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SATURDAY NIGHT 5-8-10; With 50% Juan Vasquez namedropping!
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Mozeart	May 12 2010, 05:56 PM Post #61
Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do... Posts: 1,860 Group: Super Members Member #43 Joined: February 28, 2005	TheFlodaddy,May 12 2010 10:08 AM BigPoppaBuyrate,May 12 2010 10:02 AM Speaking of which, the one character type that strikes me as odd that we've failed at having many of is the loverboy. Jimmy Garvin, Eddie Gilbert, Rick Rude, Big Poppa Pump, Rick Martel, Luger as a heel - that dickhead heel who was obsessed with his own looks and physique and thought he was God's gift to women. It's weird you mention this, I was thinking about that this morning. How has Rick Rude not been cloned... er.. homaged... yet? I made a guy for IPW who's supposed to look like him: "Sexual Assassin" Jefferson Rockford. His persona is that of an uber-pervert/idiot so it's not a straight rip. Well, some of the moves. Mainly the hip swivel. Lots of swiveling. Closest thing I'm aware of for an E-W Lesnar is (I hate to reference my own guy, but...) William Craven in 2002-2004. Pretty much his entire WWO stint and for some time after he was this indestructible monster who could pull off just about any feat of strength/throw. He didn't really fly at any point though, so that's not so Lesnar. Dude ... "That's so Lesnar" could be a saying. A saying that'd get you stoned on the street, but whatever. Seriously though, Lesnar is just about the only ridiculous tough guy in wrestling to follow through and prove himself to be just as bad as he was portrayed outside of wrestling, isn't he? Steve Williams got beat up by Bart Gunn, who lost to Butterbean who oddly is trying to become a wrestler, I guess. Brian "Crush" Adams I read, at one point, tried to break into MMA and got murderized. Trained by Antonio Inoki and he got murderized. Inoki being, perhaps, the only other example besides Lesnar of a wrestler doing extra special well in MMA. Hell, didn't he just about invent the sport? Ahem, enough rambling. This thread has inspired me to rewrite my retarded hillbilly Andre clone. Yes, it's just as horrible as it sounds.
	And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!


BigPoppaBuyrate	May 12 2010, 10:25 PM Post #62
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	ElSavaje,May 12 2010 03:29 PM Pffft. Someone pay homage to Dory Funk Jr. and have him make Mizusawa submit to a spinning toe hold. In fact, where's the Funk brothers homage? I gave up a long time ago but I always had visions of Buse bringing in Courtade as a pissed off old man Terry Funk. Vasquez wins the title someday... Courtade confronts him about a title shot... gets shot down... "Well, I was just kiddin', Juan... I was just kiddin'. I just wanted to congratulate you and shake your hand and tell you you're the best champ-" WHAMMO! Lariat! Oh, and then there'd be a table piledriver where the table doesn't break. EXTREEEEME!



BigPoppaBuyrate	May 12 2010, 10:26 PM Post #63
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	Mozeart,May 12 2010 05:56 PM Seriously though, Lesnar is just about the only ridiculous tough guy in wrestling to follow through and prove himself to be just as bad as he was portrayed outside of wrestling, isn't he? Haku says hello.



Overly_Critical_Jue	May 12 2010, 10:28 PM Post #64
Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez! Posts: 5,632 Group: Super Members Member #15 Joined: January 17, 2005	Man, Blue sure does love having Vasquez job, get beatdown or otherwise be humiliated in some way in his fantasy booking! Where's Jason Keening's beatdown in your imagination!



BigPoppaBuyrate	May 12 2010, 11:02 PM Post #65
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	Overly_Critical_Jue,May 12 2010 10:28 PM Man, Blue sure does love having Vasquez job, get beatdown or otherwise be humiliated in some way in his fantasy booking! Where's Jason Keening's beatdown in your imagination! We always torment the characters we love... Casey got a finger ripped off. Matthews' wife got blown up. Martinez' wife slept with Caleb friggin' Temple. Hardin got his ranch burned down. And so on... and so on... and so on...



ProfessorDoran	May 13 2010, 07:05 AM Post #66
The Learning Tree Posts: 1,032 Group: Super Members Member #5 Joined: January 16, 2005	BigPoppaBuyrate,May 13 2010 04:02 AM Overly_Critical_Jue,May 12 2010 10:28 PM Man, Blue sure does love having Vasquez job, get beatdown or otherwise be humiliated in some way in his fantasy booking! Where's Jason Keening's beatdown in your imagination! We always torment the characters we love... Casey got a finger ripped off. Matthews' wife got blown up. Martinez' wife slept with Caleb friggin' Temple. Hardin got his ranch burned down. And so on... and so on... and so on... Temple had his house broken into!!!
	Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out. http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html


keenings	May 13 2010, 08:19 AM Post #67
Guards! Seize him!! Posts: 450 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: March 28, 2005	Overly_Critical_Jue,May 12 2010 10:28 PM Where's Jason Keening's beatdown in your imagination! Pfft! What imagination? Go back through the archives and found out how Courtade made his debut in the E.



