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| SPW Tag Team Showcase Match; Occured on DERP Haus Show #4 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 21 2011, 01:18 AM (288 Views) | |
| Deadhead4Obama | Aug 21 2011, 01:18 AM Post #1 |
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King of the Midcard
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*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ DERP ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* | | | PVW vs. SPW | | TAG TEAM SHOWCASE | | | | THE RENEGADES, PVW | | vs | | SATAN'S PRIDE, SPW | | | *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ DERP ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Devin motions to JD that he's got this, and moves into the center of the ring, standing nose to nose with Lark Fenriz's new pet, Hellhound. Devin just shakes hid head, and swings... Hellhound just absorbs the shot and it swings a fist himself. Devin is knocked off his feet and falls back into the ropes. Hellhound with a knee lift, and then drops Devin down, slamming his head of the beast's knee! Hellhound then just places his boot right across the throat of Devin, choking the young man! Devin's legs keep kicking, as he feels the air being shut off. Owens applauds at ringside.. After a few seconds, Hellhound stops choking Devin, and pulls him up to his feet. He then drags him into the center of the ring by his hair. He kicks him in the gut, and lifts him up for a power bomb... DEVIN'S FIGHTING! Rights and lefts to Hellhound's dome... HURRICANRANNA!!! Devin saves himself and drives Hellhound's head into the mat! Devin wastes no time and tags in his brother!!! Not looking pleased, JD drops a quick knee to the Hellhound. Hellhound doesn't seem phased, as he continues to get to his feet. JD backs up, and gives the beast a boot straight to the face! Hellhound rolls to the ropes, certainly feeling the effects of that one. Fenriz screams at him to get JD and not putzing around! JD looks at Lark, and flicks him off... [FUCK LARK! FACE POP] JD moves over to Hellhound, but the beast hits him with a shoulder block, and another. He then picks JD up, and spins him around... SPINEBUSTER! The whole ring shook on impact, as Fenriz's pet makes the cover! 1... DEVIN WITH THE SAVE!!! But now Lark's in the ring! He charges at Devin... CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! The impacts so hard Devin does a freaking flip! Lark then proceeds to pick Devin up... press him over his head..... AND LAUNCH HIM INTO THE FIRST ROW!!! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! HOLE-LEE SHIT! An evil smile just spreads across Lark's face, as rolls out of the ring, and begins to dig under the ring. He first slides into the ring... Not one table, BUT TWO!!! He stands up and sees a fan in cowboy hat waving a crutch at him! Lark snatches that up too, as well as a chair, before returning to the ring, where Ryder has JD locked up in a full nelson, but has leaned back, lifting JD off the mat completely, adding even more pressure! Upon command, Hellhound drops JD, who lands on his feet, stumbles forward.... CRRRRRAAAAACKKKKK! Fenriz just smashes that crutch over JD's forehead, causing the Pittsburgh native to hit the mat. Fenriz just laughs, as he motions for the Hellhound to lean one table in the corner, and set up on the other table. As Hellhound carries out his duties, Lark pulls JD up from the mat, eyes on the chair laying on the mat... He lifts JD up... GUTWRENCH GOARDBUSTER ON THE CHAIR!!! Crowd groans on impact, as JD flops around, in total pain. Hellhound has the tables set up, as he stands in front of one, looking at Lark for instructions..... [MASSIVE FACE POP!!!] Devin Houlihan makes his way to the top rope, oblivious to the Hellhound... He leaps... FLYING BULLDOG... THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Fenriz whips around on impact, and certainly doesn't not look happy seeing Hellhound in pieces of broken table, and the crowd going wild... REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! REN-KNEE-GADES! Scowling, Lark moves over to Devin, but Devin uses a piece of the table to whack Lark right in the nuts! Lark hunches over, and Devin uses the table again, whacking 'the Wolf', dropping the big man down to one knee. Devin bounces off the ropes, putts