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The perpetually ongoing world title power rankings
Topic Started: Aug 8 2012, 12:22 PM (880 Views)
therpa Aug 16 2012, 10:16 PM Post #16
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Phil Ken Sebben
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 Alright I take back the 100, he's really only 45. That make you feel better Moze? :D
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Overly_Critical_Jue Aug 16 2012, 10:33 PM Post #17
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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 Travis Lynch is taking this doucebag heel thing to new heights!
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Robfathah Aug 16 2012, 11:33 PM Post #18
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Mozeart,Aug 16 2012
08:14 PM
Robfathah,Aug 16 2012
07:46 PM
Mozeart,Aug 16 2012
06:46 PM
therpa,Aug 14 2012
09:18 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 14 2012
10:48 AM
3. William Craven 4-1 - Travis Lynch is afraid for his life, daddy! Smooth sailing all the way to the quarterfinals! :banana:

Travis Lynch 200-1 - He's terrified of Craven, daddy! Terrified!

Travis Lynch isn't terrified of Craven! Craven's what a 100 and had to recruit nine thousand other people to take out Martinez for him :P

But yeah I agree Lynch is a longshot to win this thing.

*Mozeart reads Rob's post 3 times.

*Mozeart rescinds offer to collaborate for maximum drama in match.

*Mozeart writes 100K murder strat which ends with Lynch being slowly digested in Craven's now bulging stomach.

:bomb: :blowup: :devil:

Hold on, trademarking "100k murder strat" aaaaand...done!

You owe me, Moze!

Wrong Rob. Also ... what? Have you used that term before? Got anything else good I can steal? :)

Hehe, I know you meant other Rob (I think there's three or four of us in the AWA?!) but I wanted to try my hand at being funny.

Also, since I steal all my good stuff from other people, you probably don't want it. :D
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therpa Aug 17 2012, 05:16 PM Post #19
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Phil Ken Sebben
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 16 2012
09:33 PM
Travis Lynch is taking this doucebag heel thing to new heights!

At least he's not telling people to get him a Dr. Pepper like I've done elsewhere haha
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Mozeart Aug 17 2012, 11:15 PM Post #20
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Robfathah,Aug 16 2012
11:33 PM
Mozeart,Aug 16 2012
08:14 PM
Robfathah,Aug 16 2012
07:46 PM
Mozeart,Aug 16 2012
06:46 PM
therpa,Aug 14 2012
09:18 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Aug 14 2012
10:48 AM
3. William Craven 4-1 - Travis Lynch is afraid for his life, daddy! Smooth sailing all the way to the quarterfinals! :banana:

Travis Lynch 200-1 - He's terrified of Craven, daddy! Terrified!

Travis Lynch isn't terrified of Craven! Craven's what a 100 and had to recruit nine thousand other people to take out Martinez for him :P

But yeah I agree Lynch is a longshot to win this thing.

*Mozeart reads Rob's post 3 times.

*Mozeart rescinds offer to collaborate for maximum drama in match.

*Mozeart writes 100K murder strat which ends with Lynch being slowly digested in Craven's now bulging stomach.

:bomb: :blowup: :devil:

Hold on, trademarking "100k murder strat" aaaaand...done!

You owe me, Moze!

Wrong Rob. Also ... what? Have you used that term before? Got anything else good I can steal? :)

Hehe, I know you meant other Rob (I think there's three or four of us in the AWA?!) but I wanted to try my hand at being funny.

Also, since I steal all my good stuff from other people, you probably don't want it. :D

For clarity's sake you shall henceforth be known as Robbles.

And I know you knew but did you know that I knew that you knew that I knew that ... wait, where am I?

Oh, and other Rob ... I'm glad you know he's 45. I notice that in the last PVW update he was called 40. NOT AMUSED~!
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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therpa Aug 19 2012, 08:37 AM Post #21
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Phil Ken Sebben
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 The PVW staffer who made that error has been fired. His defense was Craven looks good for his age.


And to get back on topic. I'd like to see Nenshou win it all, but that's mostly cause I'm a Muta mark.
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Overly_Critical_Jue Sep 8 2012, 10:33 AM Post #22
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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 UPDATED FOR THE TOP 4!

1. James Monosso 8-5 - First off, this has been the James Monosso show starring James Monosso with special guest star, James Monosso. He won like four hundred and fifteen matches in Night One. Second, he got the best of Juan Vasquez not one, but TWO times, so clearly Juan must've punched the reality wall at some point. Is this real life?

2. Stevie Scott 5-1 - The foundation of the AWA and the man who put down the threat of Jerbauld Jezz. He's the last remaining hope for the AWA not to have some crazed madman as champion. But does that even mean anything if he stands in the eye of the hurricane known as James Monosso?

3. The Sultan 20-1 - Has arguably had the easiest road to the semi-finals, but faces the awesome might of James Monosso, who has now evolved into a higher being feared by the Celestials and Galactus.

4. Supreme Wright 50-1 - I'll be honest...I didn't see him being here. Didn't think he'd make it past Cooper or Craven. Has gone through a murderer's row of wrestlers to get here and now he has to go through the greatest National champion in AWA history. If he makes it through, he'd have definitely earned his world title...or I have compromising photos of Blue.

Special odds for Joe:

5. Juan Vasquez 1000-1 - Supreme Wright'll unmask at an opportune time, revealing that "IT WAS ME, STEVIE! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG!!!" despite the fact Supreme doesn't wear a mask.
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JeremyS Sep 8 2012, 01:10 PM Post #23
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Sep 8 2012
10:33 AM
UPDATED FOR THE TOP 4!

1. James Monosso 8-5 - First off, this has been the James Monosso show starring James Monosso with special guest star, James Monosso. He won like four hundred and fifteen matches in Night One. Second, he got the best of Juan Vasquez not one, but TWO times, so clearly Juan must've punched the reality wall at some point. Is this real life?

Don't worry, by this time next year it'll be the Manny Imbrogno Show Starring Manny Imbrogno.
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Overly_Critical_Jue Sep 8 2012, 02:32 PM Post #24
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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 ...guest starring James Monosso!
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sychosys Sep 8 2012, 04:12 PM Post #25
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This Space For Rent
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 I love these odds, because they guarantee that I could make money. For example:

$500 bet on Monosso wins $800.
$160 bet on Stevie wins $800.
$40 bet on Sultan wins $800.
$16 bet on Wright wins $800.
$1 bet on Vasquez wins $1000.

$717 total bet pays $800, or over 10% ROI.

Terry, the friendly bookie! :spam:
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