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HvD/Craven before the ME; Youtube exclusive!
Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 10:18 AM (496 Views)
Mozeart
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Dubbed "too silly" by senior management this piece was left off of Heatwave! That or it's true that it never made it to the PVW inbox. Whatever~!

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[Scene:Backstage locker room. We see the PVW American Champion Herscher von Donkerhardt clad in his trademark gray suit with white dress shirt and orange tie. Over one shoulder is draped a duffel bag, over the other shoulder ,The PVW American Championship Belt.
Standing opposite this dignified figure is the green-skinned mass of tattooed scar tissue named William Craven. He wears a ridiculously tight suit jacket that's coming apart at the seams. It's almost as if it doesn't belong to him and he just forced himself into the ill-fitting garment. Bill grins mischievously as his eyes dart from his own attire to that of Donkerhardt's.
At the center, book-ended and utterly overshadowed by the much taller men (each is 6'5" and he's somewhere south of 6') is Dean Hayes. Dean wears a collared shirt, tie and trousers that are navy blue ... just like Craven's jacket. Assuredly that's a coincidence.]

DH: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us--Dean Hayes here. I'm currently standing here with the massive man of many names, William Craven and a recent convert, one of two, to the cause of HOPE. Gentlemen, tonight you face off against Senor Cloak Dos and Sinister, two men who hope to stand against HOPE as your faction, Herscher, continues it's attempts to dominate PVW and the sport of wrestling as a whole.

HvD: You will address me as Mister Donkerhardt, the reigning PVW Champion. Do not attempt to address me in some familiar way, as you are not my peer or my equal Hayes. This is your only warning!

[Dean flinches and rolls back on his heels at Herscher's hostility.]

DH: Okay that's fine, What do you think of your chances against Senor Cloak Dos and Sinister.

HvD: I don't think of them at all, they are unworthy of my time or energy. I have already beaten Sinister twice; once in a six man tag and one time in singles competition. While you all may call him the general of the locker room I will call him what he really is, an untalented oaf with a bum knee. Senor Cloak Dos, is some sort of luchador, and ultimately what is a luchador? Luchadors are nothing more than tennis balls bounding around the ring. They are no match for pure wrestling skill, especially the skills possessed by the greatest technical wrestler in the world today, me!

DH: You seem to be underestimating your opponents. Christopher Black made that same mistake at Boiling point That untalented oaf as you call him seemed to have the upper hand on you throughout that match on Shockwave.

HvD: Seemed to? Yes it would SEEM that way, but nothing could be further from the truth. I let the oaf have his little blast of offense. I was toying with him, letting him wear himself out giving me the chance to do what I do best, make him tap like the bitch he is. In the eyes of the PVW Sinister and Senor Cloak Dos have what it takes to make the cut between wrestlers who are and who are not worthy of competing in this promotion. I however am a cut above all of them. I am the greatest technical wrestler in the world today, the wrestler everyone wishes they could be. I'm also part of the greatest assembly of talent in this business. We are HOPE and we are the gold standard in PVW. Everybody has both hatred and envy of our talents. Our level of ability far exceeds anyone in PVW and elsewhere and it is the job, no the duty, to remind everyone of that fact both on the microphone and in the ring.

DH: Right,and Mister Craven I believe you have a history with both men?

WC: Hm?

DH: Senor Cloak Dos and Sinister?

[Having been still as a statue with that sick, shark-toothed grin of his marring his already destroyed green face, Bill suddenly springs to life, his gravel-and-spit voice full of seeming elation.]

WC: Ahhh ... oh Dean, so formal, really. How long have we known each other?

DH: Four years...

[Dean's voice hit a sour note there.]

WC: (Thanks again for the jacket, by the way.)

DH: Don't mention it ... please.

[Note: It still doesn't fit the big freak.]

WC: In all this time what would possess you to call me by so formal a name now?

DH: Actually ... you crushed me against a wall, threw me to the floor and a few other incidents when I tried to treat you as an equal.

WC: All in fun!

DH: It wasn't fun.

WC: Puh-shaw--

[Dean's face gets covered in spit.]

WC: --you've never been the athletic type Dean but let me assure you ... that was nothing but good-natured roughhousing.

DH: You said you were trying to stop yourself from killing me but you couldn't...

WC: Pah. Teasing.

DH: Two other men had to pull you off of me.

[Bill chuckles like you might expect a bully would when feigning ignorance of his own actions. It doesn't work too well as Bill looks about as innocent as Adolf Hitler wearing an apron whose front reads "Kiss the Cook". His features form new wrinkles as he does his best to erase the disingenuous expression from his craggy face.]

WC: Let's get back to the topic at hand. Yes ... Sinister and Cloak.

[It really does take him a long time to answer a question doesn't it?]

