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AWA JTTS Top Ten
Topic Started: Jul 2 2012, 09:06 PM (348 Views)
sychosys
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My own biased ranking of non-handled characters.

1. Manny Imbrogno
2. BC Da Mastah MC
3. Bumble Bee
4. Colonel PW de Klerk
5. "Wrestling Wiki" Walter Warren
6. Yellow Jacket
7. Charles Shyster Rant
8. Mr. Sadisuto
9. Clubfoot Jenkins
10. Rene Rousseau

Would be fun to give them a third level title to fight over on the house shows, and occasionally have one of them show up with a belt for JTTS duties.
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sychosys,Jul 2 2012
09:06 PM
Would be fun to give them a third level title to fight over on the house shows, and occasionally have one of them show up with a belt for JTTS duties.

MI: My name is Mr. Mensa, I'm the World's Smartest Man...
But when it's gold I hunt for, I always have a plan...
The World Title was too shiny and the Longhorn belt too old...
For the AWA who's seeking a champion that's bold.

I won the title in Westwego...
You saw highlights no doubt...
For when they need full matches...
It's Vasquez they can't live without.

But I've thrilled them in Austin...
Dazzled them in Tampa Bay...
Before the TV camera's red light was on...
Live on WKIK.

Now I stand before you...
Carrying leather and silver and bronze...
There is no gold for Manny...
But a stack of local coupons.

The belt does not make a champion...
You must stand strong and right and true...
So please oh please, write the front office...
And maybe I can make TV too.
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The Hive and Imbrogno vs Skywalker Jones was the feud of the mid-year, daddy!
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sychosys
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The next show needs Manny all over it, like AJ on RAW.
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JeremyS
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Ironically, I wrote a bunch of little promo blurbs for the battle royal this week, using the JTTSes and even a couple jobbers. It is fun to write with no 'pressure' like that.
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I was trying to come up with a suitably crappy title to go for the JTTS division - something like the King Of Cable or the like.

I keep imagining that the powers that be at WKIK decide that they want a big live AWA show on the spur of the moment but can't get the "bigger names" to appear. They stick a gimmick on the show in hopes that it will sell and...

The WKIKrown is born.
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sychosys,Jul 2 2012
09:06 PM
My own biased ranking of non-handled characters.

1. Manny Imbrogno
2. BC Da Mastah MC
3. Bumble Bee
4. Colonel PW de Klerk
5. "Wrestling Wiki" Walter Warren
6. Yellow Jacket
7. Charles Shyster Rant
8. Mr. Sadisuto
9. Clubfoot Jenkins
10. Rene Rousseau

Would be fun to give them a third level title to fight over on the house shows, and occasionally have one of them show up with a belt for JTTS duties.

[Clubfoot Jenkins takes the stage.]

CJ: CLUUUBFOOOOOOT JENKIIINS!!!

[An amp in the back just broke. The 30-year veteran with the odd walk gives a gap-toothed grin.]

CJ: Ain't no little thing done been re-cog-ni-zed by the academy. I don't know what no "Jettus" is but it got be good with them guys in the runnin'. And I don't know no nothin' 'bout no numbers but that nine is better than one and little chicky Renee is gonna get a CLUBFOOT KICK in her pretty little keyster when I take ... whatever it is we're talkin' 'bout here...

[Pause.]

CJ: CLUUUBFOOOOOOT JENKIIINS!!!

[Loping, awkward run to the back.]
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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JeremyS,Jul 3 2012
07:16 AM
Ironically, I wrote a bunch of little promo blurbs for the battle royal this week, using the JTTSes and even a couple jobbers. It is fun to write with no 'pressure' like that.

I can easily see what Walter Warren would be talking about -- the new Spidey flick! And maybe he even sings the theme to the old Spidey cartoon!
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sychosys
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BlueWORK,Jul 4 2012
12:29 AM
I was trying to come up with a suitably crappy title to go for the JTTS division - something like the King Of Cable or the like.

I keep imagining that the powers that be at WKIK decide that they want a big live AWA show on the spur of the moment but can't get the "bigger names" to appear. They stick a gimmick on the show in hopes that it will sell and...

The WKIKrown is born.

They can have Langseth's crown. He's not using it anymore.
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guzzdude
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I like this idea, could be fun reads and little work required (as long as you keep it that way ;) ). Where as the WWF had Saturday Night Main Event you could have a Tuesday Afternoon Pre-Show Champion.
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tootie mcbootie
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Hey, I technically 'handle' BC, I just like writing raps for the big lug :) I don't mind having his role be a JTTS, though.
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