, literally.

I just can't remember whether the character said imp was managing was facing a character of mine or just happened to be on the same card that my character was competing in.
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I still stand by post #3 in this thread. Though I now remember an inflatable shark being sold as a weapon in a Public Enemy vs. Nasty Boys match, so truth is still stranger than fiction.
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There were all sorts of objects used in the IIWF "Audience Participation" match that I have never seen used since: a canned ham, a bowl of guacamole, a Nintendo controller, inflatable blowup women, a man bound and gagged in S&M attire, a human skull. And that's just the stuff I can remember off the top of my head.
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sychosys,Sep 4 2009
08:43 AM
There were all sorts of objects used in the IIWF "Audience Participation" match that I have never seen used since: a canned ham, a bowl of guacamole, a Nintendo controller, inflatable blowup women, a man bound and gagged in S&M attire, a human skull. And that's just the stuff I can remember off the top of my head.

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Back in the 90's i was in a small fed [can't remember the name, but the guy running it called himself 'SyxxPac'] It was a real/fake fed and n.W.o had just started and everybody and their mother was part of some sort of stable that was just like the n.W.o.

Anywho i was using real guys and i had Randy Savage and i sold [big time] a huge hit from one of the most devstating weapons of all time....

THE WATER NOODLE.


Yes, i did lose that match and it was because of the water noodle.

Classic stuff, still get a chuckle.
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Precious Moments would use their wands as foreign objects, "binking" people to make them "good again".

Vandal Gomez/"Vile" Vince Viper had some EPICALLY retarded weapons in their Tanning Bed Deathmatch (not to mention the actual tanning bed).

Though my favorite weapon I wrote into a match (not my own, thank god) was a dildo wrapped in barbed wire, affectionately referred to as "THE MANDIBLE DILDO!"

Finally, even though it's cool in concept, it was absolutely ludicrous when you actually stopped to think about it, the pearl-handled razor was a bit... much.

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-This coming from the guy that had a character who would set shit on fire for kicks.
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themightyblot,Jan 11 2010
06:29 PM
Precious Moments would use their wands as foreign objects, "binking" people to make them "good again".

Vandal Gomez/"Vile" Vince Viper had some EPICALLY retarded weapons in their Tanning Bed Deathmatch (not to mention the actual tanning bed).

Though my favorite weapon I wrote into a match (not my own, thank god) was a dildo wrapped in barbed wire, affectionately referred to as "THE MANDIBLE DILDO!" 

Finally, even though it's cool in concept, it was absolutely ludicrous when you actually stopped to think about it, the pearl-handled razor was a bit... much.

Brian J. Blottie
-This coming from the guy that had a character who would set shit on fire for kicks.

Blottie: join HUGE. Fight VVV.

Geoff: Uh ... yer still in, right? Haven't heard from you.

VVV/Gomez II! Only in HUGE! Hopefully...

*Mozeart loves putting people on the spot in public. It's like chocolate to him.
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Mozeart,Jan 11 2010
09:21 PM
It's like chocolate to him.

Whereas Craven thinks everything else tastes like chicken?
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