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| 2012 MBC Bastard Olympics; Because Stupid Ideas Bear Repeating | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 1 2012, 03:53 PM (540 Views) | |
| MBCKyle | Aug 1 2012, 03:53 PM Post #1 |
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Before I move ahead with this, let me just say that Hour One just needs one more match. Then its ready to send. So "soon." Now, to the main event. In 2000, I was looking for a way to do something different. The Olympics were on and well, I opted to bastardize them. i brought it back in 2008 because I remembered it being fun the first time around. So here we are, four years later. So... yeah... time for the Olympics. This won't just be for the MBC folk. I am going to open the 2012 Bastard Olympics to ALL CHARACTERS and ALL STABLES from ALL FEDS.. If you are interested in repping a stable or fed in the Olympics, contact me with what characters you want to participate and who they are representing. FIGHTING SPIRIT has already agreed to participate with hopefully more to follow. Below is the list of events and past medal winners: ---------------- ================================== KARAOKE ================================== 2000 GOLD: Satin Sheets SILVER: Lolita Love BRONZE: Orbit 2008 GOLD: Taylor MacKenzie SILVER: Amber Rogers BRONZE: Max Benson ================================== ================================== GO FISH ================================== 2000 GOLD: Tara Marshall SILVER: Satin Sheets BRONZE: One-Winged Angel 2008 GOLD: Tara Marshall SILVER: Jerry Titus BRONZE: The Omen ================================== ================================== MBC SURVIVOR ================================== 2000 GOLD: Tom Lands SILVER: Tara Smith BRONZE: Q-Ball 2008 GOLD: Andrea Kristian SILVER: Brianna Landis BRONZE: Billy McKenzie ================================== ================================== MBC MONOPOLY ================================== 2000 GOLD: Crimson SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Doug Christian 2008 GOLD: One-Winged Angel SILVER: Rage BRONZE: Ami Tran ================================== ================================== MAGIC: THE GATHERING ================================== 2000 GOLD: Billy McKenzie SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Slush 2008 GOLD: Billy McKenzie SILVER: Shawni McKenzie BRONZE: Slush ================================== ================================== WORLD OF WARCRAFT ================================== 2008 Winners Still to Be Determined ================================== ================================== PONG ================================== 2000 GOLD: Crimson SILVER: Lolita Love BRONZE: Doug Christian 2008 GOLD: Lolita Love SILVER: Holly Hotbody BRONZE: Ryu Osawa ================================== ================================== DRUNKEN LAWN DARTS ================================== 2000 GOLD: Tara Smith SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Chris O'Brien 2008 GOLD: TENMA Akamu SILVER: Kiora Donavon BRONZE: Leanna Love ================================== ================================== DRUNKEN KEG ROLLING ================================== 2000 GOLD: Chris O'Brien SILVER: Trevor Hextall BRONZE: Stan Crawford 2008 GOLD: Stan Crawford SILVER: Rage BRONZE: Spice ================================== ================================== DRUNKEN BOXING ================================== 2000 GOLD: Paul Wong SILVER: Bob Jablonski BRONZE: Tom Landis 2008 GOLD: Tom Landis SILVER: TENMA Akamu BRONZE: Crib Death Chuck ================================== ================================== DRUNKEN BOWLING ================================== 2000 GOLD: Chris O'Brien SILVER: Simon O'Neal BRONZE: Peter Stevenson 2008 GOLD: Mr. Haliburton SILVER: One-Winged Angel BRONZE: Nina Grimsson ================================== ================================== DRINKING ================================== 2000 GOLD: Simon O'Neal SILVER: Tom Landis BRONZE: Tesla St. James 2008 GOLD: Tesla St. James SILVER: Kiora Donavon BRONZE: Nina Grimsson ================================== ================================== BAR ROOM BRAWLING ================================== 2000 GOLD: Stan Crawford SILVER: Oakland Oddball BRONZE: John Smith 2008 GOLD: Stan Crawford SILVER: Rage BRONZE: Erik Grimsson ================================== ================================== JELLO LONG JUMP ================================== 2000 GOLD: Orbit SILVER: Rook BRONZE: Tara Marshall 2008 GOLD: Jan Delgado SILVER: Andrea Kristian BRONZE: Lolita Love ================================== ================================== DODGE BALL (TEAM EVENT FOR 2012) ================================== 2000 GOLD: Rook SILVER: Tom Landis BRONZE: Tara Marshall 2008 GOLD: Stephanie Harper SILVER: Ryu Osawa BRONZE: Kiora Donavon ================================== ================================== KILL THE GUY WITH THE BALL (TEAM EVENT FOR 2012) ================================== 2000 GOLD: Paul Wong SILVER: Oakland Oddball BRONZE: John Smith 2008 GOLD: TENMA Akamu SILVER: Erik Grimsson BRONZE: Dan Muldoon ================================== ================================== SUMO WRESTLING (W/SUMO SUITS) ================================== 2000 GOLD: Peter Stevenson SILVER: Tara Smith BRONZE: Johnny Thunder 2008 GOLD: Kiora Donavon SILVER: Leanna Love BRONZE: Max Benson ================================== ================================== MIDGET TOSSING (COMBINED DISTANCE&TECHNIQUE) ================================== 2000 GOLD: Paul Wong SILVER: Crimson BRONZE: Rook 2008 GOLD: Jerry Titus SILVER: TENMA Akamu BRONZE: Pete Davidson ================================== |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| MBCKyle | Aug 3 2012, 08:30 AM Post #2 |
