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| Revolution 01; The Debut Show! | |
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| texanspaniard | Mar 26 2013, 11:16 PM Post #1 |
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[Scene opens to outside the US Cellular Coliseum in Bloomington, IL. Excited fans are in the background cheering in anticipation for the night of wrestling to come and in the forefront dressed in a navy blue dress suit and holding a microphone is FFN reporter, Julie Statler!] JS: Hello everyone! I'm Julie Statler and I'm out here in front of the US Cellular Coliseum in Bloomington for the debut episode of New Wave Pro Wrestling! [BIG Cheers from fans in the background which draws a warm smile on Julie's face.] JS: Lots of action about to go down tonight inside this arena but I am honored to have the privilege to kick everything off outside tonight with some big news! In July the Fantastic Fight Network and New Wave Pro Wrestling will be holding it's very first pay per view spectacular, "A Night Like This"! And the main event of that show will be a RUMBLE! Two men start, every 2 minutes another man enters. You have to toss your opponent over the top rope with both feet touching the floor to eliminate them. The last man left standing not only wins the rumble they will become the very first New Wave Pro Wrestling HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! [BIG POP] JS: HUGE Surprise News to kick off the debut of New Wave Pro Wrestling! Let's go inside and get this show going! [The fans ERUPT in a HUGE cheer and then we cut to a studio shot of a wrestling ring set up w/ New Wave Pro Wrestling logos on the ring apron. Rock N Roll Worship Circus' "New Wave Revolution" song plays as we watch shadowy figures of wrestlers duking it out inside the ring until pyro goes off behind them and a CGI explosion covers the screen and segues to the opening show graphic..] Fantastic Fight Network Presents... ![]() [Taped @ US Cellular Coliseum, Bloomington, IL] [We cut to inside the arena and the sold out crowd and make our way to the announce table where Charles "Chuck" Morgan and Roy Harper, both dressed in dark blue suits with white button up shirts and dark gray ties, await with big smiles on their face.] CM: Hello everyone and welcome to New Wave Pro Wrestling REVOLUTION! I'm Chuck Morgan and this is my broadcast colleague Roy Harper! RH: The best looking man at this announce table! CM: Like heck you are. RH: Hey! CM: *AHEM* Roy, New Wave Pro Wrestling kicks off with the news of our first pay per view, "A Night Like This", and the Title Rumble on it but what a show we have for everyone tonight! We're going to see a tag team match pitting Dan Flores and Darkness against Tiger Soul and Tunney Family member Chono Kajomi! RH: The Tunney Family have been BLOWING UP on Twitter, Chuck, and their domination begins tonight when Kajomi makes mincemeat of the little masked guy and the fake Broussard! CM: Dan Flores isn't a fake anything, Roy! RH: He besmirches the good name of Marcus Broussard! CM: *sighs* We'll also be seeing "Double Wide" Jerry Calhoun, "Pacific Perfection" Keoni Tanaka, "Bling King" Benny King and "Perfect Gentleman" Edgar Caspian in singles action tonight. But the match that has everyone in Bloomington buzzing about is our main event! Tunney Family members, "Sidewinder" Edward Marley & "Lockdown" Felix Audiet taking on Caden Santos and a native of Illinois, "The Chi-Town Beast" Sinister! RH: I said the Tunney Family are out to dominate and nothing will prove that more than in the main event when they'll make big bad Sinister cry in front of his home state supporters! CM: That remains to be seen and we'll find out later tonight but first up, we are going to see "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins in action! Let's go to some pre-recorded comments he made earlier! [Cut to a simple, yet large NWPW banner backstage, where we find a young man standing in front of it. Caucasian, he stands about 5'10" and has short, curly red hair with a matching soul patch. He is wearing solid black tights with red boots, red wristbands and one red glove on his right hand. He is also wearing what best can be described as a nervous "deer-in-the-headlights" look as he bounces a little on the back of his heels, unconsciously aware of the fact that his arms are swinging here and there. He nods at the camera, exhales and...] "R"JR: Right! [He claps once, stopping his arms from swinging. He grins, a bit too forced.] Know what you're thinking..."haven't I seen that guy before?" And...you'd be right. [He nods again, trying to push away the mental awkwardness for a moment. The grin drops, replaced now by a sober expression.] "R"JR: I'm "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins. I thought I was gonna hit it big with Old School Wrestling, but... [Jon's voice trails off. He shrugs as a small, sheepish smile pops up on his face.] ...yeah, things didn't work out the way I hoped they would. But you know what? It's OK! I'm not gonna dwell on the past. New Wave Pro is my home now and I am ready to TEAR IT UP! [Rawlins is back to bouncing on his heels again, growing more excited. He slams his gloved fist into his hand and cracks his knuckles.] "R"JR: "Nascar Fan" Earl Neville, you better be ready to give me your best! 'Cause I'm gonna be twice as hungry and twice as ROWDY! I'm not gonna stop 'til I'm ON TOP! [Jon suddenly pumps both fists into the air.] "R"JR: WHOA YEAH! **************************** "Rowdy" JON RAWLINS vs "Nascar Fan" EARL NEVILLE **************************** ["New Divide" by Linkin Park plays over the PA and Rawlins makes his way towards the ring. He pumps his fists in the air repeatedly and is trying to slap high fives with every single hand he comes across, even ones not outstretched to him! Some fans seem a little taken aback by how eager the young grappler is to connect with them but they give him a BIG POP, feeding off his enthusiasm and him being the first guy out for the night! In the ring Neville, dressed in a red and blue jump suit with logos and sponsorships on them, resembling a NASCAR driver, pretends to be driving in his corner which seems to draw the ire of fans at ringside!] CM: "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins looks fired up tonight! RH: He looks desperate to me, Chuck! Is he running for political office somewhere locally? I've never seen anyone give so many high fives and hand shakes! CM: It's called being friendly, Roy. RH: You sure he's not running for education board back in Ohio or something? [After Rawlins gets in the ring and the referee checks both men the bell is called for and Rawlins explodes out of the gates hitting a dropkick to floor his opponent! Neville scrambles to his feet only to be taken back down with a series of arm drags and then a big hip toss! Jon motions to the fans to cheer louder and then he trips "Nascar Fan" into the ropes and leaps on him from behind and into...] CM: GATE CRASHER! Rawlins' Lung Blower move caught Neville big time! RH: Earl was probably hoping for a tail gater outside the Daytona. Poor, Earl. [The Rowdy One pumps his fist and appeals to the crowd wildly then he hits a Side Russian Leg Sweep on his opponent. Jon then grabs Earl's leg and sets up and begins punishing Neville with a Racked Leglock!] CM: Rawlins now has his ROWDYBREAKER on Neville! Earl is crying out in pain! RH: It would probably hurt worse if Rawlins would put more focus into it rather than dividing his attention trying to play up to these ruffians in the crowd! [Indeed, Jon is banging his head and trying to call out to the fans to get them to cheer even louder for him! The fans do cheer but there is an awkwardness beginning to settle upon them. Rawlins breaks the hold and walks over to the ropes and motions to the crowd with fist pumps and stomping his feet and a big smile! "Rowdy" then starts yelling "LET'S GO ROWDY" to try and get a chant going. Some fans participate but some are getting a bit weirded out. Neville though seizes on the opportunity and grabs Rawlins from behind and rolls him up in an INSIDE CRADLE!] [SURPRISE POP] CM: Neville has Rawlins rolled up with a School Boy! The referee is making the count.. ONE! RH: YES! CM: TWO! RH: This will teach Jon a lesso- RH: THR-RAWLINS KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME! [A flash of anger, alongside a flush of red faced humiliation, comes across Rawlins face and he scrambles to his feet in a flash and catches Neville with a HARD punch, rocking the NASCAR fan and then he follows up with a DDT, planting Earl into the canvas! Jon gets to his feet, takes a deep breath, then scales the turnbuckles and leaps off with...] [BIG POP] CM: WHERE EAGLES DARE CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP! Named in honor of his alma mater.. RH: Must we know where he went to school?! [Jon flashes a more confident smile after hearing the fans POP for his high spot and then he pumps his fist in the air and pulls Neville up to his feet. He puts a 3/4 facelock on the racing enthusiast and runs to the corner hops onto the turnbuckles and...] [WOAH POP] CM: INCENDIARY DEVICE! Rawlins just hit his Shiranui move on Neville! He makes the cover.. ONE! TWO! THREE! [POP] *DING DING DING* RH: Blegh! [Marvin Bloom, the handsome ring announcer, steps into the ring.] MB: Here is your winner.. "ROWDY" JON RAWLINS! [Jon lets out a relieved sigh and then nearly LEAPS into the air as the referee raises his arm up in the air! Rawlins then pumps his fists and slides out of the ring and begins giving out high fives and then LEAPS over the guard railing to celebrate directly with the Bloomington fans!] RH: What is up with this guy?! CM: This has to be a big moment for young Jon Rawlins! He went from the disappointment of what happened to him in Old School Wrestling to winning the first match in New Wave Pro Wrestling's history! RH: So I guess that ten thousand dollar experiment show doesn't count? CM: I don't know what you are talking about. RH: ... CM: Coming up next we are going to see "Perfect Gentleman" Edgar Caspian in action so let's go to some comments he recorded earlier! [The blue curtain with “New Wave Pro Wrestling” scrolled across it, is quickly becoming a tired setting. Becoming too accustomed to the backdrop, you viewers start to search the fabric for any stains, something to break up the visual monotony. No luck, NWPW is still too new for the set to show any wear and tear. Still, looking at that fat slob, Jerry Calhoun, you know it’s just a matter of time before that curtain is drenched in grease. WOWZA! The New Wave audience forgets the set as a blonde bombshell sways into fame.] Miss Crystal: Ladies and gentlemen, here is a man who needs no introduction! [...] Hushed voice off screen: ...well... Go on. Miss Crystal <looking off camera for a second before turning back with a smile that makes the male audience weak in the knees>: That PERFECT Gentleman... Edgar Caspian! [...] Hushed voice off screen: ...that’s it? Miss Crystal <the squint in her eyes suggests that might be all there is, but taking direction well, she continues>: New wavers – you’re in for a real treat. [Lunging into frame from the right, “The Perfect Gentleman” Edgar Caspian stands between Miss Crystal and the camera, immediately drawing contempt from the male portion of the audience.] Edgar Caspian: Please Crystal, stop going on about how amazing I am... you’re embarrassing me! Miss Crystal <vaguely remembering a script>: Edgar, you’re being too modest! Edgar Caspian <looking down>: If feeling like <sigh> putting on a wrestling clinic for all my wonderful fans is reward enough, OR that I should be paying the NWPW for the privilege of competing with all these spectacular talents they’ve assembled is being modest... well... <shaking head> then I guess I’m guilty of being modest. <puppy dog eyes> ...Sorry. [Taking a step further into frame, Caspian completely blocks out Miss Crystal.] Edgar Caspian: I know I’m supposed to introduce myself to you, New Wave, but like all gentlemen, I’m old fashioned. I believe that actions speak louder than words. So I’ll be doing my talking in the ring. Tonight I have the pleasure of introducing myself against Oscar De La Red. Seems like a decent enough chap. I’m looking forwards to it. Regardless of the victor, I hope you enjoy the contest, and I look forwards to becoming better acquainted in the coming weeks. Enjoy the show. [What a nice guy, despite stupidly blocking the eye candy. The man, who is undoubtedly a strong candidate for the NWPW’s top good guy spot, extends his arm for the lovely Crystal, escorting her off screen. There’s that hideous blue screen again, at least they’ll cut away in a second.] “What was THAT?” [...huh?] “Whatever do you mean, Eddie?” [Someone forgot to turn off their microphone, suddenly you don’t mind the static shot of the set as much.] “That introduction – what the hell happened? Didn’t you forget something like… I don’t know... my incredible