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| Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,195 Views) | |
| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 17 2010, 05:15 PM Post #211 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Gamma Ray is fat. |
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| Flouzemaker | Nov 17 2010, 05:15 PM Post #212 |
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The Luther Burger
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Juan Vasquez has herpes. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 17 2010, 05:18 PM Post #213 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Juan can punch that away whenever he wants. But Gamma will still be fat. |
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| RedRajah | Nov 17 2010, 05:21 PM Post #214 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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If Edwin Lopez falls on Alex Martinez in the forest, will Tumaffi make a sound?
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| And here's where I pretend to be a writer... | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 17 2010, 05:23 PM Post #215 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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He wouldn't sell it, that much I'm sure of. |
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| JeremyS | Nov 17 2010, 07:29 PM Post #216 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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We're saving that for the PPV. And you can't do a situp to reach the knot when you're hung by one leg like that, unless you're gymnast-level flexible and balanced. It doesn't work. Add to this that you'd then have to hold that position while untying a knot which is being held taut by your body weight. I think not. |
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| JeremyS | Nov 17 2010, 07:31 PM Post #217 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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He was representing UWF at the CL Cup!
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 17 2010, 08:11 PM Post #218 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Serge Annis is fat. |
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| RedRajah | Nov 17 2010, 08:16 PM Post #219 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Serge Annis and Tumaffi should just kiss and get it over with. This will have the added advantage of having Nikki the Cat curl up in the fetal position, twitching in catatonic disgust so we don't have to listen to her for a while. |
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| Kickair | Nov 18 2010, 06:48 AM Post #220 |
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Buttons aren't toys
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Katie, I fear people would riot if they didn't hear from Nikki... |
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| RedRajah | Nov 18 2010, 12:11 PM Post #221 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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This frightens me more than you know, Steve...
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 18 2010, 12:16 PM Post #222 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Nikki speaks the truth and is the voice of the people. When she says Brianna Landis probably should've got hit some more, that's what everyone else wants too! |
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| JeremySAtWork | Nov 18 2010, 12:41 PM Post #223 |
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Therefore, Tumaffi and Annis will refrain from kissing, for Nikki's sake. As an acceptable alternative, they will kiss Nikki instead. |
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| texanspaniard | Nov 18 2010, 12:59 PM Post #224 |
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The Luther Burger
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But will the newly Godzilla like auras that both Tumaffi and Serge have end up melting Nikki if they kissed her? What if they kissed her at the same time? The threat to our beloved Nikki is too great! Run from their kisses Nikki! RUN! |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 18 2010, 01:52 PM Post #225 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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It's okay, because Alex Martinez will step in to fight for Serge's love at the very last second. It's all been foreshadowed. |
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