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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 30 2012, 12:05 PM (4,297 Views) | |
| BigPoppaBuyrate | Nov 30 2012, 12:05 PM Post #1 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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Well, not quite yet... but it will be at some point today! Our Stampede Cup qualifier kicks off the show! |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Nov 30 2012, 01:33 PM Post #2 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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SuperClash IV logo DONE! (withmyminimalAdobeIllustratorskillz) |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Nov 30 2012, 01:50 PM Post #3 |
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Match assignments SENT to the three people assisting! |
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| sychosys | Nov 30 2012, 05:01 PM Post #4 |
This Space For Rent
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Protip: If you're having trouble getting Blue to go along with what you want to do, your trump card is to say "C'mon, it's SuperClash!" |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Nov 30 2012, 05:06 PM Post #5 |
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Or trot out a story from A FRIGGIN' YEAR AGO and try to make me feel guilty! |
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| JRuss | Nov 30 2012, 05:22 PM Post #6 |
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Sharko
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Is he still bringing up The Obvious Booking®? |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Nov 30 2012, 05:27 PM Post #7 |
Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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VU should've beat Royalty in that handicap match at WrestleRock! |
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| sychosys | Nov 30 2012, 05:31 PM Post #8 |
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This Space For Rent
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E-mail pack rat FTW! 
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| StevieScott | Nov 30 2012, 05:53 PM Post #9 |
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...EVEN CHILDREN!
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You mean Blue answers your emails??? |
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"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children. | |
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| sychosys | Nov 30 2012, 06:03 PM Post #10 |
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This Space For Rent
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I can't tell if this is good natured kidding or actual angst, so amma let it slide... |
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| StevieScott | Nov 30 2012, 11:45 PM Post #11 |
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...EVEN CHILDREN!
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Good natured kidding. I am too old for actual angst. |
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"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children. | |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Dec 3 2012, 11:08 AM Post #12 |
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First match in! |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Dec 3 2012, 01:19 PM Post #13 |
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How about the Show Opening to kick up the HYPE~! a notch...? -- [A black screen. Some legal mumbojumbo appears about not recording and redistributing the Internet Pay Per View that you paid your hard-earned nickels, dimes, and quarters for... you know, that cash that you planned on putting to good use on a 142” Rear Projection big screen on Black Friday... ...and then back to black. With the screen still black, we hear the opening piano notes to Guns N’ Roses’ “November Rain” - a tradition now for the event that you’re about to witness. As the screen fades up onto the SuperClash IV logo - strikingly similar to the one above this informational text description - another SuperClash tradition begins... the voiceover provided by the Dean of Professional Wrestling commentary, Gordon Myers.] "For decades, the biggest day of the calendar year for the professional wrestling business was Thanksgiving night. It was the night when all the biggest stars came out. The night when all the biggest matches were held. The night where careers were built and legends were made. And the night where the memories that last a lifetime were formed. On this night, the AWA returns to those days for the biggest event of the year. It is SuperClash... ...and it has arrived." [The piano and logo fade in unison only to be replaced by the sounds of “California Dreamin’” by The Mamas & The Papas. Scenic shots of Southern California flash by - the beach, the downtown area, Dodger Stadium, the Staples Center - you know the deal. A voiceover is heard - a familiar voice that we can't quite place.] “Portland. Baltimore. South Laredo. Detroit. Knoxville. Tampa. New York City. Toronto. St. Louis. At one time or another, the wrestling business was synonymous with those cities. But for a period of time, there was no other city in the eyes of the wrestling world than Los Angeles. Tonight, a company that has made its mark first in the Lonestar State of Texas and then slowly spread throughout the South... tonight, that company comes to Los Angeles for the very first time to show the wrestling world that they mean business. Because like the saying goes... if you can make it there... you can make it anywhere.” [The