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| FERRETS!; Let's start this off in style | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 13 2005, 12:34 AM (732 Views) | |
| BigPoppaBuyrate | Nov 13 2005, 12:34 AM Post #1 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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Well, since I started this on IRC today, I'll continue it here and get this started with one of my favs. Now, this one never actually happened "on air" but it was stratted for and is a great part of e-w folklore. I'll try and keep this without names for obvious reasons... unless someone pisses me off, then the names go aflyin'. Most E handlers know who this is anyways so... here goes. In the EMWC many moons ago, there was a Tower of Doom match. To the best of my recall, there was a Syndicate team against a team of E faces. One of the faces on that team came up with a brilliant idea that was sure to lead them to victory over the Syndicate. He stratted to turn ferrets loose under the ring prior to the match. Now... you may be asking yourself... "Why?" So that these ferrets would chew away at the ring supports, weakening its' structure so that at a key point in the match, this character would powerbomb Syndicate manager Brian Lau down to the canvas... ...and right through the ring. ... And you thought strats were only good for coming up with counters to your opponent's finisher! I've got ton of these e-wrestlecrap moments... some of which I even let happen [yes, I can even make fun of my own stuff]. Have fun with this topic, my friends. It's the lasting legacy of e-w days gone by! |
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| bbedlam | Nov 13 2005, 12:46 AM Post #2 |
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Hustlin' Tom Turkey
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An ... interesting.... idea. But I had ferrets for quite some time and they never really had a fascination for chewing on wood. Leather, yes. Wood? Not so much. He should have stratted for beavers perhaps. |
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| Requiem | Nov 15 2005, 04:50 AM Post #3 |
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Angel of Destruction
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Ferret Boy? Is that you? Sigh. Happy times ![]() Martin (Used to run the fed that dare not whimper its name...) |
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Martin. Former Angel of Destruction, and UKCW El Presidente. UKCW is back! Tomorrow's wrestling ... TODAY! JOIN NOW, DAMNIT!
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| StevieScott | Jul 3 2008, 06:01 PM Post #4 |
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...EVEN CHILDREN!
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Man, this story never gets old. Just wondering, how were the faces supposed to know when the ferrets had finished their job and the time was right to powerbomb Lau through the ring and into certain demise? Did they have little ferret radios? Or was Q...I mean, someone able to communicate with said ferrets via telepathy? What really would have been funny if you had used the strat, except made it backfire on the one who concocted the brilliance. |
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"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children. | |
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| DaveG | Aug 5 2008, 12:16 AM Post #5 |
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Bushido Brown
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The Bill Clinton angle is better. |
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| husasa | Oct 8 2012, 03:43 AM Post #6 |
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Oglethorpe
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Just wondering, how were the faces supposed to know when the ferrets had finished their job and the time was right to powerbomb Lau through the ring and into certain demise? Did they have little ferret radios? Or was Q...I mean, someone able to communicate with said ferrets via telepathy? ____________________________________ Love life, cherish life,and enjoy every day http://www.mmolive.com/ http://www.mmohome.com/ |
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