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| [bannedsycho] Cup of Joe | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 4 2012, 12:22 AM (157 Views) | |
| sychosys | Feb 4 2012, 12:22 AM Post #1 |
This Space For Rent
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 "Beat me, hate me You can never break me Will me, thrill me You can never kill me Jzzz me, sue me Everybody do me Kick me, kzzz me Don't you black or white me All I wanna say is that They don't really care about us All I wanna say is that They don't really care about us" [A portion of "They Don't Care About Us" by Michael Jackson, the theme song of the "Cup of Joe" vodcast, plays over the logo for around 15 seconds, before fading in on a scowling, mangy looking Joe Petrow, sitting at his computer looking much thinner than when we last saw him at the New Year's Eve protest.] JP: What's up, my 'Paths? Right off the bat, I want to say thanks to my man, Maurice McArthur, for reminding me just why I've never let him talk for me before. My doctors said I risked permanent TMJ getting my jaws unwired two weeks early, but my 4,997 followers risk permanent TLI if I don't get back to talking. And what the hell is that? Get off your lazy asses and get me over 5,000 already! So I guess I gotta get this outta the way. Sharif, hell of a shot there. You proved without a shadow of a doubt that an Iranian's head is the most dense object in the universe. I heard you got a stiff fine for that, but you probably made that money back robbing a Kwik-E-Mart on the way home. Bottom line is this: you've won for now. I'm not going to go back and protest at AWA events any more, because I don't want to incite violence and worry about hurting innocent people when I'm clearly in the right. But if I ever get you alone in a dark alley, an open field, or, your favorite, a party store parking lot, then we're gonna finish this thing that you started. But unlike me, you won't be drinking soup out of a straw, because they're not going to be able to pull your head out of your ass. Now, I hope you're all looking forward to the annual AWA Awards show. Oh, that's right...there *is* no awards show this year! They forgot to mention that to you...must have been an oversight, because I don't think their brass would actually forget that they didn't *win* any awards this year. Not even I can deny that the AWA has the *talent* to win some awards, or even sweep them all. Of course, the AWA shouldn't be able to deny that their ass-backwards worship of a bygone era has worn out its welcome, and is the reason that people have deserted them for the PVW, but they do so anyway. As well as drive away the people that can give them the ratings that they so desperately crave. What I don't understand is, if the AWA is so desperate to live in the past, why not use a man who is the past, present, AND future of wrestling!? Why is Mr. Mark Langseth sitting on the sidelines indefinitely, and not leading a new golden age in wrestling, as he's done so successfully before for some of the very same people now in control of the AWA? People have asked me why Mr. Langseth doesn't come on this show to speak out. Here, I'm preaching to the choir, the converted, the people who are already as tired of this shit as I am. But Mr. Langseth's words are so important, that he needs to speak to the masses. He needs to be on AWA televsion, on a live broadcast, with a live microphone, and speak to the millions directly, before they dwindle to the thousands. This must be done by the AWA. The AWA must want to do this. The AWA *can* be made to want to do this. Your voices *can* penetrate the thick fog of incompetence and nepotism, force them to swallow their foolish pride, apologize to the greatest wrestler to ever live, and bring the AWA back to life. And by then, they'll probably be ready to apologize to me as well. As for Mr. Langseth, as the ultimate professional, he is still training every single day. He trains so hard that Aleksandr Karelin asks "How the *hell* does he do that!?" When the AWA is ready to have him back, he will be ready from day one. All he's waiting for is for my 4,997 and counting lazy 'Paths to get out there and make it happen. That's all for now. I'm gonna go ice my jaw and stick needles into the eyes of my Azam Sharif voodoo doll. Watkins...Taylor...you know who...I *will* be back! [Abrupt end of video] |
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| sychosys | Apr 9 2012, 11:12 PM Post #2 |
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This Space For Rent
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Man, I wish that Big Poppa Pump had started his Twitter ranting a little earlier to give me some inspiration. These spiels are way too tame in comparison... |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Apr 9 2012, 11:49 PM Post #3 |
Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Joe Petrow cannot solve the AWA PG era...he merely sustains it! |
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