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Let's Book this Cycle and the Next
Topic Started: Dec 17 2011, 07:29 AM (580 Views)
Picky
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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I don't know what I'm doing so let's see if anyone has any interesting ideas for me to steal!
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CobiWann
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Picky,Dec 17 2011
07:29 AM
I don't know what I'm doing so let's see if anyone has any interesting ideas for me to steal!

Seiger's got nothing on his plate but a big Porterhouse...
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CobiWann,Dec 19 2011
06:59 PM
Picky,Dec 17 2011
07:29 AM
I don't know what I'm doing so let's see if anyone has any interesting ideas for me to steal!

Seiger's got nothing on his plate but a big Porterhouse...

Moo is currently unavailable, and doesn't taste as good as you might think anyway.
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Hartt is gunning for 'The Bad Wolf' Christopher Black. Dunno how long that will go, but I could see going after Gionet afterwards.
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Codered
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I think this could become an interesting thread... Let's see some of the "booking" minds come together.

No suggestions of Meatgrinder 2!
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Apologies for people I haven't thought of- this is off the top of my head. My thoughts:

Non-titles: Hartt-Black continue to feud, with Spectre taking the role as Black's mentor. Hartt gets Sinister to help even the odds, leading to a tag match between the two.

Mike "The Biz" starts bragging about how he is the most amazing, death-defying showman in PVW- on the same card that Senor Dos Cloak debuts a new aerial move that everyone raves about. This sends Biz into a rage, to prove that he's the star. This leads to a ladder match between the two, where Biz promises at least three "Holy @!^%" moments.

HvD, tired of being chased by Fontana, asks Derek Weaver to take out the master of the armbreaker. Weaver, eager for a challenge, demands that no one from HOPE be in his corner.

TV Title: Manson beats Uncle Frank (and we'll get to Frank shortly)- then the TV title changes every week. Manson to Sieger to Freeman to Mercenary to Wright- no one can hold it for more than a week. Eventually, the PPV leads to a six man scramble match for the title.

Tag Titles: In the "Semi Finals" of the HIT II Tournament, HEAT take on Cow and Chicken, with Max and Sal joining the commentators. Arvelle gets worked up and starts yelling at Max and Sal. One too many comments leads to Max getting up from the announcer's table and starting to chase Arvelle, leading to a brawl between HEAT and Max and Sal- which causes HEAT to get counted out.

Heat take on Max and Sal for the titles, while Livestock and the Gutch step in to face Cow and Chicken for the finals of the HIT II Tournament.

William Craven has been making waves about HOPE, so Johnstone and Hayes sent Uncle Frank (still despondent after losing his shiny TV Title) after Craven. Uncle Frank is still so upset that it looks like a mistake as Craven starts pummeling Frank- but then Frank is triggered, leading to a bloody brawl between the two.

NA Title: HvD takes on Rob Cole, as Cole steps up to face the betrayer.

World Title: Johnny Detson come back to his face days and uses his Called Shot to get a title match. Detson doesn't have allies, but in the world title match appears not to need them, as he dispatches Weaver and HvD. At the title match itself, Detson takes out Johnstone and almost pulls off the win- before a bloodied Uncle Frank comes down to help Hayes win.

The end of the PPV shows a tired but triumphant Hayes holding up the PVW World title- and, behind him, Uncle Frank staring right at the giant belt with envy.

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Wookiee71,Dec 19 2011
11:01 PM
Hartt is gunning for 'The Bad Wolf' Christopher Black. Dunno how long that will go, but I could see going after Gionet afterwards.

That's what A-1 is for.
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Codered,Dec 20 2011
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I think this could become an interesting thread... Let's see some of the "booking" minds come together.

No suggestions of Meatgrinder 2!

Oh those were jokes. Is it not funny anymore? I wasn't done. Was everybody else done?
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Mozeart,Dec 20 2011
04:53 PM
Codered,Dec 20 2011
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I think this could become an interesting thread... Let's see some of the "booking" minds come together.

No suggestions of Meatgrinder 2!

Oh those were jokes. Is it not funny anymore? I wasn't done. Was everybody else done?

He's going to do it, Brian. Just to spite us all. Moze will be like "I'll write a match for the PPV!" and you'll respond "YES I, LIKE MATCH, WIRTERS!" And then Moze will wring his hands in evil glee, wait until the last last minute, and somehow change the stips of the match to Meatgrinder.

