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SUPERSTAR WRESTLING LEAGUE DYNAMITE TV # 2 Live on KDC-77 March 24th 2013 from Sunset Queens Music Hall, Triumph, North Carolina ***************** 1. Credits and Introduction 2. The Madman and the Pussycat 3. Larry Mulligan & Shi Tsuyoki v Jeff Michaels & Simon Dexter Henderson 4. On The Mend 5. SWL Newsline 6. Angus Andrus & Tommy McMaster v Negro Tapia & Daniel Vicious ***************** --------------------------------------------- 1 - Credits and Introduction --------------------------------------------- [The SWL logo briefly fades in and out…] [Darkness...] Voice Over Chap: Last week on Dynamite TV # 1... [Madhu Karna pulls a large spike from his boot and stabs Negro Tapia in the face with it, ripping open his lucha libber mask.] Voice Over Chap: We saw the distractive force of the Iranian madman Madhu Karna... [Negro Tapia is on his back on the canvas with Karna repeatedly stabbing him in the forehead with the spike.] Voice Over Chap: The pain inflicted upon a Mexican Champion... [Mulligan is sat on the top rope with Tsuyoki stood in front of him, Tsuyoki headbuts Mulligan so hard he nearly falls backwards, blood starts to run down the face of Mulligan.] Voice Over Chap: The sound of one skull hitting another full force... [Larry Mulligan throws a big lariat, his eyes closed in anticipation of the impact but Tsuyoki ducks and hits a school boy roll up, Mulligan's legs wave around in the air helplessly] Voice Over Chap: The desperation of loosing what means so much... [Simon Dexter Henderson hits a sit-out SDH powerbomb on Jeff Michaels.] Voice Over Chap: The power one man is able to posses… [Tommy McMaster throws Jeff Michaels off his shoulder and hits a codebreaker like move called the 'Wing and a Prayer'.] Voice Over Chap: The destruction of a 'Wing and a Prayer'... [Tommy McMaster hits Simon Dexter Henderson with the 'Wing and a Prayer' and covers him for the three count.] Voice Over Chap: A Champion in waiting... [Tsuyoki runs out the corner of the ring and is thrown summersaulting into the air with an over head belly to belly suplex by Tommy McMaster.] Voice Over Chap: The battle cries of the immortal... [Tommy McMaster dives into the ring from the apron executing a sunset flip for a close two count.] Voice Over Chap: In one night we saw the future of professional wrestling... [Shi Tsuyoki hoists McMaster up into the air and drops him down for a Tiger Driver.] Voice Over Chap: After two gruelling machos... [Tsuyoki goes for an Exploder but Tommy McMaster pulls him into a small package pinning combination for a three count.] Voice Over Chap: A champion was born... [McMaster stands in the ring with the National Championship on his shoulder.] Voice Over Chap: And so was the Superstar Wrestling League! […DYNAMITE TV logo crashes into the screen] Dougie Wright: Welcome to Dynamite TV! [The camera spins around the hall, it's about half full with 1,000 people in the hall.] Dougie Wright: Today we have two tag team matches plus what will be the ramifications from the previous episode of Dynamite TV. [The camera stops on Dougie Wright and Marty The Cabbie who are sat at ringside at a table.] Marty The Cabbie: I'm Marty The Cabbie, the best taxi cab owner in North Caroline… Dougie Wright: And I'm Dougie Wright… As you saw at the top of the show the first episode of Dynamite TV will be one we wont forget in a long, long time. Marty The Cabbie: There's so much to talk about, Negro Tapia being put in a hospital with a metal spike, Larry Mulligan and Shi Tsuyoki going tooth and nail to get into the final of the National Title tournament, Tommy McMaster destroying the competition in the second semi-final and then eventually beating Shi Tsuyoki to become champion. Dougie Wright: It was a terrific hour of television, with some great action, but to me the most shocking part of it was Madhu Karna pulled that spike out of his boot and stabbed Negro Tapia in the head, ripping open his mask and bursting open an artery. He spent several nights in hospital and I'm surprised he's actually back in the ring tonight. Marty The Cabbie: I've been in this game for a long time Dougie and I cant think of many times I've seen such senseless violence. Dougie Wright: We sent Jessica Pussycat to vista Negro Tapia when he got out of hospital last week to see how he's recovered later. Marty The Cabbie: If anything is going to make someone feel better, It'd probably be Jessica Pussycat. Dougie Wright: Before we see that pre-record, Jessica Pussycat is backstage now with the Madman from Iran Madhu Karna and his manager Professor Shripati. [Cut to…] --------------------------------------------- 