talent, my awe-inspiring skills, my perfect record, my breath taking looks, my incredible sex appeal... all my damned titles! You skipped like five pages of script!!!” “I’m sorry, Eddie, I tried my best...” “Well apparently your best ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH! You want to be an actress then you actually have to remember little things like DIALOG – BECAUSE LOOKS LIKE YOUR’S ARE A DIME A DOZEN! AND FURTHERMORE---------why is that light on?” “Eddie, I think they’re still rec---“ #BUMP# [Red in the face, Edgar Caspian runs back into view, stopping on a dime to center himself with the camera.] Edgar Caspian <turning to the camera>: Did you hear that? <thinking quickly on his toes> How DARE... Oscar De La Red talk to Miss Crystal that way! <turning left to yell after the phantom Oscar> YOU’LL PAY FOR DISRESPECTING CRYSTAL, RED!!! <shaking head in disgust as his gaze returns to the camera> The nerve of that guy, what a misogynistic pig. <Striking a pose> That’s NO WAY to speak to a LADY! [Believing that he covered that up nicely, Caspian can’t help but smirk. How stupid does he think you audience are? ...You don’t want to know.] **************************************************** "Perfect Gentleman" EDGAR CASPIAN (w/ Miss Crystal) vs OSCAR DE LA RED **************************************************** ["From The New World" from Symphony No.9 by Dvorak plays over the PA as out walks Caspian and his valey, Miss Crystal.] CM: Who does Caspian think he's fooling with that trick?! RH: What are you talking about, Chuck?! Did you not hear the awful things that Oscar De La Red was saying to the lovely Miss Crystal? CM: That was clearly Caspian, not Oscar, saying all of that! RH: Are you deaf? As clear as day it was De La Red! Edgar Caspian is a true gentleman, Chuck! He would never say the awful things we heard Oscar say! [In the ring De La Red shakes his head angrily while watching his opponent walk towards the ring. Caspian had a microphone in his hand, promising a “sound thrashing” to Oscar De La Red for apparently being verbally abusive to Caspian’s valet, Miss Crystal. Believing that he needed to educate the audience on the basic rules of chivalry, Edgar brought up that the man should always pay for a meal. This segues into Edgar asking for a volunteer from the audience to enjoy a lobster dinner. Apparently a firm supporter of female empowerment, Caspian left Miss Crystal to lug out the table, and set out the food, while he selected a lucky fan. The Perfect Gentlemen changed his mind three times, replacing the meal recipient with increasingly buxom models. When the fan he'd selected sat down at ringside to enjoy the meal; Caspian attempted to educate her on the proper use of a lobster pick for the better part of ten minutes, eventually reducing the young woman to tears.] Busty Fan <sobbing>: I can’t do it! CM: This is a travesty! We should not be allowing him to treat this poor fan in such a- RH: For Christ’s sake – you use the pick to pull out the meat, not break the shell! Edgar Caspian: Roy – you sexist scum – leave her alone! RH: Sorry Edgar... <turning to Chuck Morgan> I lost my gentlemanliness for a second there. CM: Like you have any of that, Roy. Busty Fan <fighting back tears>: Like this? [Losing his temper, Edgar throws the food to the ground.] Edgar Caspian: If you can’t use utensils like a human being, you might as well eat like a dog!!! [A shocked silence fell over the irritated crowd. Breathing hard through flared nostrils, Edgar slowly realized that this outburst probably looked less then admirable to his legions of fans. With the hysterical woman now on the ground with the lobster, Caspian had his work cut out saving his squeaky clean image.] Edgar Caspian: Get up you silly girl! GET UP! I... I didn’t mean that she should eat off the ground like a dog; I was just trying to illustrate that using proper cutlery is what separates us from the beasts. [Before the fan could be humiliated further, or Edgar could put a positive spin on his most recent hypocrisy; Oscar, now on the ring apron, leaped off with a dropkick attacking Caspian - officially starting the match!] [POP] CM: Oscar De La Red, like the rest of us, has seen enough and is putting a stop to this fiasco! RH: I agree, Chuck. That fan's brute stupidity with the lobster was a fiasco. CM: Stop it! [Miss Crystal watches on with concern as De La Red climbs back into the ring and Caspian struggles to his feet. Oscar runs off the ropes and charges, leaping through the ropes and SENDING FANS TO THEIR FEET WITH A TOPE CON HILO!] [BIG POP] CM: WHAT A MOVE BY OSCAR DE LA RED! RH: Oh no! Oscar's angry tirade earlier along with his cheat filled assault of Caspian must be too much for Miss Crystal to bear! [Indeed she begins to swoon and tremble and she appears to be fainting! De La Red pops to his feet and makes it just in time to catch the oh so lovely lady in his arms as she faints! Oscar looks around and up in the ring at the referee in total confusion. This of course distracts De La Red from Caspian popping to his feet and going after him with a TWO FINGERED eye poke! Oscar grabs his eyes with one hand while trying to keep a hold of Crystal as he drops to one knee and tries to place her gently on the floor only to get walloped upside the head with a boot!] [BOOOS] CM: Miss Crystal could have been hurt there by Caspians dirty and reckless actions! RH: Caspian's actions?! Are you blind, Chuck? It was Oscar who yelled at her backstage and now tried to carry her off and yell at her some more at his own leisure later! [Edgar drags his opponent into the ring and WASTES him with several STIFF European uppercuts and a Butterfly suplex! Caspian bows to the crowd who boo him and he grimaces in frustration at their reaction then takes it out on De La Red with several stomps and then pulling Oscar up and setting him up for a vertical suplex and lifts him up in the air and then... just lets De La Red fall behind him awkwardly as Caspian strikes a pose!] [BOOOS] CM: Release "Textbook" Suplex by Caspian.. Oscar may be hurt here! RH: After how he treated poor Miss Crystal earlier, I sure hope he is! CM: Neither Edgar or you seem very concerned for her! [Indeed, Crystal is still passed out on the floor outside until Marvin Bloom, the handsome ring announcer, finally goes over to check on her.] RH: Can you believe Bloom is trying to take advantage of a situation like this?! CM: He's checking on her well being, Roy. RH: Sure he is. [Edgar sees Bloom checking on his valet and his nostrils flare yet again and he rolls out of the ring and grabs Marvin by his jacket and yanks him up and shoves him away from her and berates the ring announcer for being a vulgar barbarian! The crowd BOOS!] CM: Edgar is really too much here! RH: There is no such thing as being too much of a gentleman, Chuck! [The Perfect Gentleman yells at Miss Crystal to wake up, finall resolving to drag her to the ring steps and prop her up in a seated position against them while shaking his head with frustration as he climbs back in to the ring, where De La Red is waiting to throw him over with a hip toss! The fans CHEER while Caspian scrambles to his feet and Oscar goes for a dropkick.. But Caspian side steps and then leaps on top of Oscar and quickly sets up for...] CM: THE MEASURING! Arm Trap cross-legged STF! RH: Make that cretin tap! [And indeed Oscar has no choice but to tap out to the exremely painful hold!] *DING DING DING* [BOOS] MB: Here is your winner... "PERFECT GENTLEMAN" EDGAR CASPIAN! [Miss Crystal wakes up to hear the announcement and she pulls herself up to her feet and claps for her man who has the referee raise his hand and then smiles.. Only to frown at all the BOOs flying his way! His face distorts to quite an ugly expression and he climbs out of the ring and bosses Miss Crystal angrily towards the back as she makes a sad and worried face, trying to figure out what she has done wrong this time.] RH: That is how you treat a lady, Chuck! CM: And that is why you are single and unmarried, Roy. RH: Ah.. Are you not also single and unmarried? CM: I... Wel.. OK.. You got me there. RH: HA! CM: *sighs* Up next, we are going to see "Bling King" Benny King in action. Our very own Julie Statler is backstage to interview him so let's go to Julie! [In the New Wave Interview Zone, a tall, sickeningly ripped African American dwarfs reporter Julie Statler. The man is shirtless, thereby ensuring that his awe-inspiring physique gets maximal visibility, just like the pink boxer shorts that a pair of extra low riding baggy jeans fail to cover. Yet, in spite of such machismo, it's all of the massive gold medallions and necklaces dangling from the man's neck that take center stage. This much bling can only mean one thing. The King of Bling cometh.] JS: Ladies and gentlemen, with me is Benny King, scheduled to square off with the Mutt later on to- BKBK: Mmm! Mmm! Lookin' fine! JS: -night... - Why, thank you! BKBK: Yo, I was talkin' 'bout this fine slice of alpha male flavor right here! The Bling King [Points to self] ...but you'se a'ight. JS: [Less enthusiastically] Thank you. BKBK: They say pimpin' is hard, but I bet you'd make it easy wouldn't you. JS: Pardon me? BKBK: You could be the classy kind of hoe, with an ad on craigslist and everythin'! [With great strength of character and a frown on her face, Julie Statler takes the high road.] JS: "Bling King" Benny King, what are your thoughts on the Mutt? I believe he has placed a bounty on your head and aims to collect tonight... BKBK: Girl, dawg didn't place no bounty on my head, I did! And the prize ain't on my dome either, baby... [With extra wide eyes, raised brows and a retracted chin, Benny pauses for effect] ... it's around my neck! JS: Your jewelry is the bounty? BKBK: Yeah you feel me! Benny King be bringin' peak game to the spot! But the Mutt? Naw. [King shakes his head more emphatically than he has been, which makes his Ben Wallace style afro bobbing all over the place.] BKBK: Dawg's a phony, y'all. His stank's buggin' my nostril-piece! He ain't no match for the Bling King! I want my appoNance to bring peak game too! That's why I'm putting alla this sizzlin', dazzlin', jaw droppin' bling on the line tonight! Tonight an' averynight, you dig? JS: ...As if this jewelry were a title belt? BKBK: Jewelry? This here ain't no mere jewels, woman. This bling's OFFICIAL! JS: All that glitters is not gold... BKBK: Word. [A sober nod, then a smile that sparkles bigger than his chains!] BKBK: Sometimes, it's even better! [He holds up a medallion that reads "BLING"] Don't let the ghetto milk color fool you, baby, they told me this here's way better than yo momma's raggedy lil' diamonds! This right here be blood diamonds! JS: They're WHAT? If they are you really shouldn't be wear- BKBK: Don't front me with that tone, baby-doll! I be livin' mad large, ya feel me? I gets me nuthin' but the top of the line gear! I ain't puttin' no wack bling on a body like this, a'ight? Nah! I hit me proper goods like this wild piece right here [holds up an over-sized medallion shaped like a crown], all covered with African diamonds dug inna deepeest mines of Zirconia! An' the Bling King's just gettin' started, y'all. There's more! JS: Like the fight purse. BKBK: Keep yer girly threads for yourself, woman! [King wipes a disgusted sneer off his lips with the back of his hand before turning to the camera.] BKBK: Think you're money? Step up in this piece and make good! I go ham up in here, so when Mutt can't collect, y'all can line up an' take your shots! But you be trippin' if you think you're gettin' the props, body-b, 'cause those are aaaaaallll mine! [He slaps his massive, chains covered chest with gusto.] BKBK: I put it all on the line, baby! I wear my amotions on my sleeves, an' my pride 'round my neck. THAT... [He kisses his crown shaped medallion] ... is why the Bling King reigns supreme. [With that, the King has left the scene.] JS: We'll see if he shines as bright as his bling in the ring! ************************* "Bling King" BENNY KING vs THE MUTT ************************* RH: Julie's a poet and she didn't even know it! CM: Would you stop? ["Get Up (Instrumental)" by Slaughterhouse plays over the PA as the "Bling King" makes his way to the ring. He taunts fans with his bling but does not let them get close to touching it. The Mutt, imagine a Dog the Bounty Hunter cosplay, takes off his sunglasses and gives King a tough guy stare as he enters the ring. Benny ignores his opponent as he gets in the referee's face and aggressively gives some instructions to the zebra attired official. The referee rolls his eyes then nods his head and takes Benny's bling as the Bling King hands it to him and then he raises the bling HIGH up into the air giving the fans and viewers at a home a good look at it.] CM: So apparently, from Bling King's interview with Julie, his jewelry is on the line tonight! RH: Did you not pay attention, Chuck? It's not his jewelry! It's his BLING! CM: Right. RH: OFFICIAL