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| El Dandy | Feb 1 2013, 07:24 PM Post #46 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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That's if you want a sympathetic character. Rant is a heel. We need the customer who gets the lousy customer service rep! |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Feb 2 2013, 02:50 AM Post #47 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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Getting pretty close to the end. I know a couple of you have promos out still but all the matches are in except for the Main Event which I still need to find time to get done. |
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| JeremyS | Feb 2 2013, 09:15 AM Post #48 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Here you go: ----------------------------- GM: Fans, the Main EVent has changed! The other guys who were in it no-showed due to a butterfly flapping its wings wrong in Westwego. BW: Also, the guy writing this doesn't remember which match it is and is too lazy to look it up. GM: Sh. Let's go to the ring. [Phil Watson is in the ring.] PW: This is the Main Event! It is a tag team match set for one or more falls with a seventeen point four minute time limit. Introducing first, in the ring, from somewhere better than this crappy dive, weighing none of your business... ME! [Watson rips his jacket off to reveal that he's all muscle. He flexes and then continues.] PW: My opponent... from the streets somewhere... weighing probably twenty-eight pounds... A DOG! [A dog runs down the aisle, and under the bottom rope. It bites Watson in he rear end,] [*DING*] GM: A devious sneak attack by a dog! Watson in trouble already! BW: He's got that hold clamped tight, daddy. If Watson can't counter, it's gonna be his ass! GM: Did that just get by the censors? BW: I heard that the censors were attacked by a mysterious gang of Japanese women earlier tonight. They are believed dead or worse. We can all only hope to die that way, daddy. GM: Watson with a sitout escapes the hold. Phil Watson kicks a dog! [The crowd boos.] BW: Phil's got him in a headlock! He's goin' for the ropes! GM: He's looking at our announce table! OH MY STARS! [*brump*] GM: Phil Watson just threw a dog through the announce table. BW: The dog doesn't seem hurt. The table broke his fall. Landing on the concrete would have been much worse. I mean, think about it. GM: Watson jumps over the ropes, but the dog moves out of the way to go steal somebody's hot dog. BW: Dog on dog violence! Cannibalism! GM: The referee rolls Wagtson back in the ring and covers him! He counts his own pin... one two three! [* DING*] BW: Which ref is that? GM: I don't know their names. The matchwriter would have to go digging through threads to find that info because we don't have a FAQ stickied. BW: Walter Warren is fired. GM: Let's get the official word. MC: The winner of the match... ANYBODY BUT VIOLENCE UNLIMITED! BW: Where did she come from? GM: Vancouver, I think. BW: You're just making that up. GM: What really matters here is that the alarm clock is about to go off, and I will awaken from this nightmare before that dog gets over here. He's eyeing my leg in a disturbing manner. BW: WE GOIN SIZZ[*BRRRRRRRRING*] GM: They told me this fed wouldn't have dream sequence RPs... |
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| StevieScott | Feb 2 2013, 09:29 AM Post #49 |
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...EVEN CHILDREN!
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Match. Of. The. Year. |
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"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children. | |
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| TheWholeDrunkenShow | Feb 2 2013, 09:47 AM Post #50 |
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King of Beers
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Yup, got my #1 pick for Mid-Years and Year Ends. |
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| tootie mcbootie | Feb 2 2013, 09:58 AM Post #51 |
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The King of the Battle Royals!
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Nothing can top that, nothing. Not even an Alphonse Green appearance. |
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| sychosys | Feb 2 2013, 09:58 AM Post #52 |
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This Space For Rent
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That's the most implausible thing I've ever read. There's no way that anything ever goes through a table in the AWA...not even in a dream sequence. |
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| guzzdude | Feb 2 2013, 02:29 PM Post #53 |
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Martin Luther King, Jr
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The American Wildlife Association is not going to be happy with this. I predict a lawsuit and a name change in the near future. Also... what's up with the one *DING* before and after the match? What is this... e-boxing?! |
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| sychosys | Feb 2 2013, 08:20 PM Post #54 |
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This Space For Rent
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American Wrestling Entertainment? "Get the Ass. Out!" |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Feb 4 2013, 02:41 PM Post #55 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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Alright... trying to wrap up the show today. Hanging out in IRC while I write if anyone has anything they're wanting to discuss. |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Feb 4 2013, 11:56 PM Post #56 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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Show's done. I literally have one portion of one promo (that I asked for pretty late in the game) left to receive. If it's not in by morning, I'll send without it. |
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| sychosys | Feb 5 2013, 01:08 AM Post #57 |
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This Space For Rent
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JV: ...and one more thing, YES I'm GAY! ["Juanderful" Juan Vasquez spikes the mic as we fade to black.] |
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| El Dandy | Feb 5 2013, 08:13 AM Post #58 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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