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Official World Title Tournament thread
Topic Started: May 6 2012, 06:33 PM (4,305 Views)
sychosys
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JRuss,Jul 4 2012
04:32 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 3 2012
01:31 AM
SUDDEN TANGENT ALERT

I never understood the purpose of Piper Evans there with SB. She was handled by someone else entirely, but was in a fed with no female division whatsoever to be the manager of a tag team run by two other people. At least Erotic Erin and the Suicide Blondes were all run by the same person. There was no "money" in having Craven feuding with a tag team's female manager. The logistics of the whole thing is just weird.

Also...WHY WAS SB'S THEME MUSIC "BACK THAT ASS UP"!?!?!

Strictly Business, indeed.

Don't quote me on this, but I think that was Blue's idea. She was handled by Jenn (?) something or other if I remember correctly. She definitely didn't fit in, but since when does having a mix between a raver and Rainbow Bright around constitute a bad idea?

Twenty years from now, it will all make perfect sense...
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 3 2012
08:27 PM
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KG: Now coming to the ring.  Hailing from the sunny shores of California, at a combined weight of four hundred fifty-two (452) pounds, they are both very accomplished wrestlers in the singles ranks, and are currently the EMWC Tag Team Champions of the World... They
are Andrew "Flash" Tucker, "Money Driven" Mike Sebastian...

...STRICTLY BUSINESS!!!

[The crowd immediately leaps to their feet and fills the arena with cheers as "Back 'Dat Ass Up" by Juvenile reverberates off of the arena walls, the lights dimming to black.  Two bright green spotlights lance from the heavens, striking down at the head of the aisleway, and two figures soon saunter out from the back and into the spotlights, the pop becoming even more audible.]

:crying:

Don't mess with the Bert Sugar of e-wrestling, Jase.
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Jul 3 2012
04:35 AM
After a quick bit of searching, it appears that Piper Evans became the manager of The Outfit after SB departed.

Then, at Rising Sun Rumble 2000, during a Tower of Doom match, she slammed the cage door shut on Craven's head to help Dave Bryant win the Tower for The Foundation.

It's at least teased on that show that Bryant and Evans are together. I can't recall that being a long-term thing though nor what we did with Craven after that.

Rob. Seriously.

I love Rob Donovan. I have for years. I was a secret supporter of him in the E and always would tell Blue in email that Donovan needed to be pushed at or near the top. I never said it in IRC because I was embarrassed to admit I actually liked your work. No offense or anything.

However, why on EARTH is Dave Bryant NOT in AWA? That dude would fit like a goddamned glove. Wise up!
Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out.

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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 3 2012
03:27 PM
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KG: Now coming to the ring.  Hailing from the sunny shores of California, at a combined weight of four hundred fifty-two (452) pounds, they are both very accomplished wrestlers in the singles ranks, and are currently the EMWC Tag Team Champions of the World... They
are Andrew "Flash" Tucker, "Money Driven" Mike Sebastian...

...STRICTLY BUSINESS!!!

[The crowd immediately leaps to their feet and fills the arena with cheers as "Back 'Dat Ass Up" by Juvenile reverberates off of the arena walls, the lights dimming to black.  Two bright green spotlights lance from the heavens, striking down at the head of the aisleway, and two figures soon saunter out from the back and into the spotlights, the pop becoming even more audible.]

:crying:

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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 3 2012
03:27 PM
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KG: Now coming to the ring.  Hailing from the sunny shores of California, at a combined weight of four hundred fifty-two (452) pounds, they are both very accomplished wrestlers in the singles ranks, and are currently the EMWC Tag Team Champions of the World... They
are Andrew "Flash" Tucker, "Money Driven" Mike Sebastian...

...STRICTLY BUSINESS!!!

[The crowd immediately leaps to their feet and fills the arena with cheers as "Back 'Dat Ass Up" by Juvenile reverberates off of the arena walls, the lights dimming to black.  Two bright green spotlights lance from the heavens, striking down at the head of the aisleway, and two figures soon saunter out from the back and into the spotlights, the pop becoming even more audible.]

:crying:

The bigger question is why did Ken Graham say their weight twice? And did he say "Open parentheses 452 close parentheses" the second time?
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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JRuss,Jul 3 2012
02:32 PM
Don't quote me on this, but I think that was Blue's idea. She was handled by Jenn (?) something or other if I remember correctly. She definitely didn't fit in, but since when does having a mix between a raver and Rainbow Bright around constitute a bad idea?

That's entirely possible. She was a nice enough person and wanted to join the fed. In the absence of a women's division, it was the next best thing I could do. Satin Sheets was in the E at one point too for similar reasons.
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ProfessorDoran,Jul 3 2012
04:10 PM
BigPoppaBuyrate,Jul 3 2012
04:35 AM
After a quick bit of searching, it appears that Piper Evans became the manager of The Outfit after SB departed. 