scenic shot fades to a shot of former EMWC Owner Chris Blue, smirking at the camera.] CB: Tonight, the AWA comes to MY house... and my guests are waiting to see EXACTLY what they bring to the table. Good luck, gentlemen... [A chuckle.] CB: You’re gonna need it. [The shot of Blue fades away as the music of “Kicking And Screaming” by Sebastian Bach of Skid Row fame as rapid-fire shots of the various SuperClash competitors in action on this night flash by on the screen. The cuts come faster and faster and faster until its a crazy bleed of one image to the next - nearly seizure-inducing in pace. Before it suddenly comes to a stop on a black screen where the SuperClash logo slowly appears once more as one part of Gordon’s earlier voiceover repeats.] “It is SuperClash... ...and it has arrived." [The graphic immediately cuts to the interior of the Los Angeles Sports Arena, stuffed with screaming AWA fans cheering their heads off as we go “on the air.” The squared circle, surrounded in red, white, and blue ring ropes, is in the middle of the floor. Thin black protective mats surround the ring, covering the concrete floor. There are tons of rows of folding chairs on all four sides of the ring that go from the metal barricade surrounding ringside and run all the way back to where the arena “jumps up” to the second level which is jammed with AWA fans as well. The upper level appears to be mostly tarped off - turning this 18,000 seat venue into something a little more manageable for the little regional that could. On one end of the building is a digital scoreboard where it appears a temporary stage has been set up underneath a small (by arena standards) video screen with a sign under it that reads “Empire Sports’ EXTREME SCREEN.” Panning down from the screen, we find one of the favorite setups for the AWA - an elevated walkway that leads from the locker room area down to the ring, cutting that section of seating in half. We can also spot an elevated interview platform immediately to the side of the beginning of the elevated ramp. As our camera cuts back down to ringside, we spot the timekeeper’s table as well as the announce table. And speaking of announcers... hey, we know those guys! It’s Gordon Myers, the Dean of Professional Wrestling announcing. Myers is in a black suit and white dress shirt, the epitome of professionalism on the biggest night of the year. He peers through black-framed eyeglasses as he holds the mic. By his side, as always, is the ever-colorful Buckthorn Wilde. Wilde sports a fire-of-a-thousand-suns orange and yellow sportscoat... yes, it’s both colors. Orange for the torso and yellow for the sleeves. He’s gone with a traditional white dress shirt underneath... except for the blinking red lights across his plump midsection that reads “BUCKY!” - yes, with the exclamation point.] GM: Good evening, fans, and welcome to the biggest night of the year for all of us here in the American Wrestling Alliance - it’s SuperClash IV! [A big cheer rings out. Yes, Gordon is using the house mic for this greeting from ringside.] GM: We are LIVE here for the very first time in the City of Angels - Los Angeles, California! [BIIIIIIG CHEER from the fans for their town!] GM: Happy Thanksgiving to one and all... all of you here tonight in the historic Los Angeles Sports Arena with us in person and all of you joining us tonight on Internet Pay Per View! My name is Gordon Myers... [Big cheer! Gordon grins sheepishly.] GM: ...and by my side as always is the Fashion Plate himself, Mr. Bucky Wilde! Happy Thanksgiving, Bucky... and Happy SuperClash IV! BW: I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since SuperClash III, Gordo! But here we are - back again on Pay Per View, daddy! And you gotta know all those eyebulbs glued to their computers and iPhones and iPads and whatever else they got are on there for one reason... GM: Dare I ask what that reason is? BW: Me! Mister Pay Per View himself, Bucky Wilde! GM: Oh broth- BW: No, no... that’s not good enough! With all those people out there watching me tonight, sending our number of buys through the roof, you might as well call me... Big Poppa Buyrate! GM: Big Pop- that’s ridiculous even for you, Bucky. BW: Really? Well, I love it when they call me Big Poppa so... GM: That’s quite enough of that. Let’s get down to business here - the REAL reason all these people at home are tuning in tonight... the REAL reason why we have a sell-out crowd here in Los Angeles for the biggest night of the year. It’s SuperClash IV and what a lineup we’ve got tonight, Bucky! BW: We’ve got so many matches that could Main Event all over the world! We’ve got ladders... we’ve got barbed wire - both of those for the very first time! We’ve got three titles on the line! We’re got the return of Mark Langseth! We’ve got a retirement match! We’ve got Steal The Spotlight! It’s crazy, Gordo! GM: A lineup truly deserving of the hype if there ever was one, fans. And as Bucky mentioned, we’ve got - from top to bottom - one of the most eagerly anticipated lineups of all time and we don’t want to waste any more time so let’s head right down to the ring for our opening matchup! -- </HYPE~!> |
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| TheWholeDrunkenShow | Dec 3 2012, 04:11 PM Post #14 |
King of Beers
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The fourth wall has been obliterated! |
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| Wug | Dec 3 2012, 06:03 PM Post #15 |
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OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE.. er, I mean.. Very nice intro, Blue.  This is gonna be great.
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