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PVW - Uncle Frank meets Lineage; Lost Heatwave Backstage skit
Topic Started: Feb 3 2012, 01:46 PM (212 Views)
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[Cut to a locker room and cut to "Royal" Randall Vermeer. He is wearing his ring attire consisting of golden spandex leggings with black trims on the sides, black, knee-high wrestling boots with golden kickpads and black, capital “V“s superimposed on them and a black tank top with a golden bar down his chest and back. The gaudy robe is draped over a nearby chair.

Randall is gesticulating wildly at his tag team partner Alexander Kruger, who calmly tapes up his wrists.]

RV: This is IT, Kruger! Christopher Michaelson has seen the freaking LIGHT, and it shines down golden on Edmonton. My third match and the talent, the skills, the presence I have pushed Lineage straight into the stratosphere.

A tag-team title shot, Kruger! Already, we are about to break through to the other side. Once we have liberated the title belts from Mubarak and Weinrib we will lead this generation into a new era of hero worship, mainstream celebritism and ...

UF: A Bright Future and a Better Tomorrow.

[Standing in the doorway is Frank Knight. Uncle Frank. As usual with that nasty smile on his face and the PPV TV title in its protective case cradled carefully in his arms.]

UF: Hello.

[Kruger drops his tape and tenses up but Randall has a huge grin on his face as he raises his hand for a high-five.]

RV: Frank-o! Franki! Frankonini!

[Randall looks up at the hand, then stares at Uncle Frank and wiggles his eyebrows. Frank too looks at the hand as if not quite comprehending Randall’s intentions. Then his gaze goes from the hand to the wrist... The elbow... And the smile is gone, replaced by a look of hungry anticipation.]

RV: You did really good work assisting us in taking out those two pests who were always on my ... hey, why you looking at me like that? Chillax, dude.

[Uncle Frank's eyes have narrowed and his hands are clenched into fists. Randall lowers his hand slowly and it approaches Frank's shoulder, almost in slow motion.

Suddenly, Kruger moves to stand between Frank and Vermeer, his voice sounding unusually jovial and enthusiastic.]

AK: Randall, do you realize who you are talking to? This is "Fantastic" Frank Knight. The man who invented the "Fantastic Pain". The man who fought epic fights with Ben Tuckwell, Werewolf Gregorson and Johnny Alpha ... and won them all. The defender of a Bright Future and Better Tomorrow.

It is an honor, Uncle Frank.

[One more moment of tension ... then Uncle Frank smiles that unsettling smile of his.]

UF: You... You know of Uncle Frank’s past work?

[The smile grows wider. It even looks genuinely friendly for once. Frank reaches out and actually shakes Kruger’s hand. Quite enthusiastically, in fact.]

UF: Uncle Frank is ever so pleased to meet a colleague with true appreciation for the sport... No... For the ART of wrestling. It makes Uncle Frank think a Bright Future and a Better Tomorrow is just around the corner. You, Mr. Kruger, have just made Uncle Frank’s day. Of course, Uncle Frank should not be surprised a man of your background knows the history of the sport.

[He pauses, then nods to himself with a determined look on his face.]

UF: Uncle Frank owes you an apology, Mr. Kruger, for being suspicious about you and your friend’s motives for joining in on the fun with Marcus’ unwitting minions. Uncle Frank apologizes.

[Randall has stepped away, confused by Kruger's change of demeanor and the topic they are discussing.]

AK: Really, how could we pass up the opportunity you presented to us? Fighting side-by-side with a legend? Your name means a lot in Europe.

UF: Uncle Frank is happy to hear that. For some reason...

[And his voice drops to a whisper as if not wanting anyone other than Kruger to hear.]

UF: ...many people here in America don’t quite understand Uncle Frank. Even when Uncle Frank is just trying to show them the right way. Like Marcus’ brother-in-law, Jonathan. Uncle Frank tried to show him the truth! Tried to show him the Bright Future and the Better Tomorrow, but he and his strange friend just got Uncle Frank so... annoyed.

[He grins again, and this time there’s nothing friendly about it.]

UF: So very, very annoyed. It’s not nice to get Uncle Frank annoyed, you know. It’s rude. Rude people must learn. Rude people must be punished. Uncle Frank knows you understand, Mr. Kruger! Uncle Frank knows you agree. Gold Rush were rude AND they are in league with evil, evil, malicious Marcus, and that is just unacceptable.

[Randall is running his head over his robe.]

RV: So what? Gold Rush is done after Shockwave.
[Frank finally turns his attention to Vermeer as if just remembering he’s still in the room as well, and not just Kruger. A nasty chuckle escapes Uncle Frank’s throat.]

UF: Well, Uncle Frank is ever so pleased to hear that. He imagines... No. He _expects_ you shall teach Marcus’ minions about proper manners in a most... memorable fashion. And after that you will come visit Uncle Frank and he will tell you what else needs to be done tonight. Oh yes... There is more work to be done. Important work. Vital work for the HOPE of a Bright Future and a Better Tomorrow.

RV: Seriously? We are about to win the Tag Team titles in a few minutes. I have rented the VIP area of a nightclub to celebrate my ascension and ...

[He locks eyes with Uncle Frank for a few seconds. Kruger shakes his head, his lips forming an unspoken warning and only now Vermeer seems to notice how close to an edge he stands. Randall then lowers his eyes and his voice becomes a stammer.]

RV: ... uh ... I ... uh ... of course you can count on us. I mean, uh ... it would be ... uh ... we shouldn't deprive the fans of one more look at their role model, right? They have paid to see me, after all.

[Kruger just nods, back to his terse self as the camera zooms in on Frank's unnerving visage before we cut back to ringside.]
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Codered
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This is strange i had never seen this piece before!
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It's nice seeing Kruger getting one over on Vermeer in this.
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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