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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,189 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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-Tumaffi owns fish? How has he resisted biting their heads off thus far?

-Does Scottie Saratoga get two paychecks for recapping Thursday Night Throwdown and being a wrestler or does she get it all in one lump sum?

-Why isn't Tommy Stephens the world champion and how can we rectify this?

-Vinnie Vasquez and Juan Vasquez have the same last name and are obviously related as a result. Why has no one pointed this out?

Mysterious...

:unsure:
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ratrangerm
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 1 2009
09:05 PM
-Tumaffi owns fish? How has he resisted biting their heads off thus far?

-Does Scottie Saratoga get two paychecks for recapping Thursday Night Throwdown and being a wrestler or does she get it all in one lump sum?

-Why isn't Tommy Stephens the world champion and how can we rectify this?

-Vinnie Vasquez and Juan Vasquez have the same last name and are obviously related as a result. Why has no one pointed this out?

Mysterious...

:unsure:

On the last one: Are they second cousins twice removed, or is Vinnie Juan's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?
"Just as I discovered the meaning of life, it changed." -- George Carlin
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Hopper
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which makes Juan absolutely nothing!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Hopper,Jul 1 2009
01:47 PM
which makes Juan absolutely nothing!

Word on the street is that Vinnie Vasquez is his niece.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 1 2009
05:54 PM
Hopper,Jul 1 2009
01:47 PM
which makes Juan absolutely nothing!

Word on the street is that Vinnie Vasquez is his niece.

Post-op or pre-op?
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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I'm not checking under the hood. That's more of a Kauffman sort of thing. :unsure:
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 1 2009
09:05 PM
-Tumaffi owns fish? How has he resisted biting their heads off thus far?


Tumaffi's on the new mercury-free diet [something about eating out with Jeremy Piven... or eating Jeremy Piven].

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-Does Scottie Saratoga get two paychecks for recapping Thursday Night Throwdown and being a wrestler or does she get it all in one lump sum?


I hear she makes a quarter for her recaps and a dime for her wrestling! :rofl2: [I, uh... don't know what that means].

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-Why isn't Tommy Stephens the world champion and how can we rectify this?


That's easy - Juan Vasquez is holding back Tommy Stephens. That bastard.

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-Vinnie Vasquez and Juan Vasquez have the same last name and are obviously related as a result. Why has no one pointed this out?

Mysterious...

:unsure:


Juan Vasquez, the bastard, doesn't want to reveal that Vinnie Vasquez is his bastard child, a true bastard of bastard-dom [he really should be in MBC].
If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 1 2009
04:05 PM
-Tumaffi owns fish? How has he resisted biting their heads off thus far?

TUMAFFI DOES NOT BITE THE HEADS OFF OF LIVE FISH! ONLY LIVE ANTELOPES! AND ONLY ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY DAZED WITH REVERSE CHOKESLAMS! THAT IS ALL!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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With the mid-years results having come out, has Juan Vasquez proven that punching out cancer victims is the fastest road towards super stardom?

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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 2 2009
01:35 AM
With the mid-years results having come out, has Juan Vasquez proven that punching out cancer victims is the fastest road towards super stardom?

Why not? It worked for Lee Majors.

What, too soon?

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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I'm sure your ticket was already reserved well before that post. :P
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Juan Vasquez uses an Ipod and Tommy Stephens uses a Zune. Can their friendship survive this??? :(

Well...I suppose the beating up on cancer patients and obsession with ending people's careers thing is kinda an obstacle too...
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 31 2009
07:07 PM
Juan Vasquez uses an Ipod and Tommy Stephens uses a Zune. Can their friendship survive this??? :(

Well...I suppose the beating up on cancer patients and obsession with ending people's careers thing is kinda an obstacle too...

Vasquez [=evil] and Stephens [=good]

Vasquez uses an iPod and Stephens uses a Zune

Thus, iPod=evil and Zune=good.
If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson
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blibblab,Aug 2 2009
02:55 PM

Vasquez [=evil] and Stephens [=good]

Aha! This is the secret to the Tommy Stephens style senton. Juan thinks happy thoughts while doing it!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Wow...symbolism in a rp. We're like at least on the same level as Twilight is in storytelling.
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