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Predictions for 2012?; Because everyone else is doing it!
Topic Started: Jan 8 2012, 08:33 PM (898 Views)
DCGMoo
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The DeWolfe Pack,Jan 10 2012
09:31 PM
Things start to break down, and I mean really break down in the UWF in 2012. At first, it's just little oddities as the time difference between real world time and UWF time grows... maybe clocks don't run right, or cameras flicker on and off at odd moments. Some old faces from the past show up randomly - hey look, it's the Masters of Motion! Cool! But as time goes on, it becomes harder and harder to ignore the truth - temporal anomalies are ripping the fed apart. Characters and angles from different eras begin to blend together in an increasingly complex and convoluted way until, on the first Rampage after Gold Rush, the UWF basically collapses in on its own history. The MBC and AEWA compete to run an invasion angle, until of course the Invaders themselves show up to start a three way gang war. Everyone who was ever a member of Legion spends the whole show in a backstage brawl with everyone who was ever a member of the Pride, excepting 47 distinct copies of Tim Vexton, some of whom claim to be Shawn Vexton. The Skyweight Division returns for no particular reason. In a sudden and shocking reversal, Nikki the Cat's punches can now cure cancer. Marshall Law is declared and revoked like clockwork every fourteen minutes and ten seconds. The Frat Boys create an alternate universe where every week of Rampage is just a two hour long Frat Boys promo, and in that universe it's the highest rated show in the history of television.

At first, the temporal anomalies all seem to have been manipulated by the New Alliance, as they are the ones benefiting from the chaos. 2012 Serge Annis wins the World title in a match he wasn't booked in, with help from 1997 Serge Annis, while A-Mart and D-Mart defeat the Twin Ninjas, the American Dragons, the Machines, and the impromptu team of Scud McKenzie and Kyle Backwood in a special Infinity Gauntlet match to gain control of an artifact that can give some measure of control over the time skips. Later, though, the intrepid sleuthing of Quinn Brown reveals that the Alliance are just pawns in the game of the Woman in Black, who is secretly Amy Marshall driven mad by an experimental new form of botox. In the end, even she is motivated by the desire to please her secret lover, Joe Owens. Joe's twin brother Moe has to make a heart-wrenching decision to sacrifice his own life to stop his by now insane brother's plot to remake the federation that scorned him 16 years ago in his own image.

Through the death of the Owens brothers, UWF continuity is rebooted. In the future, everything that happened in or before 2011 in the UWF is referred to as "Pre-Crisis UWF". No one is ever allowed to speak the name Owens again on pain of immediate expulsion from the promotion.

But that's just my theory, I could be wrong...

I don't even know how this thread continued past this post. John wins. End of thread.
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MBCKyle,Jan 23 2012
08:04 PM
* Serge Annis will finally met an opponent he's too terrified to face, Evil Incarnate itself. Turns out Evil Incarnate is a hot little number from Toledo named Irene. After a brief fight, they fall in love with one another and record an R&B album together with a cover of "Islands in the Stream."

* Nine months later Serge Jr. will be born.

Damnit Kyle, quit spoiling my stuff.
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Kickair,Jan 24 2012
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MBCKyle,Jan 23 2012
08:04 PM
* Serge Annis will finally met an opponent he's too terrified to face, Evil Incarnate itself. Turns out Evil Incarnate is a hot little number from Toledo named Irene. After a brief fight, they fall in love with one another and record an R&B album together with a cover of "Islands in the Stream."

* Nine months later Serge Jr. will be born.

Damnit Kyle, quit spoiling my stuff.

I only spoke what my vision of evil told me!

And evil has a nice ass!
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