[bannedsycho] a Call 2 armz!!

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[bannedsycho] a Call 2 armz!!
Tweet Topic Started: Feb 25 2012, 08:06 AM (81 Views)
sychosys	Feb 25 2012, 08:06 AM Post #1
This Space For Rent Posts: 4,192 Group: Super Members Member #300 Joined: March 18, 2008	"Beat me, hate me You can never break me Will me, thrill me You can never kill me Jzzz me, sue me Everybody do me Kick me, kzzz me Don't you black or white me All I wanna say is that They don't really care about us All I wanna say is that They don't really care about us" [A portion of "They Don't Care About Us" by Michael Jackson, the theme song of the "Cup of Joe" vodcast, plays over the logo for around 15 seconds, before fading in on a smirking Joe Petrow, who is getting back to his normal weight a month after recuperating from his broken jaw.] JP: What's up, my 'Paths? I assume you all saw what went down before the last show, which you'd have only seen or heard of from your bi-weekly cup of Joe. I'm not surprised that I got screwed out of my title shot, because I knew from the start that the only question about that whole manipulated crock was which Lynch they were going to pick. But I am a little surprised at how that little Iranian cowered away from me when I disrespected him and his country. I expected him to come at me...I was even gonna let him have the first punch, to prove that his last sucker shot was a fluke. But you saw what happened...nothing! Soiled his clothes...soiled his flag. Absolutely no response. He just got himself some new clothes, and a new flag...okay, I'll admit that I am impressed that you could find another Iranian flag in Dallas on such short notice, and tried to pretend that the whole thing never happened. Well, that Syrian WANA-be made it all too clear. He wants nothing to do with the Hall of Famer Mark Langseth, and he certainly wants nothing more to do with me. And I'm gonna oblige, because that's TWO times now that he's taken me off message, and it's time to get back on track! The AWA National Title chase is a whole lot like this years Republican Presidential Campaign. You've got a whole lot of unsatisfying choices of different flavors of dweeb, and absolutely none of them have any chance in hell of dethrowning our unpopular president. Your only hope is that those dweebs are so ineffective that none of them can win, so that you get to a brokered convention, and the Powers That Be can bring in the savior waiting in the wings, the one person with the guts, the talent, and the ability, to win our country back. Sarah Palin! And just like Governor Palin, you AWA fans a savior that you can call on. A savior who's been working hard for months, waiting for his chance to take professional wrestling and make it GOOD and RIGHT once more! Your savior, your KING...Mark Langseth! Now this is the part where you people actually do something. Get on your social media tools, and start the revolution! Like the Let Mark Langseth Fight For The AWA National Championship fan page on Facebook! Make hashtag LangsethDufresne trend on Twitter! Send your demands to chunkyjimwatkins@awawrestling.com! And forward this YouTube video to all of your friends and family. And your enemies while you're at it! And most of all...bring your signs to AWA All Star Showdown. They can't edit out an entire crowd of people! Make your voices heard, and give the undefeated Mark Langseth the title opportunity that he's waited FOUR YEARS for! That's all for tonight. Next time, I expect to be congratulating you all on your successful media campaign. Make it happen, Paths! [The video abruptly ends.]


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