[bannedsycho] fight the pOwer!

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[bannedsycho] fight the pOwer!
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sychosys	Jan 3 2012, 09:13 PM Post #1
This Space For Rent Posts: 4,192 Group: Super Members Member #300 Joined: March 18, 2008	[A camera shot from slightly above head level looks over the scene, and a caption overlaid on the viewer's screen reads "December 31st, 2011: WKIK Studio Parking Lot". With a backdrop of the studio where the wrestlers are entering approximately 50 feet behind them, Paul Von Braun stands at the center of several other members of Von Braun family. Two of them are holding signs: "Boycott the AWA" and "Unsafe and Unfair!" In front of them all stands an expensive-suit wearing Joe Petrow with a bullhorn, preaching to approximately 30 people that have gathered around the group, and a couple of bemused police officers standing guard over the scene. Behind them, people are queueing to enter the studio; but out of every couple dozen or so people, one breaks out to join the listening crowd.] JP: I want you people to know that, once you step inside the confines of the WKIK Studio, you are no longer innocent! You will be accomplices to the injustices...premeditated, disgusting injustices, perpetrated by the soulless suits running the AWA! You already knew of the prejudice shown against my client, the undefeated, undefeated king of wrestling, Mark Langseth! But on Thanksgiving Day, you saw that nobody is safe from their sick, perverted drive for ratings! Under the guise of paying "tribute" to the career of Scott Von Braun, the AWA took a man fresh from a career-ending injury, and set him up for a beating that not even an Iranian deserves! Well, most Iranians, anyway! But this was not an accident! Those SOBs deliberately set the man up, in front of his own family no less, in some kind of Jerry Springer-like perverted attempt to draw replay buys from the lowest common denominator freak fans that the AWA has decided to cater to! Well, the Von Braun family and I have had enough of the AWA's insulting of your intelligence! The Von Braun family wants to bring honor and dignity back to wrestling! The Von Braun family demands that you reinstate the Hall-of-Fame Legend MARK LANGSETH back into the AWA, and they demand that he receive the AWA National Championship title shot that has been denied to him for FAR too long! [Paul Von Braun starts looking a little uncomfortable here, but not quite so much as to break up the synergistic relationship just yet. Noticing the look with a side glance...] JP: ...and of course, they demand for the AWA to punish those responsible for the heinous attacks on Scott Von Braun, and to give some measure of assurance that something like this will never happen again. And if you will join us in this boycott, if you make your voice known, your voice will make a difference! But if you don't, there will more blood spilled that will be on your hands! Something like this will happen again! In fact, just a few days ago, that filthy, murderous troglodyte Iranian Azam Sharif went public with his statement that he will BREAK THE BACK of the Hall of Fame Legend Mark Langseth! And the AWA has done nothing to discipline this half-human in the least! And if a man like Scott Von Braun can be put down by the likes of Percy Childes, then just imagine the kind of hellacious torture that an Iranian like Sharif is capable of! Just like the torture that his inhuman monster countrymen inflicted upon 52 of your fellow Americans! Just like...oh, well speak of the devil himself! [Oh, and he's an ANGRY devil. Sultan Azam Sharif, clad in his white kaffiyeh and reddish brown bisht, storms over to Petrow.] SAS: VERE IZ DOT JEHBRONIE LONSET, YOU HUPPACRET? HOW DARE YOU GUNNA TALK ABOUT IRAN, VEN YOU AMERECUNS STILL TORTURE MY PEOPLE AT GUTAMENO BAY OR VATEVAHYOUCALLIT! DEY RAPE UN BURN, DROWN UND BEAT MY PEEPELL! SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT IRAN! YOU ARE NOT OLD MAN LIKE MY MANAGAIR, PETROW; YOU SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT MY COUNTRY, UN I MAKE SURE YOU NEVAIR GUNNA TALK AGAIN! [Petrow lowers his bullhorn to scream at Sharif directly:] JP: AND HOW DARE YOU SMEAR THE NAME OF AMERICANS WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE LIKES OF YOU! [Sultan moves towards Petrow, who backs up a step while holding his hands up in the universal "Wait a second, I have something to say" defensive pose] JP: But hey, you know what, I sort of agree with you! Because if you are representative of Iranians, then we shouldn't be wasting time by beating them! Because if you are representative of your country, they the only GOOD Iranian...is a DEAD Irani- [Sharif's answer to that is not verbal, it is physical.] * C R A C K ! * [The Iranian is wild-eyed with rage as he lunges forth, blasting Petrow with a front elbow smash that takes the former World Champion off-guard. Sharif grasps Petrow,s neck in bothhands, and hamers him straight in the jaw with his forehead, landing on top of him as Petrow falls back. Sharif immediately applies a guilltotine choke as security and police officers crowd the scene. They block off camera view for a few moments, and the assembled fans are loudly shouting and cheering (or booing). After a short time, we see police and security hustling Sharif away, and Petrow lying on his back, a rivulet of blood coming from his mouth. He sits up groggily, and pushes himself up to his feet.] JP: [wiping a trace of blood off of his mouth as he yells] GET THAT CAM-, get that Iranian out of here! [Petrow reaches down an grabs his bullhorn again.] He's assaulted an unarmed fan! He's trampled on my First Amendment rights! Get him out of here! And get me an ambulance! You see, people!? The AWA sent that thug to take me out! I am not in the AWA! I am one of you! [Somebody has picked up the camera, and starts panning to survey the scene...the Von Braun family scattering, a furious Sultan Azam Sharif being loaded into the back of a police car, and the remaining officer trying to get Petrow to come with him to the station. Petrow lifts the bullhorn to give a final message: JP: If they can do this to me, they can do this to any of you! And they will put it on TV and try to make a buck off it! [Petrow's bullhorn lets out a screech as he slams it to the pavement, as the video ends with a slow fade out of Petrow walking away with the policemen through what remains of a shocked crowd.]

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