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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,195 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Gamma Ray is fat.
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Flouzemaker
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Juan Vasquez has herpes.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Juan can punch that away whenever he wants.

But Gamma will still be fat.
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RedRajah
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If Edwin Lopez falls on Alex Martinez in the forest, will Tumaffi make a sound? :dontknow:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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He wouldn't sell it, that much I'm sure of.
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JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Nov 17 2010
04:52 PM
-Up next...Tumaffi and Serge Annis decapitate each other! First one to sell loses!

-Serge Annis...so out of shape, he can't even do a sit-up to reach his ankles. :banana:

We're saving that for the PPV.

And you can't do a situp to reach the knot when you're hung by one leg like that, unless you're gymnast-level flexible and balanced. It doesn't work. Add to this that you'd then have to hold that position while untying a knot which is being held taut by your body weight. I think not.
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JeremyS
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Flouzemaker,Nov 17 2010
04:58 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Nov 17 2010
04:52 PM
-Was that the first time Gamma's been pinned in the UWF?

First time it counts on the record, yes, but Tommy Stephens Elliot had done it at Scene of the Crime.

He was representing UWF at the CL Cup! :cowboy:
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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JeremyS,Nov 17 2010
04:29 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Nov 17 2010
04:52 PM
-Up next...Tumaffi and Serge Annis decapitate each other! First one to sell loses!

-Serge Annis...so out of shape, he can't even do a sit-up to reach his ankles. :banana:

We're saving that for the PPV.

And you can't do a situp to reach the knot when you're hung by one leg like that, unless you're gymnast-level flexible and balanced. It doesn't work. Add to this that you'd then have to hold that position while untying a knot which is being held taut by your body weight. I think not.

Serge Annis is fat.
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RedRajah
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Nov 17 2010
09:11 PM
JeremyS,Nov 17 2010
04:29 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Nov 17 2010
04:52 PM
-Up next...Tumaffi and Serge Annis decapitate each other! First one to sell loses!

-Serge Annis...so out of shape, he can't even do a sit-up to reach his ankles. :banana:

We're saving that for the PPV.

And you can't do a situp to reach the knot when you're hung by one leg like that, unless you're gymnast-level flexible and balanced. It doesn't work. Add to this that you'd then have to hold that position while untying a knot which is being held taut by your body weight. I think not.

Serge Annis is fat.

Serge Annis and Tumaffi should just kiss and get it over with. This will have the added advantage of having Nikki the Cat curl up in the fetal position, twitching in catatonic disgust so we don't have to listen to her for a while.
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Kickair
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RedRajah,Nov 18 2010
01:16 AM
Serge Annis and Tumaffi should just kiss and get it over with. This will have the added advantage of having Nikki the Cat curl up in the fetal position, twitching in catatonic disgust so we don't have to listen to her for a while.

Katie, I fear people would riot if they didn't hear from Nikki...
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RedRajah
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Kickair,Nov 18 2010
07:48 AM
RedRajah,Nov 18 2010
01:16 AM
Serge Annis and Tumaffi should just kiss and get it over with.  This will have the added advantage of having Nikki the Cat curl up in the fetal position, twitching in catatonic disgust so we don't have to listen to her for a while.

Katie, I fear people would riot if they didn't hear from Nikki...

This frightens me more than you know, Steve... :blink:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Nikki speaks the truth and is the voice of the people. When she says Brianna Landis probably should've got hit some more, that's what everyone else wants too!
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Therefore, Tumaffi and Annis will refrain from kissing, for Nikki's sake.

As an acceptable alternative, they will kiss Nikki instead.
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But will the newly Godzilla like auras that both Tumaffi and Serge have end up melting Nikki if they kissed her? What if they kissed her at the same time? The threat to our beloved Nikki is too great! Run from their kisses Nikki! RUN!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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It's okay, because Alex Martinez will step in to fight for Serge's love at the very last second. It's all been foreshadowed.
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