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PVW - Shockwave and Heatwave Lineups; Start of 2012!
Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 03:55 PM (1,278 Views)
ShaunSindelman
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 19 2012
03:36 PM
It looks like Black already took that otter's eyes.

Sounds more like a Weaver MO.
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TheotherJC
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Oh come now. We've got a warm and fuzzy Weaver these days. Hell, he hasn't used the Eye Spike in years now. He could be Black's interventionist though "I once spent 3 solid days in a blur of eye gouges... until I realized I was fighting a bag of potatoes. That's when I knew I hit rock bottom"
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TheotherJC,Jan 19 2012
06:49 PM
Oh come now. We've got a warm and fuzzy Weaver these days. Hell, he hasn't used the Eye Spike in years now. He could be Black's interventionist though "I once spent 3 solid days in a blur of eye gouges... until I realized I was fighting a bag of potatoes. That's when I knew I hit rock bottom"

Craven: You just didn't bite the potatoes? Pfft, amateur!
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RedRajah,Jan 19 2012
05:53 PM
TheotherJC,Jan 19 2012
06:49 PM
Oh come now. We've got a warm and fuzzy Weaver these days. Hell, he hasn't used the Eye Spike in years now. He could be Black's interventionist though "I once spent 3 solid days in a blur of eye gouges... until I realized I was fighting a bag of potatoes. That's when I knew I hit rock bottom"

Craven: You just didn't bite the potatoes? Pfft, amateur!

I am dreadfully worried about the pending Potatogrinder you just installed in Moze's mind.
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DCGMoo,Jan 19 2012
06:21 PM
RedRajah,Jan 19 2012
05:53 PM
TheotherJC,Jan 19 2012
06:49 PM
Oh come now. We've got a warm and fuzzy Weaver these days. Hell, he hasn't used the Eye Spike in years now. He could be Black's interventionist though "I once spent 3 solid days in a blur of eye gouges... until I realized I was fighting a bag of potatoes. That's when I knew I hit rock bottom"

Craven: You just didn't bite the potatoes? Pfft, amateur!

I am dreadfully worried about the pending Potatogrinder you just installed in Moze's mind.

No no no, that's silly.

The French-Fryer, on the other hand...
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TheotherJC
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To win, you must give your opponent a swirly in the frier?
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TheotherJC,Jan 20 2012
08:09 AM
To win, you must give your opponent a swirly in the frier?

Nope! More complex than that, duh. Each guy is on a pedestal with an air cannon and a pile of potatoes. Each air cannon has a quisinart blade at the end (for cutting potatoes). So they fire chopped potatoes at each other, right? Winner is the guy with the hotter girlfriend!

Have I done it again? Yes, yes I have...

*Mozeart self back pat.
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TheotherJC,Jan 20 2012
08:09 AM
To win, you must give your opponent a swirly in the frier?

This sounds like a match my older brother would have demanded in our tabletop WWF RPG we played in the mid 90s (from whence came the Outlaws, Monosso, Dr. Mal, et al). He once invented a "Cajun Match" which involved three inch steel spikes sticking from the turnbuckles, and a moat instead of a ringside area. With crocodiles. And a steel slab placed over the ring mat. No, I don't know how any of this is Cajun either. He's nuts.

Or the Shark Tank Match, which was Exactly What It Says On The Tin.

Or the Dahmer Match, where you must actually eat your opponent to win.

Needless to say, the competition committee declined to allow any of these matches... despite the fact that he got his dumb outmatched face opponent to agree to them all.

So he and Moze share the same gimmick match sensibilities. Except he would have stipulated that Meatgrinder didn't end until the steel part was dropped onto the opponent. Also, it would have been on fire.
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JeremySAtWork,Jan 20 2012
11:25 AM

So he and Moze share the same gimmick match sensibilities. Except he would have stipulated that Meatgrinder didn't end until the steel part was dropped onto the opponent. Also, it would have been on fire.

Ah, so I see you've dealt with Madrock the Illegible (or whatever the fuck his name was)...
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JeremySAtWork,Jan 20 2012
10:25 AM
TheotherJC,Jan 20 2012
08:09 AM
To win, you must give your opponent a swirly in the frier?

This sounds like a match my older brother would have demanded in our tabletop WWF RPG we played in the mid 90s (from whence came the Outlaws, Monosso, Dr. Mal, et al). He once invented a "Cajun Match" which involved three inch steel spikes sticking from the turnbuckles, and a moat instead of a ringside area. With crocodiles. And a steel slab placed over the ring mat. No, I don't know how any of this is Cajun either. He's nuts.

Or the Shark Tank Match, which was Exactly What It Says On The Tin.

Or the Dahmer Match, where you must actually eat your opponent to win.

Needless to say, the competition committee declined to allow any of these matches... despite the fact that he got his dumb outmatched face opponent to agree to them all.

So he and Moze share the same gimmick match sensibilities. Except he would have stipulated that Meatgrinder didn't end until the steel part was dropped onto the opponent. Also, it would have been on fire.

These sounded more capable then some of the ideas Moze pitched prior to the Meatgrinder ...


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JeremySAtWork,Jan 20 2012
10:25 AM
TheotherJC,Jan 20 2012
08:09 AM
To win, you must give your opponent a swirly in the frier?

This sounds like a match my older brother would have demanded in our tabletop WWF RPG we played in the mid 90s (from whence came the Outlaws, Monosso, Dr. Mal, et al). He once invented a "Cajun Match" which involved three inch steel spikes sticking from the turnbuckles, and a moat instead of a ringside area. With crocodiles. And a steel slab placed over the ring mat. No, I don't know how any of this is Cajun either. He's nuts.

Or he played the "Adventures of Bayou Billy" for NES.
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TheotherJC
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Guys, guys... we're getting away from the most important point here.

My new avatar is awesome.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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It looks like a horrible sexual assault. :/
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2012
12:10 PM
It looks like a horrible sexual assault. :/

I think I saw Rockford do that a few times.
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