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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,198 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Not if the Michelle Bailey fandom has anything to say about it!
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Obviously (s)he had to Die For Their Ship.
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JeremyS,Apr 19 2010
07:54 PM
RedRajah,Apr 19 2010
05:06 PM

Rule 34, babydolls.  Right now, someone is shipping Juan Vasquez with Luke Kinsey

They're canon.

Aha, which in turn makes Tommy Stephens the Love Martyr! I think I finally have a handle on these Tropes.
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And the last message was me, by the way.
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-We have no ringbell! Will Juan Vasquez buy this fed a new ringbell out of the goodness of his heart? Heck, can we just get him to payoff RUTABEGA???
-Speaking of Vasquezes...Vinnie, you're out of the family! :angry:
-Who the heck would want to buy a book written by Trey DaMann? Surely everyone would want to hear the heartwarming tale of a man...who was handed everything to him in life and then faked cancer when his efforts to buy a world title failed. :wacko:
-Next time...Rick Marley vs Alex Martinez!
-Nikki obviously doesn't bring out the LES YAY in Allison Chambers like Miyuki does.
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Poor Marley...he forgot to pack his kryptonite when he came to UWF.

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orklad,Apr 27 2010
01:07 PM
Poor Marley...he forgot to pack his kryptonite when he came to UWF.

Marley totally should have went over with that RP, though. :laugh2:
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Marley is the UWF's version of Daniel Bryan. :wacko:

Maybe if he answers Nina Grimsson's challenge, he can finally win a match. :bye:

Oh yeah, forgot this thought...

-Are Scott Daniels and Trey DaMann gayer for each other than Serge Annis and Alex Martinez? :banana:
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I actually really liked that RP for him...Tumaffi's was sweet too though.

Can't really complain about a count out loss to Annis and a DQ loss to Tumaffi for him in back to back weeks.

Now the "taken out on a stretcher loss" to Martinez that's coming up...that'll be upsetting.

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orklad,Apr 28 2010
01:19 PM
I actually really liked that RP for him...Tumaffi's was sweet too though.

Can't really complain about a count out loss to Annis and a DQ loss to Tumaffi for him in back to back weeks.

Now the "taken out on a stretcher loss" to Martinez that's coming up...that'll be upsetting.

:B):

Shouldn't that be "losing via super wedgie" to Martinez? :D
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ratrangerm,Apr 28 2010
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orklad,Apr 28 2010
01:19 PM
I actually really liked that RP for him...Tumaffi's was sweet too though.

Can't really complain about a count out loss to Annis and a DQ loss to Tumaffi for him in back to back weeks.

Now the "taken out on a stretcher loss" to Martinez that's coming up...that'll be upsetting.

:B):

Shouldn't that be "losing via super wedgie" to Martinez? :D

So long as it isn't by roll-up. :D
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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-Not only is she the worst writer in the history of Throwdown, but Scottie Saratoga is the worst booker in wrestling too! You want to watch Kinsey and Vasquez wrestle, go buy that Best of RCW boxset dvd! We're bringing in COUSINS into this feud, lady! The Kinsey/Vasquez family reunion deathmatch will not be stopped!

-Serge Annis apparently did a panty raid on Tumaffi. AS EXPECTED.

-Anatoly "Ant" Malakhei...#1 contender to the AWA national title.

-Orin Leblanc sighting! He's alive! He's alive!

-Miyuki is banned from interacting with Allison Chambers, but she quickly picked it up with Tesla St James. This only leads me to conclude the UWF wasn't ready for an interracial pairing! Someone get the NAACP on this!
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Adding to this...

-Pablo O' Connor IS a furry. His wife is a secret one. :P
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Overly_Critical_Jue,May 19 2010
10:18 AM
worst writer in the history of Throwdown

I agree about Saratoga sucking. Scottie was too nice and could have been more critical about everything. I was appalled at even giving any sort of praise or thoughts that could be construed as positive.
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Positive thinking and helpful criticism has no place in this dojo!
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