BABY! [The referee hands the bling off to Marvin Bloom who then hands it to the time keeper. The Mutt tries to get in Benny's face before the bell but King laughs at his opponent then pulls out a dog biscuit which he proceeds to throw at the Mutt. It bounces off Mutt's chest and he looks down, staring at it angrily on the canvas. Bling King takes that moment to BOOT the bounty hunter in the stomach, doubling him over and starting this match officially as the ref calls for the opening bell. King knocks Mutt down to the canvas and then stomps away on his foe! Benny follows up with a leg drop and then trash talk which he yells at his downed opponent's face!] CM: The Bling King is being very disrespectful to his opponent tonight! RH: Eh, can one really be disrespectful for a guy dressed like a bounty hunter? I think not. [Bling King continues his assault with a body slam and then yanking Mutt up into the air and holding him there for a long time, showing off his strength, before finally dropping the bounty hunter with a delayed vertical suplex! Benny gets to his feet and jaws at the fans, who BOO in reply! King shakes his head and waves them off before flooring the Mutt with a STIFF lariat! The ripped Bling King lays down some more smack talk on his opponent before pulling him up to his feet, throwing him up on his shoulder as if the Mutt was a rag doll and then hitting a HARD leaping powerslam!] CM: THE BIG CRUNCH! Bling King just DECIMATED Mutt with that powerslam! RH: Benny's power is OFFICIAL, Chuck! [King then pops to his feet and scrambles to the nearest corner, climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and...] [POP] RH: And so is his Diving Headbutt, Chuck! CM: OFFICIAL DIVING HEADBUTT! That has to be it! Mutt with the cover, ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING DING DING* MB: Here is your winner.. "BLING KING" BENNY KING! [The referee goes to raise King's hand up in victory but Benny DEMANDS he go get his bling first! Bloom hands the referee the bling who then turns around and hands it to it's owner who THEN wants his hand raised in victory!] CM: A big win here for "Bling King" Benny King and.. What is this? What is he doing now?! [Benny walks over to the downed Mutt and lays his bling over him and then runs off the ropes and... RUNNING LEG DROP!] [BOOS] CM: Oh Come On! RH: I agree, Chuck. Benny should do much worse to this dog. CM: Give me a break! This is disgraceful and these fans are not happy with it! [HUGE BOOS as the fans let Bling King know what they think of him but he does not seem too concerned.] RH: SUPER OFFICIAL! CM: *sighs* Up next folks we have a BIG tag team match involving Dan Flores and Darkness taking on Tiger Soul and Tunney Family member, Chono Kajomi! Let's get to some comments from the competitors! [It's the FFN Studios, complete with the New Wave Pro Wrestling banner in the background. But no one is there. The lights go out. Great- the promotion's just started, and already they can't pay their electric bills. After a second, the lights come back on again. This time, standing in front of the logo is the masked wrestler 'Darkness'. He's small by wrestling standards, but agile. Unfortunately, that's all that's apparent about him. He's wearing a full body suit and a mask that is black, one that completely covers his eyes and mouth. He's able to speak through the mask clearly.] Darkness: I used to be afraid of the dark. A small child, barely 5 or 6 years old, fearing monsters under the bed and in the closet when the lights went away. My older siblings would tease me for my fears. But then I was watching a TV show, and I heard that, if you can conquer your fears, you can do anything. Anything. So I forced myself to confront my fears. I went into my room, drew the shades, shut off all of the lights, and sat there. For hours and hours. I fought my fear. And in the end, I conquered my fear. [A slight chuckle] You could even argue that I learned to like the dark. I beat my fear, so now I can do anything. New Wave Pro Wrestling is my chance to do so in front of a large audience. Their first show, and I'm teaming with Dan Flores against Tiger Soul and Chono Kajomi. Dan is a longtime veteran, and I'll show that I can hold up my end of the tag team. And for our opponents, Chono's manager, Jack Tunney, is already talking about taking over the league. But he'll fail. I've beaten the dark... [The lights go out- and when they come on a moment later, the studio is empty. Darkness's voice can be heard, though.] Darkness VO: ... I can beat my opponents as well. [The camera fades out to another studio shot!] [Standing in front of the New Wave Pro Wrestling banner is the mysterious masked wrestler from over sea's, Tiger Soul ... Tiger Soul's decorated mask is black with red tribal stripes design across it. Looking through the eye sockets the intense foreign wrestler speaks.] "Take a look at this mask. Because if you don't know it, you should. I am the Tiger Soul. I wrestle with a code of honor. I am better then each and every one of you in this locker room. I don't have an ego, that's just the way it is. It's my destiny to be champion. And my hunt begins on Revolution. I am the keeper of my own destiny, but in my NWPW debut I team up with Chono Kajomi." [Emotionless underneath that mask. Barely blinking the masked superstar continues to look towards the camera.] "Kajomi it's simple, you have your agenda. I have mine. There is no reason to pretend we are friends. Let's just go out there and finish business. Darkness and Dan Flores, I am here in the NWPW to do two things ... Wrestle and _win_. Tonight is the beginning of a new dawn ... a new revolution. No longer will the Tiger be the hunted. No longer will the Tiger be backed into the corner fighting for survival." [Pause.] "Those days are long over." [Close up.] "Here in the NWPW ... I will be on constant attack ... and When tigers attack, they attack the spine to paralyze you if your lucky. And those of you who aren't ... They rip your throat open." [Dramatic effect pause.] "They do that to quickly put an end to the threat." [Slow nod.] "Tonight this tiger wont be hunted. My back wont be in the corner ... My destiny has brought me here. ... and every night is survival of the fittest. I will attack your spine. I will rip your throat out. I will be victorious." [Fade back to full figure shot.] "I will become NWPW Champion." [Fades back to a shot of the ring with Marvin Bloom standing inside.] MB: The following contest is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall! ["Hageshisa To, Kono Mune No Naka De Karamitsuita Shakunetsu No Yami" by Dir En Grey plays over the PA and out walks a Japanese wrestler led to the ring by a familiar face.] MB: Introducing first, from Kitami, Japan.. Led to the ring by his manager JIM TUNNEY... Here is... CHONO KAJOMI! [In the shot of Jim Tunney leading Chono Kajomi down to the ring, in the upper left hand corner, a small window appears, picture-in-picture. Standing against a light blue background, we see Jim Tunney in that window, smiling that sleazy smile that's so well known to wrestling fan everywhere. Behind him, Chono Kajomi's eyes are hidden behind a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses, and the sleeves of the $4000 Anderson and Sheppard pinstripe suit cover his massive arms, which are crossed across his chest] JT: Ladies and gentlemen of America, behind me stands one of the greatest talents to come out of Japan in years. A man with a family name that inspires respect in the Land of the Rising Sun, a man who performs feats of strength that put the other weaklings in NWPW to shame, a man who has come to America to make his mark. This federation doesn't deserve men like Felix Audiet, Edward Marley, or the man behind me, Chono Kajomi. A man who has come to America, taken one look at the fat, overweight, sweaty masses that make up this very crowd here tonight, and has decided that he'd rather live in Canada than spend one second longer in Bloomington, Illinois, than he has to. What you're about to see tonight is nothing more than greatness, brought to you from across the Pacific by yours truly, Jim Tunney. I'd say "you're welcome," but I wouldn't want to waste those words on this slag heap of a city. [The window with the promo slides offscreen as we watch Kajomi and Tunney climb into the ring.] CM: I can't believe the disgusting things Jim Tunney just said about the good people of Bloomington! RH: You better believe it and LIKE it, Chuck! I tell you once again, that man Jim Tunney and his family is going to DOMINATE New Wave Pro Wrestling! You would be wise to pay heed to the words and thoughts of our soon to be masters! CM: I am pretty sure no matter what happens that Jim Tunney will not come into ownership of New Wave Pro Wrestling, Roy! RH: That sounds kind of like a challenge, Chuck. I wouldn't challenge him on such things! MB: And already in the ring, from Urayasu, Chiba, Japan... TIGER SOUL! [Kajomi's partner for the night, Tiger Soul, already in the ring approaches his fellow Japanese native about the match but Tunney jumps between them and shoos Soul away, drawing a glare from the masked man.] CM: Are there issues before the match already between these two? RH: I think Soul was just asking for an autograph and Tunney said it wasn't time for that. I'm sure all is cool, Chuck! Quit trying to stir the pot! [The Bloomington crowd JUMPS to their feet though when "Dead and Bloaded" by Stone Temple Pilots plays over the PA and out walks Dan Flores with both of his hands up in the air!] MB: And their opponents, introducing first.. From Robinsdale, Minnesota... DAN FLORES! [Flores walks out towards the middle of the entrance ramp towards the ring and motions to the fans who cheer wildly!] RH: Yay. The fake Broussard. CM: Will you stop with the fake Broussard thing?! Dan Flores has accomplished so much in his own career and has moved past his days using the Broussard name. RH: Calm down, Chuck! You don't have to be so- *BNK* [POP] RH: Just great! The power's out! [The lights have gone out but Roy's fears of the power being out are unfounded because "Insomnia/Sandstorm" by Faithless & Darude begins to play in the darkness and after thirty seconds or so the lights come back on and..] [HUGE POP!] RH: AIEEEEEEEE! [Darkness, the masked man covered from head to toe in a black body suit is IN the ring, perched on a corner!] MB: And his partner, from Parts Unknown... DARKNESS! [Flores climbs into the ring and Darkness hops down and shakes Dan's hand while Tunney complains to the referee about Darkness pulling tricks to cheat before the match has even begun!] CM: All the participants are in the ring and this match is about to get underway! RH: Shouldn't you wait til the referee calls for the bell so you can yell your usual... [The referee motions to the time keeper.] ********************************************* DAN FLORES & DARKNESS vs TIGER SOUL & CHONO KAJOMI (w/ Jim Tunney) ********************************************* *DING* CM: AND THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! [POP] RH: I knew it was coming. [Flores prepares to start off the match for his team while Tiger Soul looks ready to start for his but Tunney yells at him and Kajomi motions for Soul to go to the apron. The masked Japanese man sighs in frustration and then climbs out to the apron allowing Kajomi to start off against Flores. The two men circle one another then lock up in the middle of the ring. They both struggle for control before Kajomi slides into a side headlock on Flores. Dan tries to struggle out and then resolves to push Chono towards the ropes to force a break. Kajomi gives the break and Dan pulls away quickly to avoid any cheap shots by the Tunney man.] CM: Smart move by Flores to avoid any shenanigans that Kajomi could have been up to. RH: Why would Kajomi or any of the Tunney family need to resort to shenanigans, Chuck? THEY'RE THE TUNNEY FAMILY! CM: Exactly. [Flores and Kajomi circle one another and are about to lock up when Kajomi stops and points to something outside of the ring. Flores goes to look at.. nothing. It's all a ploy by Chono to create an opening for an ELBOW SMASH... But Flores doesn't buy the distraction and is able to move out of the way and catch Kajomi with a drop toe hold! Tunney is IRATE outside of the ring, accusing Flores of pulling on Chono's tights. Flores ignores Tunney's antics and drags Kajomi to his corner, applies an arm bar and tags in Darkness. The masked man hops onto the top turnbuckle and leaps off with an ELBOW DROP onto the exposed shoulder!] [BIG POP] CM: Flores and Darkness showing great teamwork in the early goings! RH: What you mean, Chuck, is that they're showing great CHEATING because that is what they are doing! Cheating! [Chono shakes his aching arm until Darkness grabs his arm and twists it in an armwringer. Kajomi grimaces and then snarls as he looks at his masked opponent and manages to pull his arm free from his foe's grasp and glare at his opponent. There