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SWL SUPERSTAR WRESTLING LEAGUE Dynamite TV # 3 ***************** 1. An Unwelcome Arrival 2. Credits and Introduction 3. Who Dunnit? 4. Larry Mulligan & Shi Tsuyoki v Tommy McMaster & Angus Andrus --------------------------------------------- 1 - An Unwelcome Arrival --------------------------------------------- [The camera opens up with two security guards blocking the backstage entrance to the Showgun Bar and Club in New Jersey, South Carolina. Standing opposite them is Professor Shripati and Madhu Karna.] Security Guard 1: I'm sorry Professor, but we're under strict instructions not to let you in the building tonight. Professor Shripati: This is crazy, we're both SWL employees. Security Guard 2: We understand that Sir, but you've also both been suspended for 60 days, we cannot have you in the building tonight. Professor Shripati: There's going to be hell to pay for this! [Cut to..] --------------------------------------------- 2 - Credits and Introduction --------------------------------------------- [The SWL logo briefly fades in and out…] [Darkness...] ['Bully' by Shinedown starts to play] "Hey, Hey. Hey!" [Madhu Karna pulls a large spike from his boot and stabs Negro Tapia in the face with it, ripping open his lucha libber mask.] "It’s 8 A.M. This hell I’m in." Seems I’ve crossed the line again For being nothing more than who I am [Larry Mulligan throws a big lariat, his eyes closed in anticipation of the impact but Tsuyoki ducks and hits a school boy roll up, Mulligan's legs wave around in the air helplessly] "Seems I’ve crossed the line again, for being nothing more than who I am" [Tommy McMaster throws Jeff Michaels off his shoulder and hits a codebreaker like move called the 'Wing and a Prayer'.] "So break my bones, and throw your stones" [Tsuyoki goes for an Exploder but Tommy McMaster pulls him into a small package pinning combination for a three count.] "We all know that life ain’t fair, but there is more of us" [McMaster stands in the ring with the National Championship on his shoulder.] "We’re everywhere" [Jeff Michaels leaps backwards from a corner hitting an Asai Moonsault on Larry Mulligan] "We don’t have to take this, back against the wall" [Jeff Michaels turns round to face Shi Tsuyoki who grabs him and hits an Exploder Suplex] "We don’t have to take this, we can end it all" [Karna leans over the guard railing and grabs a steal chair, he swings it and connects with the face of Daniel Vicious.] "All you’ll ever be, is a faded memory of a bully" [Madhu Karna pulls a spike out of his boot and threatens Negro Tapia who backs off and rolls into the ring.] "Make another joke, while they hang another rope" [Andrus throws a steal chair, Negro Tapia tries to get his hands up to protect himself but it still smashes him in the face.] "So lonely, push him to the dirt" [Tommy McMaster lifts Negro Tapia onto his shoulders, he throws him up and drops down hitting a codebreaker.] "Til the words don’t hurt, can you hear me?" [Andrus grabs Tapia and hooks both arms, before dropping down driving his head into the canvas.] "No ones gonna cry" [Andrus and McMaster go nose to nose with each other.] "On the very day you die" [Andrus hits McMaster with the double arm DDT.] "You're a bully" […DYNAMITE TV logo crashes into the screen] Dougie Wright: Welcome to Dynamite TV! [The camera spins around the club, there's about 200 people crammed into it. You can even see the bar in the background.] Dougie Wright: Tonight we shall see the final of the tag team tournament, who will be crowned champions, Larry Mulligan and Shi Tsuyoki or Angry Angus and Tommy McMaster. Marty The Cabby: Tommy McMaster the National Champion was last week DDTed by his own partner tonight Angry Angus, who on earth are they going to get on with each other after that! Dougie Wright: And we've just seen on our monitors like you have on your televisions sets at home that the Iranian madman Madhu Karna who two weeks ago was suspended for sixty days has turned up at the building. Marty The Cabby: The last thing we need is for him to be here! Dougie Wright: But first we have a three way dance, the first pinfall wins with the winer becoming the number one contender for the National Title, let's go to the ring now…. --------------------------------------------- 2 - Jeff Michaels v Simon Dexter Henderson v Negro Tapia --------------------------------------------- Zack Cobb: This match is a three way man, the first pinfall will be the winner. Coming to the ring first… ['Loaded' by Venom starts to play