2 - The Madman and The Pussycat --------------------------------------------- [In the backstage interview area the stunning Jessica Pussycat dressed in a sexy business suite is stood with Professor Shripati, also dressed in a a moral formal suite and Madhu Karnha who has a long flowing shirt as well as a Hijab on his head.] Jessica Pussycat: Professor Shripati two weeks ago Madhu Karna, your client caused absolute controversy when he took a metal spike to the face of Negro Tapia and burst open an artery to the extent where he lost so much blood he was forced to stay in hospital for an extended period of time. Professor Shripati: What happened two weeks ago happened, that's in the books. Everyone is trying to make out that my client is far worse than he really is. Let's not forget his background, his upbringing and that I've saved him. Jessica Pussycat: That being said, last week you had a meeting with SWL Executive Producer Doc Brown who was less than impressed with the incident, what was the outcome. Professor Shripati: As has already been reported on some local media outlets, my client Madhu Karna has been suspended without pay for 60 days. Jessica Pussycat: 60 days!? Professor Shripat: That is correct, it is an appalling decision and we are consulting with legal representations over the matter. Jessica Pussycat: 60 days is a long time, but you are both determined to stay in the Superstar Wrestling League. Professor Shripati: The easy thing would be to leave, to walk away. But does this man look like he's ever walked away from anything? [Prof. Shripati points at Karna] Professor Shripati: In 60 days we will return and nobody will be able to stop us. Jessica Pussycat: Madhu Karna - Professor Shripati, thank you for your time. Back to ringside. [cut to] --------------------------------------------- 3 - Larry Mulligan & Shi Tsuyoki v Jeff Michaels & Simon Dexter Henderson --------------------------------------------- [Zack Cobb is stood in the ring] Zack Cobb: This match is a semi final contest of the Torneo Nacional de Parejas Increibles. ['Scalped' by Dick Dale starts to play] Zack Cobb: …coming to the ring from Sweatwater, Texas… [Larry Mulligan storms through the curtain and pumps his left fist in the air, absorbing the fans reaction.] Zack Cobb: Weighing in at… [Larry Mulligan slaps hands with fans as he makes his way towards the ring.] Zack Cobb:.. 280lbs….LARRY MULLIGAN! ['Graduation' by Alice Nine starts to play.] Zack Cobb: His partner - from Hiroshima, Japan… [Mr Yama walks out, sharp suit and rubbing his hands together. He's followed by Shi Tsuyoki.] Zack Cobb:…weighing in at 258lbs, accompanied by his manager… [Tsuyoki has black boots, black knee pads and black trunks. His eyes are firmly set on the ring, determined, focused and about to explode.] Zack Cobb:…Mr Yama, he is 'THE BUFFALO' SHI TSUYOKI! ['Loaded' by Venom starts to play and Jeff Michaels walks through the curtain.] Zack Cobb: Their opponents, firstly making his way to the ring weighing in a 230lbs… [Michaels has cut-off jean shorts on and a white vest. His wet hair covers his face.] Zack Cobb: Hailing from New York City…. [He runs his fingers through his hair as he makes his way towards the squared circle.] Zack Cobb: JEFF MICHAELS! ['The Light' by Common starts to play] Zack Cobb: His partner - hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina. [Simon Dexter Henderson walks through the curtains, gold and red trunks, sunglasses and covered in oil.] Zack Cobb: Tipping the scales at 273lbs… [Dexter leaps onto the apron without much effort and then vaults over the top rope into the ring. Zack Cobb: SIMON DEXTER HENDERSON! [Mulligan and Henderson start things off. Henderson kicks Mulligan in the stomach.] Dougie Wright: It's going to be interesting to see the dynamics of these two teams. [Henderson locks on a headlock.] Marty The Cabbie: I think it's Michaels and SDH that have something to prove in this match. [Mulligan pushes Henderson off and into the ropes, he bounces off them and takes SDH down with a big shoulder tackle.] Dougie Wright: Two very big men in the right right now. [Mulligan takes a step to his side and hits the ropes, Henderson lays flat on his stomach forcing Mulligan to jump over him as he carries on into the ropes. Henderson gets up again and Mulligan again knocks him down.] Marty The Cabbie: Another big shoulder tackle from Mulligan. [SDH gets up quickly this time and throws a clothesline but Larry Mulligan ducks it, he waits for SDH to turn around and scoops him up onto his shoulder before slamming him down to the canvas.] Dougie Wright: Big bodyslam, and that wouldn't have been easy. Henderson is