BigPoppaBuyrate	May 13 2010, 10:44 AM Post #68
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	keenings,May 13 2010 08:19 AM Overly_Critical_Jue,May 12 2010 10:28 PM Where's Jason Keening's beatdown in your imagination! Pfft! What imagination? Go back through the archives and found out how Courtade made his debut in the E. Erm. Odds are high that that's not actually up in the archive yet. Sorry!



Overly_Critical_Jue	May 13 2010, 01:14 PM Post #69
Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez! Posts: 5,632 Group: Super Members Member #15 Joined: January 17, 2005	We don't even have any apps in the apps archive! Just a link to yahoo! Who uses yahoo???



BigPoppaBuyrate	May 13 2010, 02:08 PM Post #70
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	Overly_Critical_Jue,May 13 2010 01:14 PM We don't even have any apps in the apps archive! Just a link to yahoo! Who uses yahoo??? If you'd pointed that earlier, I could have fixed it! http://www.ewarchive.com/The_E-W_Archive/T...pp_Archive.html



JeremySatwork	May 13 2010, 03:28 PM Post #71
Unregistered	BigPoppaBuyrate,May 12 2010 10:26 PM Mozeart,May 12 2010 05:56 PM Seriously though, Lesnar is just about the only ridiculous tough guy in wrestling to follow through and prove himself to be just as bad as he was portrayed outside of wrestling, isn't he? Haku says hello. The problem is that he didn't do anything in front of cameras. Though I think about 85% of the wrestling autobiographies I've read has a story about him.
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Overly_Critical_Jue	May 13 2010, 04:41 PM Post #72
Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez! Posts: 5,632 Group: Super Members Member #15 Joined: January 17, 2005	Reading some of those apps made me chuckle a bit. From Scorpio using a bodyslam for a finisher all the way up to William Craven using the old "He's so dominant, he might accidentally get DQ'd for kicking too much ass while kicking some guy's ass" for a weakness. And Gary Grayson's app just confirms to me that I was right in liking that character as one of my all-time favorites...even if he got butt raped by Holden McGroin.



BigPoppaBuyrate	May 13 2010, 04:55 PM Post #73
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	JeremySatwork,May 13 2010 03:28 PM BigPoppaBuyrate,May 12 2010 10:26 PM Mozeart,May 12 2010 05:56 PM Seriously though, Lesnar is just about the only ridiculous tough guy in wrestling to follow through and prove himself to be just as bad as he was portrayed outside of wrestling, isn't he? Haku says hello. The problem is that he didn't do anything in front of cameras. Though I think about 85% of the wrestling autobiographies I've read has a story about him. Oh, come on. He no-sold a wooden chair shot while he had the Tongan Death Grip locked on someone. Just stood there with the remnants of the chair hanging around his neck. And after reading his wiki page, here's my favorite part: Even renowned hardman Bad News Brown said in interviews that Fifita was without a doubt the most vigorous. Bill Goldberg has also called him the toughest man he's been in the ring with. His one time manager, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan said in a shoot interview that Haku was "the toughest man I've ever met in my life." In 1987, Haku had a backstage fight with Jesse Barr (who wrestled at the WWF as Jimmy Jack Funk) which allegedly resulted in Fifita gouging one of Barr's eyeballs out, causing Barr to later wear a glass eye. After this fight, Fifita had a reputation that steered wrestlers away from backstage confrontations. In the book Arn Anderson: 4 Ever, Arn Anderson cites an event where Fifita pushed a cowboy through two sets of doors with one hand - and a conversation with The Barbarian about who was tougher. The Barbarian just shook his head when Anderson asked who would win in a fight between him and Fifita and stated "Meng's the man." He also had an altercation with Brutus Beefcake after Beefcake complained to WWF management that Tonga slapped him too hard during a match. After WWF management informed Tonga, he immediately went to the locker room and grabbed Beefcake out of the shower, and began choking him, lifting him two feet off the floor. Other wrestlers were hesitant to break it up, so finally Hulk Hogan (who Tonga respected) was called in and was able to calm Tonga down.



TheFlodaddy	May 13 2010, 04:59 PM Post #74
Robert Jebediah "Granddad" "Mr. Bitches" Freeman Posts: 626 Group: Super Members Member #242 Joined: March 22, 2007	BigPoppaBuyrate,May 13 2010 04:55 PM He also had an altercation with Brutus Beefcake after Beefcake complained to WWF management that Tonga slapped him too hard during a match. After WWF management informed Tonga, he immediately went to the locker room and grabbed Beefcake out of the shower, and began choking him, lifting him two feet off the floor. Other wrestlers were hesitant to break it up, so finally Hulk Hogan (who Tonga respected) was called in and was able to calm Tonga down.[/b] Lol... Meng respects Hogan, that's lmfao-ish! The irony is that it sounds like Meng legit used Beefcake's own WWF finisher on him. That's bad ass on so many levels.



BigPoppaBuyrate	May 13 2010, 05:32 PM Post #75
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	Watched the Top Ten moments on Piper's Pit on 24/7 this morning. I demand someone other than the National Champion come up with a good idea for a "weekly" interview segment where some big angles occur. Make it happen! I can also predict the first person who will respond to this with an idea. We shall see if I'm correct. Honor system!

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