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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Mar 13 2013, 01:09 PM Post #1 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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[As you're watching Unnamed Bastard Show #8 on Youtube, you notice another video on the sidebar. Clicking on the link opens up to something of undeniably higher quality than anything that's been posted so far. Whoever's filming this is definitely about dat HD 1080P video resolution life. We open up inside the Crystal Cathedral of Chaos, in the heart of Parts Unknown, where we see Miyuki Ozaki seated on the back of a masked, prostrating woman. In the background, the lowly worms seem to be erecting a statue of some sort, but that's neither here nor there. At any rate, the seemingly perpetual female wrestler of the year does not look amused.] Miyuki: (Hello, world. Excuse the big stink about to be made, but I need to air out some dirty laundry.) [She crosses her legs. This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but if someone wants to screencap it...] Miyuki: (So, I got an interesting call from my credit card company the other day. It seems that I've been making a lot of odd purchases recently. Considering the fact my current location has an economy that uses luchadore masks as forms of money, that's kind of strange, don't you think?) [Miyuki holds up her super kawaii~! and ultra glittery, custom-made Hello Kitty and Chococat phone cover encased iPhone up towards the camera.] Miyuki: (And when I tried to call or text either one of you about this, you convienently refuse to answer or reply.) [She narrows her eyes and hisses at the camera.] Miyuki: (Just what the hell do you two think you're doing?) [She shakes her head.] Miyuki: (Actually, I don't even want to know.) [Miyuki leans in close, her face a scrunched up ball of cuteness and anger.] Miyuki: (Hitomi.) [She assumes the demeanor of a mother scolding her child.] Miyuki: (I said retrieve the ringbell and give it to Tomoko. Did you even do that!? Once the bell was in your possession, the rest would take care of itself.) [A sigh.] Miyuki: (I thought it would be obvious what you would have to do with it in order to win the MBC Women's title. Was my brilliant and flawless plan too complicated for you to figure out? Is it because I over-estimated your abilities?) [She cutely rolls her eyes at her underlings' ineptitude.] Miyuki: (Well, here's a hint.) [Suddenly, she screams in English at the top of her lungs.] Miyuki: YOU DON'T HIT THE BITCH WITH IT!!! [Her cry of anguish echoes throughout the Cathedral. Satisifed that she got her message across, Miyuki makes the peace sign and smiles for the camera.] Miyuki: Bai bai! [With an exagerrated wink, we fade out to sparkly unicorns and dancing teddy bears.] |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Mar 13 2013, 01:14 PM Post #2 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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[You see that there's a reply to the video that you just watched. You click on it, where we see Tomoko Honda and Hitomi Shimizu sitting on the floor of the studio apartment with a ring bell placed in front of them. They both have puzzled looks on their faces. Finally, after a moment, Tomoko looks up with a frown on her face.] Tomoko: If we aren't suppose to hit her with the bell...do we THROW the bell at Jan or something? [She shrugs and continues looking down at the bell with confusion. Hitomi turns to the camera with a panicked look on her face.] Hitomi: Damnit, Miyuki...we need another hint! [Fade out.] |
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