WC: First, my old friend Sinister. We bonded, you see, Dean. He and I. We're both generals in that locker room in a sense. He's the general that all the troops come to when they want good, solid advice, especially on their careers. I'm the general they know will probably, one way or another, kill them.
In short, he is Patton and I am Custer. I wouldn't have it any other way.
And how did we bond? A man whose stage name was Darke, as in a surname, silly really; paid me to string Sinister's manager up and show him on the big screen. My nom-de-plume-du-jour in that period of my career was "The Homecoming King". After that I dragged him behind my 1979 Dodge Dart and left him with a bleeding rash from the road and ligature marks from the chains on his wrists. He said the experience made him tougher. At that admission ... I bought the man a drink.
There is nothing in this world near as lovely as people who are both tough _and_ stupid. It's a rare commodity. I value such people...

[Chuckling at his own words, Bill's enjoying himself way too much.]

WC: And the Cloak? Ohhh ... oh my, another chance to snatch up that mask? How tempting. Who could he be? Pablo O'Connor? How about Pablo Picasso? Maybe under that mask he's actually Caleb Foley with a bad spray tan? The curiosity eats at me, Dean. I want to _know_. Do you understand?

DH: I do, really, I do!

[Bill was getting a little too close to Dean for comfort and so the PVW's senior backstage interviewer backs away slowly. He spins back towards Donkerhardt with his microphone at the ready.]

DH: So, Mister Donkerhardt, you have made it painfully obvious of what you think of your opponents in this match, but what do you think of the man you are partnering with. What are your thoughts on teaming up with, Mister Craven?

HvD:I am no stranger to Craven. I've wrestled him before in a tag match and in a singles match, which I won I might add. I have not forgotten what it was like to wrestle him, nor have I forgotten what it was like to be an the receiving end of a cowardly attack from both him and Marcus Manson. I know the man is capable of inflicting great amounts of abuse upon his opponents. What I don't know if he is trustworthy. I don't like this so called man, but I will work with him in the ring. As long as he does his part to win the match I will overlook everything else. After that we can go our separate ways where I will continue to defend the PVW American Title and Craven can go back to doing what he does best; tattooing himself and eating small children.

[Bill's smile shakes slightly but he manages to repair his rictus grin before Donkerhardt looks back to him.]

WC: Aheh, yes, of course, children ... veal of the "Long Pig". Long Pig being what the Carib, those ancient people for whom the Caribbean is named, called the people they consumed. You cling to rumors, Herscher. Foul, unfounded rumors.
But this is no reason for us to be at odds! I am a changed man, you see. On my best behavior, focused on winning matches and nothing else.

[Beat. Donkerhardt looks off at something else, seemingly already having lost interest.]

WC: Heh ... nothing else indeed.

[Herscher wanders off, detached from his surroundings as one convinced of his own superiority. Face twitching Craven follows, an unpredictable gleam shining in one eye.]

DH: I'm not sure what just happened there. Chip, Fred, back to you.

[Cut!]
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Haha .. OOC: I never saw this.. :P
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Codered,Jan 10 2012
10:24 AM
Haha .. OOC: I never saw this.. :P

And, again, I still blame you. :chairbash:
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Ya I had a piece for SoA that never made the cut either....

:sadwalk:

I suck.

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CK Walker,Jan 11 2012
07:17 AM
Ya I had a piece for SoA that never made the cut either....

:sadwalk:

I suck.

That never arrived in the inbox. We asked Don about it even.
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Codered,Jan 11 2012
08:03 AM
CK Walker,Jan 11 2012
07:17 AM
Ya I had a piece for SoA that never made the cut either....

:sadwalk:

I suck.

That never arrived in the inbox. We asked Don about it even.

Aha! A .com-spiracy!

Edit: Hooray for turning typos into bad jokes.
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Weird it's my sent box...

I agree with Moze!

The FIX is in!!
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I sent it to Brian@pvw addy.

That is right...

right?

:dontknow:

I forwarded it to you just to show I did send it.

And so Don won't kill me.

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CK Walker,Jan 11 2012
09:32 AM
I sent it to Brian@pvw addy.

That is right...

right?

:dontknow:

I forwarded it to you just to show I did send it.

And so Don won't kill me.

:blink:

Oops no. That email is not used anymore. pvwinc @ gmail
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:censored: :chairbash: :censored:
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Just kidding...it happens, no worries.
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:crying2:

I blame Bell! :chairbash:

But i did cc' you Don... you never got it either?

:facepalm:

I truly do suck. LOL
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When I absolutely NEED to get something on the show, I just send it to all of Brians' email addresses that I have on record. And then I sent it to Rob.
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If it's any consolation... Brian's mental stability probably appreciates the fact that neither this nor the SoA stuff made the show. :)

I did wonder where SoA disappeared to this show though, glad to hear it was just a technicality.
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DCGMoo,Jan 11 2012
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If it's any consolation... Brian's mental stability probably appreciates the fact that neither this nor the SoA stuff made the show. :)

I did wonder where SoA disappeared to this show though, glad to hear it was just a technicality.

Yes.. If I had to find room for these also ...

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