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Saturday Night Rampage [08.06.11]; ...in progress...
Topic Started: Oct 17 2011, 10:49 PM (1,166 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Edwin isn't supposed to achieve! :boxing:
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 5 2011
05:13 PM
Edwin isn't supposed to achieve! :boxing:

Edwin's the Mexican Nevermind. Him winning something is against his gimmick.
Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out.

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ProfessorDoran,Dec 5 2011
12:40 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 5 2011
05:13 PM
Edwin isn't supposed to achieve! :boxing:

Edwin's the Mexican Nevermind. Him winning something is against his gimmick.

Wait, I thought he was a Martinez clone.

So... does this mean he needs to lose a brutal jisatsu match, then immediately challenge himself, and lose for no explicable reason?
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Edwin IS a Martinez clone.

A "Hot Stuff" Alex Martinez clone.

And now you know...the rest of the story.
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I want thank Mike Beeby. He allowed Pat and I finish something that well took us a lot longer than we ever imagined. He did an amazing job with that match and I appreciate it greatly. I also want to thank Jer who was instrumental a great number of 2 round of matches a few years back.

Most importantly Pat Calhan. I can't say enough about him. He's an amazing handler and always going the extra mile. Sometimes it's resulted in Jason Keening not getting the due he should.

I also can't say enough about what an amazing character Jason Keening is. But if I have try, IMHO Jason Keening is best face in e-w. He deserves his place in the e-w hall of fame and I'll champion him until he makes it.

Again thank you Mike, Jer and anyone else over the years who've help us move this feud along. And most important: Pat--my greatest feud partner ever. If we do anything else, it'll be nice for once being on the same side--finally.

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Have to admit I didn't care much for the finish of the Battle Royal, but the rest of the show was pretty solid.
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You're all missing the big story... a Luis Garavello sighting! Woo! I was hoping he'd win the title, rename it the South American Heavyweight Title, and then go on a Lance Storm style run of winning and renaming titles.
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I am sad we did not see "Nuclear" John Bomber in the royale match. :(
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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RedRajah,Dec 7 2011
04:00 AM
I am sad we did not see "Nuclear" John Bomber in the royale match. :(

He was the platform.
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By request of Senor Beeby....

UWF Online Countdown to Rampage 08/06/11


-Brian Von Braun
[Really good promo! Touched on some UWF history and set himself up as someone to root against in the rumble really well. Really good promo, I enjoyed it alot!]


-Juan Vasquez
[Really good promo! The line about blaming the fragility of their ankle for the glass in their jaw was a GREAT line! A homerun line right there! Juan's confident, he has answers for all of Trey's comments and expected comments and the dropping of Trey's custom made belt was a great gesture. Can't wait for that match! Really good promo!]


-American Dreams
[Yowza! Brett took Pablo out behind the shed and gave him an old fashioned whooping! Really strong promo by the reformed for one night American Dreams on those dastardly villains the reformed for one night Untouchables! I predict the Dreams shall OWN the Untouchables! Really strong promo!]


-The Messiah
[This was written well and being a fan of the character I enjoyed this, enjoy reading anything new from the character. I could see some having an issue with how strongly he puts over the idea that fans and fellow competitors don't care about him because it does raise the question of why should the reader care. But it is in line with the character, for those who have followed him in the past, but I can see how that aspect could bother someone. But yeah, I'm a Messiah fan so I dug it!]


-Laura Davis
[Good promo from Davis, I don't have any isues with this promo. I thought her lines about Brianna should be less concerned with what she's feeding Kinsey for dinner was a great line! Good promo, I just want to see Davis do a storyline. Do SOMETHING! Her "feud" with Tesla last cycle was all of like 2 segments long. At least her and Nina Grimsson actually had a solid feud over the belt. Davis needs to have an actual storyline/feud happening, she's holding the top women's title around. More should be done with this title. That has nothing to do with this promo, I know, I'm just taking this moment to speak my mind on this a bit. Good promo!]


-Anatoly Malakhei vs John Shock
[Fun little summary match. How Beebs and Kyle are able to get so much into such small paragraphs, I have no idea. Fun!]


-Michael Bonn
[Bonn wants his lady to stay in the back during the rumble. She resists but finally agrees. Awww. So.. She is going to show up at some point and something will happen to her! I can feel it being set up now! Decent little set up for the rumble for Bonn.]


-Miyuki Ozaki
[HAHAHAHHAHAHA! MARK OUT ZINEDINE ZIDANE 2002 UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNING GOAL MANIA!!! This was AWESOME! I laughed out loud at the online checkers thing (something Flouze came up with btw, *shakes fist at Flouze*) and this was just hilarious, fun, awesome and.. did I say awesome? AWESOME! I dug this RP TONS! TONS AND TONS! MORE MARK OUT MANIA FOR THIS RP! Tomoko having a double life as a hanger on of Miyuki's posse and whatever I come up for her is awesome. Love all of this!]


