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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,200 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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-Nikki is like one of those chicks from late 1990s AOL WWF chatrooms marking out for how hot HBK was. I could imagine her AIM name is D3rEkjU4Ngrl432354 or something.
-She tells everyone to call her, but does anyone actually know her number?
-Juan offered to help the front office, but then went and paid off Gamma Ray? He's playing both sides! :o
-Is Orbit preparing to go rogue??? OH NOES!
-Johnny Axis took the OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!! and a Firebomb within seconds of each other. He should be legally dead.
-Alex Martinez and Serge Annis will both find it difficult to throw a good punch, while both of them are going nose-to-nose.
-Pablo O' Connor is a furry. I think this is an even bigger problem than a cheating addiction.
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Flouzemaker
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Fun thing is, 'Dro didn't even know what a furry is until I told him.

Nor did he know what pr0n is, or scatology and coprophilia, teratophilia, phalloorchoalgolagnia (Supreme Wright may develop this), emetophilia, knew not of either "Dirty Sanchez," "Cleveland Steamers" or "Alabama Hot Pockets"...

I'm beginning to think I'm slowly corrupting him...
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Flouzemaker,Apr 6 2010
08:18 PM
Fun thing is, 'Dro didn't even know what a furry is until I told him.

Nor did he know what pr0n is, or scatology and coprophilia, teratophilia, phalloorchoalgolagnia (Supreme Wright may develop this), emetophilia, knew not of either "Dirty Sanchez," "Cleveland Steamers" or "Alabama Hot Pockets"...

I'm beginning to think I'm slowly corrupting him...

Take out "beginning" and "slowly" and you're 100% correct.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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You know...I just realized that the Tommy Stephens-style senton won TWO matches on Throwdown.

The revolution is upon us...
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Flouzemaker
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KliqerT,Apr 6 2010
04:25 PM
Flouzemaker,Apr 6 2010
08:18 PM
Fun thing is, 'Dro didn't even know what a furry is until I told him.

Nor did he know what pr0n is, or scatology and coprophilia, teratophilia, phalloorchoalgolagnia (Supreme Wright may develop this), emetophilia, knew not of either "Dirty Sanchez," "Cleveland Steamers" or "Alabama Hot Pockets"...

I'm beginning to think I'm slowly corrupting him...

Take out "beginning" and "slowly" and you're 100% correct.

Aaawww! It's not like I forced him to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup or something!

I'm just giving him a few things he can use to weave better confessional stories!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 6 2010
03:33 PM
You know...I just realized that the Tommy Stephens-style senton won TWO matches on Throwdown.

The revolution is upon us...

The beckbreaker needs to get thrown in one of these matches.

REMEMBER VOTE IT MOVE OF THE YEAR #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I'll even take mid-years)

Maybe if the The Foundation for Honoring the Beckbreaker helped Mr. Vasquez with his growing UWF financial burden he could slip it in between a senton and right cross?
Parrots > owls
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Someone explain to me what the hell a beckbreaker is and I'll put it into consideration.

You would think if the move had a foundation in its honor, that one of the members would put it to good use.
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Flouze did you get the "AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE" . Sometimes I mess with Dro just to get that from him. Poor guy! :)
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Guest,Apr 6 2010
06:26 PM
Flouze did you get the "AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE" . Sometimes I mess with Dro just to get that from him. Poor guy! :)

Oops now I'm guilty of posting without being logged in.
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Ok, to clarify.. I didn't know what the scat thing was, furry or pron. Flouze did not mention or talk to me about any of those other things and no, I do not want to know what they are! But those with good memories will remember, Naoki Yoneyama in DCWL. He was the dude who liked sandwiches, Team Sammich, etc. Someone told me what a "creamed pie" was back then and it found it's way into Naoki's early promos (not like literally showing it, just in conversation). So BEWARE WHAT FLOUZE TEACHES ME! But no, in all seriousness I'm not going to run with this furry thing or pron or scatology etc.

I WILL, though, agree with Terry that Martinez & Annis being nose to nose and trying to punch each other from that position will be difficult.
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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So, basically, this is saying there isn't enough disgusting stuff in e-w? Well, my direction is clear.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Codered,Apr 6 2010
07:27 PM
Guest,Apr 6 2010
06:26 PM
Flouze did you get the "AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE" .  Sometimes I mess with Dro just to get that from him. Poor guy! :)

Oops now I'm guilty of posting without being logged in.

What? Where? I did not notice that...

It's getting silly how many Easter eggs we leave behind just for 'Dro...
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Picky,Apr 6 2010
07:17 PM
So, basically, this is saying there isn't enough disgusting stuff in e-w? Well, my direction is clear.

Paging Todd Johnstone!
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texanspaniard,Apr 6 2010
07:58 PM
Ok, to clarify.. I didn't know what the scat thing was, furry or pron. Flouze did not mention or talk to me about any of those other things and no, I do not want to know what they are! But those with good memories will remember, Naoki Yoneyama in DCWL. He was the dude who liked sandwiches, Team Sammich, etc. Someone told me what a "creamed pie" was back then and it found it's way into Naoki's early promos (not like literally showing it, just in conversation). So BEWARE WHAT FLOUZE TEACHES ME! But no, in all seriousness I'm not going to run with this furry thing or pron or scatology etc.

I WILL, though, agree with Terry that Martinez & Annis being nose to nose and trying to punch each other from that position will be difficult.

What??
But I included emetophilia especially for you, Dro!!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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texanspaniard,Apr 6 2010
04:58 PM
I WILL, though, agree with Terry that Martinez & Annis being nose to nose and trying to punch each other from that position will be difficult.

It would've been a perfect opportunity for either Edwin or Tumaffi to run in and double noggin knocker those two and then take the torch as best giant unstoppable monster amongst giant unstoppable monsters or something. :dontknow:

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