and Jeff Michaels walks through the curtain.] Zack Cobb: Firstly making his way to the ring weighing in a 230lbs… [Michaels has cut-off jean shorts on and a white vest. His wet hair covers his face.] Zack Cobb: Hailing from New York City…. [He runs his fingers through his hair as he makes his way towards the squared circle.] Zack Cobb: JEFF MICHAELS! ['The Light' by Common starts to play] Zack Cobb: His opponent - hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina. [Simon Dexter Henderson walks through the curtains, gold and red trunks, sunglasses and covered in oil.] Zack Cobb: Tipping the scales at 273lbs… [Dexter leaps onto the apron without much effort and then vaults over the top rope into the ring. Zack Cobb: SIMON DEXTER HENDERSON! ['Warriors of Time' by Black Tide starts to play.] Zack Cobb: And finally, coming to the ring from San Diego, California… [Negro Tapia walks through the entranceway, dressed in his full body blue skeleton lucha costume and mask. The fans go crazy at his recovery, he's not as full of energy as last time but he looks good on his legs.] Zack Cobb: …weighing in at 221lbs… [Tapia sprints down the aisle before sliding into the ring.] Zack Cobb: NEGRO TAPIA! Dougie Wright: Michaels and Henderson have spent a fair bit of time in the ring together and against each other in recent weeks. [All three circle each other] Marty The Cabbie: Sometimes its better the devil you know. [Jeff Michaels throws a superkick towards Negro Tapia, he catches it and spins him round. Simon Dexter Henderson kicks him in the stomach and is about to lift him for an SDH Powerbomb…] Dougie Wright: What a start… [Tapia hits a spinning heel kick on SDH and he rolls back and out of the ring.] Marty The Cabbie: That could have been over very quickly. [Tapia sends Michaels across the ring with an irish whip, he leap frogs over Michaels who ducks down and continues into the ropes. Michaels comes off the ropes and Negro Tapia hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.] Dougie Wright: Big Mexican style backbreaker. [Tapia hits the ropes and then jumps into the air executing a big sexton before turning and hooking the leg of Michaels.] Marty The Cabbie: Cover and ONE TWO [Kick out] Dougie Wright: Too early for Negro Tapia to pick up the win. [Simon Dexter Henderson slides into the ring, Tapia goes to grab his head but Henderson pushes him off and scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas.] Marty The Cabbie: …and that's why he's the strongest man in SWL. [SDH takes the left leg and goes to lock on a figure four but Negro Tapia kicks him and he runs straight into the ropes, he comes off them and Tapia bends over for a back body drop.] Dougie Wright: SDH puts the breaks on! [SDH pulls Negro Tapia into the powerbomb position…] [BAM] Marty The Cabbie: Out of nowhere Jeff Michaels just superkicked the lights out of SDH. [Tapia falls on SDH] Dougie Wright; ONE … TWO [Michaels pulls Negro Tapia off SDH and covers him himself.] Marty The Cabbie: ONE … TWO [SDH kicks out] Dougie Wright: Negro Tapia nearly stole the win there. [Tapia grabs Michaels from behind and sends him over the top rope to the ringside area. Tapia hits the ropes and runs across the ring before diving through the ropes and taking down Michaels.] Marty The Cabbie: Great dive from Negro Tapia. [Henderson rolls out of the ring, he grabs Tapia from behind and pushes him into the corner post.] Dougie Wright: Tapia went headfirst straight into the metal turnbuckle post. [Michaels slides back in the ring as SDH starts to stomp away on Negro Tapia.] Marty The Cabbie: Michaels has snuck back into the ring. [Negro Tapia blocks a kick and punches SDH back, both men get back to their feet and start brawling at the outside.] Dougie Wright: Neither of them have spotted Jeff Michaels in the ring. [Michaels sprints across the ring, he flips forwards over the top rope and takes down both SDH and Negro Tapia.] Marty The Cabbie: What a dive! [Jeff Michaels slides SDH back into the ring, he climbs up onto the apron as SDH gets to his feet, he pulls back on the top rope and springboards into the ring hitting a big missile dropkick.] Dougie Wright: Great athleticism by Jeff Michaels. [SDH gets up once more, he turns round and…] Marty The Cabbie: SUPERKCK!! ONE TWO … [Tapia slides into the ring and breaks the count] Dougie Wright: Jeff Micheals was inches away from becoming the number 1 contender for the National Championship. [Tapia tosses Michaels to the outside, he pulls up SDH and sends him to the corner, quickly following it up with a