probably the best specimen here in SWL. [Mulligan tags in Tsuyoki] Marty The Cabbie: Here comes the Japanese Buffalo. [Tsuyoki steams in and drops a big elbow across the chest of SDH.] Dougie Wright: Elbow and cover… ONE …. [SDH kicks out, Tsuyoki grabs him around the head and pushes him into the corner.] Marty The Cabbie: I don't think Tsuyoki is going to be in any mood to mess around after coming so close to winning the National Championship two weeks ago. [Tsuyoki throws a roundhouse kick to the body of SDH and then a palm street to the face. SDH tries to cover himself but Tsuyoki starts raining down with forearm smashes to the head and shoulders of Henderson.] Dougie Wright: He's being ruthless now. [Tsuyoki pulls SDH out of the corner and grabs him in a front facelook before snapping backwards.] Marty The Cabbie: What a snap suplex. [Tsuyoki tags in Mulligan again.] Marty The Cabbie: They seem to be working well as a team, Michaels hasn't even featured in this match yet. [Mulligan pulls up SDH and goes for an Irish whip, SDH reverses it and Mulligan goes into the ropes near where Michaels is standing on the apron. As Mulligan goes into the ropes Michaels hits him with a knee to the back.] Dougie Wright: Cheap shot from Jeff Michaels. Marty The Cabbie: You've got to do what you've got to do. [Mulligan staggers away from the ropes holding his lower back in pain and Simon Deter Henderson punches him with a closed fist. Mulligan drops down to one knee, Henderson hits the ropes to his side and boots him in the side of the face.] Dougie Wright: The momentum has turned. [Henderson tags in Michaels] Marty The Cabbie: You can't always play by the rules Dougie. [Michaels hops over the top rope, he pulls up Mulligan and sends him into a neutral corner, Mulligan reverses it and Michaels sprints towards the corner, he jumps on the middle rope and moonsaults backwards landing on Mulligan.] Dougie Wright: Asai Moonsault… ONE … TWO Marty The Cabbie: Kick out. [Michaels tags in Henderson who grabs Mulligan in a reverse chin lock.] Dougie Wright: SDH is going to use his power to lean into this move, really pushing down on the pressure points. Marty The Cabbie: How do you know? You've never stepped foot in the wrestling ring. [Mulligan hits Henderson with an elbow to the stomach and he loosens his grip.] Dougie Wright: Larry Mulligan is trying to fight out of the hold, before it's too late. [Mulligan hits another elbow and breaks free, he runs into the ropes but Henderson takes him down with a back elbow.] Marty The Cabbie: He should have gone straight for the tag not try and hit a move off the ropes. [Henderson tags in Michaels.] Dougie Wright: Henderson and Michaels now seem to be working well as a team. [Michaels lifts up Mulligan and hits an inverted atomic drop, Michaels runs back into the ropes, he comes off them and Mulligan hits a big back body drop that sends Michaels flipping into the air.] Marty The Cabbie: He nearly touched the ceiling there! [Mulligan falls into his corner and tags in Shi Tsuyoki.] Dougie Wright: TAG! Marty The Cabbie: Here comes the Buffalo! [Tsuyoki quickly steps into the ring, he takes down Michaels with a big knife edge chop, Michaels gets back up quickly but takes another chop that sends him to the canvas. As soon as he his the mat Henderson enters the ring, he throws a clothesline at Tsuyoki but he ducks it and runs into the ropes. Tsuyoki comes off the ropes and takes down Henderson with a running shoulder tackle.] Dougie Wright: Shi Tsuyoki is on fire! [Jeff Michaels gets back to his feet, Tsuyoki grabs him and throws him backwards crashing across the ring.] Marty The Cabbie: Exploder Suplex! Dougie Wright: ONE … TWO [Henderson breaks the pin] Marty The Cabbie: SDH saved his partner there. [Simon Dexter Henderson pulls up Tsuyoki pulls him between his legs, he lifts him high into the air and drops down into a seated powerbomb.] Dougie Wright: SDH BOMB! ONE TWO … [Larry Mulligan breaks the cover] Marty The Cabbie: It's getting closer and closer. [Mulligan sends Henderson to the ropes as soon as he comes off them Mulligan throws a big clothesline.] Dougie Wright: LARIAT! LARIAT! LARIAT! LARIAT! Marty The Cabbie: ONE … TWO Dougie Wright: Henderson kicks out! Henderson kicks out! [Mulligan gets to his feet, surprised Henderson could kick out when…] Marty the Cabbie: BAM! Dougie Wright: SUPER KICK FROM MICHAELS! [Mulligan is flat on his back, but Michaels is a few feet away from him, he starts to crawl towards him when Tsuyoki grabs him from behind and locks on a Half Nelson.] Marty The Cabbie: Half Nelson Suplex! Dougie Wright: ONE … TWO! THREE!!! Zack Cobb: The winners of this match at a time