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[MBC] Update #7 - 8/10/12
Topic Started: Aug 10 2012, 03:30 PM (154 Views)
MBCKyle
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[MBC] THE NEWS FIT TO REPORT
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UPDATE #7 - August 10th, 2012
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And so the SS McGinley sailed on without Seven Seas Wrestling or anyone related to it onboard. A deal was struck that would guarantee SSW’s participation in the Bastardship of the Ring Tournament and officially declared the right Reverend Ryu Osawa as their representative. However, within seconds of that deal being struck, Pinhead and Slush disappeared.

It is not until now that we know the circumstances of that disappearance. This letter arrived shortly ago...

“Attention to the so-called "Bastards,”

We have both your beloved Pinhead and also, to our great regret, Slush. We have taken them for one simple reason: We want the Bastardnomicon. Though others have tried to claim it, none have been successful. Do not fault yourselves. Your failure was inevitable.

Not so for the Hand of Doom.

So we will bring Pinhead and Slush to our new home, our own MBC territory: Styx, Alabama, a new Jerusalem for true bastards to journey to and pay us fealty. Styx has been resurrected and remade in our image. And as Styx is, so shall all of you be. Your compliance is welcome, but not necessary.

But we are not simple tyrants. To show that we, the Hand, are fair in our ways, we will host the 2012 Bastard Olympics. They shall be open to all peoples, bastards and non bastards alike. No matter your affiliation, your federation or stable, you are welcome to participate in the Third Olympiad. And to fail.

For the Hand will over power.”


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OUT OF CHARACTER NOTE
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First, I’d like to thank Katie White and Mike Sonby for all their help and work on the last show. The vast majority of the SSW concept was their idea and I think it came out beautifully.

Secondly, the next show is the 2012 Bastard Olympics. This much you know. What you didn’t know to this point is that those very olympics would be hosted by the crazy people of Styx (formerly of Wyoming, now of Alabama.) I will be sending an Olympic Primer shortly after this update is out that will hopefully answer any questions you may have.

If you want to participate, I do need to know what events your characters wish to sign up for. RPs and strats aren’t required but you know, they help.

If you have any questions, please let me know.


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UPCOMING CARDS
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THE 2012 BASTARD OLYMPICS
Hosted by the Hand of Doom/MBC-Styx Territory
at: Styx, Alabama

All stables, wrestlers and federations are welcome to participate in the Olympics. Sign up today for the following events!

