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| Youtube video:; House Show Match | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 18 2012, 09:04 PM (333 Views) | |
| crimsonjoe | May 18 2012, 09:04 PM Post #1 |
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The Luther Burger
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Trying something different... writing up a house show match, only writing it in the style of a youtube video. If the feedback is good, I'll start writing up more like these: ==================================================== YOUTUBE VIDEO: [The Placard at the start reads: UWF HOUSE SHOW COBO ARENA APRIL 23rd, 2012 TRINITY (DAVIS, SARATOGA, MACKENZIE) vs. MIYUKI OZAKI, TESLA ST. JAMES, BRIANNA LANDIS] [As the music starts, the video first shows Trinity walking down to ringside, then standing back-to-back-to-back in the middle of the ring as Miyuki Ozaki, Tesla St. James, and Brianna all walk around the ring] Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo [The faces, on cue, all enter the ring and a brawl breaks out between the six women.] His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti [Tesla St. James and Taylor MacKenzie trade forearms, each one staggering the other back. Tesla doubles Taylor over with a knee to the stomach, then grabs MacKenzie by the hair and snapmares her down before pummeling her.] He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud [Laura tags in Scottie, who enters the ring- just as Brianna tags in Miyuki. Scottie stops in mid-step and begins backing up as Miyuki stalks, then Scottie rolls out of the ring.] He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! [Laura Davis cinches in an armlock on Brianna Landis, screaming in her face to submit as Landis shakes her head.] Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity [Brianna leaps off the top rope, catching Scottie Saratoga with a moonsault.] Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that [Tesla St. James chases Scottie around the ring, and Miyuki charges from the opposite direction to clothesline Scottie.] Easy, no He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes [Tesla St. James backs Laura Davis against the corner and delivers a series of backhanded chops to Laura's chest.] It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant he knows [Brianna catches Taylor with a dropkick, then runs up the ropes- only to be pushed off by Scottie, which sends her crashing to the floor.] When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's [Laura delivers a spinning toehold onto Brianna.] Back to the lab again, yo [Scottie and Taylor deliver a double suplex to Brianna] This whole rhapsody [Brianna is caught in the corner, and the three members of Trinity are pounding her in the corner.] He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Brianna starts to fight back, but an eyerake by Scottie stops the momentum, and Taylor clips her leg from behind.] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go [Brianna is caught in a sleeperhold by Scottie. She sits downs and delivers a jawbreaker to break the hold...] You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow [... Brianna attempts to dive to tag in Miyuki, but Scottie grabs her ankle, and Taylor drops an elbow onto Brianna's back.] This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping [Back to the sleeperhold by Scottie. The referee raises Brianna's arm once... it drops.] This world is mine for the taking [The referee raises her arm a second time... it drops.] Make me king, as we move toward a new world order [The referee raises Brianna's arm a third time... it stays up. Brianna delivers a series of elbows to break the hold. Scottie Irish whips Brianna into the ropes, and Brianna delivers a Shining Wizard, dropping both wrestlers.] A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem [Neither wrestler moves for a moment... then Scottie rolls over and starts to go for a tag. She reaches up and tags in Laura...] It only grows harder, only grows hotter [Laura runs in, just as Brianna tags in Miyuki to a huge pop!] He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter [Miyuki comes in and clears house, catching Laura with a superkick then throwing Scottie over the top rope.] Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter [Miyuki delivers a series of kicks to Laura Davis, then grabs her legs and starts to turn her over for a Boston Crab.] But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows [In the aisle, Summer Blake comes out. She ignores the fans and watches the match intently] He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds [As Laura reaches the ropes to break the Boston Crab, Summer walks back, not interfering in the match] I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da [Hook] No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfucking roof off like 2 dogs caged [Taylor tackles Tesla, sending both flying over the top rope.] I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage [Scottie rears back and SLAPS a prone Miyuki once... twice... three times.] But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper [Miyuki starts 'Hulking up' as Scottie delivers forearms, finally turning and screaming something in Japanese, then leaping up and catching Scottie in a Codebreaker.] All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 [Tesla picks up Laura Davis for a German Suplex] And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers [Tesla picks up Laura Davis for another German Suplex] And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder [Tesla picks up Laura Davis for a third German Suplex, then goes for a cover] Trying to feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screaming on and Too much for me to wanna [The referee counts 1... 2... Scottie and Taylor run in and break the count by stomping on Tesla.] Stay in one spot, another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail [Brianna and Miyuki enter the ring and another six-woman brawl breaks out] I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not [Brianna hits Scottie with a hurricanarana while the referee is busy with Tesla and Davis] Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot [Taylor enters the ring with a chair and slams it against Brianna's back. Miyuki pulls Taylor and the chair out of the ring as Scottie makes the cover on Brianna...] So here I go it's my shot. Feet fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got [The referee counts 1... 2... 3!!!] You can do anything you set your mind to, man [Trinity stands in the middle of the ring, the referee raising their arms, until Miyuki, Brianna, and Tesla enter the ring and start brawling with the heels, taking the fight to the back as the song ends.] |
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| Picky | May 18 2012, 09:37 PM Post #2 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | May 19 2012, 01:50 AM Post #3 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Better watch out for UWF's copyright lawyers! |
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