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SuperClash IV In Progress!
Topic Started: Nov 30 2012, 12:05 PM (4,309 Views)
BigPoppaBuyrate
Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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So, with that match done and my next task being to edit Guzz' match... there's only SIX MATCHES LEFT!

Holy crap. There's six matches left.

By the way, you are all too nice and calm telling me to stop looking for "something" because the show doesn't need it.

Where are my 1999 readers who expected some nutty surprise on every show?! Someone find me Scott "The Fop" Rogers! The Highwayman! Sebastian Jericho! The Awesome Alliance! Tony Ruiz!

Shit, I might settle for Leviticus Nelson right now.

Wait... didn't Buse Facebook message me at some point about coming in?! WHERE IS CHRIS BUSE?!

Hey, Mikey G... remember all that talk about Devon Case not fitting in the AWA? HE FITS FINE! LET'S PUT HIM IN A MASK AND CALL HIM "LAZER-TRON 3000!" HE CAN FEUD WITH THE RAVE!

Darky Devil, I miss you.

Takuya Nobu, you blue-haired bastard. Baby come back.

Eddy "Flap" Jacks.

"Nifty" Ned Norton.

VD Vitrone.

My kingdom for a Simon Lebec. URRRGH!

[And Blue falls asleep in a corner wishing it was 1999 where a surprise could literally be found around every corner... including the one he's sleeping in.]



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King_Apples
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Dec 13 2012
08:16 PM
So, with that match done and my next task being to edit Guzz' match... there's only SIX MATCHES LEFT!

Holy crap. There's six matches left.

By the way, you are all too nice and calm telling me to stop looking for "something" because the show doesn't need it.

Where are my 1999 readers who expected some nutty surprise on every show?! Someone find me Scott "The Fop" Rogers! The Highwayman! Sebastian Jericho! The Awesome Alliance! Tony Ruiz!

Shit, I might settle for Leviticus Nelson right now.

Wait... didn't Buse Facebook message me at some point about coming in?! WHERE IS CHRIS BUSE?!

Hey, Mikey G... remember all that talk about Devon Case not fitting in the AWA? HE FITS FINE! LET'S PUT HIM IN A MASK AND CALL HIM "LAZER-TRON 3000!" HE CAN FEUD WITH THE RAVE!

Darky Devil, I miss you.

Takuya Nobu, you blue-haired bastard. Baby come back.

Eddy "Flap" Jacks.

"Nifty" Ned Norton.

VD Vitrone.

My kingdom for a Simon Lebec. URRRGH!

[And Blue falls asleep in a corner wishing it was 1999 where a surprise could literally be found around every corner... including the one he's sleeping in.]

Oooooooh this is Apples chance to bring a little royalty to the AWA!

Where are you '99? I MISS YOU TOO!!!!!
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sychosys
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Joe makes note to contact Blue, now that his meltdown has left him open to wacky suggestions.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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He'll just tell you that isn't what he's looking for and he needs something better.
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sychosys
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Yeah. He _did_ turn down the obvious booking...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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He's even turning down the unobvious booking.
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sychosys
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Which leaves us with...impossible booking?
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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sychosys,Dec 13 2012
06:45 PM
Which leaves us with...impossible booking?

A Violence Unlimited win?
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JeremyS
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 13 2012
09:56 PM
sychosys,Dec 13 2012
06:45 PM
Which leaves us with...impossible booking?

A Violence Unlimited win?

They're going to use a blimp, after they fill a cage full of water.
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sychosys
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JeremyS,Dec 14 2012
01:25 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Dec 13 2012
09:56 PM
sychosys,Dec 13 2012
06:45 PM
Which leaves us with...impossible booking?

A Violence Unlimited win?

They're going to use a blimp, after they fill a cage full of water.

Mega Death Finisher: The Hindenburg

Haynes and Morton catch fire and leap from a blimp onto their opponents (the flooded cage puts out the fire) while Gordon screams "OH, THE HUMANTITY!"

Should be enough to get a 2 7/8 count on a Lynch brother.
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Walls
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It'd be an old school style written count too..


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...NOOOOOOOOOOOO KICKOUT AT THE LAST MOMENT

[Over done pop here.]
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BigPoppaBuyrate
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I feel like you all are mocking me in my moment of mental collapse.
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sychosys
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Dec 14 2012
02:56 PM
I feel like you all are mocking me in my moment of mental collapse.

Of course not. That's what kids are for.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Blue smells.
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Dec 13 2012
08:16 PM
So, with that match done and my next task being to edit Guzz' match... there's only SIX MATCHES LEFT!

I apologize in advance, this could take awhile.
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