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| The PBS on Youtube; The Stud Makes a Plea | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 4 2009, 09:22 PM (431 Views) | |
| blibblab | Aug 4 2009, 09:22 PM Post #1 |
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[Youtube clip starts to roll, showing the man known as the Polar Bear Stud sitting down on a couch. He's... changed... a little bit since last scene in Japan while wrestling G-Pro. His normally thin & evenly cropped beard is now a scruffy unkept mess. His normally styled short hair is now a little long and not groomed. He's got bags under his eyes, and he looks generally worn out. Overall? He looks like a man who's given up. The Stud wears a pair of jeans and a black & white Affliction T-shirt that fits tightly over his still in shape frame. In front of him is a can Milwaukee's Best. With a gravely voice, the Stud leans in.] PBS: "Doc"... Brah, I need my coat, brah - [The Stud holds his hand up.] PBS: Naw, naw, naw... BRO - cause you ain't no brah to me. BRO, you got to gimme back my coat. THE Coat. It's been, like, a million years now, bro. [The Stud gasps - then coughs - showing he's still uneasy in a world without his white fur coat.] PBS: You don't know what's it been like, bro. I feel like some sort of beta out here without it! I feel... I feel... Like some common "dude"! Shoot, bro, it must be what you feel like everyday of your life! [The Stud shakes his head in confusion.] PBS: I go to the club and I don't even get my table no more, bro! I've been drinking beer, bro! BEER! No bottles of Patron or Grey Goose... or even some vodka and Red Bull! Just some beer, man! It's like I'm turnin' into some sort of... not... cool... guy. [The Stud almost seems to be on the verge of tears.] PBS: Bro! Do you know it's been like with the girlie-girls! Shit man! I've been strikin' out like nothin' before! It's like I go up to some hottie and I got no hook, man! I mean, it's been so long, I... I... [The Stud sits back and waves his hands.] PBS: Naw, bro... I can't even... I can't even say it. I... [The Stud pauses, closes his eyes and then holds his head in his hands.] PBS: I... I even considered... Fat girls. [A shiver runs down the spine of the Stud as he says the word "fat".] PBS: Is that enough, bro?!? Do you have to continue this torture, man?!? You're not allowin' me to me! You're not allowin' the Stud to be unleashed on the world like I should be! [The excitement's too much as the Stud coughs again and groans in pain.] PBS: Bro, just... Just gimme the coat, brah. Man, you want a coat? I can get one of your perv trenchcoats, no prob. Or is it a robe? [The Stud shrugs.] PBS: Whatever, broperv, same diff, you know? But I can get you one if ya want one. Just get me my - THE - Coat. Cool, bro? [The Stud reaches over for his beer and slugs a bit away, groaning again afterward right before the video cuts out.] Just needed to write something PBS while his feds are on hiatus |
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| JeremyS | Aug 14 2009, 10:42 AM Post #2 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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[Another YouTube clip is shown, this one of a very sunny day in a suburban Arizona neighborhood. There is a white Cadillac parked here, and standing next to it is Doc Holliday. The lean, clean-shaven man with the light-brown wavy mullet is wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey and white slacks... decidedly not his normal wrestling show attire.] DH: Ah done heard yer message, Stud. Ah gotta apologize. Ah fergot ah had yer coat. Ah reckon ah'll give it back nex' time ah have a bookin' in Japan. But ya know, it's an awful hot summer in Tucson. Usually is, mind ya. But th' patent leather seats in mah Caddy git real hot if ah don' cover 'em from direct sun... [Doc opens the driver's side door, to reveal that he has a fine white fur seat cover... with sleeves and a zipper.] DH: It even doubles as a warmer if ah bring home takeout... ah kin jus' wrap it up in thet thang an' keep it nice an' warm. But don' worry. Ah ain't used it ta change mah oil. Yet. [Doc chuckles, and the video ends.] Gotta keep it going until Fletch reopens G-Pro again. :-) |
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| blibblab | Sep 2 2009, 06:27 PM Post #3 |