of 10 minutes and 21 seconds - Shi Tsuyoki and Larry Mulligan! Dougie Wright: Shi Tsuyoki will get to compete for his second championship in two weeks time. Marty The Cabbie: And both teams managed to stay on the same page throughout which was surprising to see. Dougie Wright: Next up folks we're going to take you to a report Jessica Pussycat filmed a few days ago when she visited Negro Tapia who was recuperating from being viciously attacked by Madhu Karna. [Cut to] --------------------------------------------- 4 - On The Mend --------------------------------------------- [Inside a small and modest room, Negro Tapia sits on a sofa, he's dressed in street clothes but is wearing his blue and orange skeleton lucha libber mask. Part of the mask has a bandage around it, lots of padding. Sat on a chair next to him is Jessica Pussycat, she looks MEOW!] Jessica Pussycat: Negro Tapia, it's been over a week now since you were brutally attacked by Madhu Karna with a spike during the semi-final of the Prizefighter tournament, since then I believe you spent 4 nights in hospital after undergoing a blood transfusion, how are you feeling now? Negro Tapia: Jessica, I can't lie and say that I'm great, running five miles a day and hitting the gym a great deal, but I feel a lot better than I was doing - that's for sure! Jessica Pussycat: It's been replayed non-stop and I"m sure you've seen the footage countless times. Tell me what you remember when Karna pulled that spike out his boot and stabbed you in the face? Negro Tapia: I've seen it a few times but I'm not that keen on watching it over and over again. I can't remember the moment of impact, I can't really remember much at all to be honest. I just remember me going to grab him, then he had something in his hand. The next thing I know it was 24 hours later and I was in hospital in Hill Valley. Jessica Pussycat: So you've blanked it out… Negro Tapia: I guess, but I'll be honest with you. I've had some dreams about it, I've been thinking about it a lot. It's like I was there but I can't remember it. Jessica Pussycat: Has it left you traumatised? Negro Tapia: That might be a bit strong, but it was crazy. I feel ill still from the operation. I'm going to put most of it down to just being sat around the house not doing much, I'm desperate to get back into the ring. Jessica Pussycat: You've been given a slot in the Torneo Nacional de Parejas Increibles with a local talent named Daniel Vicious, is it not a bit too soon? Negro Tapia: The office kept in touch while I was in hospital and told me to take as much time off as I needed. They kindly said they'd be paying my medical bills and that they would keep sending me cheques until I made my return. I'm a worker though, my family are proud Mexican immigrants and we are proud to get up and go to work everyday. I may not be 100%, even 90% but I know that I'm a lucha star and I belong in the ring. Jessica Pussycat: Madhu Karna has been disciplined over what happened, is that the end of the incident? Negro Tapia: What do you think? Jessica Pussycat: Are you hopeful that you'll be able to get your hands on him? Negro Tapia: There is no doubt in my mind that I'll be getting my hands on him, that's what I keep telling the office, I keep ringing up the Executive Producer Doc Brown and he's like 'take your time, don't worry about it', but it's not worry, I don't need to take any time. My family saw me destroyed, covered in blood - I want to avenge that. If SWL doesn't let me get my hands on him in the ring then the local law enforcement agencies will need to keep an eye on me because I'll be looking to take him down anywhere and anytime. Jessica Pussycat: Thank's for your time and best of luck. [Cut away] --------------------------------------------- 5 - SWL Newsline --------------------------------------------- [The camera opens up in the same studio that's used for 'Speak Your Mind' a small desk with a monitor in the background displaying the SWL logo. Sat at the desk is Jasper Stead.] Jasper Stead: Hello SWL fans and welcome to the first ever SWL Newsline - this regular feature will be bringing you - the fans all of the exclusive news from the offices at SWL. [A graphic for 'A LITTLE SOUTH OF SANITY' dated 19 May appears on the screen behind Jasper.] Jasper Stead: I can confirm that the first Special event we shall be running will be known as A Little South of Sanity and be held on 19 May from the Grand Exhibition Centre in South Warren, North Carolina. The show will be broadcast right here on KDC-77 and our syndicated partners, be three hours long and feature all of the stars of SWL. [A graphic on the screen shows a new title belt the