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[pavlanikeshvar] PETROW; Re: [bannedsycho] hEllo WorlD
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 08:31 PM (263 Views)
JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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[The video opens with Sultan Azam Sharif, wearing his kaffiyeh and agal, but dressed in a button-up shirt and slacks, standing in front of a beige wall. There's some generic art on the wall, like in a hotel room. Video quality indicates a camcorder.]

Sultan Azam Sharif: I vant to tell all deh wrastling fans, all ontollEgunt fans of AWA, dot I film this video to tell Mistair Joe Petrow, who come on deh YouTubes un talk about Mark Lonset, dot I vant him bock in AWA. I vant dot jehbronie, dot phony king Lonset bock, because he take from me vat alvays should hove been mine.

I diddunt come ten tousun mile from Shiraz Iran to lose because some jehbronie dot think he daserve shampwonship motch, to ruin my shampwonship motch! All you hod to do was tell me, "Sultan, now dot you are deh shampwon, we want shampwonchip motch." Un I would hove give you dot motch!

But now, all I vant to give Mark Lonset is broken bock!

[The Sultan whips his kaffiyeh off, clearly worked up.]

SAS: UN I'M GUNNA DO IT! You tought I vas some nobody jehbronie wrastlair, BUT RAMEMBAH! I am Olympian! I am Iranian! My peepell, you cross us vun time, ve make sure you learn to be humble un nevair cross anyone again! Ve don't play dese boolsh... dese games! Dot intairferunce maybe you do dot to secun-rate jehbronie like Supairnova, but dot get you your bock broken vid me!

Mistair Joe Petrow, I dunno if you tell Mark Lonset to do vat he did, but if you did un I find out, if dot hoppen den you got lucky dot you got fired! Un you smart if you stay fired! But you get Mark Lonset bock in AWA, un I promise he's gonna hove a short stay.

[Sharif reaches forward, behind the camera lens, and switches it off.]
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I'm saddened that he.didn't zoom it.
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JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 20 2011
08:37 PM
I'm saddened that he.didn't zoom it.

There was no camaraman.
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tootie mcbootie
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I'm all for Mark Langseth being thrown off of platforms!
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