is a brief tense staredown between the two before Kajomi lunges for his foe but Darkness manages to side step and trip the Japanese grappler to the canvas. Not missing a beat, Darkness yells out "FIVE" and then and fires off a LIGHTNING quick elbow drop!] Crowd: FIVE! [Darkness pops up in a flash and drops another quick elbow!] Crowd: FOUR! [Again he pops up and again..] Crowd: THREE! [Darkness pops up yet again and yet again..] Crowd: TWO! [Darkness pops up and leaps up HIGH into the air for the last one..] Crowd: ONE! [HUGE POP] CM: Darkness has caught Kajomi with the Countdown! RH: The only Darkness has caught Chono with is CHEATING! Listen to Tunney! He'll tell you! [Indeed Tunney is raising up quite a storm outside the ring abount Darkness' antics. The referee attempts to address Tunney's concerns while Kajomi scrambles to his feet angrily and goes for a PUNCH but Darkness dodges the shot! Chono fires off another shot and again Darkness dodges and this time catches his opponent with a LEAPING European Uppercut! Chono stumbles into the ropes and Darkness runs to the ropes where Jim Tunney is waiting to sneak a hand in and trip the masked man!] [BOOS] CM: Hey! Come on ref, Tunney just tripped Darkness! RH: What are you talking about? I didn't see anything like that! Neither did the referee! CM: That seems awfully convenient. [Tunney pleads innocence while Darkness scrambles to his feet only to be RUN DOWN by a STIFF Clothesline from Kajomi! The Japanese Playboy, seemingly full of rage and a look of disgust as he peers down on his opponent, begins stomping away on his masked opponent! Chono then yanks Darkness up to his feet and scrambles over to the corner where he SLAMS the masked man face first into the turnbuckles! Kajomi then pulls his dazed foe from the corner and races to the opposite corner and SLAMS him face first into those turnbuckles as well, sending the smaller masked man down to the canvas!] [BOOS] CM: Thanks to Tunney's distraction the tide of this match has changed in favor of the Japanese team. RH: Chuck, why are you accusing an honorable man like Jim Tunney of doing anything questionable? Quit making up phantom crimes that he didn't commit! [Chono drags Darkness to his corner and tags in Tiger Soul, who looks very eager to get in the ring. Chono barks something in Japanese to his partner who nods his head and Tiger Soul grabs ahold of his partner and whips him towards Darkness in the corner but Kajomi reverses it and sends Soul flying into the dark costumed man with a HARD clothesline in the corner! Chono climbs out of the ring onto the ring apron as Tiger Soul looks down at his opponent, ready to unleash punishment when Chono tags himself back in to the chagrin of Tiger Soul!] CM: It looked like we were going to get to see Tiger Soul here in this match but Kajomi just tagged himself back in! RH: Don't sweat it, Chuck. Tunney and his men know what they are doing! Tiger Soul should just follow Kajomi's lead here. [Tiger Soul protests as he climbs on the ring apron only to then hear cross words from Jim Tunney! Kajomi yanks Darkness up and picks him up in a GORILLA PRESS! Chono holds Darkness up in the air and begins to walk around the ring with Darkness, showing off his power!] CM: What a display of power here by Chono Kajomi! RH: He's in the Tunney Family for a reason, Chuck. [After walking all around the ring with Darkness up in the air he tosses the masked man up in the air and calmly walks away as his opponent falls from way up high down onto the canvas! Tunney applauds his charge and tells Tiger Soul "That's how it's done" which draws a glare from the masked Japanese grappler. Chono drags Darkness over to his corner and begins rubbing his masked face aggressively against the turnbuckles!] [BOOS] CM: Chono seems to have some bone to pick with Darkness here! RH: He probably is annoyed by Darkness turning off the lights. The ladies need to see the Japanese Playboy. Not that he'd give any of them the time of day from these parts. CM: Would you stop? [As Kajomi continues this Tiger Soul reaches over and TAGS himself in!] [POP] RH: What is this doofus doing?! CM: Tiger Soul wants to get in there and compete, Roy. It makes perfect sense to me! RH: Chono has this well in hand! Tunney is so right in what he's saying! [Jim Tunney is BESIDES himself yelling at Tiger Soul as is a very stunned and angry Kajomi who now has to go to the apron as the masked Japanese man goes after Darkness. He fires off a series of STIFF kicks to his masked opponent then pulls him up with a side headlock and then quickly spins into a hammerlock drop toe hold take down! He fires off several shots with his knees into the side of Darkness before pulling him up and putting a fronte facelock on when... Kajomi reaches in and TAGS HIMSELF BACK IN!] [BOOS] RH: That a boy! CM: The Japanese Playboy has tagged himself back in.. RH: As a member of the Tunney Family he has a responsibility to show his partner how to do things correctly, Chuck! [Chono jumps in and grabs ahold of Darknkess and barks angrily at Tiger Soul. The masked Japanese fighter sighs in frustration then leans against the ropes and bounces off with a running high kick... THAT NEARLY HITS KAJOMI BECAUSE DARKNESS SLIPS OUT OF CHONO'S GRASP!] [POP] RH: That moron Tiger Soul nearly hit his own partner! CM: It was only a near accident. RH: Who penciled him to team with Chono? This is outrageous! [Jim Tunney is IRATE outside the ring and so is Kajomi who is all in Tiger Soul's face yelling angrily in Japanese! Tiger Soul climbs to the apron, apologizing, but Chono continues his angry words when Darkness grabs him from behind with an inside cradle!] [BIG POP] CM: Darkness with a roll up the referee leaps into position... ONE! TWO! THR- [Deflated Pop] CM: Kajomi kicked out! RH: Thank goodness! [Kajomi scrambles to his feet and charges at his masked opponent who attempts to leapfrog over him but Kajomi snatches him out of the air and brings him down HARD with a spinebuster!] CM: YOWZA! What a spinebuster by Kajomi! RH: Did you see that Tiger Soul? That's how you do it! [Tunney wipes his brow, relieved, and begins applauding his charge. Dan Flores in his corner yells encouragements to his partner while Darkness holds his back in pain. Chono shakes his head then looks over at his foe and the look of disgust returns to the Japanese Playboy's face. Kajomi walks over and stomps at Darkness and then pulls him up to his feet and hooks him from behind and goes for a backdrop suplex.. But Darkness FLIPS over and behind Kajomi and jumps on his back hooking on a SLEEPER HOLD!] [HUGE POP] CM: Darkness with a sleeper hold! Kajomi in big trouble! RH: It's an illegal choke hold! Get in there and stop the cheating ref! [Tunney yells about just that to the referee while Chono flails his arms a bit but then he grips ahold of Darkness and drives backwards into a corner CRUSHING Darkness back-first against the turnbuckles and breaking the sleeper hold! Darkness hold his back while Chono catches his breath. In the corner, Flores is clapping his hands and cheering Darkness on to fight on and make the tag. Kajomi has no plans to allow that though as he gets up, rage fueling him, and catches the masked man with a big kneelift!] CM: Darkness needs to make that tag desperately! RH: Like the Japanese Playboy would give him the chance! Ha! [Tunney pulls on Tiger Soul's leg, to the masked man's chagrin, and whispers something to him which the masked man uneasily nods his head. Chono then picks Darkness up in a gutwrench, walks around a bit with him and then completes the gutwrench suplex. At that moment Jim Tunney goes over nearby Dan Flores and jumps on the ring apron and begins yelling at Flores, accusing him of spitting on him! Flores threatens Tunney which draws the referee over and that's when Chono pulls Darkness into his corner and Tiger Soul leaps in the ring and the two men begin putting a DOUBLE STOMPING onto Darkness!] [BIG BOOS] CM: Referee, turn around! This is all a dirty trick! RH: It's smart is what it is, Chuck. You would know nothing about it! [The referee sees none of this as Tunney has him distracted. Chono motions for Soul to get out of the ring, which he does shaking his head and then Tunney hops off the apron and walks away from the mess he created with Flores, now that the damage is done. Kajomi pulls Darkness towards the middle of the ring and goes to set up for a Powerbomb but when he lifts Darkness up in the air.. Darkness grabs ahold of Chono's head and PLANTS HIM WITH A SPINNING DDT!] [HUGE POP] CM: What a DDT counter by Darkness! RH: He pulled on Chono's ears! He was cheating! [Tunney yells at Chono to tag out while Flores hops up and down and calls for Darkness to make the tag! Kajomi gets to his hands and knees first and crawls over and gets an eager tag from his partner Tiger Soul. The masked Japanese grappler scrambles into the ring while Darkness crawls towards Flores. Soul catches up to Darkness before he can reach Flores and pulls him up by his foot but the masked man from parts unknown hops precariously on one foot before... BLASTING Soul with a LEAPING ENZUIGIRI!] [HUGE POP] CM: SUDDEN GLOOM by Darkness! He caught Tiger Soul flush there! And now Darkness pops to his feet and... [HUGE POP] CM: HE MAKES THE TAG TO FLORES! RH: AIEEEEEEEEE! [Flores leaps into the ring and catches Tiger Soul with a deeeep arm drag! Soul scrambles up only to eat a Jawbreaker sending him stumbling into a corner holding his masked jaw! Dan gets to his feet and charges the corner only to eat a boot to the face from Tiger Soul! Flores stumbles back, holding his face, while Soul hops onto the top turnbuckle but takes a moment to catch his breath. It's a moment too long though as Flores sprints at the corner, hops up the turnbuckles and CATCHES TIGER SOUL WITH A HUGE HIP TOSS OFF THE TOP!] [YOWZA POP] CM: SONIC HIPTOSS by Flores! And what is this?! RH: I don't know what you are talking about. [Jim Tunney slides halfway under the bottom rope and yells at Flores! Dan sprints over and goes to STOMP on Tunney who manages to roll out of the ring just in time! But the distraction pays off as Kajomi leaps in and FLOORS him with a clothesline from behind! The crowd BOOS in their disapproval but their not the only ones upset because from the back out comes "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins!] RH: What is he doing out here?! CM: Jon Rawlins is heading out to the ring and he does not look happy! [As Rawlins makes his way to the ring, Darkness leaps into the ring and charges at Chono Kajomi and.. DIVES AT HIM WITH A CROSSBODYPRESS sending both men over the top rope to the floor outside!] [HUGE POP] CM: OH MY! Darkness just sent himself and Kajomi over the top and out of the ring! RH: That HAD to be illegal somehow.. Right?! [As Kajomi and Darkness recover on the floor outside, Jon Rawlins jumps on the ring apron of the ring and points directly at Tiger Soul and yells at him! Tiger Soul looks over at Rawlins with a confused look as Jon yells at him "I won't let this stand on MY watch!"] RH: What is this buffoon going on about, Chuck?! CM: Rawlins has seen enough of the cheating, Roy! RH: What business is it of his?! He's not in this match! [Soul waves off Rawlins but Flores grabs the masked man from behind and goes for a roll up! The referee goes to make the count but Soul reverses the roll up!] CM: Tiger Soul has countered into a roll up of his own! ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING DING DING* [DEFLATED POP] MB: Here are your winners, TIGER SOUL AND CHONO KAJOMI! [Rawlins shakes his head and then climbs into the ring and as the referee goes to raise Soul's arm in the air, Jon stops to it and jumps in Tiger Soul's face!] CM: Jon Rawlins is NOT happy with what has happened in this match and.. neither are Kajomi and Darkness because things are KICKING OFF between them outside the ring! [Indeed Kajomi and Darkness have both popped to their feet and are now going at it in a WILD BRAWL! Both men brawl into the entrance ramp as security comes flooding out to break the brawl apart!] CM: Bad blood is boiling over here between Darkness and Chono Kajomi and they're threatening to do the same in the ring between Rawlins and Tiger Soul! [Rawlins is RED in the face yelling at Tiger Soul about Jim Tunney's actions in the match. Soul shakes his head and then waves off Rawlins and tries to walk away.. Which REALLY seems to make Rawlins upset and he SHOVES the masked man from Japan!] [POP] RH: HEY! What did Tiger Soul do to call for that, Chuck?! CM: Nothing! Soul was trying to walk away! RH: Tiger Soul should knock this kid's block off! [Soul looks WILLING to do just that but the referee and Dan Flores have jumped in the middle and are keeping the two men seperated.] CM: Things have got really heated up here at the end of this match! Security has their hands full pulling Darkness and Kajomi apart and Rawlins seems up for something similar against Tiger Soul! We're going to let things calm down by going backstage to Julie Statler, who is very busy tonight, who is standing by with "Double Wide" Jerry Calhoun! |
