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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Feb 13 2013, 05:28 PM Post #91 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Ha! Joke's on you! Juan Vasquez is the Big Poppa Pump homage! |
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| JeremySAtWork | Feb 13 2013, 05:58 PM Post #92 |
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So, someone grab Steinar and make him bring in Danny Chayne. Seriously. Do it. |
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| sychosys | Feb 13 2013, 06:19 PM Post #93 |
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This Space For Rent
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So the irrational actions of Vasquez after coming back from injury were not the result of mental trauma brought on by being beat down by half the roster while the other half let it happen, but merely the side effect of roid rage? That actually makes a lot more sense... |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Feb 13 2013, 07:11 PM Post #94 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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Somebody suggested this before. Bren maybe? |
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| tootie mcbootie | Feb 13 2013, 08:03 PM Post #95 |
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The King of the Battle Royals!
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I could turn Alphonse Green's 5'9" 199 lbs frame into Big Poppa Pump. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Feb 13 2013, 08:13 PM Post #96 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Mecha Alphonse Green! |
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| Wug | Feb 13 2013, 09:59 PM Post #97 |
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Custom member title!
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The twist? It wouldn't even be his final form! |
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| guzzdude | Feb 14 2013, 02:14 AM Post #98 |
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Martin Luther King, Jr
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"Like." |
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| ratrangerm | Feb 14 2013, 01:46 PM Post #99 |
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Aging veteran
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If you are going to do a Big Poppa Pump promo properly, you have to do it where people understand your words but the words make no sense. Like this: (Actual Scott Steiner promo) "Normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you have a fifty-fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal. You've got a 25%, at best, of beating me. And then you add in Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way, at Sacrifice, you have a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning, but I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one-on-one, and then add 66 and 2/3 percent, I have 141 and 2/3 percent chance of winning at Sacrifice. You see McJoe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice." Math with Scott Steiner is fun! Oh, and Samoa Joe won the match in question, if you were wondering. Source: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Wres...in.ScottSteiner |
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| Mozeart | Feb 15 2013, 12:06 AM Post #100 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Hrm ... makes me want to dust off my never-used app for "The Impossible Man" Kurt Koenig. Steiner with a "World's Strongest Man" gimmick which, honestly, isn't much of a distinction. :\ |
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| sychosys | Feb 15 2013, 02:46 AM Post #101 |
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This Space For Rent
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Why are we bickering over yesterday's news, when what we really need is a simple but powerfully effective angry black man Mark Henry homage? BMTG would be PERFECT for the role! |
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| JeremySAtWork | Feb 15 2013, 09:10 AM Post #102 |
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Except for that whole "not strong", "not angry", "not black" thing. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Feb 15 2013, 10:46 AM Post #103 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I suppose Hercules Hammonds is too much of an uncle Tom for your tastes! |
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| JeremySAtWork | Feb 15 2013, 10:52 AM Post #104 |
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BMTG: yea hee iz |
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| sychosys | Feb 15 2013, 04:03 PM Post #105 |
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This Space For Rent
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I had no idea that the character was already that well fleshed out! |
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