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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,208 Views)
RedRajah
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 3 2009
12:53 PM
Wow...symbolism in a rp. We're like at least on the same level as Twilight is in storytelling.

But which one creepily watches the other while he sleeps and claims it's "love"? :bonk: :yuk:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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RedRajah,Aug 3 2009
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 3 2009
12:53 PM
Wow...symbolism in a rp. We're like at least on the same level as Twilight is in storytelling.

But which one creepily watches the other while he sleeps and claims it's "love"? :bonk: :yuk:

Dan Kauffman. :unsure:
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Dan Kauffman's only 42? They make it sound like he's a 60 year old man on his last legs. Did he hop into a time machine 20 years into the past and replace himself with his younger self from that era or something? :huh:
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Don't let all of the Viagra bottles fool you, he is indeed only 42 years young.
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^^^ That was me.

While we're at it...Corvette is fast, but I'm sure Tumaffi would beat her in a foot race.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 25 2009
05:23 PM
While we're at it...Corvette is fast, but I'm sure Tumaffi would beat her in a foot race.

That's impossible to know.

I'm fairly confident Tumaffi would eat her before the race could start.
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Hey hey! Lets keep this stuff pg! Tumaffi may be a Samoan savage, but he's still got enough manners to finish the race before placing Corvette into his harem!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 25 2009
05:36 PM
Hey hey! Lets keep this stuff pg! Tumaffi may be a Samoan savage, but he's still got enough manners to finish the race before placing Corvette into his harem!

Tumaffi is uninterested in women that break easily.
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JeremyS,Aug 25 2009
08:40 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 25 2009
05:36 PM
Hey hey! Lets keep this stuff pg! Tumaffi may be a Samoan savage, but he's still got enough manners to finish the race before placing Corvette into his harem!

Tumaffi is uninterested in women that break easily.

Yeah, Tumaffi's strictly a one-woman gal - Michelle Bailey (he stole her from Juan Vasquez)
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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

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Tumaffi would be picketed by the Annoyed Samoans if he tried to eat Corvette. Mostly because they think he'd take no care in preparing her. Really, would you let the fry cook from Arby's at your imported lobster?

Oh, and re: Mitchell. "Our hero, ladies and gentlemen; right there."
You are not your clever names for your moveset.
You are not the dozen belts you won in the WWXCZA.
You are not your entrance music.
You are not your insanely detailed ring attire.
You are not your fucking win/loss record.
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Lobster? Corvette is more like a shrimp cocktail.
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Jon A,Aug 25 2009
11:40 PM
Tumaffi would be picketed by the Annoyed Samoans if he tried to eat Corvette. Mostly because they think he'd take no care in preparing her. Really, would you let the fry cook from Arby's at your imported lobster?

Oh, and re: Mitchell. "Our hero, ladies and gentlemen; right there."

They are probably Tumaffi's cousins. :D
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Is UWF Juan Vasquez the twin evil brother of AWA Juan Vasquez? :blink:
If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson
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blibblab,Aug 27 2009
07:39 PM
Is UWF Juan Vasquez the twin evil brother of AWA Juan Vasquez? :blink:

Cojoined. One gets to use the body in each fed.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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AWA has a wellness program. UWF does not.

You do the math. :wacko:
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