clothesline. SDH falls flat in a heap before Tapia pulls back and jumps executing a split leg moonsault.] Marty The Cabbie: What a manouver. ONE TWO THREE! Zack Cobb: The winner of this match and the new number 1 contender for the National Championship… Negro Tapia! --------------------------------------------- 3 - Who Dunnit? --------------------------------------------- [Jessica Pussycat is running 'backstage' with a cameraman in toe.] Jessica Pussycat: Dougie, we're hearing that there has been an incident backstage, I'm trying to find out what's happened. [She gets to the backstage door that we saw earlier, both Security Guards are laid out and being treated by crew and production staff, the floor is covered in blood.] Jessica Pussycat: Dougie, it looks like both our security guards have been violently attacked, looking at the blood on the floor… I think - I think, they may have been stabbed! When I find out more I'll let you know. [cut to…] --------------------------------------------- 4 - Larry Mulligan & Shi Tsuyoki v Angus Andrus & Tommy McMaster --------------------------------------------- [Zack Cobb is stood in the ring] Zack Cobb: This match is the final contest of the Torneo Nacional de Parejas Increibles. The winning team will become the National Tag Team Champions. ['Scalped' by Dick Dale starts to play] Zack Cobb: …coming to the ring from Sweatwater, Texas… [Larry Mulligan storms through the curtain and pumps his left fist in the air, absorbing the fans reaction.] Zack Cobb: Weighing in at… [Larry Mulligan slaps hands with fans as he makes his way towards the ring.] Zack Cobb:.. 280lbs….LARRY MULLIGAN! ['Graduation' by Alice Nine starts to play.] Zack Cobb: His partner - from Hiroshima, Japan… [Mr Yama walks out, sharp suit and rubbing his hands together. He's followed by Shi Tsuyoki.] Zack Cobb:…weighing in at 258lbs, accompanied by his manager… [Tsuyoki has black boots, black knee pads and black trunks. His eyes are firmly set on the ring, determined, focused and about to explode.] Zack Cobb:…Mr Yama, he is 'THE BUFFALO' SHI TSUYOKI! [The house lights flicker, dim, then wink out completely. An small portion of the crowd familiar with this light sequence expresses their knowledge with a smattering of boos. The opening accordian of Gonjasufi’s "Ancestors" begins swelling over the loudspeakers before making itself fully present.] Zack Cobb: Hailing from Easton, Pennsylv-- [The microphone abruptly cuts while the house lights make their return. Zack Cobb taps the mic in befuddlement as 'Angry' Angus Andrus appears casually walking through the entrance curtain to a call of disapproval. His attitude is accurately expressed by the Psychobilly Wedge hairdo on his braincase and a decrepit white t-shirt, with 'Suffering From Sychosys' sloppily written with a black Sharpie marker, practically hanging from his torso. A pair of baggy black sweatpants, fashioned into shorts, appear to be deprived of a good wash in weeks. The Angry one takes his time striding to the ring, basking in the crowd's enmity with a glare of impassivity. Angus keeps a significant distance from his family of misfits, who follow behind him: valet Fabiana, scantily clad in a tube-top and mini-skirt an inch away from revealing this morning’s brunch, glides towards the ring with a presumptuous glow of a sexually charged butterfly as nearby fans show their lust infused appreciation. She seems to have three red petals pinned to her left shoulder strap.] Dougie Wright: We've been waiting for this debut all-night. [His manager Mr. Melon, with his slicked back, thinning, abominably dyed orangey green hair and cheapo pinstripe suit, apprehensively follows behind the indignant, much more intimidating Angus Andrus.] Marty The Cabbie: He looks even more a jerk than Jasper Stead. [Lastly gallops squash dummy doormat, El Flunky Fuego: a lanky namby-pamby cloaked in Angus' old CLLL El Diablo Fuego leather lucha mask, weathered and white with orange flames running front to back on each side, and a matching loose fitting singlet with his usual 'Me Gusta Fuego' written on the back.] Marty The Cabbie: How much of an enterouge do you need? [Once reaching the ring, Angus rolls under the ropes and enters, sprawling on the mat while resting his head upon a bottom turnbuckle. Fuego explodes into his spurious Mexican schtick to disapproving jeers from the crowd while Mr. Melon escorts the provocative Fabiana up the ringside steps and through the ropes. She walks the ring displaying that which her mother gave her to a plethora of catcalls from the horny male