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As of now, the Bastard Olympics will have delegations representing the following: AWA Fighting Spirit The Hand of Doom The Industry of Hate/House of Elyson MBC-Alamo City Perfect Girl Evolution |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| MBCKyle | Aug 3 2012, 03:09 PM Post #3 |
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PVW is the latest federation to have a representative delegation at the 2012 Bastard Olympics. That brings the total list to: ------------------------------- AWA Fighting Spirit The Hand of Doom The Industry of Hate/House of Elyson MBC-Alamo City Perfect Girl Evolution PVW |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| MBCKyle | Aug 3 2012, 09:03 PM Post #4 |
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The MBC is proud to announce that THREE more federations have signed on to participate in the 2012 Bastard Olympics. We welcome aboard ASLL, BSCW and DERP. 2012 Bastard Olympic Delegations ------------------------------- ASLL* AWA BSCW* DERP* Fighting Spirit* The Hand of Doom* The Industry of Hate/House of Elyson* MBC-Alamo City Perfect Girl Evolution* PVW * - Delegation officially sanctioned by governing entity This has potential to be the most ridiculous interfed "supercard" ever. Or... it'll be like those old "Circus of the Stars" shows from the 8-'s.... |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| Amor | Aug 5 2012, 11:19 PM Post #5 |
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Vannesa
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It's the e-w Laff-a-lympics! |
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| MBCKyle | Aug 7 2012, 11:10 AM Post #6 |
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Three more delegations join the Olympics. Others are in negotiations and I hope to have confirmations soon. 2012 Bastard Olympic Delegations ------------------------------- ACE ASLL* AWA BAJ* BSCW* DERP* Fighting Spirit* The Hand of Doom* The Industry of Hate/House of Elyson* MBC-Alamo City Perfect Girl Evolution* PVW UWF * - Delegation officially sanctioned by their fed/stable head |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| MBCKyle | Aug 14 2012, 09:56 AM Post #7 |
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The current roster of delegations. ACE AWA ASLL* BAJ* THE BASTARD UNDERGROUND BSCW* THE CHURCH OF BASTARDISM* DERP* FIGHTING SPIRIT* THE HAND OF DOOM* THE INDUSTRY OF HATE* MBC-ALAMO CITY MBC-LONE STAR* PARTS UNKNOWN NATIONAL TRIBUNAL* PERFECT GIRL EVOLUTION* PVW RUTABEGA* SEVEN SEAS WRESTLING* UWF/INSANITY SOCIETY* UWF/TRINITY* * - Teams officially sponsored by stable or federation |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| MBCKyle | Aug 17 2012, 10:38 PM Post #8 |
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I'm pretty much going to be destroyed by work over the weekend and the first part of next week so in honor of my destruction, I'm going to extend the already loose deadline for signups and the like for the Olympics till the end of next week. I'm loving what I've seen so far. The RP's and strats have been fantastic. When the work smoke clears, I'll start sending stuff out for the many joint segments that need to be begun and send out information for the Opening Ceremonies. Those that have sent me email, I will get to you very soon. |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Sep 6 2012, 03:05 PM Post #9 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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So does anyone have a copy of the last Bastard Olympics, so I can get an idea of how this whole thing will operate? |
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| MBCKyle | Sep 7 2012, 03:24 PM Post #10 |
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Okay, so the 2008 Olympics have been posted. But I can tell you right now, the 2012 version won't be anything like 2008. For one, there are RP's. Two, it won't be a glorified filler show, which admittedly, is exactly what the 2000 and 2008 shows were. Three, when I did the shows in 2000 and 2008 I arbitrarily picked participants and winners and basically wrote what I thought was relevant and funny. Now its much more. With all the people and feds participating in the show, its definitely not filler. Its going to be somewhere between a regular show and PPV I dare say. |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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| Picky | Sep 7 2012, 11:08 PM Post #11 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Did you get that thing I sent you? |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| MBCKyle | Sep 8 2012, 07:09 AM Post #12 |
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Yes indeed. Ill be sending you things soon. |
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Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro. You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned. | |
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