Then, at Rising Sun Rumble 2000, during a Tower of Doom match, she slammed the cage door shut on Craven's head to help Dave Bryant win the Tower for The Foundation. 

It's at least teased on that show that Bryant and Evans are together.  I can't recall that being a long-term thing though nor what we did with Craven after that.

Rob. Seriously.

I love Rob Donovan. I have for years. I was a secret supporter of him in the E and always would tell Blue in email that Donovan needed to be pushed at or near the top. I never said it in IRC because I was embarrassed to admit I actually liked your work. No offense or anything.

However, why on EARTH is Dave Bryant NOT in AWA? That dude would fit like a goddamned glove. Wise up!

Oddly, Mr. Doran, somebody else whom I shall not name echoed a similar sentiment.

Perhaps it'll happen! After all, ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN IN ... wait, wrong catchphrase.

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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 2 2012
12:01 PM
I think it's illegal for Jerby Jezz vs Bumble Bee not to happen.

I kinda thought so but I'm concerned that a spot going to one of those two in the Sweet Sixteen might be considered as "wasted" since neither are typically singles wrestlers and both have essentially been JTTS so far.
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Oh, and I can't believe Jase didn't remember using Back Dat Ass Up.

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Wow ... WOW it's like I'm sitting in a therapist's office recovering lost memories! Piper Evans, the confusion with Lydia, that ... tower cage match thingie~! It's all coming at me from out of the haze~!
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Jul 4 2012
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 2 2012
12:01 PM
I think it's illegal for Jerby Jezz vs Bumble Bee not to happen.

I kinda thought so but I'm concerned that a spot going to one of those two in the Sweet Sixteen might be considered as "wasted" since neither are typically singles wrestlers and both have essentially been JTTS so far.

What's a tournament without surprises? You let Mark II go pretty far in the Stampede Cup.

No winners penciled in, but plenty of losers penciled out...
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sychosys,Jul 3 2012
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Jul 4 2012
11:23 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 2 2012
12:01 PM
I think it's illegal for Jerby Jezz vs Bumble Bee not to happen.

I kinda thought so but I'm concerned that a spot going to one of those two in the Sweet Sixteen might be considered as "wasted" since neither are typically singles wrestlers and both have essentially been JTTS so far.

What's a tournament without surprises? You let Mark II go pretty far in the Stampede Cup.

No winners penciled in, but plenty of losers penciled out...

Alternatively, Maximus will need someone else 'fed' to him after he gets done with BC Da Mastah MC or SDW in the second round.

It'll be a valiant David vs. Goliath effort that just falls short. And the streak goes on :boxing:
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ElSavaje,Jul 4 2012
12:15 AM
sychosys,Jul 3 2012
10:01 PM
BigPoppaBuyrate,Jul 4 2012
11:23 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 2 2012
12:01 PM
I think it's illegal for Jerby Jezz vs Bumble Bee not to happen.

I kinda thought so but I'm concerned that a spot going to one of those two in the Sweet Sixteen might be considered as "wasted" since neither are typically singles wrestlers and both have essentially been JTTS so far.

What's a tournament without surprises? You let Mark II go pretty far in the Stampede Cup.

No winners penciled in, but plenty of losers penciled out...

Alternatively, Maximus will need someone else 'fed' to him after he gets done with BC Da Mastah MC or SDW in the second round.

It'll be a valiant David vs. Goliath effort that just falls short. And the streak goes on :boxing:

SDW will be QUITE upset at the implication that he would be "fed" to Maximus. That might be enough to get that good ol' boy riled up, son.
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Maximus instead will be fed to Skywalker Jones for stealing "The world is mine!" from him so blatantly, playa'!
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Jul 4 2012
08:45 AM
ElSavaje,Jul 4 2012
12:15 AM
sychosys,Jul 3 2012
10:01 PM
BigPoppaBuyrate,Jul 4 2012
11:23 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jul 2 2012
12:01 PM
I think it's illegal for Jerby Jezz vs Bumble Bee not to happen.

I kinda thought so but I'm concerned that a spot going to one of those two in the Sweet Sixteen might be considered as "wasted" since neither are typically singles wrestlers and both have essentially been JTTS so far.

What's a tournament without surprises? You let Mark II go pretty far in the Stampede Cup.

No winners penciled in, but plenty of losers penciled out...

Alternatively, Maximus will need someone else 'fed' to him after he gets done with BC Da Mastah MC or SDW in the second round.

It'll be a valiant David vs. Goliath effort that just falls short. And the streak goes on :boxing:

SDW will be QUITE upset at the implication that he would be "fed" to Maximus. That might be enough to get that good ol' boy riled up, son.

Book it!
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