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[Standing in front of a big banner covered with the NWPW logo stands intrepid female reporter Julie Statler. She smiles broadly into the camera as she speaks into the microphone she holds in her hands.] Julie: Ladies and Gentlemen at this time, let's give a big NWPW welcome to another of the up and coming superstars here at New Wave Pro Wrestling! The big man from Stone Mountain Georgia, JERRY CALHOUN! [Into the scene strides the colossal Jerry Calhoun, his massive frame taking up almost every bit of the frame. He dwarfs the petite red head who seems almost skittish despite herself in the presence of such a large individual. Jerry gives Julie a huge grin and he takes off his beat up trucker's hat in her presence.] Jerry: How ya doin' Julie, it sure is good to see ya! You're lookin' fiiine, girl! [Julie's cheeks flush slightly.] Julie: Th-thanks. Jerry, you're new not just to New Wave Professional Wrestling but to the world of professional wrestling in general. What can our fans who may not know anything about you expect to see from Jerry Calhoun? Jerry: Pretty and smart! Julie, if you can make biscuits and gravy, I'll marry you right here and now! [Julie's cheeks flush a deeper red.] Julie: I'm afraid I'm not much of a cook, Jerry... Jerry: I'm just having fun with you, Julie! That's what the great fans here in NWPW can expect from me. Fun! I'm here to have a good time, have some good fights and chase bad girls! If I happen to eat a little fried chicken while I'm at it, well, that'd be just fine, too! But before all these other superstars here in NWPW get the wrong idea, let me warn 'em. I may be here to have a good time, but I plan on that fun coming at your expense, boys. You ever have 500 pounds drop on top of you? Well, you're fixin' to. Slick Nick, hope you got your health insurance paid up, boy. Because after tonight, you're gonna be needin' to collect on it! Oh, and Julie, if you ever want to learn how to make biscuits and gravy, just give me a call! [Calhoun winks at her as he passes in front of her and out of the scene on his way to the ring.] ****************************** "Double Wide" JERRY CALHOUN vs SLICK NICK ****************************** RH: Man, biscuits and gravy sound good! Julie, if you're listening, if he teaches you please make some for me as well, OK? CM: Concentrate on the job ahead, Roy. ["White Trash" by Southern Culture on the Skids plays over the PA as out walks "Double Wide" Jerry Calhoun! His genuine big smile seems to get the fans warmed up to him pretty quickly as they're eager to get a high five from the big man! In the ring Slick Nick shifts uneasily in a corner, making angry faces and giving fans a glare. Calhoun climbs into the ring and gets a big cheer from the fans!] RH: Fried chicken sounds good too. DARN YOU Calhoun! Food is all I'll be thinking about the rest of tonight! CM: I think somehow you will survive, Roy. [As Calhoun waves to the fans Slick Nick sneaks up behind the big man from Stone Mountain and goes for a Double Axe Handle attack! Jerry spins around, as the referee calls for the bell to get the match officially started, and he shakes his head at his foe. Nick nervously looks around and then goes for a right hand but Double Wide blocks it and floors the Slick one with a BIG headbutt! Slick Nick struggles to his feet and then Calhoun LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND BLASTS NICK WITH A STANDING DROPKICK!] [HUGE GIANT POP] CM: OH MY GOODNESS! Did you see that?! Calhoun hit a standing dropkick! RH: Pigs can fly?! Is this the end of the world?! AIEEEEEE! CM: What an impressive sight from such a large man! [Nick rolls to a corner and sits up with a look of utter shock on his face as he stares with wide eyed disbelief at his opponent! Jerry gets a good laugh out of this and raises his arms up motions for Nick to come at him! Slick slowly gets to his feet, weary of this offer but then he sprints over and begins POUNDING away at Calhoun's midsection and chest with punches and chops! The big man grins and giggles at Nick's assault to the dismay of the Slick one. Nick steps back with frustration growing until it explodes with an ill advised SLAP to Double Wide's face!] RH: That took the grin off his face. CM: And I suspect this is going to take any grin off of Nick's face! [BOOM! HUGE right handed punch to the jaw DEMOLISHES Nick, sending him flying to the canvas! Calhoun looks down at his opponent with a flash of anger at the disrespectful slap he was given but then a smile forms on his face as he gets an idea! The big man from Stone Mountain, Georgia grabs ahold of Nick's leg and drags him to a corner where he puts him in a seated position against the lower turnbuckles. Then Calhoun turns his back to his foe and Nick gets a closer look at Jerry's "KEEP BACK" logo on the back of his trunks!] [HUGE POP] RH: THIS IS SO WRONG! CM: Calhoun is giving Slick Nick the Stink Face! RH: Not even Nick's mother would kiss him now! [Calhoun breaks off the stink face attack and Nick is AGHAST in horror and terror and he calls the referee over and then tries to wipe his face on the ref's shirt but the referee shoves him away! As Nick spazzes out in the corner, Double Wide gets ready then charges at the corner until..] [BIG POP] CM: STONE MOUNTAIN AVALANCHE! He squashed Nick in the corner! RH: Poor Nick and his flat stinky face. [The fans cheer wildly, much to Calhoun's delight, and then the big man bounces off the ropes and charges over to his downed opponent and...] [GIANT POP] CM: BUFFET DROP BODY SPLASH! Calhoun with the cover.. ONE! TWO! THREE! [BIG POP] *DING DING DING* RH: I never thought you could flatten paper even thinner but that had to do it to Nick. MB: Here is your winner.. "DOUBLE WIDE" JERRY CALHOUN! [The referee raises Calhoun's arm in the air and the big man soaks in the HUGE cheers from the fans!] CM: What an impressive victory that was for Jerry Calhoun here tonight! RH: He's a big guy, Chuck. One thing that pops to my mind though is Julie's announcement earlier about the Rumble at "A Night Like This". It is going to be TOUGH to throw this guy over the top rope in that! CM: It will indeed be quite a task! I understand that reporter Julie Statler, who has been very busy tonight, has caught up backstage with "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins. So let's go to Julie! [Cut to backstage, where we find NWPW reporter Julie Statler next to "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins. The Ohio native has a towel draped around his shoulders and a faint smile on his face. He gives a nod, acknowledging the camera.] JS: Folks, I managed to catch up with "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins. To say he's had quite the start here in New Wave Pro Wrestling has got to be an understatement! Jon, what are you feeling right now? "R"JR: Well, um, Miss Statler... [he coughs nervously, trying not to obviously stare at the attractive woman.] Julie? JS: Julie's fine. "R"JR: Ah! Well, yeah, Julie...um, first off, I wanna thank the fans for their support tonight! I couldn't have made it here without them. YEAH! And I wanna thank my dad for always standing by me. He's home now, watching this...Dad, WE MADE IT! [Jon breaks out into a grin and shakes a fist into the air, completely exhilarated. He then takes the towel and then starts wiping the sweat from his brow. Julie smiles politely.] JS: You also made an unexpected appearance during our tag match out there. [The grin immediately drops from Jon's face. He throws the towel back over one shoulder and nods, serious expression now on his face.] "R"JR: Yeah, um... [Rawlins sighs, grimacing.] Look, it was obvious the ref was overwhelmed out there thanks to that rat Tunney! Somebody had to put a stop to it! It's like the broken window theory, y'know? You can't let crime take root! JS: It didn't look like Tiger Soul wanted Jim Tunney's help, to be honest-- "R"JR: Whoa, c'mon here! He could have walked away! He could have told him off. Heck, he could have slugged the guy! But he stuck around and reaped all the advantages and didn't do anything to stop it himself -- that makes Tiger Soul JUST as guilty! [Jon snorts in disgust.] You can't claim you have honor and then go cheat -- that makes you a hypocrite! I'm not gonna let that stand. Not on MY watch and not against the fans of New Wave Pro Wrestling! [Rawlins raises his chin in determination, the earlier nervousness now gone. Julie stares at him for a few seconds before turning back to the camera.] JS: Strong words from "Rowdy" Jon Rawlins...Chuck and Roy, back to you! [We cut to Chuck Morgan and Roy Harper at the announce table, and Roy is quite worked up.] RH: What did that kid just say?! HIS watch? Isn't he a rookie? CM: That doesn't mean he can't have strongly held convictions and beliefs, Roy. RH: Don't give me that, Chuck! He stuck his nose in where it wasn't needed and how DARE he make any comments about Jim Tunney and how he does things in the ring? That kid is cruising for a bruising! CM: Well, one thing is for certain he definitely has not shied away from getting into the thick of things here! Up next we will be seeing "Pacific Perfection" Keoni Tanaka in action. Let's go backstage to, once again, to Julie Statler standing by with the man himself! RH: Is Julie allowed even a bathroom break tonight?! Hash tag Julie Statler never takes a break soon to be trending! [Cut to a backstage interview area, where Julie Statler is standing in front of an NWPW banner. Right next to her is a young twenty-something man of around six feet, already in his ring gear of a singlet in the golden yellow colour of his home island of O'ahu, along with basic black kneepads. The man has short, naturally curly hair and a light brown complexion, and rather than looking at Statler he's pacing, eyes focused on the camera, full of energy.] JS: It's time to hear from another of our competitors in action tonight! My guest at this time... [The man puts a hand up, just inches from Julie's face. This shocks her into a momentary silence, during which the man looks at her for the first time, staring rather rudely.] KT: Just who the Hell do you think you are? JS: (confused) I'm sorry? KT: Look, what you're feeling right now is natural. I doubt you've ever been this close to a perfect man before, ever seen a perfect body and a perfect face. But look, honey, you're cute and all... but you're not in the same league as Pacific Perfection. You're what... a seven? If I'm being generous? [Statler frowns, but she's still too shocked to object verbally at the moment. The man, meanwhile, points to a gold band on his hand.] KT: You see this ring? It means I'm taken. Happily. By a ten. So here's what I need you to do, sweetheart. You hold that microphone up for me, keep it steady. You get those butterflies in your tummy under control. And you don't make eye contact with Pacific Perfection... because you haven't earned that right. [It's clear that Statler is offended by being spoken to this way, be being interrupted and talked down to, by the presumption of the arrogant jerk across from her. But she's also not being paid enough to make a scene, so she does as instructed and takes a half step back, just holding the mic up and hoping this is done sooner rather than later.] KT: My name is Keoni Tanaka, and tonight, wrestling fans, tonight you will see perfection. Now, I'm used to everyone being jealous of my natural talent everywhere I go... but normally, it doesn't go quite this far. You put me in there against a masked man, NWPW? Perfection is equal parts perspiration and preparation, but how am I supposed to prepare when my opponent could be literally anyone under that mask? How is it fair to take the greatest natural athlete to ever walk into this industry, a man who single-handled won his school a Pac-12 title, a man who went over two years without once being pinned, and put him in there with a giant question mark? How is that fair? You tell me that, people. But it doesn't matter. Tonight, I want everyone in this company to watch me, to watch the future of this business, to watch perfection. Every perfect move, every perfect counter, ending with a perfect victory. I want you all to watch what I do, and ask yourself seriously, honestly... "Can I do that?". I want you to watch the whole package, the display of mastery I'm going to put on and ask yourself... "Can I match that?". I want you to watch this Masked Maniac, whoever he is, get pinned by a Pacific-Plex and I want you to ask yourself "Could I escape from that?". Because at the end of the day, even though NWPW is filled with good wrestlers, great wrestlers, incredible wrestlers, none of them match up to the world's only perfect wrestler. I am Keoni Tanaka. I am Pacific Perfection. And what I do, every day, in the ring and out of it... [Keoni allows a short pause, adopts a