-Love Sisters
[I was into the discussion until Lolita credited taking advice from the Benedicts. FUDGE THAT! Don't say you took advice from the Benedicts and expect people to take you seriously! *wink* But yeah.. I guess we're going to a sisters explosion down the road and if Lolita isn't the woman in black who is? Hrmmmm... *Please do not let it be a Benedict*]


-Summer Blake
[Nothing wrong with the promo, I was just distracted by some other stuff going on when I read this. I'll try to read it again in the future to get a better idea of it.]


-Taryn Weller
[She's Irish, she's mad, she's full of piss, she's gonna take it to Summer, complete with an old Irish daddy saying. Not bad!]


-Summer Blake vs Taryn Weller
[WOMAN IN BLACK STRIKES AGAIN! I really am curious who this is going to turn out being. Fun!]


-Pablo, Stephanie & Penny Zadian
[Poor Penny. Poor, poor Penny.]


-OK, I'm hyped! Let's get to RAMPAGE!!


UWF Saturday Night Rampage Hour 1


-Jason Keening & Alex Epstein
[WOAH! Keening wants to fight with Epstein, Alex is having none of it.. He's done for. Ready to retire, adios. Keening drops the last carrot left.. YOU CAN GET YOUR NAME BACK! Oh HECK Yeah! Finally be rid of the Epstein name and back to Extreme which we all know him as? EVEN I AM ROOTING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN NOW! Epstein takes it! KEENING VS EPSTEIN, NAME ON THE LINE AGAIN! HELLS YEAH!]


-Brianna Landis is attacked by the Woman In Black
[Shouldn't the crowd have POPPED for this? Brianna is no fun to read anymore after being decked and hitched. Her getting up from the attack just made me disappointed in the woman in black for not doing a better job. Oh well.]


-Messiah vs Taurus
[Messiah got a heck of a squash here. It was a little confusing cos he has put over his injuries so much yet he seemed to be fine here. Oh well, happy that Messiah got a good rub here.]


-Alex Kidd
[Not a bad way to introduce surely a new tag team for the UWF. Kidd gets a rumble match to wax nostalgic and the tag team gets a little debut. Not bad.]


-Idol Austin
[WOAH! This promo was solid, nothing great etc. but just seeing this guy show up was a nostalgic pop! I haven't seen that name in YEARS! Was never much of a fan but for some reason the surprise of seeing him here for the Rumble made me pop! Solid promo.]


-Tesla St. James
[WOAH! That was a REALLY good promo! I complained about how little they did last cycle with their feud but this made me want it to continue on! If they do promos like this on a REGULAR basis and build it up then it will rock! Fantastic promo from Tesla, IMO!]


-Lolita Love vs Tesla St. James
[Match was fun until.. WOMAN IN BLACK STRIKES AGAIN! Darn her! But wait.. MIYUKI! PERFECT GIRL EVOLUTION! CHASING DOWN THE WOMAN IN BLACK!! MARK OUT MANIA! MARK OUT MANIA!!! GO MIYUKI! CHASE HER DOWN!!! MARKING OUT! Can't wait to see more of what happens with this! There is more right? THERE HAS TO BE!]


-RIOT
[Woah! That was really good and got me all excited and rooting for a RIOT vs NEW ALLIANCE six man match! Heck, add a member to each team.. WAR GAMES IT UP! Really enjoyed this promo, got me all excited and ready to see what will happen later! Edwin totally closed this promo off perfectly, btw!]


-Alex Kidd's students step up
[YOWZA! I actually dug this ALOT! A great way for Kidd's student tag team to make a HELLUVA debut! Great set up, I'm way excited.. LET'S DO THIS! And Yes, I hope they beat the STUFFING out of Rages!]


-Remy DuPuis & Buster MacDonald vs Prophets of Rage
[MARK OUT MANIA! THEY BEAT THE RAGES! MARK OUT MARK OUT MARK OUT MANIA! I was all rooting for these guys, hanging on the edge of my seat and THEY BEAT THE RAGES! WOOOO! That was alot of fun and a GREAT debut for this team!]


-Alexander Epstein & New Alliance
[WOAH! That was all kinds of tense and good! I fear for both Epstein and Keening now, not sure why. I foresee them both left bleeding at the end of the show! YOWZA!]


-The American Dreams vs The Untouchables
[MARK OUT THE WOO WOO MANIA!! Loved the set up for the match, I know I wrote the prematch bit but I had forgotten all about it. The match was very simple, a ton of fun and did everything it needed to do. Set up something for later in the show! Was alot of fun to see the Untouchables reunite for one last time and also to see the Dreams reunite for one last time. Fun match!]


-Trey DaMann
[Really good promo! Went through his family history, what was expected of him, all things we know already, I know, but it worked well as a theme for this promo. I enjoyed it, it was good. Should be a great match later!]


-That's it? TIME FOR HOUR TWO!