the table under his arse... ARABAIAN FACEBUSTER! Fenriz is finally done, and he goes for the pin... ...but the ref won't count it!!! He says Devin isn't the legal man! He points to the Hellhound, and JD, who's pulled himself to his feet in the corner. Devin doesn't look pleased at all, about ready to punch out the ref, as JD stops him, and begins to talk sanity into his brother. He points to the table in the corner, and goes over to the Hellhound, as Devin pulls the table out from the corner, and sets it up kinda near the corner, before hopping to the top rope himself. Meanwhile, JD uses the chair Lark dropped him on to give Lark a stiff shot, JD doing all he can to make sure the Wolf's not going to ruin any Renegade plans. JD then kicks some table rubble out of the way, and pulls Hellhound to his feet. He looks at Devin, and gives him the thumbs up... The crowd buzzes, knowing these hometown heroes are looking to end this hellacious match! Devin has Hellhound in the gut wrench position.. He lifts him up, for gut wrench power bomb... He's about to bring Hellhound down, as Devin leaps........ [LE T" S FUCKING RIOT HEEL POP!] Fenriz, out of no where, tackles JD mid power bomb attempt, which not only causes Hellhound to land on top of the falling JD.... DEVIN ATE NOTHING BUT TABLE!!!! FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP Lark takes a moment to bask in the boo's, obviously not phased at all and totally overjoyed with the violence he's able to cause. All three other men are barely moving, as Lark moves out of the ring... GRABBING ANOTHER TABLE! He slides it into the ring, and rolls himself into the ring. Before sitting it up, Fenriz grabs Devin, and pulls him over to the table, standing on it..... CHOKESLAM!!!! Devin flops around and rolls right out of the ring, as Lark again just laughs, as he sits up the table. He then goes over to where Hellhound and JD are beginning to stir. Lark just kicks Hellhound out of the way, and pulls JD to his feet... He walks near the table,, kicks JD in the gut, and puts JD's head between his legs. The smile on lark's face just says its over, and he lifts JD' high into the air, Jackknife position and just hold him there, letting the crowd get their anger out... FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP FUCK YOU FENRIZ! CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,CLAP,CLAP [WE ARE SERIOUSLY GUNNA RIOT HEEL POP!] SAMHAIN BOMB! SAMHAIN BOMB THROUGH THE FUCKING TABLE! JD is dead! He's not just out cold, he's fucking dead! The fans are not pleased at all! That's their hometown heroes that are laying in ruins in the ring. Fenriz goes over to Hellhound, and throws the beast onto JD for the pin! 1... 2... DEVIN WITH THE SAVE!!!! TOP ROPE ELBOW ROPE!!! [RIDONKCULOUSLY HUGE FACE POP!] Fenriz is not pleased at all! He grabs the chair, waiting for Devin to get to his feet... He swings.. Devin ducks! Fenriz turns around... STANDING DROPKICK! Fenriz eats nothing but steel! Hellhound up, he gets behind Devin, locking on a full nelson... BUT NO FOR LONG! Devin with the low blow!!! Devin then bounces off the ropes... DOUBLE CLOTESHLINE! The crowd is roaring, as Devin helps a bloody and barely able to stand JD to his feet. Devin first pulls Fenriz to his feet, he motions for JD... SPLITTING HEADACHE!!! Double roundhouse kick to Fenriz's dome! The big man drops to the mat, as both Renegades roll him out of the ring. Devin then pulls Hellhound to his feet, he again calls to his brother... He gives Hellhound a few shots, keeping the masked behemoth wobbling in the center of the ring.... SPLITTING HEADACHE!!! JD falls on Hellhound for the cover!!! The fans count along, hoping the local high school football Gods have won this match! 1... 2... HEATHER OWENS PULLS THE REFERRE FROM THE RING! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! The crowd is enraged! The displeasure is at ear drum blowing noise levels! But not for long! They now are cheers as.. CASEY "THE RENEGADE" HOULIHAN hops out of the crowd, tackling Heather to the ground, as a _CAT FIGHT_ breaks out!!! The crowd loves it, as Casey is just busy slamming Heather's head against the concrete floor! Then she switches it up, raining down lefts and rights! Back in the ring, Devin checks on his bloody brother, and tries to get the ref moving so this match can possibly get to the end. As the girls continue to scratch and claw at ringside, security finally moves in to separate the two lady wrestlers. Security also helps the ref to his feet, and gets him back in the ring. Devin cannot be anymore joy ed, as JD again flops on the fallen Hellhound.... 