The Bulldog Brown Table FAQ

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The Bulldog Brown Table FAQ; Because I'm bored
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sychosys	Dec 30 2012, 05:40 AM Post #1
This Space For Rent Posts: 4,192 Group: Super Members Member #300 Joined: March 18, 2008	What is the Bulldog Brown Table? The Bulldog Brown Table is a prop that has appeared in several matches featuring the "Sychosys" Joe Petrow character. Who is Bulldog Brown? "Bulldog" Bob Brown is a rare example of a character that has made the jump from real professional wrestling to e-wrestling. The real wrestler was a journeyman Canadian wrestler who wrestled into his late 50's. For reasons unknown, the IIWF used Bulldog Brown as the grizzled interviewer of the fed (loosely analogous to the AWA's Colt Patterson). Unfortunately, the real world Bob Brown died of a heart attack on February 5th, 1997, and the IIWF recognized this death in the e-wrestling world. Why a Bulldog Brown Table? The IIWF feud between Sychosys and "Dirt Dog" Unique Allah culminated at Ring Wars III (air date March 22nd, 1997) in a "Seven Tables of Fear" match, the winner of which would be the first person to put his opponent through four of the seven tables. To add a little color to the match, all of the tables featured portraits (drawn by renowned sports artists, the late LeRoy Neiman) of IIWF staff members, the final one being Bulldog Brown. In the course of the match, all six of the other tables were broken with the score tied at three tables apiece. Allah powerbombed Sychosys directly on the table; however the table did not break (providing the joke from "Soundbite" Steve Roberts that "Bulldog got in one last no-sell") After a series of other absurd events, Petrow and Allah grabbed either other in a headlock, dived through the ropes, and destroyed the table together, leading to the match ending in a draw. Though destroyed, the Bulldog Brown table would be resurrected as a weapon in the May 1997 "Audience Participation" match with Steve Kowalski. At the end of the match, Petrow's fans threw the duck-taped, resurrected Bulldog Brown table (with the visage looking like "a Picasso picture of Bulldog Brown"), and Petrow would hit his finisher on Kowalski through the table to win the match and the Cruiserweight title. From this point on, the Bulldog Brown table would become inextricably linked with the Sychosys character. How many times has the Bulldog Brown table appeared? In additioned to the forementioned matches, the Bulldog Brown table has made at least three more appearances: 1. The second IIWF Seven Tables of Fear match in 1998 was a three way tag team match, featuring seven tables with pictures of famous IIWf tag teams. However, after the match ended in a three way tie, the Bulldog Brown table, taped together to restore it to use was brought to the ring as the eighth, tiebreaking table. Team Sychosys would go on to win the match and the IIWF tag team championships. 2. In the first appearance outside of the table outside of the IIWF, Brody Thunder would bring the table into play during their "Outlaw Rules" match at the JStar show in 2004. Petrow would fail to connect on Thunder with a moonsault, crashing into the table instead, though failing to break it. Thunder would also go on to hit a piledriver on Petrow on the table, but again fail to break it, marking the first time that the table would appear in a match without breaking. 3. In the buildup to the SPW Charity Carnage 2009 bring-your-own-weapon-battle-royale, Petrow was shown attempting to get the Bulldog Brown table onto an airplane at Narita Airport, but failing to get it through customs. The table itself was not used in the actual match. Where is the Bulldog Brown table now?* The current location of the Bulldog Brown table is unknown...but one never knows where it might turn up next.



Walls	Dec 30 2012, 12:10 PM Post #2
The Luther Burger Posts: 1,355 Group: Super Members Member #60 Joined: March 29, 2005	Fun fact: the kayfabe son of Bulldog was "Pitbull" Kerry Brown of Stampede fame (as well as a few other territories) whom I travelled a lot with including a Death Tour.



guzzdude	Dec 30 2012, 12:29 PM Post #3
Martin Luther King, Jr Posts: 711 Group: Super Members Member #10 Joined: January 17, 2005	Nice little read, fun stuff.



sychosys	Dec 30 2012, 04:13 PM Post #4
This Space For Rent Posts: 4,192 Group: Super Members Member #300 Joined: March 18, 2008	Walls,Dec 31 2012 02:10 AM Fun fact: the kayfabe son of Bulldog was "Pitbull" Kerry Brown of Stampede fame (as well as a few other territories) whom I travelled a lot with including a Death Tour. Apologies if you've mentioned this already, but what was your wrestling name?



BigPoppaBuyrate	Dec 30 2012, 04:18 PM Post #5
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	Berlin Walls - crazy frozen Nazi reanimated in the present day gimmick



StevieScott	Dec 30 2012, 05:25 PM Post #6
...EVEN CHILDREN! Posts: 776 Group: Super Members Member #42 Joined: February 25, 2005	BigPoppaBuyrate,Dec 30 2012 04:18 PM Berlin Walls - crazy frozen Nazi reanimated in the present day gimmick You just gave the WWE creative team a new idea.
	"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children.


guzzdude	Dec 30 2012, 05:34 PM Post #7
Martin Luther King, Jr Posts: 711 Group: Super Members Member #10 Joined: January 17, 2005	I'll come to Wallie's defense (momentarily!) but the last name I know that he used was Adrian Walls...though if he had gone with Blue's idea he might be sitting in Antonio Cesaro's shoes right now claiming no US wrestler could beat him for his title!



BigPoppaBuyrate	Dec 30 2012, 06:17 PM Post #8
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996 Posts: 4,124 Group: Super Members Member #57 Joined: March 18, 2005	StevieScott,Dec 30 2012 02:25 PM BigPoppaBuyrate,Dec 30 2012 04:18 PM Berlin Walls - crazy frozen Nazi reanimated in the present day gimmick You just gave the WWE creative team a new idea. Funny enough, I stole it from them. Apparently that was one of the discussed gimmicks for Heidenreich.



sychosys	Dec 30 2012, 09:39 PM Post #9
This Space For Rent Posts: 4,192 Group: Super Members Member #300 Joined: March 18, 2008	guzzdude,Dec 31 2012 07:34 AM I'll come to Wallie's defense (momentarily!) but the last name I know that he used was Adrian Walls...though if he had gone with Blue's idea he might be sitting in Antonio Cesaro's shoes right now claiming no US wrestler could beat him for his title! This Adrian Walls? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1l3wd_ad...un#.UOD6rLu_E5c



Walls	Dec 30 2012, 09:52 PM Post #10
The Luther Burger Posts: 1,355 Group: Super Members Member #60 Joined: March 29, 2005	Oh god... shit from my first year in the business made by a guy who legit hated me. I am a whole ten matches in at this point I think. I need to delete that from existence, lol.



sychosys	Dec 30 2012, 11:07 PM Post #11
This Space For Rent Posts: 4,192 Group: Super Members Member #300 Joined: March 18, 2008	The promo skills were pretty good for a rookie (eyepoke fetish aside)

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