[bannedsycho] I <3 it when a pLan comes together!

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[bannedsycho] I <3 it when a pLan comes together!
Tweet Topic Started: Jun 24 2012, 07:49 AM (115 Views)
sychosys	Jun 24 2012, 07:49 AM Post #1
This Space For Rent Posts: 4,192 Group: Super Members Member #300 Joined: March 18, 2008	[Sitting in businessman clothes at a desk in front of a window overlooking the Imperial Gardens is the intense and bifocal wearing pariah of wrestling, Joe Petrow. After glancing back and forth between the laptop and the paperwork, he removes his glasses and rubs the bridge of his nose for a couple of seconds, before choosing to address the camera.] JP: Yes, I record myself at all times, because greatness could spring forth from this mouth at any time. I have good news to report from the Land of the Rising Sun! Just last night, Mark Langseth, your AWA International Champion, went to Death Japan Pro Wrestling and defended the title for the first time in a Glass Cage No-Rope Electrified Explosive Barbed Wire Barricade Double Hell Match! And not only did he emerge victorious, he dominated! Small package just six seconds in! You should have seen how excited the crowd was to see such greatness in action! As you see here, it's not all glamour and late night aquarium runs handling the affairs of the greatest professional wrestlers in the world today. But what keeps me looking forward to coming into the office [Petrow reaches down for something under his desk] is the fact that every day [Petrow comes up with the AWA National Championship belt, which the viewer can see has been outfitted with a diamond encrusted "MARK LANGSETH" name plate] I get to hold the still-beating heart of the AWA, right in the palm of my hands! [Petrow throws the belt unceremoniously onto the desk, where it crashes with a thud that marks the transition of his expression from a smile to a frown.] JP: However, impossible though it seems, the zombie-corpse of the AWA continues to lurch on without a working heart. Somehow, the body of the AWA remains animated through the force of false hope alone! Obviously, I cannot allow anyone to claim superiority over the greatest Hall of Fame legend of all time, even falsely. But, with only Japan offering both the challenge and the money worthy of Mr. Langseth's stature, I need someone who doesn't need a lot of supervision to put Royalty's plans into motion. I need a man who can take a task, no matter how complex and daunting, and figure out a way to get things done. A lot of people are surprised that Dave Cooper turned out to be that man, but they shouldn't have been surprised if they had just taken a good look at him! His greatness has always been obscured up until now. By that silly girl that brought him into the AWA. By that deaf mute partner that he carried for all those years. He got a lot of experience becoming the Macgyver of wrestling, building success out of the sticks, duck tape, and bubble gum that he had to work with. Now, he is free at last to show off his maximum potential. Even I have to be impressed with what The Professional has done...he's gone from having the whole locker room out to kill him, to having that moron Cousin Bo and his boys do his bidding for him in the so-called World Title Tournament! [This thought is enough to put the smile back on Petrow's face] JP: AWA...Royalty has already stolen your heart right out from under you. Now...he he he...we're going to steal your HOPE...in full view of everybody! All the other has-beens, never-was's, and never-will-be's that you've dragged up that don't have the GUTS to go after the real title directly...except for the boy that we already took care of, of course...will learn the hard way, that everything we've ever said and done has been right all along! [And back to serious for the big finish!] JP: And with your heart and hope gone, the only thing left to take from the AWA will be its mind. But don't you worry, Big Jim...I'm coming for that too. [Abrupt end to video]


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