Television Championship.] Jasper Stead: Another match confined for 'A Little South of Sanity' will be a battle royal to crown the first ever Television Champion. The belt is already been commissioned and the SWL hopes that a second singles title will make the already competitive singles division even more attractive. [A graphic of Negro Tapia being stabbed in the face by Madhu Karna is shown on the screen in the background.] Jasper Stead: You'll have to have been living under a rock to have missed the controversial incident of Negro Tapia being stabbed by Madhu Karna. Karna has now been suspend for sixty days and his first match back will be against Negro Tapia on that show. [A graphic of Tommy McMaster holding the National Championship is shown on the screen.] Jasper Stead: The other breaking news is that Tommy McMaster will defend his National Championship for the first time on Dynamite TV # 4. Details of his opponent have yet to be confirmed. [The SWL logo returns] Jasper Stead: That's all from me for this week, I'll be back in two weeks time on 'Speak Your Mind', until then let's hand back to Dougie and Marty at ringside. [cut to] --------------------------------------------- 6 - Angus Andrus & Tommy McMaster v Negro Tapia & Daniel Vicious --------------------------------------------- Dougie Wright: Great stuff from Jasper Stead there with the SWL Newsline… Marty The Cabbie: What a jerk! Dougie Wright: So it's been confirmed that Negro Tapia will get his chance for revenge against Madhu Karna at 'A Little South of Sanity' in May, but force he has the chance to advance in the tag team tournaments. [Zack Cobb is stood in the ring.] Zack Cobb: This match is a semi final contest of the Torneo Nacional de Parejas Increibles. [The house lights flicker, dim, then wink out completely. An small portion of the crowd familiar with this light sequence expresses their knowledge with a smattering of boos. The opening accordian of Gonjasufi’s "Ancestors" begins swelling over the loudspeakers before making itself fully present.] Zack Cobb: Hailing from Easton, Pennsylv-- [The microphone abruptly cuts while the house lights make their return. Zack Cobb taps the mic in befuddlement as 'Angry' Angus Andrus appears casually walking through the entrance curtain to a call of disapproval. His attitude is accurately expressed by the Psychobilly Wedge hairdo on his braincase and a decrepit white t-shirt, with 'Suffering From Sychosys' sloppily written with a black Sharpie marker, practically hanging from his torso. A pair of baggy black sweatpants, fashioned into shorts, appear to be deprived of a good wash in weeks. The Angry one takes his time striding to the ring, basking in the crowd's enmity with a glare of impassivity. Angus keeps a significant distance from his family of misfits, who follow behind him: valet Fabiana, scantily clad in a tube-top and mini-skirt an inch away from revealing this morning’s brunch, glides towards the ring with a presumptuous glow of a sexually charged butterfly as nearby fans show their lust infused appreciation. She seems to have three red petals pinned to her left shoulder strap.] Dougie Wright: We've been waiting for this debut all-night. [His manager Mr. Melon, with his slicked back, thinning, abominably dyed orangey green hair and cheapo pinstripe suit, apprehensively follows behind the indignant, much more intimidating Angus Andrus.] Marty The Cabbie: He looks even more a jerk than Jasper Stead. [Lastly gallops squash dummy doormat, El Flunky Fuego: a lanky namby-pamby cloaked in Angus' old CLLL El Diablo Fuego leather lucha mask, weathered and white with orange flames running front to back on each side, and a matching loose fitting singlet with his usual 'Me Gusta Fuego' written on the back.] Marty The Cabbie: How much of an enterouge do you need? [Once reaching the ring, Angus rolls under the ropes and enters, sprawling on the mat while resting his head upon a bottom turnbuckle. Fuego explodes into his spurious Mexican schtick to disapproving jeers from the crowd while Mr. Melon escorts the provocative Fabiana up the ringside steps and through the ropes. She walks the ring displaying that which her mother gave her to a plethora of catcalls from the horny male members of the Schoolhouse. Angus remains laying inscrutably in the corner.] Dougie Wright: The refere is going to need eyes in the back of his head with this lot around! [Melon signals for the microphone from a miffed Zack Cobb, who insists it is inoperative again. Melon snatches the mic from Cobbs' ring-announcing death-grip, nearly taking five fingers with him. "Ancestors" fades to silence while the crowd scarcely displays their