For extra evil glee, it will be a Gibson Hayes match.

And when he turns it in... what are you going to do? You won't have time to rewrite it! You will have no choice but to put it out there in all of its Meatgrinderrible glory. And Moze will have his triumph.

Craven will job to a returning Joshua Curtis on the next show, BUT STILL.
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I have one booking idea that only Dro knows about, but he DEMANDED it happen, so I'm throwing it out there right now.

You know the mystery man that's been hounding Rob Cole?

It turns out that it's a teenage girl that's madly in love with him.

Cole of course, being a married man, turns down her advances and chooses to stay with his wife.

BIG MISTAKE.

The teenage girl then proceeds to send wave after wave of heels after Cole, demanding vengeance for her broken heart. Eventually, she sends Uncle Frank after Cole. At which point, we find out...

HE REALLY IS HER UNCLE!!!

But wait...there's more!

At the ppv, Cole finally defeats his spurned jailbait's appointed defender of virtue, only to suddenly be attacked from behind by...THE BIZ!

She was actually the Biz's girlfriend all along!!!

Biz: "I don't know what she even sees in you...your haircut sucks!"

BIG MISTAKE

You can threaten his family. You can toss him through barbwire. But you NEVER diss Rob Cole's hair!

Yllana: Why won't you stop??? You always take these things too far!

Cole: HE INSULTED MY HAIR!!! Even Craven never went that far! I WILL HAVE HIS BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

And in the most personal blood feud ever, Rob Cole puts his precious hair on the line in a hair vs hair match against THE BIZ!!!

You know you want alllllllllllllllllllllll of this.
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JeremySAtWork,Dec 20 2011
04:59 PM
Mozeart,Dec 20 2011
04:53 PM
Codered,Dec 20 2011
08:07 AM
I think this could become an interesting thread... Let's see some of the "booking" minds come together.

No suggestions of Meatgrinder 2!

Oh those were jokes. Is it not funny anymore? I wasn't done. Was everybody else done?

He's going to do it, Brian. Just to spite us all. Moze will be like "I'll write a match for the PPV!" and you'll respond "YES I, LIKE MATCH, WIRTERS!" And then Moze will wring his hands in evil glee, wait until the last last minute, and somehow change the stips of the match to Meatgrinder.

For extra evil glee, it will be a Gibson Hayes match.

And when he turns it in... what are you going to do? You won't have time to rewrite it! You will have no choice but to put it out there in all of its Meatgrinderrible glory. And Moze will have his triumph.

Craven will job to a returning Joshua Curtis on the next show, BUT STILL.

I just had to tell my son, several times, that I couldn't explain to him why I was laughing so hard. There's no way a 4yo could understand...

Edit: Y'know ... there is a possibility I might do something that evil.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 20 2011
05:04 PM
I have one booking idea that only Dro knows about, but he DEMANDED it happen, so I'm throwing it out there right now.

You know the mystery man that's been hounding Rob Cole?

It turns out that it's a teenage girl that's madly in love with him.

Cole of course, being a married man, turns down her advances and chooses to stay with his wife.

BIG MISTAKE.

The teenage girl then proceeds to send wave after wave of heels after Cole, demanding vengeance for her broken heart. Eventually, she sends Uncle Frank after Cole. At which point, we find out...

HE REALLY IS HER UNCLE!!!

But wait...there's more!

At the ppv, Cole finally defeats his spurned jailbait's appointed defender of virtue, only to suddenly be attacked from behind by...THE BIZ!

She was actually the Biz's girlfriend all along!!!

Biz: "I don't know what she even sees in you...your haircut sucks!"

BIG MISTAKE

You can threaten his family. You can toss him through barbwire. But you NEVER diss Rob Cole's hair!

Yllana: Why won't you stop??? You always take these things too far!

Cole: HE INSULTED MY HAIR!!! Even Craven never went that far! I WILL HAVE HIS BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

And in the most personal blood feud ever, Rob Cole puts his precious hair on the line in a hair vs hair match against THE BIZ!!!

You know you want alllllllllllllllllllllll of this.

MAKE IT SO!
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Can the girlfriend be Nikki the Cat instead?
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Picky,Dec 20 2011
02:36 PM
Can the girlfriend be Nikki the Cat instead?

I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
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HAH! Some awesome and funny responses in this thread.
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