cocky grin and finally turns back to look at his "interviewer", Ms. Statler.] KT: ...you can't do that. [And without so much as a goodbye, Tanaka walks confidently out of the shot, chuckling to himself as he does. We cut away from Julie's stunned silence to inside the ring where Masked Maniac, of PVW fame, is in the ring doing pelvic thrusts to the tune of "Trolololololo". YES. That song.] RH: If there is a just and merciful God, he will send down perfect vengeance and destruction upon Masked Maniac and end this accursed song! *********************************** "Pacific Perfection" KEONI TANAKA vs MASKED MANIAC *********************************** [Apparently there is such a God, Roy, because "The Come Up (Instrumental Version)" by Fortilive plays over the PA and out walks "Pacific Perfection" Keoni Tanaka! With a smug confident look on his face Tanaka makes his way to the ring, sneering at the fans while smiling to himself. He hops into the ring and looks Maniac up and down then scoffs while shaking his head.] CM: Tanaka does not seem very impressed with his opponent tonight. RH: You show me someone impressed with Masked Maniac I will have you committed because inanimate lifeless objects do not count as people and have no opinions on anything. [Masked Maniac motioned to the crowd, got quite the POP, and then did a pelvic thrust in the direction of his opponent who showed his appreciation of this gesture by kicking Maniac in the midsection, doubling him over, and getting the match started as the ref called for the bell! Tanaka lit up Maniac with a few HARD chops and then snapmared the masked man to the canvas. The one time Independent Fighting Champion (in ASLL *wink*), sat up only to get a dropkick to the back of his head from Pacific Perfection!] CM: That dropkick had so much snap to it! The impact really hit Maniac hard! RH: That's because it's a PERFECT dropkick, Chuck! A perfect dropkick has perfect results! [Keoni mocked Maniac a bit before sending him into a corner with a STIFF running knee lift! Tanaka then pulled his foe out towards the middle of the ring and hit a BEAUTIFUL Snap Suplex that drew quite a few cheers because of how perfectly it was executed! Tanaka then put a PAINFUL Indian Deathlock on Masked Maniac and began berating him as he punished him witht he hold!] CM: Now come on! Does Tanaka really have to insult and put down his opponent while he has the advantage like this? RH: When that opponent is Masked Maniac there is not enough insulting and name calling one can do, Chuck. [Pacific Perfection broke up the hold and mocked his masked opponent a bit more before yanking him up by his mask but Maniac surprised Tanaka with a right hand! Fans POPPED as Maniac tried to fight back but Keoni dodged the next right hand and caught the masked man with another boot to the midsection, doubling him over. Tanaka ran off the ropes quickly and hit a LEG DROP BULLDOG!] CM: Tanaka got such impact and force on that Leg drop bulldog! His technique is incredible! RH: No, Chuck, his technique is Perfect! [Tanaka scrambled to his feet and yanked the dazed Maniac up to his feet, flashed a cocky smile then hooked his opponent and...] [BIG POP] CM: PACIFIC-PLEX! Bridging Northern Lights Suplex! The referee with the count.. ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING DING DING* RH: Perfection! MB: Here is your winner.. "PACIFIC PERFECTION" KEONI TANAKA! [Tanaka motions for the referee to raise his arm in victory then places a foot on the downed Masked Maniac's chest. Keoni exits the ring and smiles smugly until fans try to reach out to touch him when he glares at them and insults them for not being perfect.] CM: An impressive win for Keoni Tanaka here on our debut episode of.. RH: It was a PERFECT win, Chuck! CM: Right. I get it, Roy. You don't have to remind me constantly. RH: Apparently I do as you don't refer his moves as perfect when they are! CM: *sighs* Folks, it's been quite the night but coming up next is our BIG main event! The Tunney Family, Felix Audiet and Edward Marley, will be taking on Caden Santos and Illinois native SINISTER! Let's go to comments from all involved! [The camera fades in on NWPW reporter Julie Statler standing in front of a backdrop...where she is quickly joined by James Tunney. Tunney is a heavy set balding man, dressed in a rumpled suit and a ] JS: Welcome back, wrestling fans...joining me now is a familiar face to the wrestling world: veteran manager James Tunney and his newest protege, "Sidewinder" Edward Marley. Mr. Tunney... JT: Stop right there, sweetheart. You're not here to ask questions...you're here to look pretty and hold the mic so that guys like Edward Marley here can say what's on their minds...you don't even need to give background. That's what I'm for. Before you stands a man from a wrestling dynasty, just like my other clients. He's a member of one of the most successful wrestling families in the business today... Standing over six and a half feet tall, and weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds...he's the master of the Snakebite...he's "Sidwinder" Edward Marley! Now pay attention. [The properly introduced Edward Marley steps into frame. He is a tall man with pale skin, long brownish-red hair and brown eyes. He sports a goatee and while he's a relatively big man, he has less muscle definition than you might expect from a pro wrestler. He turns to Tunney and nods, then moves to stand next to Julie...and takes the mic from her hand, shooing her out of frame.] EW: I don't need a cheerleader, darlin'. I'll bring ya back the second I do. Now, I been sittin' in the back for the last little bit, hearin' guy after guy stand up here and scream about how they're tough...about how they're the best...about how NWPW'd better watch out...about how they know that they're the best and how they're driven ta prove it ta every body... Sounds exhausting. I learned a long time ago that it's the man that doesn't scream that you'd better pay attention to...and that if a man has enough power in him, he'll speak softly and everyone will listen just the same...and every one of you's on the edge of your seats right now, aren't you? I'm here in NWPW for one thing: Because this is the life that I live, and the only thing I know how to do...I'd make a piss poor farmer, and don't got the right temperment for the priesthood. But unlike the rest of these jokers, I don't play the game...the whole politics and pro wrestling thing? Also sounds exhausting. I ain't here to kiss anyone's ass, an' I ain't here to make friends with the boys in the back. Like I said: I don't play the game... I rule it...and tonight, Sinister and Caden Santos have the misfortune of stepping up for their turns. [Edward tosses the mic back to Julie, then he and Tunney exit stage right, leaving a shaken reporter behind and we then...] [Cut to elsewehere backstage where we see the NWPW banner and a lone figure standing before it. The dark skinned man is wearing a plain black t-shirt and a pair of full length green and black wrestling tights. He nods casually at the camera before he begins to speak.] CS: Tonight, I step into the New Wave Pro Wrestling ring for the first time and I will be standing next to the ring general Sinister in the evenings main event. [The man pauses for a moment.] CS: And I, Caden Santos, am up for the task that stands before us ... Edward Marley and Felix Audiet. Edward Marley, I know the history of your family and what the Marley's are capable of ... and Felix Audiet a legend in this business. As I said tonight is a task ... a challenge for myself but not for my partner Sinister, a man who has battled all over the United States and won numerous titles .... [Caden pauses again and a slight smile crosses his lips.] CS: I have faith in my partner and I have faith in myself that tonight we will walk out of the arena with the victory. So Audiet and Marley, bring your legacy, bring your family's bag of tricks 'cause you will need of it when you step into the ring with Sinister and the Dragon Spirit. [Caden bows his head quickly and steps from the camera, leaving it to focus on the NWPW banner for a moment longer. We fade out to a black screen with the words "Recorded earlier" and then we fade from black back to the banner. Jim Tunney is here once more, this time with a man wearing a neatly tailored grey suit, navy blue undershirt and wine-colored tie. He wears designer sunglasses and has chestnut-brown hair in a "messy topcut" style, and a rather large and hawkish nose. Smirking like a fiend, this man is identified by chryon as "Lockdown" Felix Audiet. Julie Statler is on hand to start the interview.] JS: With me at this time is a man who has been a force on the Canadian wrestling scene, especially in Quebec. He's a second-generation star, managed by Mr. Jim Tunney, "Lockdown" Felix Audiet. Felix, welcome to NWPW. [Audiet answers in a confident voice, with only traces of a native Quebec accent.] FA: Ms. Statler, it is an honor. JS: The... FA: (interrupting): An honor for the fans of New Wave Professional Wrestling. To bear witness to the new era. My era. To be blunt, you are looking at the greatest technical wrestler in the world today, bar none. You are looking at the man who will become synonomous with this company, and this sport. Each one of you can tell your grandchildren that you were here when The Man came on the scene. JS: With all due respect, Mr. Audiet, you're not the first to make those claims. FA: Absolutely not. But what I will do is prove those claims. I'll prove it against the best that New Wave Pro has to offer. I don't say this to glorify myself; that I'll do in the ring. I say this because, quite simply, it's the truth. It's a fact, the same as saying the sun came up in the morning and goes down at night. JS: That's not an opinion that will make you any fans. FA: It is my experience, Ms. Statler, that the fans carry with them a certain amount of envy which has always gotten me booed. They come, they pay their money, and in exchange, I give them the show of a lifetime. The chance to see a man who is the best in the world. And because they come to escape, they project themselves a bit in regards to the wrestlers. They cheer for the ones they identify with. The working class heroes. They can't relate to a man like me, because... well, take a look, honey. [Audiet swirls to show off his clothing.] FA: Designer threads, straight from Milan. Rolex watch. Designer shades. I came to town in a stretch limosuine and I'll be leaving in a Lear jet. Only the best. Why? Because you don't feed a thoroughbred the same slop you feed a pack mule. I have the best because I am the best, and that's why Dollar Store John Doe in the crowd can't relate to me. My man Jim Tunney saw me with the Quebec heavyweight title, and he knew right away that waist was meant for greater gold. he spared no expense to get the best in the world. Men like Chono Kajomi, who is the pinnacle of Japan's evoltuion of professional wrestling. Men like Ed Marley, who will culminate his family's lineage with the glory the rest of them wished they could have. And then he went and got the crown jewel, Julie. He got me. JS: I see that Mr. Tunney has loaded up on second-generation talent. What does your father think of this attitude of yours? He was never... FA: Relevant. Let me stop you right there. He traveled the world for twenty years, he won championships all over, but I have already surpassed him in skill. So that's the past, and the past is irrelevant. You want to talk about the past, let's talk about you and I last Saturday night, tearing down Manhattan till the crack of dawn, Julie. [Julie bites her bottom lip. She could be supressing a smile, a frown, or anything really... she's not going to substansiate or debunk this claim one way or the other.] FA: But if you don't want to talk about that, then talk about the future. Talk about Revolution, Bloomington Illinois, US Cellular. Talk about myself, "Lockdown", flanked by the "Sidewinder" himself and the genius behind me, Jim Tunney. Talk about the Tunney Family leaving a stamp on the NWPW, the sport, and the state of Illinois! Talk about Sinister, Caden Santos, and tell the people how it is. Because how it is goes just like this: Sinister! Santos! We've studied the film. And the truth be told, you're in the right place at the right time. You're good. You might even be great. But what you'll never be... is the best. At Revolution, we're going to start this venture off right! No pushovers, no gimmes. Sinister will be in his home turf. Santos will be headhunting to make his name. It'll be dangerous, it'll be deadly, it'll be a baptism by fire. [Felix pulls off his shades to reveal his ice blue eyes. He pulls up the front of his hair, and points at his forehead with that smirk on his face.] FA: Baptise me! I can't wait. Lesser men see this competition and shudder. Marley and myself are licking our chops. Sinister, Santos, get ready boys... the new era has begun, and like the champagne bottles