1... 2.... SHOULDER UP! Devin is irate. He knows this match should have been over. JD rolls off and crawls to the corner, trying to get himself together. Devin decides to pull Hellhound to his feet. He grabs him by the head, and pulls him towards the corner. He runs up... going for his patented BRAIN SCRAMBLER... BUT HELLHOUND JUST PUSHES DEVIN OFF OF HIM! The Renegade goes flying through the air, crashing into the guardrail, as Hellhound falls back to the mat, unable to capitalize... DERP! DERP! DERPPITY, DERP DERP! DERP! DERP! DERPPITY, DERP DERP! DERP! DERP! DERPPITY, DERP DERP! DERP! DERP! DERPPITY, DERP DERP! DERP! DERP! DERPPITY, DERP DERP! The crowd continues to chant, trying to get the wrestlers up and moving again! Fenriz stirs on the outside, finally making his way to the apron and back into the ring... with a chair in hand. Hellhound and JD are resting in opposite corners, with Hellhound rising soon as Fenriz enters... only to be sent to the outside to fetch another table. Lark walks over to JD in the corner, and gives him a knee shots for good measure. He then pulls JD out of the corner, and whips him across the ring, so hard JD hits it back first, and falls face first to the mat. By now, Hellhound has reentered the ring with a table, and sets it up. Fenriz climbs to the top turnbuckle, and motions Hellhound to get JD to his feet. Hellhound does this and more, helping hand JD over to Lark, who's obviously plotting a Samhian Bomb from the TOP ROPE through the TABLE! JD isn't cooperating, trying to wiggle free. Lark is having nothing of it, maintaining his grip.... [UNMEASURABLE OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS FACE POP!] LEON CORELLA!!! Leon Corella hits the ring, and gets to the corner, pummeling Lark! He helps JD hook Lark up... SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Hellhound doesn't know what to do as Corella leaps off the top rope.... FLYING SPEAR! Hellhound's down, as now the Street Samurari hits the ring... sliding in tables!!!! Spade sets them up, only a few feet apart, as Corella whips Fenriz as Spade. Leon pulls Hellhound to his feet... Spade climbs up on the table, and pulls Fenriz up with him... Leon stands right next to his table, Hellhound ready to go.. and then... in stereo..... GAME OVER!!! THE DEADMAN'S HAND!!! Corella with his crucifix power bomb, and Spade with his scoop reverse DDT!!! Satan's Pride has just been laid the _FUCK_ out! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! ASSKICK NATION! The fans go wild as JD, bloodied and beaten, is pulled onto Hellhound, as the ref make the count... 1... 2...... 3!!!!!! *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ DERP ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* | | | WINNER: The Renegades, PVW | | | | FINISH: Assist from AKN, SCWE | | | *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ DERP ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Devin joins JD in the ring to celebrate the win, but JD wants nothign to do with it, choosing to head to the back with Uncle Sid. Not detered, Devin celebrates with apparently his new found friends, the AssKick Nation. The trio make their way out of the ring, and into the crowd, grabbing a few "FUCK SPW" signs and holding them for up for all to see as the DERP projectors fire up... |
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| Vile Side | Aug 21 2011, 04:01 PM Post #2 |
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Ha. Maybe now that SCWE is on hiatus the AKN can go to PVW... What? No? Oh. Nevermind. |
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| Deadhead4Obama | Aug 21 2011, 05:38 PM Post #3 |
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King of the Midcard
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HAHA! Hoping Rob will agree to bring em to DERP, but dunno... I'll wait to see if Rob shoots me an app, sure he's already got some grand scheme of some odd ball character to bring in... |
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