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Predictions For 2012
Topic Started: Dec 26 2011, 11:55 AM (2,727 Views)
Codered
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rcole,Jan 3 2012
02:45 PM
Well, my two matches are in for the years first Heatwave. They're awesome, of course.... the handlers should consider themselves extremely lucky to have me as their writer. The intensity and passion I put into the portrayal of their characters is, at the least, staggering. That I could do such incredible art with such a minimal amount of character talent speaks volumes to my own ability to write a match. I'm amazing... not just simply amazing, but astoundingly so and with such awe-inspiring moments that I believe I just may be the greatest thing going in PVW today.

Yep! Two matches a Heatwave for you for now on!
PVW Website: www.pvwrestling.net
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Mozeart
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So what I'm hearing is that I should write spots for Craven where he mocks his opponent's lack of power by saying outlandish, outdated things indicating pain?

I can do that!

WC: Oh my lands, I am stricken by the agony of your single-leg boston crab!

FH: I, uh, don't know what Craven is doing here?

CL: That's called waving a hankie, Fred. Waving a hankie...

FH: I meant he's kinda calling his own match while hamming it up for the camera. But yes, that too...
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rcole
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Now now, let's not saturate the market my friend. I mean, I don't think the readers of PVW could honestly HANDLE that much writing from me. It's like too many multiple orgasms in a row... exhausting and dangerous. Let's spare the fans such threats.
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rcole,Jan 3 2012
02:51 PM
It's like too many multiple orgasms in a row... exhausting and dangerous.



NOOOO



FALSE!!!!!!!


THERE IS NO SUCH PROBLEM!!!!!!!




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Mozeart
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rcole,Jan 3 2012
02:51 PM
Now now, let's not saturate the market my friend. I mean, I don't think the readers of PVW could honestly HANDLE that much writing from me. It's like too many multiple orgasms in a row... exhausting and dangerous. Let's spare the fans such threats.

YOUSIR ... know nothing of orgasms.

Now, ladies, LINE UP~!
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TheotherJC,Jan 3 2012
12:50 PM
Seems to me there's no hostilities there. In fact, it seems Hartt's handler (I apologize for the mind blank) is in on the joke and having fun with it! Like most of the fed (minus Picky/Flouze) everyone really does get along well...

Not sure what you're picking up, unless it's just hostilities towards all things SPW. But that's mostly just from me.

See smiley face. JC. Dry humour doesn't play on the net, I guess. ;)
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Nor does dry writing.

(SMILEY FACE!)
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dalbellorage
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I thought you got a push, though. :boxing: KA-ZING!

Thank you. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Please tip your servers.

:bowdown:
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Aww. You're cute when you try so hard.

But wait, that was a joke. Do you have to no-sell yourself, now?
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OH SNAP
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dalbellorage
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I can see the sweat on his brow from coming up with that one. ;)

Did you check with your physician before engaging in a battle of wits?

Actually, did you check your ammunition? Might be a tad light, I suggest. :P
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rcole,Jan 3 2012
02:45 PM
Well, my two matches are in for the years first Heatwave. They're awesome, of course.... the handlers should consider themselves extremely lucky to have me as their writer. The intensity and passion I put into the portrayal of their characters is, at the least, staggering. That I could do such incredible art with such a minimal amount of character talent speaks volumes to my own ability to write a match. I'm amazing... not just simply amazing, but astoundingly so and with such awe-inspiring moments that I believe I just may be the greatest thing going in PVW today.

So, the matches took place in the "home fed" of the winner where the crowd ate it up and bought into all the PVW storylines?
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dalbellorage,Jan 3 2012
03:21 PM
:bowdown:

Oh man! There's a smiley with the Raiden hat! (tm R. Christie)
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dalbellorage,Jan 3 2012
04:04 PM
I can see the sweat on his brow from coming up with that one. ;)

Did you check with your physician before engaging in a battle of wits?

Actually, did you check your ammunition? Might be a tad light, I suggest. :P

Stick to the cliches, Dare.

Your comedy is lacking.
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Mozeart
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dalbellorage,Jan 3 2012
04:04 PM
I can see the sweat on his brow from coming up with that one. ;)

Did you check with your physician before engaging in a battle of wits?

Actually, did you check your ammunition? Might be a tad light, I suggest. :P

Christ, is this a throwdown or a hodown? If I don't start seeing some F-Bombs getting dropped I'm revokin' both o' y'all's Troll Cards, got that!?

REVOKAH-DA-TROLLKAHD~!
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