disapproval.] Mr Melon [in sarcastic tone]: Hello again, ladies... and gentlemen. [There's apparently no problem with the microphone anymore. The crowd does not appreciate Melon's sarcastic tone and begins heavily boo.] Mr Melon: I love you too! I love you! I love you! I love you, too! Soooooo, I’m gonna keep this little introduction spiel short tonight... so, if you don’t already know, and you should by now, you idiots — I’m Mr. Melon... [cheat heat boos] and this fruit cup over here is El Flunky Fuego... [A pronounced "WHOOOOO!" rings throughout the Schoolhouse. A trumpet fanfare begins to blasts through the sound system, prompting Fuego to break out into a crazy seizure-like dance. He shoots his feet and arms into all whacked out positions. After gyrating aimlessly like an imbecile around the ring, Fuego finally stops, bows to the crowd and begins blowing them all an obscene middle-finger kiss. The trumpets suddenly fade and the crowd begins to furiously break into a 'NO ME GUSTA FUEGO' chant. Dejected, Fuego hangs his head in shame.] Mr Melon: Puh-lease, get over it, honkies! Surprised you can even speak that much Spanish. Now, mmmmm, over here is the lovely, sexy Fabiana — you know her by now! RIGHT?!?!? [Catcalls all around as Fabiana walks the ring, stopping at all four sides to let the Schoolhouse in on what they’re missing and will never, ever get... even in their wettest of wet dreams.] Mr Melon: Thought you’d like that, you perverts... alright *ahem* and, now pseudo-ladies and dirty germs... laying in the corner to my right... hailing from the hometown of legendary boxing champion, Larry Holmes... and the... well, let’s just say fellatio extraordinaire, Lisa Ann -- we’re on TV? Yes? Ahem. Easton, Pennsylvania! Standing at six feet, two inches and weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-seven pounds... the man Texas wouldn’t touch with a 2,032 mile-long pole... the most unappreciated man in the entire sport of professional wrestling today... ... ‘ANGRY’ ANGUS ANDRUS!!! [Nice heel pop for Angus, who is unfazed.] Mr Melton: So, let’s get this thing over with, shall we boys? The mat is all yours, Angus. [Melon tosses the mic back to the ring announcer before escorting Fabiana out of the ring, Fuego skipping behind them. Angus props himself up from his laying position and simply leans in his corner as he awaits his opponent. Zack Cobb gives his mic one last tap for safe measure before continuing with his introductions.] Zack Cobb: *Ahem* Testing, testing. Alright. And his opponent... ['To Burn It Up' by Slavia starts to play] Zack Cobb: And his tag team partner from Anywhere, New Mexico. [Tommy McMaster walks out looking all business. The National Championship proudly thrown over his shoulder] Zack Cobb: Weighing in at 256lbs…. [He has red boots, black shorts and a red tank top on.] Zack Cobb: THE NATIONAL WRESTLING CHAMPION - 'WILDFIRE' TOMMY McMASTER! ['Warriors of Time' by Black Tide starts to play.] Zack Cobb: And their opponents! Firstly coming to the ring from San Diego, California… [Negro Tapia walks through the entranceway, dressed in his full body blue skeleton lucha costume and mask. The fans go crazy at his recovery, he's not as full of energy as last time but he looks good on his legs.] Zack Cobb: …weighing in at 221lbs… [Tapia sprints down the aisle before sliding into the ring.] Zack Cobb: NEGRO TAPIA! ['Disorderly Conduct' by Latin Rascals starts to play] Zack Cobb: His opponent coming to the ring from Hill Valley, North Carolina . [Daniel Vicious walks out through the curtain, generic green trunks and long brown hair, shit body.] Zack Cobb: Weighing 245lbs… Daniel Vicious! Dougie Wright: This is a big night for this local talent. Marty The Cabbie: I bet Negro Tapia was over the moon to find out he was teaming with such an illustrious talent. He filled my cab up with gas last wednesday… no joke! [Negro Tapia shakes hands with Vicious as he enters the ring.] Dougie Wright: It looks like Negro Tapia has recovered pretty well from his blood transfusion and that horrible attack. Marty The Cabbie: We'll see, he looks ok now, but nobody is kicking him in the face right now. [Vicious and McMaster start things off.] Dougie Wright: Our National Champion to start things off. [After a collar and elbow tie up, Tommy McMaster locks on a head side headlock. Vicious pushes him off to the ropes, McMaster bounders off them and Vicious goes for a big hippos. McMaster blocks it and goes for one of his own but Vicious blocks that too. McMaster throws a clothesline but Vicious ducks it and then runs into the ropes, off he comes and takes McMaster down with a shoulder tackle.] Marty The Cabbie: Not