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Random Thoughts; Because we all have something to say...
Topic Started: Feb 8 2012, 07:23 AM (5,239 Views)
CobiWann
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...I spent almost 100 dollars at Yankee Candle yesterday, on three big-ass jar candles, four wall outlet fresheners, and a whole bunch of little bottles for said fresheners.

Cons - I feel like I should be handing over my man card to someone.

Pros - My house is going to smell fucking FABULOUS, bitches.

My townhouse needed it - between me dragging my sweaty, swampy ass back from the gym three days a week, two cats with two litterboxes, and a kitchen vent fan that works about as well as the Great Khali...

...and did you ever notice that, no matter how little BBQ is left on your plate, if you let the dish sit in the sink for, oh, five minutes while you run downstairs to switch out your laundry, your kitchen smells like sweet hickory until the next time a woman steps foot in your house with the intention of possible nakedness. After she decides that "she needs to wash her hair," THEN your kitchen smells perfectly fine.

There's a Vast Olfactory Conspiracy out there, people...open your noses.
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Tracy
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It's all because of the chemtrails!

At first, I thought it was insane too. But then for the first time in about thirty years, I actually looked up! And there they were! I don't ever remember seeing anything like that before that day!

For more information about how Yankee Candle fits into this vast conspiracy, be sure to watch my upcoming documentary/powerpoint presentation: Yankee Scents Of DEATH!

Spoiler Alert: It's the Masons/Illuminati/New World Order/Reptilians.
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Nevermind...
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I just saw Pudges, or at least someone that could be her.

She was at the Chinese buffet. Picking all the chicken out of the chicken and broccoli.
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JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Tracy,Feb 8 2012
03:44 PM

Spoiler Alert: It's the Masons

NOW YOU TELLS THEM SO I GIVES YOU THREE MASON DROP THROUGH TABLE!!!!!

[Mason then beat up all the fan even children]
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El Dandy
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JeremyS,Feb 12 2012
06:10 PM
Tracy,Feb 8 2012
03:44 PM

Spoiler Alert: It's the Masons

NOW YOU TELLS THEM SO I GIVES YOU THREE MASON DROP THROUGH TABLE!!!!!

[Mason then beat up all the fan even children]

[Mason then finger TV audience, EVEN, CHILDREN].
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CobiWann
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El Dandy,Feb 12 2012
07:08 PM
JeremyS,Feb 12 2012
06:10 PM
Tracy,Feb 8 2012
03:44 PM

Spoiler Alert: It's the Masons

NOW YOU TELLS THEM SO I GIVES YOU THREE MASON DROP THROUGH TABLE!!!!!

[Mason then beat up all the fan even children]

[Mason then finger TV audience, EVEN, CHILDREN].

Ok, stop before we get reported to the FBI. Again.
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RedRajah
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CobiWann,Feb 13 2012
11:19 AM
El Dandy,Feb 12 2012
07:08 PM
JeremyS,Feb 12 2012
06:10 PM
Tracy,Feb 8 2012
03:44 PM

Spoiler Alert: It's the Masons

NOW YOU TELLS THEM SO I GIVES YOU THREE MASON DROP THROUGH TABLE!!!!!

[Mason then beat up all the fan even children]

[Mason then finger TV audience, EVEN, CHILDREN].

Ok, stop before we get reported to the FBI. Again.

"Hi, Chris Hansen. I'm your wife's divorce lawyer. Mind having a seat over there?"
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Tracy
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JeremyS,Feb 12 2012
06:10 PM
Tracy,Feb 8 2012
03:44 PM

Spoiler Alert: It's the Masons

NOW YOU TELLS THEM SO I GIVES YOU THREE MASON DROP THROUGH TABLE!!!!!

[Mason then beat up all the fan even children]

I IS ALIEN ROTHCHILD LIZARDMAN! RHAAAAA!

(suddenly, the fingering seems to make more sense)
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CobiWann
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Regarding last night's RAW, it was nice to see Zack Ryder getting a push.
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RedRajah
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CobiWann,Feb 14 2012
07:24 AM
Regarding last night's RAW, it was nice to see Zack Ryder getting a push.

GET BACK IN THE DAMN FRIDGE! HOW CAN THE HERO SUFFER IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING MAULED AND SHAT UPON?!

Ryder is the Padme to Cena's Anakin.
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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rcole
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Yep. Big push... off the stage.
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rcole,Feb 14 2012
10:39 AM
Yep. Big push... off the stage.

He's going for the Randy Savage heel turn, I suppose. "Those eyes ... lust Eve." Can Cena rise above even this much hate with the Rock looming? I don't know.
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Wookiee71
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Ryder is becoming John Cena's personal Make-A-Wish Kid.
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Wookiee71,Feb 14 2012
12:58 PM
Ryder is becoming John Cena's personal Make-A-Wish Kid.

WWE should have Make-A-Wish kids turn against Cena.

"I don't want Cena, I want Kofi Kingston!"

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CobiWann,Feb 14 2012
01:03 PM
WWE should have Make-A-Wish kids turn against Cena.

"I don't want Cena, I want Kofi Kingston!"

"Where's Hornswaggle and my box of spiders? Now I'm gonna die unfulfilled!"
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