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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,203 Views)
ProfessorDoran
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Also, just like the Yankees, Trey DaMann employs a blue lipped alien who gets his drugs from his cousin in Cuba. Add in the not so veiled homosexuality and... I can see some definite parallels.

T. Rod?
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Jay Steele Was Declared DeadNOT
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Richer than he knows what to do with. Sleeps with his pick of Hollywood starlets. Annoyed that an over-the-hill, defensively below-average, glorified singles hitter was named captain.

Yeah, it fits!
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ProfessorDoran,Feb 12 2010
07:06 PM
Also, just like the Yankees, Trey DaMann employs a blue lipped alien who gets his drugs from his cousin in Cuba. Add in the not so veiled homosexuality and... I can see some definite parallels.

T. Rod?

Cousin in the DR man.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Jay Steele Was Declared DeadNOT,Feb 13 2010
04:34 AM
Richer than he knows what to do with. Sleeps with his pick of Hollywood starlets. Annoyed that an over-the-hill, defensively below-average, glorified singles hitter was named captain.

Yeah, it fits!

I'd like to think Trey is more like Jason Giambi. Has a weird unexplained illness for a season...hugely disappointing overall.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Those rumors about Tom Landis are never going to be killed!
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Jay Steele Was Declared DeadNOT,Feb 12 2010
09:28 PM
Trey inherited his money....he's comparable to Paris Hilton.

He used his money to bribe someone on the UWF medical staff.

And just like the Yankees, he smartly put his resources into the right places and enjoyed the rewards of doing so. Many teams choose not to spend money or do so in a foolish manner, and they deserve to lose.


Once again, the cubs fans in e-w thank you for reminding us of our futility over the last 100+ years. :censored: :crying:

Back to lurking I go... :banana:
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-Miyuki is even taller than Scottie Saratoga. How does Scottie not notice this?
-It looks like Eveline didn't get that "prevent kidnapping" clause put into her contract like Miyuki did. How about that? William Houlder is a worse negotiator than Miyuki.
-Scottie is tsundere for Nikki the Cat as well.
-Pablo O' Connor should take his wife to nicer places...like Sizzler or Chuck E. Cheese.
-If Tumaffi and the Styx fried cheese had a showdown...would the fried cheese cower in terror or merely become subservient to its new Samoan overlord?
-So many reunions of old factions. What next? We see the return of The Bod Squad?
-Gamma Ray is tsundere for Orbit.
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RedRajah
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"Scud: Can we rely on the UWF website for this? I hear they can't even get
Tom Landis rumors posted."

-->At this stage, I think Beeby should update every rumour BUT the Landis one. :D
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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The Landis rumor is updated now!

The Cupid's revenge news however...is not.

The webmasters are just screwing with us now!
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ratrangerm
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I thought Tumaffi was on a strict diet... meat only. Meaning he'd never eat cheese... mainly because he'd eat the cows that would produce milk that is used to produce cheese.
"Just as I discovered the meaning of life, it changed." -- George Carlin
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-Scottie is tsundere for Nikki the Cat as well.


Nikki: [confused] Huh?

*looks up "tsundere"*
*gets sucked into TV Tropes*

FIVE WEEKS LATER

Nikki: [disgusted] EEEEEEEWWWWWW~!!!
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Nikki is yandere for Donna.
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RedRajah,Mar 2 2010
05:16 PM
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-Scottie is tsundere for Nikki the Cat as well.


Nikki: [confused] Huh?

*looks up "tsundere"*
*gets sucked into TV Tropes*

FIVE WEEKS LATER

Nikki: [disgusted] EEEEEEEWWWWWW~!!!

Only five weeks? That's gotta be a record.

That damn site eats your life, hour by hour. :computerpunch: :computerpunch:
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Hopefully, the term didn't catch on.


Oh, and you can't underestimate the lengths SWEDEN will go to catch their prey. No flimsy "no kidnappings" contract clause would protect those wanted for crimes against Sweden!
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Flouzemaker,Mar 2 2010
09:20 PM
Hopefully, the term didn't catch on.


Oh, and you can't underestimate the lengths SWEDEN will go to catch their prey. No flimsy "no kidnappings" contract clause would protect those wanted for crimes against Sweden!

The next level of escalation, of course, would have been to call in the Chef.

Bork bork bork!
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