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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,197 Views)
Picky
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Overly_Critical_Jue,May 19 2010
12:28 PM
Positive thinking and helpful criticism has no place in this dojo!

Cobra Kai up in hurr.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Picky,May 19 2010
05:53 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,May 19 2010
12:28 PM
Positive thinking and helpful criticism has no place in this dojo!

Cobra Kai up in hurr.

No mercy! Sweep the leg!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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All this furry talk I just realized something. In the WWA once Pablo dressed like a rabbit and Stephanie dressed like a bag of sugar. Cos Stephanie calls Pablo her "Honey Bunny" and Pablo calls her his "Sweet and Sugar"... That was like in 2000.. Woah.. Is he a furry? The Horrors!
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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At least Pablo now knows his secret sick fetish has a name. :rockon:
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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- Tumaffi CAMEBACK after that beating? What? Was the tazer set to "pleasant tingling sensation"?

- Trey DaMann was going to sign with PVW? He really wasn't kidding when he said we wouldn't see him wrestle until 2015, was he?

- Gamma Ray vs Gabriel Whitecross was the first time in history a 4 hour match went to a no-contest.

- An all women's edition of Throwdown? Are we actually going to get a recap or just a picture of Scottie Saratoga drooling with a lustful look in her eye?

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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 8 2010
01:34 PM
- Tumaffi CAMEBACK after that beating? What? Was the tazer set to "pleasant tingling sensation"?

- Trey DaMann was going to sign with PVW? He really wasn't kidding when he said we wouldn't see him wrestle until 2015, was he?

- Gamma Ray vs Gabriel Whitecross was the first time in history a 4 hour match went to a no-contest.

- An all women's edition of Throwdown? Are we actually going to get a recap or just a picture of Scottie Saratoga drooling with a lustful look in her eye?

The only reason Scottie would drool is if she actually gets to wrestle for a change. :wub: :chairbash:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Getting to roll around on the mat with a nubile, fit young lady. Of course she'd drool. :wub:
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 8 2010
12:34 PM
- Tumaffi CAMEBACK after that beating? What? Was the tazer set to "pleasant tingling sensation"?

It was that, or they put him in a box and he flies up through the jumbotron. Pick your poison.
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I think the thought of Tumaffi cutting a promo from inside a coffin as John Shock is put into a Tumaffi costume and floats away into the sky would be tremendous.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jun 8 2010
05:34 PM
- Tumaffi CAMEBACK after that beating? What? Was the tazer set to "pleasant tingling sensation"?

- Trey DaMann was going to sign with PVW? He really wasn't kidding when he said we wouldn't see him wrestle until 2015, was he?

- Gamma Ray vs Gabriel Whitecross was the first time in history a 4 hour match went to a no-contest.

- An all women's edition of Throwdown? Are we actually going to get a recap or just a picture of Scottie Saratoga drooling with a lustful look in her eye?

I'm not really sure there is a setting designed for Tumaffi's thick Samoan skin. It's like leather I tell ya.
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Some hour 1 thoughts...

-Trey to PVW. Nice to know he's got such a solid, dependable back-up plan. There's no way this can possibly blow up in his...HIATUS!?!?!?!

-Edwin Lopez reached Johnny Axis with his promo. This is mindblowing to me. This is like having John Cena reach a moral epiphany because of something Luke Gallows said.

-When did Liam Cassidy go from rough around the edges wrestler to hobo off the street?

-EPSTEIN! ...EPSTEIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH

-Slush wants the harem of hot Asian girls...you and everyone else, buddy.

-Whatever we're paying the ring crew, it needs to be doubled. They repaired the destroyed ring in like 5 minutes!

-Nikki??? Even I have a hard time believing that...and I take everything at face value!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 10 2010
12:07 PM
Some hour 1 thoughts...

-Trey to PVW. Nice to know he's got such a solid, dependable back-up plan. There's no way this can possibly blow up in his...HIATUS!?!?!?!



As I'm sure you know, Terry, there was much discussion about a Trey-to-AWA deal. ^_^

However, talks ended swiftly when it was suggested that he be repackaged as an homage to Tommy "Wildfire" Rich.
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I'll say it: I'm getting bored of the Guard. It's dragging out things far too much.
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Maybe they didn't make enough Brianna Landis box jokes. :facepalm:
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