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| Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jun 28 2011, 11:51 AM Post #256 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Heaven and Hell edition! -Scottie Saratoga choked? Has Sonby's greatest nightmare come true? Is his character...LEBRON JAMES??? -Somehow, they managed to sneak in the opening to the latest Annis/Martinez slash fic. -Nikki won? NIKKI WON! ![]() -Landis won? Landis...won. ![]() -Gamma Ray unmasked to reveal...some random white guy! -Jessica Marshall needs to get punched in the boob. -Erik Grimsson needs to get punched in the boob. -Now that Juan has 2/3rds of the e-w triple crown...*Booker T voice* Gibson Hayes, we comin' fo' you n...nah, Murphy would get mad. -Attendance jumped from 80,000 on Night 1 to 100,000 in Night 2. Once again proving...Luke Kinsey isn't a draw.
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| Codered | Jun 28 2011, 11:56 AM Post #257 |
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The Luther Burger
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Okay all were good comments .. except -Erik Grimsson needs to get punched in the boob. made me laugh like a child! Sorry D. |
| PVW Website: www.pvwrestling.net | |
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| crimsonjoe | Jun 28 2011, 09:55 PM Post #258 |
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The Luther Burger
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And thus the second worst-kept secret in e-wrestling died... |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jun 28 2011, 10:02 PM Post #259 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I don't like the fact this implies Miyuki is Mo Williams. |
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| RedRajah | Jun 28 2011, 10:04 PM Post #260 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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You rather she was Delonte West? |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jun 28 2011, 10:12 PM Post #261 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Well, if we're trying to stay in-character...
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| The DeWolfe Pack | Jun 28 2011, 10:13 PM Post #262 |
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The Luther Burger
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Changing gears slightly... Why do I get the feeling that what the New Alliance really needs is a manager with a ponytail and a giant early 90's cellphone? |
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| Kickair | Jun 28 2011, 11:44 PM Post #263 |
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Buttons aren't toys
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Well, what is Randolph Chalmers IIIrd up to these days? |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jun 29 2011, 11:34 AM Post #264 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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If this is implying Alex Martinez will be Rick Rude, I'm all for the return of "Hot Stuff" Alex Martinez.
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| Codered | Jun 29 2011, 11:36 AM Post #265 |
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The Luther Burger
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Jessica Marshall drawn up on his tights! |
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| KliqerT | Jun 29 2011, 12:06 PM Post #266 |
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Doughy
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Hey, you want a Rick Rude clone, you look to Rex Summers dammit. |
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| The DeWolfe Pack | Jun 30 2011, 11:49 AM Post #267 |
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The Luther Burger
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Hot off the rumour desk: -Apparently, last year's mini-angle featuring UWF veterans Dan Kidd and Brett Greene was intended to help introduce Brett's daughter, Susan, to the company as a competitor in the women's division. However, UWF officials felt she was too green and wanted her to train full time in San Antonio. Greene decided instead to continue training part-time with Kidd at his school in Florida, work some smaller Southeastern independents, and finish her course of studies at the University of South Florida. UWF officials were said to see potential in her, and the door has been left open on both sides after she finishes college for another tryout. -In other roster news, forget about raiding the indies - the UWF is reportedly raiding India! Apparently the Place to Be is in contract talks with Ravi Kapoor, formerly seen Stateside in KEW a few years back. No word yet on what plans are for him or, indeed, if he has even signed, though it is known that a handful of former KEW wrestlers on both the UWF and MBC rosters have lobbied for signing Kapoor in the previous months, while some in the office have concerns that he may be undersized. |
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| RedRajah | Jun 30 2011, 11:52 AM Post #268 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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RAVI! Ravi Kapoor/Tommy Stephens could be MONEY, I'm just saying... |
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| Picky | Jun 30 2011, 09:37 PM Post #269 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Obviously UWF would be better if the Runt could be bothered to get off the barstool long enough to go back to wresslin' septics. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Sep 21 2011, 10:23 PM Post #270 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I feel ashamed and embarrassed that it took this long to notice this awesome wordplay. |
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