a bad start from the gas man. [McMaster gets up quickly, he blocks a right hand from Vicious and sends him across the ring, he follows Vicious to the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside.] Marty The Cabbie: Over he goes… [Negro Tapia steps into the ring, he runs at McMaster who pulls down the top rope and Negro Tapia flies out of the ring as well.] Dougie Wright: The National Champion has cleared house! [The referee pushes McMaster away from the ropes to allow both wrestlers to get to their feet.] Marty The Cabbie: McMaster has picked up where he left off last week. [Out of nowhere Madhu Karna leaps over the ringside barrier.] Dougie Wright: IT'S THE IRANIAN MADMAN MADHU KARNA!!!! [Karna grabs Daniel Vicious and sends him straight into the ringside steps. Inside the ring Tommy McMaster is pointing to what is going on outside of the the ring but the referee just wants to get him away from the ropes.] Marty The Cabbie: Oh referee you're having a nightmare. [Karna leans over the guard railing and grabs a steal chair, he swings it and connects with the face of Daniel Vicious.] Dougie Wright: OH MY GOD WHAT A CHAIR SHOT! [Karna then grabs the chair and drives it down into the knee of Vicious.] Marty The Cabbie: That's going to tear his ACL right up. [Negro Tapia spins Karna around by his shoulder and hit with a big right hand.] Dougie Wright: Karna is getting his comeuppance. [Karna pulls a spike from his boot.] Marty The Cabbie: Oh No! [Negro Tapia backs off and slides into the ring.] Dougie Wright: Taia doesn't want any more of that spike. Marty The Cabbie: He ran away from him. Dougie Wright; No he didn't. Marty The Cabbie: Of course he did. Dougie Wright: He didn't want to be stabbed again and end up in hospital. Marty The Cabbie: Negro Tapia just ran away from Madhu Karna. [McMaster stomps on Tapia as Karna makes his way through the fans as security and referees run down to the ringside area.] Dougie Wright: Poor Daniel Vicious is in a lot of pain, I think we're going to need some paramedics. [McMaster grabs Tapia from behind and hits a german suplex.] Marty The Cabbie: ONE … TWO.. [Negro Tapia kicks out] Dougie Wright: The champ dropped Tapia on the back of his head. [McMaster sends Tapia to the corner, Tapia jumps so he's sanding on the middle rope. McMaster runs across, Tapia dives into the air but McMaster catches him and drops him down with a powerslam.] Marty The Cabbie: ONE TWO … Dougie Wright: Kick out! Marty The Cabbie: Negro Tapia doesn't seem to have his mind on the game, he's worried about that Iranian and his spike. Dougie Wright: Wouldn't you? [Medics arrive at ringside with a stretcher.] Marty The Cabbie: It looks like Negro Tapia is going to have to finish this match on his own. [McMaster tags in Angus Andrus.] Dougie Wright: Now it's time to see Angry Angus in action. Marty The Cabbie: He looks like a freak, who brings this many people to ringside with him. We've got his girlfriend, manager and some idiot in a Mexican mask. [Andrus grabs Negro Tapia and lifts him up for an Inverted atomic drop, he turns to the side, hooks a leg and an arm and drives himself and Negro Tapia backwards.] Dougie Wright: Big side russian leg sweep. [Andrus holds the head of Tapia and punches him hard in the forehead before ripping open his mask to reveal an already blood forehead.] Marty The Cabbie: Angry Angus is trying to open that wound from two weeks ago. [At ringed Daniel Vicious is carried away on a stretcher.] Dougie Wright: Tapais fighting this one on his own. [Andrus steps up so he's sat on the top rope and standing on the middle as Negro Tapia gets up, he's confused and goes towards Tommy McMaster who punches him around the face sending Andrus spinning and he staggers towards Andrus who jumps off the middle rope and dropkicks Negro Tapia.] Marty The Cabbie: Right on the money from Angus. ONE TWO … Dougie Wright: HE KICKS OUT! [Andrus tags in McMaster who gets on top of Tapai straight away sending him back into the corner with a knife edge chop.] Marty The Cabbie: He's being manhandled by these two. [Tommy McMaster pulls Negro Tapia out the corner and hits a big suplex, he floats over and hooks the leg.] Dougie Wright: ONE TWO Kick out! Marty The Cabbie: He's not giving up, Tapia wont stop fighting. [McMaster tags in Andrus who pulls back on the top rope and springboards into the ring, landing on the shoulders of Tapia before bridging back sending Tapia summersaulting.] Dougie Wright: Springboard huricarana… what a fantastic move. Marty The Cabbie: We know he spent some time in Mexico, it looks like he picked up some lucha libber moves while he was there. [Andrus hooks the head of Tapia