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PVW - Shockwave and Heatwave Lineups; Start of 2012!
Topic Started: Jan 10 2012, 03:55 PM (1,276 Views)
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Codered,Jan 20 2012
12:53 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2012
12:10 PM
It looks like a horrible sexual assault. :/

I think I saw Rockford do that a few times.

Can we just change the topic heading to PVW Shockwave and Heatwave Lineups and Horrible Ideas for Moze to try and pull off
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Codered,Jan 20 2012
12:53 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2012
12:10 PM
It looks like a horrible sexual assault. :/

I think I saw Rockford do that a few times.


There's Rockford again! Admit it Bell, you just want Rockford in PVW. Admit it!

Hrm. Who to rape next? That's Rockford's MO, btw; rape then run like hell! Oh and, when pushed into the corner, actually beat the holy hell out of someone. A lot of that is Fletch, mind you...

Wait, does that make him Gibson Hayes? I mean y'know, Gibby plus rape?

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These sounded more capable then some of the ideas Moze pitched prior to the Meatgrinder ...


I joke!


or do I?

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Uh-huh. The Pit was a very very viable match.
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E2dBatwork,Jan 20 2012
01:09 PM
Codered,Jan 20 2012
12:53 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2012
12:10 PM
It looks like a horrible sexual assault. :/

I think I saw Rockford do that a few times.

Can we just change the topic heading to PVW Shockwave and Heatwave Lineups and Horrible Ideas for Moze to try and pull off

Hey ... I got more ... keep ya mouth shut and I won't go into detail. :P
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2012
12:10 PM
It looks like a horrible sexual assault. :/

As opposed to the _non_ - horrible type?
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You're right. That doesn't sound too horrible.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 23 2012
09:49 PM
Sometimes it's done by candlelight as easy listening jazz plays softly in the background.

Sooo ... that was a face-raping?
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Codered,Jan 23 2012
02:40 PM
Predictions!

Too much sodomy, not enough death. Time to change that with some predictions!

SHOCKWAVE

- Legacy -v- Sons of Anarchy: Sons haven't shown much yet, but I have a feeling Rob Cole takes out his bad feelings and confusion towards Wallace by eating one of the von Brauns mid-match.

- Cow and Chicken -v- Gold Rush: Food challenges money to determine the lesser of two evils. Someone will win.

- Whisper -v- Omar Oscavedo Martinez: The newcomer scores a victory, then is swarmed by ASLL midgets.

- Talion -v- Chance Holiday: Talion continues his winning streak by countout when Danny Daniels remembers who Chance is, then drags him away for another autograph session.

- Adrian Freeman -v- Kevin Quartermann: Quartermann convinces Wright that hitting Freeman with the towncar isn't physically touching Freeman, turning Wright to the darkside and causing a no-contest.

- Chris Hartt -v- Herscher von Donkerhardt: The champ runs into problems when Craven insists on rebuilding the Meatgrinder scaffold, by himself, during the match... but retains by DQ when the scaffold falls and kills the one of the few top-level faces in PVW. Sorry Hartt.

HEATWAVE

- Derek Weaver -v- Johnny Detson: Detson wins when his verbose hypnotizes Weaver, who lays down and allows himself to be pinned. Johnstone's fingers will never be the same once Weaver comes to.

- Gibson Hayes/Uncle Frank -v- Perry Fontana: Fontana is unable to find a partner. Nevertheless, he turns to his awesome no-sell skills and defeats both men despite having one hand tied behind his back prior to the match. On the next Heatwave, a new World Champion must be crowned as the handler of the current champ does not survive to record his next podcast.

- The Biz -v- Tracy Hudson -v- Larry Gionet -v- Marcus Manson: Manson wins, but forgets the "can't touch the champ" rule. PVW punishes him by giving all three of the other men the Shattered Dreams title shot.

- The Mercenary -v- Heath Dawson: Jessica Marshall turns on Merc during the match, causing Merc to beat the ever-loving crap out of her as the entire PVW fanbase erupts in cheers and security refuses to intervene. Dawson wins by countout.

- Christopher Black -v- Erich Seiger: Seiger pulls the upset when, instead of appearing himself, Dallas Lawson instead brings down to the ring Seiger's PVW application. A pissed Black goes after Lawson, only to be stopped by Jacob Rose, who distracts Black long enough for the application to roll him up for a 3-count.

- Livestock & Gutch -v- The Berserkers: This match is ruined when more ASLL tag teams join the fray... however, Gutch temporarily forgets about his disease and devours three of them for dinner. Bean farts ensue.

- Supreme Wright -v- Nevermind: Wright attempts to out-not-care Nevermind... until he sees Pudges. And it's a match made in heaven. Nevermind wins, but Wright doesn't care.

- Max & Sal -v- Lineage: You think Vermeer didn't get the fans cheering for Loco? Wait til Max & Sal come out to the ring to Rebecca Black. The ensuing head explosion leaves a tidy handicap match for the champs.
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DCGMoo,Jan 24 2012
12:16 AM
Codered,Jan 23 2012
02:40 PM
Predictions!
- Christopher Black -v- Erich Seiger: Seiger pulls the upset when, instead of appearing himself, Dallas Lawson instead brings down to the ring Seiger's PVW application. A pissed Black goes after Lawson, only to be stopped by Jacob Rose, who distracts Black long enough for the application to roll him up for a 3-count.

Application?

I didn't apply to the PVW. I'm like Christopher Walken, I was walking past JTF one day and Bell said "COB, would you like to be in an e-fed again," and next thing you know...
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