that get smashed on the hull of a ship, you're going to be the ones to christen it. JS: Seven O'Clock bell time at the US Cellular Centre for the inaugrial Revolution. Don't you dare miss it! [And we cut to the present. The camera is focused on the New Wave Pro Wrestling banner that hangs above the main studio set where a dapper Julie Statler sits in a chair with microphone in hand. Her raid hair is slicked back into a ponytail and she appears a bit anxious as she speaks] Statler: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome again to New Wave Pro Wrestling. Tonight’s excitement is palpable as the inaugural events are set to begin. Right now it’s my pleasure to introduce to all of you the man known as the ‘Chi-Town Beast’, Sinister! [Sinister enters the set from the right side, smiling widely and wearing a short-sleeved black shirt that has a large dark red dragon printed on it. He wears black slacks and dark red casual shoes. He shakes hands with Statler then takes a seat] Sin: Good evening Ms. Statler {his deep voice resonates on the set}. Thank you for the opportunity. Statler: You’re welcome Sinister and thank you for being so kind and cordial. First question is, how does it feel to be in the Main Event for tonight’s opening card? Sin: It’s definitely an honor and a privilege. I’m very appreciative of the respect I’ve been given from the decision makers of the New Wave Pro Wrestling federation. They have honored me with their decision and I will strive to show them my appreciation of such decisions. Statler: You have a tag match and your partner is Caden Santos. What do you know about him? Sin: [Chuckles briefly] I have to admit that I had to do some research on Mr. Santos because thus far, I’m pretty ignorant to the majority of the roster here. Believe me, that will change in due time. However, I have seen various bits of footage and have spoken with people close to him. I know Mr. Santos is a very capable wrestler and I look forward to working with him against Audiet and Marley. Statler: Sinister, what do you hope to accomplish in the NWPW? Sin: It’s quite simple really Ms. Statler. I want the members of the NWPW and, even more so, the fans of NWPW, to know that I am the dominant big man in this federation. However, I’m a man of respect, integrity, and discipline. I will take no shortcuts nor avoid any challenge laid out in front of me. I take pride in my practice of martial arts, specifically Jeet Kune Do, and I want to show my ability to incorporate my martial practices into my wrestling abilities Ms. Statler. Lastly, I want everyone to know that I am not a man to be fooled with. Stepping into the ring with me comes with a price and I hope any and all opponent’s know that I will not hesitate to battle under any circumstances. Statler: Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Before I forget, Sinister, how does it feel to be back in Illinois? Sin: I love my Illinois brotha’s and sista’s. I look forward to making them proud tonight. The Chi-Town Beast will be on the loose tonight. Statler: Thank you for your time Sinister, I greatly appreciate it. Sin: Thank you Ms. Statler. I always enjoy being interviewed by lovely young women, especially red heads. There is something special about red heads. [He smiles and winks at Statler. In turn, she blushes slightly] Statler: Thank you Sinister, I appreciate receiving compliments from such…strong…men. [We fade from the blushing Julie to a shot of the ring where handsome ring announcer Marvin Bloom is standing in the middle of it.] RH: Settle down, Julie. Really, have some scruples! *DING DING DING* MB: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! [GIANT POP] [James Tunney walks out from the back and stomps towards the ring.] CM: Tunney is coming out here ahead of his charges! RH: It should be obvious as to why, Chuck. Someone professional has to give them a proper introduction! [Indeed, Tunney climbs into the ring and yanks the microphone away from Marvin Bloom!] [BOOOS] JT: *ahem* I am NOT trusting this goof to do introductions for my boys again after his performance earlier! [Tunney shoots a confused Bloom a glare while the crowd BOOS, then James returns to the job at hand.] JT: Ladies, gentlemen, cretins and goofballs.. [BOOS] JT: STAND UP and give PROPER appreciation and applause for the very BEST wrestling talent in ALL of the world! ["Slither" by Metallica plays over the PA and out walks a tall man with pale skin, long brownish red hair and brown eyes with a goatee.] JT: Standing Six feet six and weighing two hundred and fifty pounds.. From Allentown, Pennsylvania.. The CREAM of the crop from the Marley family... "Sidewinder"... EDWARD MARLEY! [Marley narrows his eyes at the fans as he makes his way to the ring and climbs in where he is applauded by Tunney though the fans have quite a different reaction.] [BOOOS] RH: I can NOT believe the disrespect these fans are giving here! CM: *sarcastically* How awful. RH: I'm glad you agree! [Metallica fades out as "Dream Is Collapsing" by Hans Zimmer plays over the PA and out walks another man.] JT: And his partner, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.. Standing six feet and weighing two hundred and forty three pounds... The brightest star of the Audiet family... "Lockdown".. FELIX AUDIET! [The crowd BOOS as Audiet makes his way to the ring and joins his Tunney Family comrade, Marley, in the ring and Tunney tosses the microphone back to Bloom.] CM: Marvin could've done a fine job on that! RH: Please! You and me both know Bloom is just a handsome face with a hot daughter! CM: I hope he doesn't hear you say that! RH: I... Also hope this. *sighs* [The crowds boos turn to...] [HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI OVER THE TOP DELIRIOUS CHEERS] [Because "Golgotha Tenement Blues" by Machines of Loving Grace plays over the PA and two men walk out! One of them is just over six feet tall and he follows behind the other man who is just about SEVEN FEET TALL!] MB: And their opponents.. First from the Isle of Guam.. "Dragon Spirit" CADEN SANTOS! And his partner.. From CHICAGO, ILLINOIS... [HUGE POP] MB: Here is... The "Chi-Town Beast"... SINISTER!!! [BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS PLACE RIDICULOUS CRAZY HUGE POP] CM: Listen to this crowd welcome their fellow Illinois native Sinister back to his home state! I have goose bumps! RH: BLEGH! [Sinister is obvious moved by the reaction the fans are giving him and he pumps his fists into the air and then points to the "Chi-Town" writing on his wrestling pants. He and Santos make their way to the ring and climb into the ring and the fans GO TOTALLY BANANAS!] CM: The atmosphere is INCREDIBLE here tonight for this main event! RH: Wait til the Tunney Family are taking apart the big goof and island boy over there, Chuck! These fans will get quieter than a cemetery. [Tunney huddles with Marley and Audiet in their corner while Sinister and Santos shake hands and talk over strategy in their corner and everyone waits for the match to start. To that end the referee motions to the time keeper..] ************************************************************************* MAIN EVENT: SINISTER & CADEN SANTOS VS "Lockdown" FELIX AUDIET & "Sidewinder" EDWARD MARLEY (w/ Jim Tunney) ************************************************************************* *DING* [MASSIVE POP] CM: And the very FIRST Main event in New Wave Pro Wrestling's history is officiallyl underway! RH: Should have guessed I'd hear that more than once tonight. [Marley starts for the Tunney Family and Sinister starts for his team. Both men circle one another and then they lock up in the middle of the ring! Marley is quite a large man but Sinister is quite a bit bigger and he easily gets the better of the lock up and scoops Marley up in his arms, holds him in the air for a few moments, looking around at the crowd before slamming Sidewinder down HARD! Marley scrambles up to his feet only to get caught with a right and then a left and then back and forth right and left punches backing Edward into a corner. Big Daddy Sin steps back, measures Marley, and then ROCKS him with a back elbow to the side of the head, buckling the Sidewinder's legs! After another back elbow Sin pulls Edward out of the corner and whips him into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a MILITARY PRESS!] [NUCLEAR POP] CM: Listen to these fans go NUTS at Sinister's display of power! RH: These fans are not showing the Tunney Family the proper respect, Chuck! It's disgraceful! CM: What should they be doing according to you, Roy? RH: Obviously they should be BOOING Sinister for cheating! CM: Gotcha. [The fans go CRAZIER as Sinister presses Marley THREE TIMEs into the air before slamming him to the mat with BRUTAL authority! Tunney yells orders to Marley who follows them by rolling to his corner and tagging out to Audiet as quickly as he can. Lockdown climbs into the ring, eyeing the near seven footer wearily. Both men go to lock up but Audiet easily avoids Sin's grasp and fires kicks to the historically bad knees of the big man! The Chi-Town Beast grimaces and tries to back away as Audiet goes after his knees. Sinister is able to make it to his corner and tag out to his partner!] RH: What a coward! Look at your big hero, Bloomington! CM: That's not cowardice, Roy. Sinister's knees are notoriously bad and an easy target for opponents! This is very smart by the big man. RH: Tell yourself whatever makes you feel better, Chuck. [Santos leaps in and immediately presses towards Audiet and the two men lock up and Dragon Spirit slaps a side headlock on the son of "Heart Surgeon" James Audiet. Felix quickly pushes Caden to the ropes and whips him off the ropes and off of him. As Santos bounces off the opposite side, Audiet goes for a clothesline but the man from Guam ducks and when Felix spins around he gets thrown across the ring with a BIG Arm Drag by Santos!] [BIG POP] CM: What an arm drag from Santos there! Audiet scrambles to his feet and.. HE GETS TOSSED OVER AGAIN BY ANOTHER BEAUTY OF AN ARM DRAG! RH: He pulled the hair to do that, Chuck! It was totally illegal! [Audiet, following advice from Tunney, rolls to his corner and tags in Marley. Sidewinder climbs in and eyes the man from Guam with some caution and then when they go to lock up manages to fake him out and catch Caden with a boot to the midsection! Marley scoops up Santos and slams down to the canvas and then goes for an elbow drop.. But Dragon Spirit moves out of the way! Caden catches Marley's arm as he gets up in an armwringer and tags in the big man from Chicago!] [HUGE POP] [Sinister climbs into the ring and fires off a HARD martial arts kick to Marley's shoulder! Sinister tosses the Sidewinder across the ring with a BIG hip toss and then runs to the ropes only for Tunney to reach in and TRIP the big man! Sin spins around and leans over the ropes to confront the manager who yells back at the veteran. The referee comes over to calm things down but this gives Marley the time to recover and the opening he needs to hit...] [GOOD GAWD DANG POP] CM: OH MY GOODNESS! What a DEVESTATING Short Left Uppercut by Marley! It dropped Sinister into the ropes! RH: You see, Chuck?! Tunney did not pick these guys for their looks! He picked them because these men are THE BEST! [Tunney celebrates and applauds outside the ring while Marley puts the boots to Sinister and then pulls up the big man and lays into him with several shots sending Sin into a corner. Marley's next shot isn't as damaging as he hoped for though. Instead Sin seemed to snap out of his daze and gave a snarl to his foe! Marley backed off then threw another shot at Sin but this one only connected with the big man's hand as he caught the punch! Sinister began to SQUEEZE Edward's hand and Sidewinder's face grimaced in pain and he backed out of the corner but the Chi-Town Beast wouldn't release his grip! Marley fell to his knees in pain!] [MASSIVE POP] CM: What strength on display here by the big man from Chicago! RH: Pssh! Marley is just drawing Sin into a false sense of security. He's going to level him at any moment. Just you see! [In the end, it's James Tunney who makes the save via jumping on the apron and yelling insults at the big man from Chicago. Sinister releases Marley to go after the manager who jumps off the ring apron to avoid the big man's grasp! And it's effective in again creating an opening for the Sidewinder to get his shots in on Sin, this time a knee to the midsection! Marley follows with a few more shots, backing the big man into a corner, and then he UNLOADS a hard kick to Sinister's left knee!] CM: The Tunney Family has Sinister well scouted as this is the second time they have gone after his knee in this match. RH: It's simple and it's smart, Chuck. [Another kick and the Chi-Town Beast turns his back to Marley to try and protect the knee from further punishment but Marley hits a HARD back elbow shot to daze the big man and send him stumbling out of the corner! The Sidewinder