and then goes to hook both arms but Tapia pushes Andrus away.] Dougie Wright: Looked like he was going for his speciality double arm DDT. [Tapia blocks a punch and goes for an irish whip, Andrus reverses it and Tapia hits the ropes but runs straight into a Japanese arm drag.] Marty The Cabbie: I'm just not sure how much longer he can last here. [Angus tags in Tommy McMaster.] Dougie Wright: I'm hearing word in my headset that SWL officials have seen Madhu Karna leaving the building and have set up security to ensure he doesn't return to the venue. Marty The Cabbie: I think it's a bit late for that, Negro Tapia has been startled and is a partner down. Dougie Wright: He's already been suspended for 60 days, is there much more the SWL can do to punish Madhu Karna? [McMaster sends Negro Tapia to the corner, he charges in but Tapia gets an elbow up and sends McMaster back to the centre of the ring. Tapia hits the ropes and takes McMaster down with a flying shoulder block.] Marty The Cabbie: Tapia is back! [Angus doesn't wait for the tag, he's straight in the ring but Tapia jumps into the air and hits a spinning heel kick.] Dougie Wright: If Negro Tapia can pick up a win here, it'll go down in history of the comeback of the century. [Tapia lifts up Andrus and throws him back for a Samoan drop] Dougie Wright: One Two … Kick out! [Andrus swings for Tapia but he hits the ropes behind him, he comes off them and sends Andrus flying out of the ring with a flying headscissors.] Dougie Wright: Great action here on Dynamite TV! [Tommy McMaster gets back to his feet, he kicks Negro Tapia in the stomach.] Marty The Cabbie: What's he going to do here, a powerbomb? [Tapia is hauled up onto the shoulders of Tommy McMaster but he carries on and slides down the back of Tommy McMaster for a sunset flip.] Dougie Wright: ONE TWO … [McMaster kicks out] Marty The Cabbie: He nearly had him! [Tapia runs to the ropes at the side of him, Andrus is at ringside and grabs the foot of Tapia and pulls him out of the ring.] Dougie Wright: Angus has a chair! [Andrus throws a steal chair, Negro Tapia tries to get his hands up to protect himself but it still smashes him in the face.] Marty The Cabbie: OH GOD! Can Tapia ever get a break?! [Andrus rolls Tapia back into the ring.] Dougie Wright: Surely this is it?! [Tommy McMaster lifts Negro Tapia onto his shoulders, he throws him up and drops down hitting a codebreaker.] Marty The Cabbie: Wing and a Prayer!! ONE TWO … … Dougie Wright: HE KICKS OUT!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!! OH MY GOD!!! [Andrus slides into the ring, he pushes McMaster off Negro Tapia] Marty The Cabbie: Angus pushed the champ! [Andrus grabs Tapia and hooks both arms, before dropping down driving his head into the canvas.] Dougie Wright: There it is… The 'Years of Frustration' DDT! Marty The Cabbie: ONE TWO … THREE!!! Dougie Wright: They did it, but only just. Zack Cobb: The winners of this match Tommy McMaster and Angus Andrus! [Angus gets up, his entourage start to get into the ring but McMaster pushes him.] Marty The Cabbie: I don't think McMaster was happy with Andrus stopping him from winning the match. [Andrus and McMaster go nose to nose with each other.] Dougie Wright: Andrus seemed frustrated that McMaster couldn't get the job done. [McMaster kicks Andrus and lifts him up onto his shoulders.] Marty The Cabbie: He's going to try and hit him with his Wing and a Prayer! [Andrus elbows McMaster and is dropped to his feet, he kicks McMaster and drops him down with his double arm DDT.] Dougie Wright: McMaster is down! Marty The Cabbie: What a way to celebrate your win! [Mr. Melon, Fabiana and El Flunky Fuego are all in the ring now.] Dougie Wright: The carnival has arrived form the sight of things. [McMaster is flat on his back, next to Negro Tapia.] Marty The Cabbie: How will Tommy McMaster react to this! ['Lights and Sounds' by Yellowcard starts to play] Dougie Wright: That's… That's…. That's Madhu Karna's music! Marty The Cabbie: You said he'd left! [Professor Shripati walks out through the curtain, but he's on his own.] Dougie Wright: It's just his manager Shripati! [He pulls out a large spike from his inside pocket and holds it in the air.] Marty The Cabbie: He's got that spike!!! Dougie Wright: Fans, we're out of time… What does this mean, is Shripati sending a message to Negro Tapia? Marty The Cabbie: Who says it's to Tapia, maybe it's a warning to Angus Andrus or even the champ, Tommy McMaster. Dougie Wright: One things for sure, we'll find out next time we're back n your TV in two weeks time… Goodnight folks! [fade to black and SWL logo] |
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