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Let's Book this Cycle and the Next
Topic Started: Dec 17 2011, 07:29 AM (579 Views)
Flouzemaker
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To absorb his powers of immortality, Spectre kills and cooks Perry Fontana before he can resurrect. However, the evil plan goes awry when Gutch is lead to the scene by his nose (Fruit Loops Toucan style) and gulps down le stew de Fontana. The toxic eggfarts that ensue spawns a highly contagious zombie outbreak, and PVW is soon overwhelmed by Zombie Josie, undead British Yakuza, and Undead Foley's Career.

What?
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JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Flouzemaker,Dec 20 2011
08:25 PM
To absorb his powers of immortality, Spectre kills and cooks Perry Fontana before he can resurrect. However, the evil plan goes awry when Gutch is lead to the scene by his nose (Fruit Loops Toucan style) and gulps down le stew de Fontana. The toxic eggfarts that ensue spawns a highly contagious zombie outbreak, and PVW is soon overwhelmed by Zombie Josie, undead British Yakuza, and Undead Foley's Career.

What?

Not enough Meatgrinder.
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DCGMoo
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JeremyS,Dec 20 2011
08:38 PM
Flouzemaker,Dec 20 2011
08:25 PM
To absorb his powers of immortality, Spectre kills and cooks Perry Fontana before he can resurrect.  However, the evil plan goes awry when Gutch is lead to the scene by his nose (Fruit Loops Toucan style) and gulps down le stew de Fontana.  The toxic eggfarts that ensue spawns a highly contagious zombie outbreak, and PVW is soon overwhelmed by Zombie Josie, undead British Yakuza, and Undead Foley's Career.

What?

Not enough Meatgrinder.

You mean you wouldn't pay to see Zombie Josie to face what's left of Fontana stew in Meatgrinder II? The mere curiosity of how soup could either win OR lose a match where the goal is a Coal Miner's Glove beatdown would get me to tune in, but don't put it past Flouze to figure out how to win that match regardless.
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rcole
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Total fiction. Resurrecting Foley's career? The rest I could've probably bought. =)
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DCGMoo,Dec 20 2011
09:21 PM
JeremyS,Dec 20 2011
08:38 PM
Flouzemaker,Dec 20 2011
08:25 PM
To absorb his powers of immortality, Spectre kills and cooks Perry Fontana before he can resurrect.  However, the evil plan goes awry when Gutch is lead to the scene by his nose (Fruit Loops Toucan style) and gulps down le stew de Fontana.  The toxic eggfarts that ensue spawns a highly contagious zombie outbreak, and PVW is soon overwhelmed by Zombie Josie, undead British Yakuza, and Undead Foley's Career.

What?

Not enough Meatgrinder.

You mean you wouldn't pay to see Zombie Josie to face what's left of Fontana stew in Meatgrinder II? The mere curiosity of how soup could either win OR lose a match where the goal is a Coal Miner's Glove beatdown would get me to tune in, but don't put it past Flouze to figure out how to win that match regardless.

In this hypothetical just _how hot_ is the soup in question? Just answer the question. This is important!
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RedRajah
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Mozeart,Dec 20 2011
11:21 PM
DCGMoo,Dec 20 2011
09:21 PM
JeremyS,Dec 20 2011
08:38 PM
Flouzemaker,Dec 20 2011
08:25 PM
To absorb his powers of immortality, Spectre kills and cooks Perry Fontana before he can resurrect.  However, the evil plan goes awry when Gutch is lead to the scene by his nose (Fruit Loops Toucan style) and gulps down le stew de Fontana.  The toxic eggfarts that ensue spawns a highly contagious zombie outbreak, and PVW is soon overwhelmed by Zombie Josie, undead British Yakuza, and Undead Foley's Career.

What?

Not enough Meatgrinder.

You mean you wouldn't pay to see Zombie Josie to face what's left of Fontana stew in Meatgrinder II? The mere curiosity of how soup could either win OR lose a match where the goal is a Coal Miner's Glove beatdown would get me to tune in, but don't put it past Flouze to figure out how to win that match regardless.

In this hypothetical just _how hot_ is the soup in question? Just answer the question. This is important!