members of the Schoolhouse. Angus remains laying inscrutably in the corner.] Dougie Wright: The refere is going to need eyes in the back of his head with this lot around! [Melon signals for the microphone from a miffed Zack Cobb, who insists it is inoperative again. Melon snatches the mic from Cobbs' ring-announcing death-grip, nearly taking five fingers with him. "Ancestors" fades to silence while the crowd scarcely displays their disapproval.] Mr Melon [in sarcastic tone]: Hello again, ladies... and gentlemen. [There's apparently no problem with the microphone anymore. The crowd does not appreciate Melon's sarcastic tone and begins heavily boo.] Mr Melon: I love you too! I love you! I love you! I love you, too! Soooooo, I’m gonna keep this little introduction spiel short tonight... so, if you don’t already know, and you should by now, you idiots — I’m Mr. Melon... [cheat heat boos] and this fruit cup over here is El Flunky Fuego... [A pronounced "WHOOOOO!" rings throughout the Schoolhouse. A trumpet fanfare begins to blasts through the sound system, prompting Fuego to break out into a crazy seizure-like dance. He shoots his feet and arms into all whacked out positions. After gyrating aimlessly like an imbecile around the ring, Fuego finally stops, bows to the crowd and begins blowing them all an obscene middle-finger kiss. The trumpets suddenly fade and the crowd begins to furiously break into a 'NO ME GUSTA FUEGO' chant. Dejected, Fuego hangs his head in shame.] Mr Melon: Puh-lease, get over it, honkies! Surprised you can even speak that much Spanish. Now, mmmmm, over here is the lovely, sexy Fabiana — you know her by now! RIGHT?!?!? [Catcalls all around as Fabiana walks the ring, stopping at all four sides to let the Schoolhouse in on what they’re missing and will never, ever get... even in their wettest of wet dreams.] Mr Melon: Thought you’d like that, you perverts... alright *ahem* and, now pseudo-ladies and dirty germs... laying in the corner to my right... hailing from the hometown of legendary boxing champion, Larry Holmes... and the... well, let’s just say fellatio extraordinaire, Lisa Ann -- we’re on TV? Yes? Ahem. Easton, Pennsylvania! Standing at six feet, two inches and weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-seven pounds... the man Texas wouldn’t touch with a 2,032 mile-long pole... the most unappreciated man in the entire sport of professional wrestling today... ... ‘ANGRY’ ANGUS ANDRUS!!! [Nice heel pop for Angus, who is unfazed.] Mr Melton: So, let’s get this thing over with, shall we boys? The mat is all yours, Angus. [Melon tosses the mic back to the ring announcer before escorting Fabiana out of the ring, Fuego skipping behind them. Angus props himself up from his laying position and simply leans in his corner as he awaits his opponent. Zack Cobb gives his mic one last tap for safe measure before continuing with his introductions.] Zack Cobb: *Ahem* Testing, testing. Alright. And his opponent... ['To Burn It Up' by Slavia starts to play] Zack Cobb: And his tag team partner from Anywhere, New Mexico. [Tommy McMaster walks out looking all business. The National Championship proudly thrown over his shoulder] Zack Cobb: Weighing in at 256lbs…. [He has red boots, black shorts and a red tank top on.] Zack Cobb: THE NATIONAL WRESTLING CHAMPION - 'WILDFIRE' TOMMY McMASTER! Dougie Wright: Four of the best wrestlers in SWL in the ring here, current Champions and future champions no doubt. Marty The Cabbie: We'll probably look back in a few years time at this match knowing that they've all gone on to having great SWL careers. [McMaster and Tsuyoki are in the ring to start with.] Dougie Wright: It looks like the two finalists of the National Title tournament will start things off. [They go for a lock up but McMaster ducks under the arms of Tsuyoki and puts the buffalo in a full nelson. Tsuyoki breaks the hold and takes McMaster down with an arm bar, but as soon as he's on the canvas McMaster places Tsuyoki in a headscissors, Tsuyoki then nips up to hi feet and breaks the hold.] Marty The Cabbie: Two great wrestlers… [They circle the ring again] Dougie Wright: I don't think we could have asked for a better final to this tournament. [Tsuyoki throws a big kick to the legs forcing Tommy McMaster back into the corner, he tries to get his hands u to defend himself but Tsuyoki unloads with rights and lefts to the body.] Marty The Cabbie: You can tell that Tsuyoki remembers all to well that it was McMaster that beat him in the final of that tournament for the National Title. [Tsuyoki