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SNW (will eventually be) IN PROGRESS!
Topic Started: Jan 25 2013, 08:54 PM (1,007 Views)
El Dandy
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Is the She of the fight!
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JeremySAtWork,Feb 1 2013
03:25 PM
El Dandy,Feb 1 2013
02:12 PM
guzzdude,Feb 1 2013
02:31 AM
I almost proposed to Blue awhile back about doing a post-show recap from the point of view of one of the JTTS wrestlers and Charles S. Rant was gonna be my choice based on namesake alone... The Rant!  The Rant Report, etc.

My JTTS creations are getting lots of love. May be time to bring in a face JTTS guy to feud with Rant.

The enemy of a customer service guy is an angry customer.

Obviously, you need a Ken Patera/Mr. Saito tag team.

That's if you want a sympathetic character. Rant is a heel. We need the customer who gets the lousy customer service rep!
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BigPoppaBuyrate
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Getting pretty close to the end. I know a couple of you have promos out still but all the matches are in except for the Main Event which I still need to find time to get done.
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JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Feb 2 2013
02:50 AM
Getting pretty close to the end. I know a couple of you have promos out still but all the matches are in except for the Main Event which I still need to find time to get done.

Here you go:
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GM: Fans, the Main EVent has changed! The other guys who were in it no-showed due to a butterfly flapping its wings wrong in Westwego.

BW: Also, the guy writing this doesn't remember which match it is and is too lazy to look it up.

GM: Sh. Let's go to the ring.

[Phil Watson is in the ring.]

PW: This is the Main Event! It is a tag team match set for one or more falls with a seventeen point four minute time limit. Introducing first, in the ring, from somewhere better than this crappy dive, weighing none of your business... ME!

[Watson rips his jacket off to reveal that he's all muscle. He flexes and then continues.]

PW: My opponent... from the streets somewhere... weighing probably twenty-eight pounds... A DOG!

[A dog runs down the aisle, and under the bottom rope. It bites Watson in he rear end,]

[*DING*]

GM: A devious sneak attack by a dog! Watson in trouble already!

BW: He's got that hold clamped tight, daddy. If Watson can't counter, it's gonna be his ass!

GM: Did that just get by the censors?

BW: I heard that the censors were attacked by a mysterious gang of Japanese women earlier tonight. They are believed dead or worse. We can all only hope to die that way, daddy.

GM: Watson with a sitout escapes the hold. Phil Watson kicks a dog!

[The crowd boos.]

BW: Phil's got him in a headlock! He's goin' for the ropes!

GM: He's looking at our announce table! OH MY STARS!

[*brump*]

GM: Phil Watson just threw a dog through the announce table.

BW: The dog doesn't seem hurt. The table broke his fall. Landing on the concrete would have been much worse. I mean, think about it.

GM: Watson jumps over the ropes, but the dog moves out of the way to go steal somebody's hot dog.

BW: Dog on dog violence! Cannibalism!

GM: The referee rolls Wagtson back in the ring and covers him! He counts his own pin... one two three!

[* DING*]

BW: Which ref is that?

GM: I don't know their names. The matchwriter would have to go digging through threads to find that info because we don't have a FAQ stickied.

BW: Walter Warren is fired.

GM: Let's get the official word.

MC: The winner of the match... ANYBODY BUT VIOLENCE UNLIMITED!

BW: Where did she come from?

GM: Vancouver, I think.

BW: You're just making that up.

GM: What really matters here is that the alarm clock is about to go off, and I will awaken from this nightmare before that dog gets over here. He's eyeing my leg in a disturbing manner.

BW: WE GOIN SIZZ[*BRRRRRRRRING*]

GM: They told me this fed wouldn't have dream sequence RPs...
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StevieScott
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Match. Of. The. Year.
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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TheWholeDrunkenShow
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Yup, got my #1 pick for Mid-Years and Year Ends.
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tootie mcbootie
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Nothing can top that, nothing. Not even an Alphonse Green appearance.
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sychosys
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That's the most implausible thing I've ever read. There's no way that anything ever goes through a table in the AWA...not even in a dream sequence.
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guzzdude
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The American Wildlife Association is not going to be happy with this. I predict a lawsuit and a name change in the near future.

Also... what's up with the one *DING* before and after the match? What is this... e-boxing?!
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sychosys
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American Wrestling Entertainment?

"Get the Ass. Out!"
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BigPoppaBuyrate
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Alright... trying to wrap up the show today. Hanging out in IRC while I write if anyone has anything they're wanting to discuss.
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BigPoppaBuyrate
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Show's done. I literally have one portion of one promo (that I asked for pretty late in the game) left to receive. If it's not in by morning, I'll send without it.
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sychosys
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JV: ...and one more thing, YES I'm GAY!

["Juanderful" Juan Vasquez spikes the mic as we fade to black.]
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El Dandy
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sychosys,Feb 5 2013
01:08 AM
JV: ...and one more thing, YES I'm GAY!

["Juanderful" Juan Vasquez spikes the mic as we fade to black.]

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