It's gazpacho. :wacko:
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Picky
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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RedRajah,Dec 20 2011
07:25 PM
Mozeart,Dec 20 2011
11:21 PM
DCGMoo,Dec 20 2011
09:21 PM
JeremyS,Dec 20 2011
08:38 PM
Flouzemaker,Dec 20 2011
08:25 PM
To absorb his powers of immortality, Spectre kills and cooks Perry Fontana before he can resurrect.  However, the evil plan goes awry when Gutch is lead to the scene by his nose (Fruit Loops Toucan style) and gulps down le stew de Fontana.  The toxic eggfarts that ensue spawns a highly contagious zombie outbreak, and PVW is soon overwhelmed by Zombie Josie, undead British Yakuza, and Undead Foley's Career.

What?

Not enough Meatgrinder.

You mean you wouldn't pay to see Zombie Josie to face what's left of Fontana stew in Meatgrinder II? The mere curiosity of how soup could either win OR lose a match where the goal is a Coal Miner's Glove beatdown would get me to tune in, but don't put it past Flouze to figure out how to win that match regardless.

In this hypothetical just _how hot_ is the soup in question? Just answer the question. This is important!

It's gazpacho. :wacko:

Arnold J. Rimmer demands the gazpacho be taken back and served piping hot!
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DCGMoo
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RedRajah,Dec 20 2011
10:25 PM
Mozeart,Dec 20 2011
11:21 PM
DCGMoo,Dec 20 2011
09:21 PM
JeremyS,Dec 20 2011
08:38 PM
Flouzemaker,Dec 20 2011
08:25 PM
To absorb his powers of immortality, Spectre kills and cooks Perry Fontana before he can resurrect.  However, the evil plan goes awry when Gutch is lead to the scene by his nose (Fruit Loops Toucan style) and gulps down le stew de Fontana.  The toxic eggfarts that ensue spawns a highly contagious zombie outbreak, and PVW is soon overwhelmed by Zombie Josie, undead British Yakuza, and Undead Foley's Career.

What?

Not enough Meatgrinder.

You mean you wouldn't pay to see Zombie Josie to face what's left of Fontana stew in Meatgrinder II? The mere curiosity of how soup could either win OR lose a match where the goal is a Coal Miner's Glove beatdown would get me to tune in, but don't put it past Flouze to figure out how to win that match regardless.

In this hypothetical just _how hot_ is the soup in question? Just answer the question. This is important!

It's gazpacho. :wacko:

Given Picky's belief that Fontana is the polar opposite of everything that's good about wrestling, and given Spectre's complete refusal to do anything by "normal" standards... I gotta agree with Katie that cold soup is the likely choice.
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Ric Studd was worse but in an amusing way.
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inb4 Ric Studd's handler finds this board and challenges Picky to a fight.
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Picky
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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I'll find it 2 years later.
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Picky,Dec 20 2011
10:35 PM
Arnold J. Rimmer demands the gazpacho be taken back and served piping hot!

2nd Technician Arnold J. Rimmer vs. The Cat in a steel cage for the All American Title! But, in a sudden swerve, Ace Rimmer pops in and acts as Arnie's corner man!

Cat uses a claw to the face and Ace leaps in to finish the match with a broken shoulder, ACL tear and Jessica Marshall begging him to take off his pants for her.

Ace easily pins Cat, gets one look at William Craven and gives a wink and a nod.

"Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast!"
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Thread's over. No topping that one.
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Wookiee71,Dec 21 2011
07:26 AM
Picky,Dec 20 2011
10:35 PM
Arnold J. Rimmer demands the gazpacho be taken back and served piping hot!

2nd Technician Arnold J. Rimmer vs. The Cat in a steel cage for the All American Title! But, in a sudden swerve, Ace Rimmer pops in and acts as Arnie's corner man!

Cat uses a claw to the face and Ace leaps in to finish the match with a broken shoulder, ACL tear and Jessica Marshall begging him to take off his pants for her.

Ace easily pins Cat, gets one look at William Craven and gives a wink and a nod.

"Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast!"

...that is brilliant, sir.
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