throws in a big headset that sends McMasters down to the canvas.] Dougie Wright: What a vicious headbut. [Tsuyoki leans across and tags in Larry Mulligan who steps into the ring, both of them send McMaster across the ring and take him down with a double shoulder block.] Marty The Cabbie: McMaster could do with tagging in his partner but after what we saw last week, you never know he could end up being better off on his own… [Mulligan hits the ropes and drops down with a knee across the head of McMaster. McMaster lifts himself up trying to get some space between himself and Mulligan but ends up eating a boot that sends him into the corner.] Dougie Wright: The champion is being bullied by Mulligan and Tsuyoki at the moment. [Larry Mulligan hits a big back elbow and tags in his partner.] Marty The Cabbie: Another quick tag sees Tsuyoki come into the attack. [Tsuyoki hits a knife edge chop and follows it up quickly with a European uppercut. Tsuyoki whips McMaster but he reverses it and Tsuyoki hits the ropes, he off them and Tommy McMaster hits a big powerslam.] Dougie Wright: McMaster needed that! [Tommy McMaster sits up, he looks at Tsuyoki, thinks about the pin but leans over and tags in Angus Andrus.] Marty The Cabbie: He just tagged in the man who dropped him on his head last week. [Angus gets in the ring as Tsuyoki is getting to his feet, he ducks a clothesline and hits the ropes, runs off them and takes down Shi Tsuyoki with a running clothesline.] Dougie Wright: Big move from Angry Angus. [Tsuyoki gets back up to his feet quickly.] Marty The Cabbie: It'll take more than that to keep the Japanese Buffalo down! [Angus grabs the head of Tsuyoki and hits a swinging neckbreaker.] Dougie Wright: He goes for the pin…ONE TWO … KICK OUT Marty The Cabbie: That was close. [McMaster is back to his feet on the apron, Angus tags him in, and he gets back into the ring quickly.] Dougie Wright: They need to work together if they want any chance of winning this match. [McMaster executes an Irish whip sending Tsuyoki to the corner, McMaster runs in but Tsuyoki gets an elbow up. McMaster backs off into the centre of the ring, as he turns round Tsuyoki runs at him with a big jumping knee but McMaster blocks it and spins him around.] Marty The Cabbie: That would have taken his head off. [McMaster has Tsuyoki in a reverse waist lock, Tsuyoki elbows him in the face and counters so he has McMaster in a reverse waist lock.] Dougie Wright: German suplex? [McMaster then throws an elbow which connects in the face of Shi Tsuyoki.] Marty The Cabbie: NO! [Tommy McMaster bridges back hitting a german suplex.] Dougie Wright: ONE … TWO … Marty The Cabbie: Kick out! [Tsuyoki gets up holding his head, McMaster lifts him up onto his shoulders.] Dougie Wright: Could we see the Wing and a Prayer… [Tsuyoki elbows him in the face and drops down, as he lands on his feet Larry Mulligan tags himself in.] Marty The Cabbie: In comes Mulligan! [Mulligan pushes Tsuyoki out of the way and spears McMaster.] Dougie Wright: ONE … TWO …. [Angry Angus dives in the ring and breaks the pin fall.] Marty The Cabbie: The referee has lost control of this one. [Angus grabs Larry Mulligan, hooks both his arms and drops down for a Double DDT!] Dougie Wright: That's his favourite move! [Tsuyoki runs at Angus but he kicks him in the stomach, hooks both arms and DDT's him as well.] Marty The Cabbie: DDT's all round! Dougie Wright: Remember this match is for the National Tag Team Championships! [McMaster is back up, he walks towards Angus.] Marty The Cabbie: Is he going to DDT the champ as well? [From behind Larry Mulligan pushes Tommy McMaster into Angus Andrus forcing him to stumble back and through the ropes. McMaster turns round and Mulligan scoops him up onto his shoulder, he slides down and pushes Mulligan into the ropes, he comes off them and…] Dougie Wright: LLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Marty The Cabbie: ONE TWO … THREE!!!! Zack Cobb: The winners of this match and new National Tag Team Champions… Larry Mulligan and She Tsuyoki!!! [Angus slides into the ring with a steel chair, he smashes Mulligan over the face before Tsuyoki grabs it away from him.] Dougie Wright: He just busted Mulligan wide open! [Tsuyoki throws the chair out of the ring when Andrus kicks him in the stomach, hooks both arms and hits a DDT.] Marty The Cabbie: They may be the champions, but its Angus Andrus who is left standing! Dougie Wright: What a night, and thank god we've not seen Madhu Karna! [fade to black] |
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