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| Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,208 Views) | |
| RedRajah | Aug 3 2009, 12:00 PM Post #16 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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But which one creepily watches the other while he sleeps and claims it's "love"?
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| And here's where I pretend to be a writer... | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Aug 3 2009, 12:14 PM Post #17 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Dan Kauffman.
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| Guest | Aug 25 2009, 05:01 PM Post #18 |
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Dan Kauffman's only 42? They make it sound like he's a 60 year old man on his last legs. Did he hop into a time machine 20 years into the past and replace himself with his younger self from that era or something?
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| Flouzemaker | Aug 25 2009, 05:07 PM Post #19 |
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The Luther Burger
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Don't let all of the Viagra bottles fool you, he is indeed only 42 years young. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Aug 25 2009, 05:23 PM Post #20 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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^^^ That was me. While we're at it...Corvette is fast, but I'm sure Tumaffi would beat her in a foot race. |
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| Flouzemaker | Aug 25 2009, 05:32 PM Post #21 |
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The Luther Burger
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That's impossible to know. I'm fairly confident Tumaffi would eat her before the race could start. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Aug 25 2009, 05:36 PM Post #22 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Hey hey! Lets keep this stuff pg! Tumaffi may be a Samoan savage, but he's still got enough manners to finish the race before placing Corvette into his harem! |
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| JeremyS | Aug 25 2009, 07:40 PM Post #23 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Tumaffi is uninterested in women that break easily. |
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| blibblab | Aug 25 2009, 08:56 PM Post #24 |
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Yeah, Tumaffi's strictly a one-woman gal - Michelle Bailey (he stole her from Juan Vasquez) |
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| Jon A | Aug 25 2009, 11:40 PM Post #25 |
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MORE LIGHT
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Tumaffi would be picketed by the Annoyed Samoans if he tried to eat Corvette. Mostly because they think he'd take no care in preparing her. Really, would you let the fry cook from Arby's at your imported lobster? Oh, and re: Mitchell. "Our hero, ladies and gentlemen; right there." |
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You are not your clever names for your moveset. You are not the dozen belts you won in the WWXCZA. You are not your entrance music. You are not your insanely detailed ring attire. You are not your fucking win/loss record. | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Aug 27 2009, 02:43 PM Post #26 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Lobster? Corvette is more like a shrimp cocktail. |
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| JeremyS | Aug 27 2009, 04:32 PM Post #27 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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They are probably Tumaffi's cousins.
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| blibblab | Aug 27 2009, 07:39 PM Post #28 |
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Is UWF Juan Vasquez the twin evil brother of AWA Juan Vasquez?
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| Picky | Aug 27 2009, 07:55 PM Post #29 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Cojoined. One gets to use the body in each fed. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Aug 28 2009, 02:14 AM Post #30 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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AWA has a wellness program. UWF does not. You do the math.
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