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Random Thoughts about the UWF; Because these things pop into my head
Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 04:05 PM (7,202 Views)
Flouzemaker
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JeremyS,Mar 2 2010
09:34 PM
Flouzemaker,Mar 2 2010
09:20 PM
Hopefully, the term didn't catch on.


Oh, and you can't underestimate the lengths SWEDEN will go to catch their prey.  No flimsy "no kidnappings" contract clause would protect those wanted for crimes against Sweden!

The next level of escalation, of course, would have been to call in the Chef.

Bork bork bork!

That inhuman torture is reserved only for the guilty that deserve worse than death.







Oh, and of course Gamma Ray is somewhat fond of Orbit. The guy doesn't talk! He's the perfect sidekick!

Nobody wants a sidekick in short shorts that exclaims "Holy Random Object, [insert name of superhero]!"
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 2 2010
02:22 PM
-Pablo O' Connor should take his wife to nicer places...like Sizzler or Chuck E. Cheese.

The Irradiated One highly recommends Chuck E. Cheese as it has a kick ass buffet, and you can eat tons while you wait 'til Orbit gets bored of the playroom.
(I never saw a Chuck E. Cheese, but that's how I imagine it)


The shows were a bit Pablo heavy, though I suppose it had to be in order to lighten the RP overload on RBR (which will happen anyways... it has to be expected when you merge two feds). The date, among some others, seemed long, but I admit I was entertained regardless as I'm a sucker for:
1) Styx and it's inhabitants/carnies
2) Cheese
3) Innocent bystanders in intolerable pain
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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$10 says Orbit gets into a fight with a kid in the ballpit.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 2 2010
09:51 PM
$10 says Orbit gets into a fight with a kid in the ballpit.

$25 says the other kid both started it and had it coming.
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Flouzemaker,Mar 2 2010
06:53 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 2 2010
09:51 PM
$10 says Orbit gets into a fight with a kid in the ballpit.

$25 says the other kid both started it and had it coming.

This is what happens when a grown man in a mask and spandex jumps into an enclosed setting filled with children. :boxing:
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JeremyS,Mar 2 2010
09:25 PM
RedRajah,Mar 2 2010
05:16 PM
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-Scottie is tsundere for Nikki the Cat as well.


Nikki: [confused] Huh?

*looks up "tsundere"*
*gets sucked into TV Tropes*

FIVE WEEKS LATER

Nikki: [disgusted] EEEEEEEWWWWWW~!!!

Only five weeks? That's gotta be a record.

That damn site eats your life, hour by hour. :computerpunch: :computerpunch:

To be fair, Nikki only has 3 active brain cells at any given time and had to catch the finale of this year's "Bachelor". Plus, all those Japanese terms like "nakama", "otaku", "moe" & "idiot from Osaka" tend to go way over her tiny little mind. :facepalm:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Nikki should befriend Miyuki and have whacky adventures that'll infuriate Scottie.

[Nikki stands in front of a vending machine and buys a milk-tea]

Nikki: *looking into the vending machine, which pours the tea with no cup*
Oh, no! The cup! My-my milk tea! Milk tea! I believed in yoooouuuu!!!

*seconds later*

Miyuki: *holding a cup of milk-tea* What the... two cups...?

[Nikki looks on in shock, then bawls and runs around in circles...before slapping the cup out of Miyuki's hands.]

Nikki: If I can't have milk-tea, no one will!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 2 2010
11:06 PM
Nikki should befriend Miyuki and have whacky adventures that'll infuriate Scottie.

[Nikki stands in front of a vending machine and buys a milk-tea]

Nikki: *looking into the vending machine, which pours the tea with no cup*
Oh, no! The cup! My-my milk tea! Milk tea! I believed in yoooouuuu!!!

*seconds later*

Miyuki: *holding a cup of milk-tea* What the... two cups...?

[Nikki looks on in shock, then bawls and runs around in circles...before slapping the cup out of Miyuki's hands.]

Nikki: If I can't have milk-tea, no one will!

There is a two girls one cup joke in there somewhere...
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Sadly, Terry's post only serves to remind me that the nearest Asian markets to me only sell powdered milk tea (which is fine for winter, don't get me wrong) and not my beloved bottled Kirin. :(
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Just in time for the summer...

Nikki v. Miyuki in a pocari sweat on a pole death match!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 3 2010
01:24 PM
Just in time for the summer...

Nikki v. Miyuki in a pocari sweat on a pole death match!

Nikki: Sweat? EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW~!!!

Just don't tell her about calpis. :P
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Those two are going to get along just fine, I think.
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-I blame Allison Chambers' security contract oversight completely on the distractions caused by Miyuki's contract negotiations.
-Speaking of Miyuki's contract negotiations...I wonder who re-kidnapped Sylhouette from France.
-Fines levied against Juan Vasquez!? A lone man who has to fight against impossible odds set up directly against him!? This calls for...A BOUNTY~!
-Juan apparently broke the Gamma mobile by leaning on it. Man, that right hand really does have super powers.
-Serge Annis carries a wallet? He always seemed like the type to wear a fanny pack and zubaz, imo.
-Between Trey's pharmaceutical company and Gamma Ray's security team, what next? Vinnie Vasquez opens a chain of steakhouses?
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 8 2010
05:42 PM
-I blame Allison Chambers' security contract oversight completely on the distractions caused by Miyuki's contract negotiations.
-Speaking of Miyuki's contract negotiations...I wonder who re-kidnapped Sylhouette from France.
-Fines levied against Juan Vasquez!? A lone man who has to fight against impossible odds set up directly against him!? This calls for...A BOUNTY~!
-Juan apparently broke the Gamma mobile by leaning on it. Man, that right hand really does have super powers.
-Serge Annis carries a wallet? He always seemed like the type to wear a fanny pack and zubaz, imo.
-Between Trey's pharmaceutical company and Gamma Ray's security team, what next? Vinnie Vasquez opens a chain of steakhouses?

I have it on good word that John Vengeance sells blueblockers while not on camera...
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Is Vengeance the dude that does the Blueblockers rap in the informercial? Cause that dude is awesome. :banana:

Also notice how Kyle Lee "could" do a lot of things to fix the UWF/MBC by stripping titles and suspending people, but instead chooses to make Juan Vasquez pay for everything and ignores his own front office's incompetence.

If you'd just befriend Juan(Just ask Tommy Stephens how!), you'd have a guy that'd break Gamma Ray's leg for you, punch out Jessica Marshall, put a bounty on Trey DaMann and use his connections in Dallas to get MBC back their home.

To top it off, Cupid's Revenge is a relationship building exercise, but Juan, the UWF roster member that probably needs it most was excluded.

No wonder he hates everyone. :headbang:
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