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Official Content!; Max and Sal Web Exclusive
Topic Started: Apr 23 2012, 02:49 PM (180 Views)
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[The words PVWRESTLING.ORG EXCLUSIVE appear on the black screen in large white letters. Slowly the letters fade in to see Salih Mubarak, dressed in his wrestling outfit, talking animatedly to Sir Tyler Holbridge.]

Sal: All I'm saying is, you're the closest person I know to British Royalty. If there's anyone who can introduce me to Pippa, it's you.

STH: I'm afraid that's out of my scope, sir.

Sal: Come on, Tyler! Just a phone number- that's all I'm asking for.

[Before this pleading can continue, Max Weinrib walks in, also dressed in his wrestling gear. He looks exhausted.]

Max: Damn- those Sons of Anarchy guys hit like trucks.

Sal: I'll say- that piledriver knocked me loopy.

Max: How can we tell?

[As Sal shoots his partner a look of death, Max turns to Sir Tyler and manages to grin slightly.]

Max: Speaking of trucks, looked like our challengers for Shattered Dreams wanted to get up close and personal during our match tonight.

STH: Well, it seemed like there was no love lost between Berserkers and the Sons of Anarchy either.

Sal: The Mary Kay Commandos... [Sal frowns] They might not have directly gotten involved with us during the match, but their presence wasn't welcomed.

Max: [shaking his head, grimacing] We may have retained our titles, but we didn't get a clean victory because of Wolf and Doom. That's something we kind of take offense to...

Sal: You see, Doom and Wolf are acting like children.

[Sal waves his fingers right in front of a now-confused Sir Tyler's face, and starts speaking in a sing-song voice]

Sal: [To Tyler] I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. You can't get mad at me, because I'm not touching.

[Sal stops waving his fingers and speaks normally towards the camera.]

Sal: And hey- I used to do that to my sister, too. But then I turned six years old and outgrew that. Obviously, Wolf and Doom aren't that mature.

Max: Maybe in a decade or so. And as for the Sons or Anarchy... our match didn't have a proper ending. Rest assured, there will be a rematch, and in the end, we plan on standing victorious.

Sal: But we deal with the Berserkers... and maybe return the favor from Shockwave.

[Sal walks away. Max starts to, but....]

Max: So, Sir Tyler... [Max does a quick look around. Then he leans in conspiratorially and drops his voice.] ...any chance you could hook me up with Pippa Middleton? Just don't tell Sal!

[In response, Holbridge just sighs loudly, shakes his head and walks away.]

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Big thanks to Katie and Mike for this. I asked and they delievered to bad I couldn't find the motivation to put a summary card together but I wanted to make sure everyone saw this as I didn't want them to feel they wasted their effort .

-Rob

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