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[MBC] Update #6 - 6/26/12
Topic Started: Jun 26 2012, 12:52 PM (3,841 Views)
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[MBC] THE NEWS FIT TO REPORT
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UPDATE #6 - June 326th, 2012
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There was a time when the Bastard Underground would have nothing to do with the MBC. Times have changed and the Underground has become the third bastard born territory to come under the umbrella of bastardly knowledge. The BU will soon send its representatives to the supershow, joining both MBC-Lone Star and MBC-Alamo City.

They WILL be heard.

Bastardnomicon in hand and Slush at his side, Pinhead travels on, this time to the MBC territory that calls the open waters of the Gulf of Mexico its home. Going by the moniker Seven Seas Wrestling, who knows what lay in wait for our duo of traveling bastards.

Alas, we already know that Max Benson was lost at sea....

Will his specter loom large? Will Slush get sea sick? Will bastardism on the open seas be any more sane than bastardism on land?

Possibly. Yes. Doubtful.


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UPCOMING CARDS
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AHOY and welcome aboard to SEVEN SEAS WRESTLING! We here at the S.S. MCGINLEY promise you the very best in hospitality, professional wrestling and all you can eat seafood buffets! Our cabins can’t be beat! Our activities can’t be outmatched! Our wrestlers can’t be overhyped!

WE’RE THAT GOOD!

Legally, we can’t discuss the unfortunate incident with “LOST AT SEA” MAX BENSON but we can promise you a main event that features MBC GRANDMASTER TYPO CHAMPION JONAS “DUTCH” ELM defending his title against former champion “HENTAI” RYU OSAWA! Did we mention the superb all you can eat buffets?

Also on the card will be a BLIND STIPULATION MATCH and the SEVEN SEAS WRESTLING debut of the most talented women in the cruise ship industry! Oh yes! And BUFFETS!!!


[MBC] UNNAMED BASTARD SHOW EPISODE FIVE
SEVEN SEAS WRESTLING
at: S.S. McGinley

Lolita Love vs. Kayla Livingstone

Kiyomi vs. Madeline Kobo

BLIND STIPULATION MATCH
The Neon Knights vs. The Problem Solvers

Liam Cassidy vs. William N. Zane

GRANDMASTER TYPO CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
Jonas “Dutch” Elm ( c ) versus “Hentai” Ryu Osawa


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THE MBC SUPERSHOW (NAME TBD)
at: Dallas, TX Venue TBD
Date TBD

THE BASTARDSHIP OF THE RING 8 MAN TOURNAMENT
---All singles titles to be unified!

MBC TAG TEAM TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH
TEAM BASTARD CHAMPIONS: The Chromosomes
versus
PSYCHO DRIVER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The New TMK
versus
BASTARD STAMPEDE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Sons of Skullhead

More TBA!


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THE BASTARDSHIP OF THE RING
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THE REPRESENTATIVES:
MBC-Lone Star - Jerry “Pure Power” Titus (SBC Champion)
MBC-Alamo City - “Up All Night” Pablo O’Connor
Bastard Underground - Tyler Tucker (West Texas/Joint LHT)
Seven Seas Wrestling - ???
??? - ???
??? - ???
??? - ???
The Wildcard - ???


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DEADLINES
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RP’s and STRATS are due by midnight THURSDAY JULY 5th, 2012

Have a safe and happy Fourth.

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Copyright 2012 Kyle B. Lee
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