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| [bannedsycho] Suntan what?; Re: [pavlanikeshvar] PETROW | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 22 2011, 07:42 PM (217 Views) | |
| sychosys | Dec 22 2011, 07:42 PM Post #1 |
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[The shot features the head and shoulders of Joe Petrow, hopefully in a different plain white t-shirt, and week-and-two-day-old stubble, with the IIWF Championship Belt hanging on the wall in the distance. He looks kind of jovial this time] JP: Shalom, Mr. Sharif! Sorry about the delay, but it took that long to figure out what you were trying to say. So I could be wrong, but I could have sworn that you had actually called Mr. Mark Langseth a...a jabronie? Well it's time for another English refresher course, because that's what you call a professional wrestler who has never won a professional wrestling title in his entire career, like yourself. Frankly, it doesn't matter whether you won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin' neck, sacked Tim Tebow to win the Super Bowl, or won the Nobel Peace Price by selling your country down the river! Until you've actually won a championship in the squared circle, in my eyes, you've accomplished NOTHING! You are nothing but a celebrity, whoring his irrelevant credentials to take a roster spot away from somebody more deserving. The fact is, it didn't matter who we jumped that night. It could have been you, Juan Vasquez, former EMWC Light Heavyweight champion Rey Misterio Jr., anybody! Because that night wasn't about you at all! It was about making a statement against the injustice that has been shown to the undefeated, undisputed king of wrestling! [Suddenly, Petrow turns less than jovial. He is dead serious.] JP: But you know what, I'm *glad* it was you that ended up as collateral damage. Because I *do* REMAMBA! I never forget that you are an Iranian. Now, for you people watching, the AWA doesn't think that you are mature and intelligent enough to think about this. But I remember 52 innocent Americans, jumped from behind, held captive, and tortured, for 444 days. By Iranians. Ruthless, planning, maniacal, fanatical Iranians. So when you make that doe-eyed "Oh gee whiz, how did *that* ever happen" look in your eyes that fools Gordon Myers and the dumber fans of wrestling, don't think that you're fooling me for a second. Because I know what an Iranian is. An Iranian is a man who strips 52 men down to their underwear, lines them all up for an execution, cocks his weapon...and laughs at them, saying he's just teasing them for fun. Then pistol whips them all so they don't feel ripped off. Yes, we screwed you over Azam. Before you could do the same to us. And God help me, if I ever get the chance, I'll do it again. And again. And again, until you're future endeavored like Raphael Rhodes and The Blonde Bombers, for the good of all Americans! Oh, have they announced that yet? Ah, who cares about them anyway. Now I've got to wrap this up for all the overly critical Jews with stunted attention spans out there. And I know English isn't your first language Azam, so I'll finish with something simple that you can understand. [Petrow flips the bird at the camera.] JP: Camaraman, ZOOMIT! [Petrow extends his middle so close to the camera that it takes up the majority of the screen.] JP: Merry Christmas, Sultan. [Hold for a second before the video abruptly ends.] |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Dec 22 2011, 07:46 PM Post #2 |
Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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When did we turn into a board fed? |
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| sychosys | Dec 22 2011, 07:59 PM Post #3 |
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Nobody is forcing you to watch videos on YouTube. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Dec 22 2011, 08:15 PM Post #4 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Joe Petrow is spamming the inboxes of the AWA universe. |
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| El Dandy | Dec 22 2011, 11:27 PM Post #5 |
Is the She of the fight!
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I'm really digging the concept behind all of these. Ya lost me with the Misterio Jr. reference. WWE doesn't exist in my e-w landscape. Nor does any real promotion for that matter. |
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| sychosys | Dec 22 2011, 11:53 PM Post #6 |
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Rey Misterio Jr. is a former EMWC Light Heavyweight Champion. Does EMWC not exist in your e-w landscape? |
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| El Dandy | Dec 22 2011, 11:54 PM Post #7 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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EMWC does yes, but I don't recall Rey Misterio Jr. being an EMWC Lighweight Champion. Edit: Now that I think about it, it was the EWMC Junior Heavyweight Championship. Had to do some research just to be sure. My memory is failing me afterall. http://web.archive.org/web/20040519040326/...ehistories.html |
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| sychosys | Dec 23 2011, 12:16 AM Post #8 |
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Fortunately, Petrow has no problem playing fast and loose with the facts! Edit: The boss says it was the Light Heavyweight Championship. 
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| El Dandy | Dec 23 2011, 01:28 AM Post #9 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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I retconned that out of my personal e-w world. 
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