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[The ol' YouTube clips starts running, showing the Polar Bear Stud - wearing a white hoodie with the words "Nobody Touches The Coat" in black bold lettering and a pair of white sweatpants. He's still on his couch with an open can of Pabst Blue Ribbon in his left hand. He looks shaken, amazed, and angered all in one.] PBS: B... Bro! BRO! [The Stud looks over to his left and then moves the webcam over to show the frozen clip of the white fur coat of the Stud - The Coat - in Doc Holliday's Cadillac.] PBS: Seriously, Bro?!? SERIOUS, MAN?!? Shit, you even put a zipper on The Coat!? And you puttin' your filthy man-rear on The Coat?!? [The webcam's moved back over to show the still shocked Stud - who's still looking worse for wear.] PBS: Broperv, that's like some sort of destruction of property on top of kidnappin'! And you're using it warm food? [The Stud puts a hand over his forehead.] PBS: The Coat's not for that, bro! Stop being such a beta male and just gimme back The Coat, bro! And dry clean that shit off of it, too! DAMN! [The Polar Bear Stud shakes his head before the video cuts off.] |
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| blibblab | Sep 29 2009, 11:30 PM Post #4 |
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[Finally, the Youtube video loads up - it's in HD! Sitting down on a couch, with a fistful of tortilla chips, is a really beaten-down looking Polar Bear Stud. He's wearing (the same?) white hoodie and sweat pants as from before. He's also got a some stubble growing on his face that's a different & darker shade than his white goatee. Basically, he's a mess.] PBS: Bro. [The Stud moans out the next word.] PBS: PLLLEEEEAAASSSEEE. [The eyes droop a bit.] PBS: Bro, it's like... months, bro. Months. [The Stud sighs.] PBS: Bro... BRO... You ruined my summer-summer, bro. I didn't even get to one pool party, bro. Not one! [Is that a tear?] PBS: That's like, pick-up central, bro. Not that some rainbow warrior like yourself would understand, you know. But bro? You fucked up my summer, bro. [Finally, some passion from the almost lifeless Stud.] PBS: I didn't even make it out to Labor Day Weekend, Bro! [The Stud shakes his head.] PBS: All I could think about is what sort of sick, twist, perverted thing that bro-brain was thinkin' up... Doin'... [The Stud pauses, gulping, before continuing.] PBS: What you're doin' to The Coat, bro! THE COAT! I can't even think what my main man Kim's goin' to do to repair it. [PBS shakes his head again.] PBS: Come on, bro. Just... Just ship it back, bro. Please. PLLLEEEAASSEEE. [With that, he stuffs his face with some chips before the video ends.] |
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| JeremyS | Sep 30 2009, 12:18 AM Post #5 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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[Oh, wait... it's anoter YouTube reply from some rarely used account named SunDevilOutlaw or whatever... Doc Holliday is hosting a college football watching party at his house. Unfortunately for Doc, his beloved Arizona State Sun Devils are going to lose to the Georgia Bulldogs. On the bright side, the living room table has lots of buffalo wings and pizza and nachos and dip, and it's all laying on an attractive white fuzzy... Coat.] Doc Holliday: Stud, ah heard tell yer still cryin' about yer coat. A broken man, they tell me, a shadow. Ah hear tell ya do nothin' but set home cryin' an' makin' fool videos beggin' me ta send ya back yer coat. Thet don' sound real Alpha ta me. Thet ain't even Beta. In fact, ya done fell alla way down ta Omicron. Yer coat's gittin' real good use. Ah reckon it matches mah livin' room rug an' decor right nice. Don' worry, ah ain't a-gonna spill no dip on it. Voice from off camera: Oops. Doc Holliday: Howevah, ah make no promises fer anyone else heah at mah party. Beside, if ya was half th' Alpha ya said ya was, ya'd come down ta Tucson an' git it from me lak a real man. Ya spat in mah face an' slapped me, Stud. Ah done somethin' about it, since G-Pro promotahs begged me not ta cripple ya durin' yer title match. Thet's whut separates me an' you. When ah'm wronged, ah do somethin' about it. Voice from off camera: Whoops! Doc Holliday: Now lissen close, Omicron! Ah reckon ah done ya a favor, weanin' ya from yer security blanket. Now git up an' go be a man. Ah got nothin' more ta say. Voice from off camera: Oooh, sorry. Doc Holliday: Nothin' except... ... ...this thang s'posed ta go inna wash, or git dry-cleaned? [And we cut.] |
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| sychosys | Dec 22 2012, 04:34 AM Post #6 |
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This Space For Rent
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CLOSURE! I NEED CLOSURE, DAMMIT! |
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