makes a tag to Audiet and both men pull Sin up and UNLOAD rights and lefts to the head and chest of the big man. Santos protests but Tunney jumps on the apron to argue with the man from Guam, drawing the referee's attention. With the ref distracted, Marley fires a shoulder into Sin's gut, doubling him over, then pulls him out of the corner. Audiet and Marley nod at one another and then they go for a double front chancery and together, with great effort, they LIFT THE SEVEN FOOTER INTO THE AIR.. and... Bring him DOWN with a BIG DOUBLE SUPLEX!] [BOOS] CM: The Tunney Family are benefitting from Tunney's distractions yet again tonight! RH: Law of the stronger, Chuck! Law of the stronger. [As Tunney ends his distraction, Marley goes to the apron while Audiet goes after Sinister's left knee. Audiet smiles as he attacks the leg and makes fun of the fans upset in the crowd. But soon the fans are CHEERING as Felix's crowd taunting gives Sin an opening to fire a Palm Strike to the chest, sending Audiet reeling backwards and clutching his chest! The Chi-Town Beast follows up with a KNEE to the midsection and then a HUGE headbutt, sending Audiet into a corner! The crowd now going NUTS, Sinister pulls Audiet out of the corner, slaps on a front chancery and lifts him up HIGH into the air! He holds Lockdown in that position and begins to walk around the ring, limping a bit from the abuse to his knee so far. The big man manages to walk around the ring a bit before dropping backwards and bringing Audiet down HARD completing the delayed suplex!] [HUGE POP] CM: Another show of strength here from the near seven footer! RH: It's this crowd's fault for distracting, Felix! He had Sin right where he wanted him! [Sinister quickly tags in his partner, Santos, who leaps in and lights up Audiet's chest with STIFF chops to the chest and then a LEAPING chop to the head sending the second generation star to the canvas! Tunney on the outside complained to the referee about Santos using illegal moves but the referee maintained it was a legal blow. Audiet got to his knees, holding his head and saw Caden approaching and immediately began BEGGING for mercy! Caden rolled his eyes and shook his head as the crowd cheered him on to let Audiet have it but the distraction was enough for Felix to sneak in a POKE TO THE EYES!] [BOOS] CM: What a dirty trick! RH: Santos may be dirty, Chuck, he looks like he doesn't bathe often but that was no trick. He is just dumb. CM: Will you stop it? [Audiet grabs Caden's arm and goes into a hammerlock then scoops him up and slams him down by his corner. Quickly he tagged in his partner Marley who came in and dropped a quick knee across Santos' chest! Edward yanked Caden to his feet and then brought him back down with a STIFF short arm clothesline! The Sidewinder followed this up by racing over to Sinister and ..] *SMACK* [OH NO HE DIDN'T GASP] CM: MY GOODNESS! Marley just SLAPPED the taste out of Sinister's mouth! RH: I'm pretty sure I heard Sin say something about Ed's mother. [The near seven footer does not take that lightly and is bounding over the ropes with BAD intentions but the referee jumps in the way and prevents the big man from getting to Marley. Sin argues and Tunney is there to keep the arguments going because his charges take that time to gang up on Santos with a double assisted guillotining over the top rope on the man from Guam!] [BIG BOOS] [The damage done Audiet rolls out of the ring and Tunney flees from Sin's anger. The big man for his part gives up the argument because he realizes it's only giving his opponents opportunities to attack his partner with double teams. Instead Sin cheers on his partner and tries to get toe crowd going into a chant of "SANTOS! SANTOS! SANTOS!" James Tunney cuts the chants short by jumping on the ring apron in a neutral corner and asking the referee to make the crowd be quiet. Deafening BOOS greet this and Marley takes the distraction to choke Caden on the ropes! Sinister tries to get the referee's attention to point it out but Audiet sneaks around the ring and grabs Sin's leg on the apron and YANKS it from under him causing the big man to fall down and BANG his knee on the edge of the apron!] [MASSIVE BOOS] CM: What a cheap dirty trick by Audiet! RH: What are you talking about? I didn't see any- CM: You never see anything your favorites do, Roy! RH: I see them getting their arms raised at the end of the night. [Felix, with a huge smile on his face, runs back to his corner while Sinister grimaces in pain and a flash of RAGE comes over his face! The big man climbs into the ring and begins limping over with bad intentions but James Tunney is quick to point it out to the referee who gets in front of Sinister and orders him back to his corner. The big man protests and Tunney motions to his charges and they go to work doing a DOUBLE CHOKE on Santos using the ropes!] [YOWZA LOUD BOOS] CM: This is just not right! They're using underhanded tactics to keep the upperhand in this match! RH: Wrong, Chuck. They're using their BRAINS to keep the upperhand! Watch closely everyone in the back, the Tunney Family are here to dominate! [Sinister, realizing the trap he's fallen for again, goes to his corner as Audiet tags in and goes to work on Caden's arm with punches and elbow smashes! Felix mocks the angry fans at ringside a bit then pulls Santos up to his feet and then races towards Sinister in the corner and tosses Caden through the ropes... AND RIGHT AT SINISTER'S KNEES sending the big man falling off the apron and with a new knock on his bad knee!] [HUGE BOOS] RH: You see that, Chuck?! That's excellence! That is how the Tunney Family rolls! [Tunney applauds Felix while the referee gets on Audiet's case. The man from Montreal ignores the ref and drags Santos back to his corner and tags in Marley once again. Meanwhile, Sinister climbs back on the apron and WANTS to run in the ring and tear his opponents apart.. But swallows his anger knowing it will only cause his partner more trouble. Instead he rubs his aching knees and then shouts encouragements to Santos. Caden can use them because Marley is going after his arm that Audiet worked over. Ed twists the arm with an armwringer, Santos grimaces in pain and then fires a STIFF chop to the chest of Marley! The Sidewinder grimaces but holds onto the armwringer until the man from Guam fires another and then ANOTHER chop! Marley releases Santos and rubs his chest and Caden goes for yet another chop but this time Marley ducks under the chop, slips behind his foe and applies a full nelson leading to...] *THUD* [YIKES] CM: OH MY! SERPENT STRIKE FULL NELSON FACE FIRST LEGSWEEP SLAM! Marley got all of that and is going for the pin! RH: I think it's over! CM: The referee with the count.. ONE! [Sinister starts to climb into the ring..] TWO! [He tries to make it there in time..] [HUGE POP] CM: SANTOS GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! [Relieved Sin heads back to the apron and claps for his partner, cheering him on! Marley glares at the referee who is also hearing it from Tunney outside the ring, but he maintains it's just a two. Sidewinder pulls Santos up and whips him to the ropes but Caden reverses into a go-behind on Marley, surprising him by applying a full nelson of his own and as fast as he can Caden..] *THUD* [HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP] CM: WOWZA! DRAGON SUPLEX BY DRAGON SPIRIT CADEN SANTOS! RH: HEAD DROPPAH! But it's by the wrong person.. I'm.. I'M SO TORN RIGHT NOW! [As Roy tries to sort out his love of the Tunney Family and his love of head dropping moves, Santos starts to crawl towards his corner to make the hot tag to Sin. Marley holds his head and makes his way to his corner where he tags in Audiet. James Tunney yells instructions for Felix to stop Santos at all costs but the son of "Heart Surgeon" is just too late as Caden leaps the last bit and MAKES THE TAG!] [SHAKE THE EARTH MASSIVE POP!] CM: Santos made the tag! RH: AIEEEEEEEEEE! [The big man from Chicago scrambles into the ring and DECKS Audiet with a high kick! Tunney yells for Marley to get in there and the dazed Sidewinder charges at the big man only to get sent FLYING through the air with a BIG BACK BODYDROP! The crowd is GOING CRAZY as Sin pumps his fists, all fired up! Audiet and Marley grab the ropes to pull themselves up and join hands and charge at the big man with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE.. but the Chi-Town Beast DUCKS the double team move and spins around to leap forward and catch both of his opponents with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!] [GIANT POP] CM: Sinister has caught them at their own game! RH: But look at what it did to him, Chuck! That leaping clothesline made him aggravate that bad knee of his. Look at the big oaf stopping to rub his aching joints! [Indeed, Sin stops a moment to grimace in pain and rub his bad knee, but when Marley and Audiet get to their feet he fights through the pain and GRABS both men by the throat, grits his teeth and pulls them BOTH up into the air a bit and then DRIVES THEM DOWN with Double Chokeslam!] [MASSIVE OH YEAH HOMESTATE BOY KICKIN' BUTT POP] CM: Double Chokeslam but Roy I will give you this, his aching knees prevented him from getting much air on that! RH: Exactly! His knee is impeding his ability to fight in that ring and it's going to lead to his destruction, Chuck! Just you wait and see! [Marley rolls out of the ring and rubs his back but flashes a wild look at Sinister in the ring, who is pulling himself up to his feet while struggling with the pain in his knee. Edward looks around wildly then spots Marvin Bloom, the ring announcer, sitting in a chair watching the match, and heads over to him.] CM: What is he up to now? RH: Maybe Bloom said something about his mother as well! CM: I doubt that. [In the ring, Sinister pulls Audiet up to his feet and starts to put a standing headscissors on him, to the DESPAIR of James Tunney, but outside the ring Marley yells at Bloom to get up! The handsome ring announcer does so and Sidewinder grabs the chair and slides into the ring!] CM: Hey wait a minute! What is he going to do with that... *SMACKAHHHHH* [GIANT BOOS] CM: MY GOODNESS! Marley just BENT that chair over the back of Sinister! *DING DING DING* CM: The referee is calling for the bell, he's disqualifying the Tunney Family! RH: Pssh! You're about to see who the real winners are, Chuck! [Sinister releases Audiet as he holds his back in pain and spins around only to eat...] *SMACKAHHHHHH* [ANOTHER chair shot, this time to the head! The big man goes down! Santos leaps into the ring but Audiet trips him to the canvas and Marley is ready to bring the chair down HARD on the back of Caden's head!] [SUPER MASSIVE BOOS] CM: I can't believe what I'm seeing here! This is disgraceful! RH: No it's not, Chuck! This is art! CM: Art?! RH: This is art at it's finest! Watch as Tunney conducts the orchestra! [Tunney motions to his two charges who both then drag Sinister to his feet and with Tunney's word Marley hooks the big man and hits...] RH: SNAKEBITE! I Love it! CM: Edward Marley has just hit Sinister with his DEVESTATING rolling cutter move! RH: And it's not over! [The referee tries to put a stop to what's going on but Tunney grabs the official and drags him into a corner and holds the referee against the turnbuckles with his back turned to him and motions to his charges. As the crowd BOOS WITH SUPER FURY they drag Santos up to his feet and are about to set up for something when security comes flooding into the ring! Officials storm the ring and break up the madness. Tunney lets go of the ref then motions to his charges to leave the ring. Marley picks up the dented chair and tosses it ontop of the prone form of Sinister before leaving the ring.] [WE HATE YOU DARN YOU TO HECK BOOS] CM: Thankfully the officials have put a stop to this horrible assault by the Tunney Family! RH: It wasn't horrible, Chuck, it was beautiful! They were showing everyone in this company that whenever they want to they can take ANYONE out! Even a GIANT like Sinister! [As the Tunney Family heads to the top of the entrance ramp to gloat and soak in the BOOS from the crowd, the big man from Chicago stirs and sits up groggily at first but then anger builds up in his face as he stares down at the dented chair and then looks up at the top of the entrance ramp at the Tunney Family. The big man pushes himself up to one knee and grimaces in pain then angrily picks up the chair, examining it then SLAMMING it down on the canvas and GLARING at the Tunney Family!] CM: This was not the big night in his homestate that Sinister was hoping for! Edward Marley and his chair have seen to that and from the look on Sin's face, who knows what he'll see to the next time he comes face to face with Marley! We're all out of time, we gotta' go! RH: THE TUNNEY FAMILY RULES! [We get a parting shot of Sinister's rage filled expression as the scene fades to black.] ©2013 FFN |
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