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KARAOKE
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2000 GOLD: Satin Sheets SILVER: Lolita Love BRONZE: Orbit
2008 GOLD: Taylor MacKenzie SILVER: Amber Rogers BRONZE: Max Benson
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GO FISH
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2000 GOLD: Tara Marshall SILVER: Satin Sheets BRONZE: One-Winged Angel
2008 GOLD: Tara Marshall SILVER: Jerry Titus BRONZE: The Omen
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MBC SURVIVOR
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2000 GOLD: Tom Lands SILVER: Tara Smith BRONZE: Q-Ball
2008 GOLD: Andrea Kristian SILVER: Brianna Landis BRONZE: Billy McKenzie
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MBC MONOPOLY
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2000 GOLD: Crimson SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Doug Christian
2008 GOLD: One-Winged Angel SILVER: Rage BRONZE: Ami Tran
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MAGIC: THE GATHERING
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2000 GOLD: Billy McKenzie SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Slush
2008 GOLD: Billy McKenzie SILVER: Shawni McKenzie BRONZE: Slush
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WORLD OF WARCRAFT
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2008 Winners Still to Be Determined
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PONG
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2000 GOLD: Crimson SILVER: Lolita Love BRONZE: Doug Christian
2008 GOLD: Lolita Love SILVER: Holly Hotbody BRONZE: Ryu Osawa
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DRUNKEN LAWN DARTS
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2000 GOLD: Tara Smith SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Chris O'Brien
2008 GOLD: TENMA Akamu SILVER: Kiora Donavon BRONZE: Leanna Love
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DRUNKEN KEG ROLLING
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2000 GOLD: Chris O'Brien SILVER: Trevor Hextall BRONZE: Stan Crawford
2008 GOLD: Stan Crawford SILVER: Rage BRONZE: Spice
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DRUNKEN BOXING
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2000 GOLD: Paul Wong SILVER: Bob Jablonski BRONZE: Tom Landis
2008 GOLD: Tom Landis SILVER: TENMA Akamu BRONZE: Crib Death Chuck
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DRUNKEN BOWLING
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2000 GOLD: Chris O'Brien SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Peter Stevenson
2008 GOLD: Mr. Haliburton SILVER: One-Winged Angel BRONZE: Nina Grimsson
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DRINKING
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2000 GOLD: Simon O'Neal SILVER: Tom Landis BRONZE: Tesla St. James
2008 GOLD: Tesla St. James SILVER: Kiora Donavon BRONZE: Nina Grimsson
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BAR ROOM BRAWLING
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2000 GOLD: Stan Crawford SILVER: Oakland Oddball BRONZE: John Smith
2008 GOLD: Stan Crawford SILVER: Rage BRONZE: Erik Grimsson
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JELLO LONG JUMP
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2000 GOLD: Orbit SILVER: Rook BRONZE: Tara Marshall
2008 GOLD: Jan Delgado SILVER: Andrea Kristian BRONZE: Lolita Love
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DODGE BALL (TEAM EVENT FOR 2012)
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2000 GOLD: Rook SILVER: Tom Landis BRONZE: Tara Marshall
2008 GOLD: Stephanie Harper SILVER: Ryu Osawa BRONZE: Kiora Donavon
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KILL THE GUY WITH THE BALL (TEAM EVENT FOR 2012)
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2000 GOLD: Paul Wong SILVER: Oakland Oddball BRONZE: John Smith
2008 GOLD: TENMA Akamu SILVER: Erik Grimsson BRONZE: Dan Muldoon
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SUMO WRESTLING (W/SUMO SUITS)
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2000 GOLD: Peter Stevenson SILVER: Tara Smith BRONZE: Johnny Thunder
2008 GOLD: Kiora Donavon SILVER: Leanna Love BRONZE: Max Benson
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MIDGET TOSSING (COMBINED DISTANCE&TECHNIQUE)
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2000 GOLD: Paul Wong SILVER: Crimson BRONZE: Rook
2008 GOLD: Jerry Titus SILVER: TENMA Akamu BRONZE: Pete Davidson
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THE MBC SUPERSHOW (NAME TBD)
at: Dallas, TX Venue TBD
Date TBD

THE BASTARDSHIP OF THE RING 8 MAN TOURNAMENT
---All singles titles to be unified!

MBC TAG TEAM TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH
TEAM BASTARD CHAMPIONS: The Chromosomes
versus
PSYCHO DRIVER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The New TMK
versus
BASTARD STAMPEDE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Sons of Skullhead

More TBA!


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THE BASTARDSHIP OF THE RING
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THE REPRESENTATIVES:
MBC-Lone Star - Jerry “Pure Power” Titus (SBC Champion)
MBC-Alamo City - “Up All Night” Pablo O’Connor
Bastard Underground - Tyler Tucker (West Texas/Joint LHT)
Seven Seas Wrestling - Reverend Ryu Osawa {GMT)
MBC-Styx - ???
??? - ???
??? - ???
The Wildcard - ???


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DEADLINES
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Sign ups for events will close August 17th. I wouldn’t mind having RP’s and strats around that time as well.

Roleplays will not be required as a part of this, but will definitely add flavor. Keep in mind that your characters will be in Styx, Alabama. You remember Styx, Wyoming right? Yeah, just like that.

I love strats for these events as they will make them easier to write.


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Copyright 2012 Kyle B. Lee
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro.

You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned.
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