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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 8 2012, 07:23 AM (5,237 Views) | |
| CobiWann | Feb 8 2012, 07:23 AM Post #1 |
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The Drunken Icon
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...I spent almost 100 dollars at Yankee Candle yesterday, on three big-ass jar candles, four wall outlet fresheners, and a whole bunch of little bottles for said fresheners. Cons - I feel like I should be handing over my man card to someone. Pros - My house is going to smell fucking FABULOUS, bitches. My townhouse needed it - between me dragging my sweaty, swampy ass back from the gym three days a week, two cats with two litterboxes, and a kitchen vent fan that works about as well as the Great Khali... ...and did you ever notice that, no matter how little BBQ is left on your plate, if you let the dish sit in the sink for, oh, five minutes while you run downstairs to switch out your laundry, your kitchen smells like sweet hickory until the next time a woman steps foot in your house with the intention of possible nakedness. After she decides that "she needs to wash her hair," THEN your kitchen smells perfectly fine. There's a Vast Olfactory Conspiracy out there, people...open your noses. |
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| Tracy | Feb 8 2012, 03:44 PM Post #2 |
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Shillmasta T
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It's all because of the chemtrails! At first, I thought it was insane too. But then for the first time in about thirty years, I actually looked up! And there they were! I don't ever remember seeing anything like that before that day! For more information about how Yankee Candle fits into this vast conspiracy, be sure to watch my upcoming documentary/powerpoint presentation: Yankee Scents Of DEATH! Spoiler Alert: It's the Masons/Illuminati/New World Order/Reptilians. |
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| Nevermind... | Feb 12 2012, 05:16 PM Post #3 |
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A Pimp Named Slickback
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I just saw Pudges, or at least someone that could be her. She was at the Chinese buffet. Picking all the chicken out of the chicken and broccoli. |
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| JeremyS | Feb 12 2012, 06:10 PM Post #4 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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NOW YOU TELLS THEM SO I GIVES YOU THREE MASON DROP THROUGH TABLE!!!!! [Mason then beat up all the fan even children] |
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| El Dandy | Feb 12 2012, 07:08 PM Post #5 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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[Mason then finger TV audience, EVEN, CHILDREN]. |
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| CobiWann | Feb 13 2012, 10:19 AM Post #6 |
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Ok, stop before we get reported to the FBI. Again. |
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| RedRajah | Feb 13 2012, 10:30 AM Post #7 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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"Hi, Chris Hansen. I'm your wife's divorce lawyer. Mind having a seat over there?" |
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| Tracy | Feb 13 2012, 08:53 PM Post #8 |
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Shillmasta T
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I IS ALIEN ROTHCHILD LIZARDMAN! RHAAAAA! (suddenly, the fingering seems to make more sense) |
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| CobiWann | Feb 14 2012, 06:24 AM Post #9 |
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Regarding last night's RAW, it was nice to see Zack Ryder getting a push. |
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| RedRajah | Feb 14 2012, 10:35 AM Post #10 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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GET BACK IN THE DAMN FRIDGE! HOW CAN THE HERO SUFFER IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING MAULED AND SHAT UPON?! Ryder is the Padme to Cena's Anakin. |
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| rcole | Feb 14 2012, 10:39 AM Post #11 |
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Dr. Weird
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Yep. Big push... off the stage. |
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| dalbellorage | Feb 14 2012, 10:53 AM Post #12 |
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Carl Brutananadilewski
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He's going for the Randy Savage heel turn, I suppose. "Those eyes ... lust Eve." Can Cena rise above even this much hate with the Rock looming? I don't know. |
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| Wookiee71 | Feb 14 2012, 12:58 PM Post #13 |
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Sequential Art Jedi Master
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Ryder is becoming John Cena's personal Make-A-Wish Kid. |
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| CobiWann | Feb 14 2012, 01:03 PM Post #14 |
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The Drunken Icon
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WWE should have Make-A-Wish kids turn against Cena. "I don't want Cena, I want Kofi Kingston!" |
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| Wookiee71 | Feb 14 2012, 01:07 PM Post #15 |
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Sequential Art Jedi Master
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"Where's Hornswaggle and my box of spiders? Now I'm gonna die unfulfilled!" |
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