UWF SNR 08/06/11 Hour 2


-Jessica Marshall & Alexander Epstein
[Meh. I wasn't feeling it. Jessica tries to snatch the football away, Epstein says nope, still happening, Jessica fumes. Meh. Still want to see the match but this didn't do much to add to the build IMO.]


-The Destruction of Chad Parker
[MARKS OUT FOR MYSELF! When we did this piece I was really happy with it, which is strange. It's rare I like something I wrote initially. But now with time having passed since Bell and me worked on this and reading it again.. I STILL LIKE IT! Pablo destroying retired damaged back Parker while cowardly running away from Young at every instance is good cowardly heel stuff I feel. I enjoyed reading this again!]


-Big Thanks to Beebs for the great sell job of the angle afterwards! Mucho gracias!


-Brianna Landis
[I just can't get into Brianna, not this current Brianna. I miss the man chasing brother hating version.]


-Laura Davis vs Brianna Landis
[WOAH! Really, really good match! Best match of the show so far! They had a heck of a match that was tons of fun. Really well done IMO. I like how it played off Brianna's injury. Guess it could give her a reason to further be angry at the Woman in Black that all are chasing! Really good match!]


-New Alliance
[Really good promo! They make one feel scared for everyone else in the rumble! The deal with the creepy kid.. Hrmm.. Not sure what it means or who she is speaking of. It doesn't ring any bells at the moment but I am legit curious. Should be darned good!]


-North American Title 20 Man Rumble
[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI SPINAROONIE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES GOLAZO NUCLEAR MARK OUT MANIA!!! This was FANTASTIC! I was FREAKING OUT! I was MARKING OUT! I was going NUTS! So many amazing mark out moments in this thing! The Prophet tease! MENTIONING PABLO'S WWA 200 MAN RUMBLE WIN!!! (Seriously, when Pablo did the Rumble in the AWA in 2009 I enjoyed how they handled it alot but they acted like the WWA thing never happened and yeah, that made me kind of sad cos that was one of the last things Charles ever wrote in e-w and Charles booked it himself and it was something that really meant alot to me. So to see it mentioned here in the UWF and treated well.. Seriously it does mean lot to me, You don't know how happy it made me!) PABLO ELIMINATING HIMSELF RATHER THAN FACING BRETT YOUNG! BIG MAN WARS THROUGHOUT THIS THING! RIOT VS NEW ALLIANCE! LUIS GARAVELLO!!! TEASING BONN WINNING THE BIG ONE! VICTOR FROST WINS THE RUMBLE IN ONE OF THE COOLEST FRESHEST RUMBLE FINISHES I HAVE EVER EVER READ! Really.. LOVED THIS! Fantastic! FANTASTIC!]


-Juan vs Trey history bit, good way to further hype the match! So pumped after the rumble, this should be good!


-Juan Vasquez vs Trey DaMann
[Trey's entrance was longer than some matches on UWF shows. YOWZA! Really good match, loved the way it built up and how the downed referee stuff was used. Wasn't expecting Whitecross to show up, much less ruin Trey's evil plans and help Juan secure the win! Lots of fun, really good match! Hour Two is OFF THE HOOK SO FAR!]


-Alexander Epstein
[Really good little promo here from Epstein! He set this up really well, can't wait for the match! Also, why is his PVW stuff not this good?!]


-Jason Keening vs Alexander Epstein
[WOAH HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI MARK OUT MANIA! This was like a mini-supercard! What a match! WHAT A MATCH! This was really, really, really good! I had no idea who was going to win! This had me so engrossed and on the edge of my seat! In the end Epstein wins it, how he could pull off some of these moves considering the shape of his leg, no se, but YOWZA! Really, really, really good match! What a f-ing Hour 2!!! And hopefully.. NO MORE ALEXANDER EPSTEIN AND WE CAN CALL HIM ALEX EXTREME NOW! YAY!]


-Postmatch
[Jason Keening apologizes to Extreme, Alex accepts, big emotional moment and then... NEW F-ING ALLIANCE!! They destroy Keening & Extreme! OH NO! Poor fellers.. But wait.. RIOT! RIOT RIOT RIOT! THEY'RE RUNNING TO THE RING.. THE SHOW IS FADING OUT?? NO! WE NEED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS! WE NEED MIYUKI AND PGE TO CATCH THE WOMAN IN BLACK! TOO MANY THINGS LEFT IN THE AIR! NO! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]


-YOWZA! That was DAMNED good! The wait for the show was rough but it came out and YOWZA! What a show! Really hyped after this! Really good show, that Rumble OWNED! Keening-Epstein, Juan-Trey, Lara-Brianna, all super good matches! Lots of good angles, good promos, UWF has some good stuff going on! WOOOO!
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As always 'Dro, thanks a bunch for the review of the show. Always nice to get some proper feedback, whether it's positive or negative.

And guess what? Brianna doesn't like you either!
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